This thread begins with Tracy and Trump stuck in a curious sort of trap, their only hope of escape being Infernius who is operating a control panel with around 40 buttons, only one of which will set them free and most of which result in some form of torture or death. The buttons bear the same obscure script as elsewhere which Infernius couldn't read even if it was comprehensible.
Welcome back to the Nuts RP thread, where we're about to go Saw on 2 of the party members!
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Fug. Could change subject to "Experimental Nuts"?
>>50377
Thats so sweet. There's buttons and a giant lever. If Infernius wants to get precise, I can provide sketches for each button, but realize that that would piss me off and make me vindictive
Thats so sweet. There's buttons and a giant lever. If Infernius wants to get precise, I can provide sketches for each button, but realize that that would piss me off and make me vindictive
>>50372
Trumpaladin says to Tracy
"Please roll a decipher script check on the runes. Yeah yeah, you did knowledge Arcana earlier. But Knowledge Arcana is not the operative skill. Decipher Script is. If I were a rogue, I'd do it myself. But I am not, and only you are. There is literally nothing to lose by trying"
Trumpaladin says to Tracy
"Please roll a decipher script check on the runes. Yeah yeah, you did knowledge Arcana earlier. But Knowledge Arcana is not the operative skill. Decipher Script is. If I were a rogue, I'd do it myself. But I am not, and only you are. There is literally nothing to lose by trying"
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*Nervous staring*
>>50383
Commune could answer 17 yes/no questions at your level. Divination might just tell you the right one with a good caster lvl check.
Commune could answer 17 yes/no questions at your level. Divination might just tell you the right one with a good caster lvl check.
"Snek do you think this staircase leads anywhere?"
Snek gives a negative hissing noise and slithers back the way the two came.
Snek gives a negative hissing noise and slithers back the way the two came.
>>50393
Here's my thoughts on that. The more complicated I make it, the longer it will take to get through. Live RP can handle obstacles like that cuz no posting delay. Board RP is more limited and complicated mazes and environments seem to unnecessarily burden gameplay
Here's my thoughts on that. The more complicated I make it, the longer it will take to get through. Live RP can handle obstacles like that cuz no posting delay. Board RP is more limited and complicated mazes and environments seem to unnecessarily burden gameplay
Can I make a Disable Device check, to plug up these tubes?
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Just got in a 30 minute long argument over whether someone should be perma-banned
Lost
Am back now
Lost
Am back now
I get it now.
Infernius is inspired toward a button with a weirdly shaped star, the points of which twist and blend with the pannel.
Infernius is inspired toward a button with a weirdly shaped star, the points of which twist and blend with the pannel.
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*wails on doors with warhammer, because there's nothing else to do*
"Reeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
[frustrated horse noises]
"Reeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
[frustrated horse noises]
Grab Pony. Dimension door to the location in the middle of the nearby hall near the other door to the Banshee room
*smells Zyklon B*
"Oh goddammit!"
"Oh goddammit!"
Can she plug the holes?
>>50439
You think this situation was engineered so that someone in their position is going to survive?
You think this situation was engineered so that someone in their position is going to survive?
[2d20 = 20]
Snek trys passing ahead of Torc dex check and trys catching him str check
Snek trys passing ahead of Torc dex check and trys catching him str check
>>50443
On the way
She's 2 rounds from Infernius' position. Infernius however is oblivious to the result of pushing a button. From his perspective, nothing happened, other than the button he pushed lit up and stayed lit.
On the way
She's 2 rounds from Infernius' position. Infernius however is oblivious to the result of pushing a button. From his perspective, nothing happened, other than the button he pushed lit up and stayed lit.
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>>50449
Not very. If they'd been wet maybe, but stand alone no. Trump and Tracy are beginning to experience a burning sensation all over.
Not very. If they'd been wet maybe, but stand alone no. Trump and Tracy are beginning to experience a burning sensation all over.
Casts protection from energy (acid) on self.
>>50461
No. No. Don't wait until Fae gets there and casts Read magic (which Infernius can do too by the way)
No. No. Don't wait until Fae gets there and casts Read magic (which Infernius can do too by the way)
>Casts protection from Energy (acid) on self
*stares*
*stares*
>delay poison
Yeah, that alone would prevent damage.
Its uncomfortable to breathe, but look on the bright side. Discord said >gas urself to the nuts and the mad bastard went and did it
Yeah, that alone would prevent damage.
Its uncomfortable to breathe, but look on the bright side. Discord said >gas urself to the nuts and the mad bastard went and did it
Are Torc and Snek affected in the endless staircase of falling?
>>50469
I'm theming off the sour kraut and trolling, butt also cross-meming frong that one /k/ thread
I'm theming off the sour kraut and trolling, butt also cross-meming frong that one /k/ thread
>>50475
"They have been traped by the kikes and dindus mein lord, me was trying to free them but me hit wrong button."
"They have been traped by the kikes and dindus mein lord, me was trying to free them but me hit wrong button."
<a onclick="highlightReply('50483', event);" href="/vx/res/50370.html#50483">>>50483</a><br/>"Uh me cant read,my wife is teaching me."
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>>50487
"ooh... Harsh...
That's okay I guess. John Elway said that my special mount "should be knocked back a few levels" because she didn't have Magic Fang, and also made her perform oral sex in public. I mean, it was on me, so I liked it, but still, it was all humiliating for her"
>>50489
"Uh... Didn't I cast Delay poison on you?"
"ooh... Harsh...
That's okay I guess. John Elway said that my special mount "should be knocked back a few levels" because she didn't have Magic Fang, and also made her perform oral sex in public. I mean, it was on me, so I liked it, but still, it was all humiliating for her"
>>50489
"Uh... Didn't I cast Delay poison on you?"
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>>50497
didn't I tell you I was playing holocauster tycoon? I needed some NPCs
jk
chill fam, I love you just the same, keep up the good work
didn't I tell you I was playing holocauster tycoon? I needed some NPCs
jk
chill fam, I love you just the same, keep up the good work
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>>50502
As Fae arrives at the control panel, and as Trump and Tracy sweat, protected from the gas but who knows what's gonna happen with the next button, and as Torcuil's staircase never ends, and as Thez watches this all from the shadows and Infernius pounds on the thick reinforced door,...
GM goes to bed. Night fam. Don't be stupid.
As Fae arrives at the control panel, and as Trump and Tracy sweat, protected from the gas but who knows what's gonna happen with the next button, and as Torcuil's staircase never ends, and as Thez watches this all from the shadows and Infernius pounds on the thick reinforced door,...
GM goes to bed. Night fam. Don't be stupid.
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>>50508
*Pets pony, although in a nervous manner that seems more for his own benefit to calm himself down than to calm the pony*
"Don't worry, Fae will get to the panel and the manual. She's learned some very basic divine magic since we got here - she was a great student at the seminary you know - and she'll figure out how to get us out of here. We'll get out of here"
*pets pony, pets pony*
*Pets pony, although in a nervous manner that seems more for his own benefit to calm himself down than to calm the pony*
"Don't worry, Fae will get to the panel and the manual. She's learned some very basic divine magic since we got here - she was a great student at the seminary you know - and she'll figure out how to get us out of here. We'll get out of here"
*pets pony, pets pony*
https://youtu.be/jbtel9K6fVY
Now, this week the characters are encouraged to banter/shitpost/w/e as though one character wasn't literally though inaverdently gassing two others. This is the sort of dialogue/banter that could be said to go on "whenever". Lenos would have his hefty tankard larger than him, Thez would have a stiff drink while Infernius worried about FAS, Trump might be making his way around to the other poners, Tracy would most DEFINITELY feed the birds and practice a feat and work on an item,....
Snek has nu hat
Now, this week the characters are encouraged to banter/shitpost/w/e as though one character wasn't literally though inaverdently gassing two others. This is the sort of dialogue/banter that could be said to go on "whenever". Lenos would have his hefty tankard larger than him, Thez would have a stiff drink while Infernius worried about FAS, Trump might be making his way around to the other poners, Tracy would most DEFINITELY feed the birds and practice a feat and work on an item,....
Snek has nu hat
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>>50518
I still think it'd have been funnier for Infernius to play guess and check with the buttons Xp
I still think it'd have been funnier for Infernius to play guess and check with the buttons Xp
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>>50519
Send Fae to the control Panel, Cast "Read Magic." Read control panel and find lever. That Doesn't work, send her to manual and have her read that since the spell would last for 20 minutes even for such a low level cleric. Also I just now found out that Read Magic is a Paladin spell, so Trumpaladin could cast that and try to read the runes on the wall
Because damn it I will keep trying
Send Fae to the control Panel, Cast "Read Magic." Read control panel and find lever. That Doesn't work, send her to manual and have her read that since the spell would last for 20 minutes even for such a low level cleric. Also I just now found out that Read Magic is a Paladin spell, so Trumpaladin could cast that and try to read the runes on the wall
Because damn it I will keep trying
>>50520
Can Fae read?
*Trots out of chamber*
*Stretches provocatively*
"Well, I think that's enough adventuring for one day"
>>50522
I say Hitler intervening is as good as rolling a DC 100 for Gate to summon him.
*Pats bull*
"You did your best, dumb bull" she says, unusually friendly in the way that she appears to be just happy to be alive.
Can Fae read?
*Trots out of chamber*
*Stretches provocatively*
"Well, I think that's enough adventuring for one day"
>>50522
I say Hitler intervening is as good as rolling a DC 100 for Gate to summon him.
*Pats bull*
"You did your best, dumb bull" she says, unusually friendly in the way that she appears to be just happy to be alive.
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>>50526
"But... we've got more rooms to explore. And Lichs to kill. And I still have one smite, my lay of hands, and a fourth level spell left to cast. And some turning..."
"But... we've got more rooms to explore. And Lichs to kill. And I still have one smite, my lay of hands, and a fourth level spell left to cast. And some turning..."
>>50525
>Seminarian
So is Infernius..
I guess his is an oral tradition.
>The copies of Mein Kampf that he gave out we're really children's edition picture books that Infernius painstakingly drew himself, in crayon.
>Seminarian
So is Infernius..
I guess his is an oral tradition.
>The copies of Mein Kampf that he gave out we're really children's edition picture books that Infernius painstakingly drew himself, in crayon.
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*puts thez in pocket then lays down in my bed*
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>>50545
Tbh, I'm not entirely sure anymore, since I started studying politics. I'm generally right-leaning ((((Neo-Cons))) can go fuck themselves though), and largely sympathetic to natsoc principles.
Tbh, I'm not entirely sure anymore, since I started studying politics. I'm generally right-leaning ((((Neo-Cons))) can go fuck themselves though), and largely sympathetic to natsoc principles.
>>50546
If you had the choice of a natsoc or ancap society which one would you choose? Personally i would like the natsoc option but i wouldnt be opposed to living in an ancap society.
If you had the choice of a natsoc or ancap society which one would you choose? Personally i would like the natsoc option but i wouldnt be opposed to living in an ancap society.
>>50547
Well, that's a dilemma. I'd favor rule of law, if the people making/enforcing the laws weren't a bunch of kikes.
As of now, I'd prefer a more libertarian society (with better border control and economic protection though), because I simply don't trust our leaders or potential leaders not to fuck us over with SJW-tier crap once the political tide turns.
Well, that's a dilemma. I'd favor rule of law, if the people making/enforcing the laws weren't a bunch of kikes.
As of now, I'd prefer a more libertarian society (with better border control and economic protection though), because I simply don't trust our leaders or potential leaders not to fuck us over with SJW-tier crap once the political tide turns.
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Tracy feeds and pets her birds, grooming them to look extra fluffy and good-looking.
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>>50551
>Didn't sex the horse before she went off to feed her birds
"I knew this was coming, but I did not take initiative... Oh well, I'll get her next time"
>Didn't sex the horse before she went off to feed her birds
"I knew this was coming, but I did not take initiative... Oh well, I'll get her next time"
>>50548
Anarcho-anything can't work. The communists are wrong about almost everything, but one thing they are correct about is that government is as essential to capitalism as the private sector. You can't have capitalism without contract law and enforcement, or property law and enforcement.
I think any true "natsoc" would tend towards or be totalitarianism, so I don't quite trust that either
>>50549
>Libertarianism
*Judges*
Anarcho-anything can't work. The communists are wrong about almost everything, but one thing they are correct about is that government is as essential to capitalism as the private sector. You can't have capitalism without contract law and enforcement, or property law and enforcement.
I think any true "natsoc" would tend towards or be totalitarianism, so I don't quite trust that either
>>50549
>Libertarianism
*Judges*
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>>50556
Nah, I'm not staunchly libertarian; I just want to reform the government to make it less broken, before giving it permission to rule all our lives to a greater extent.
Ideologically, I'm closer to natsoc, but I can't really see that with the system as it is today.
tl;dr: remove the kikes and corruption first, then we can actually get things done the way they need to be.
Nah, I'm not staunchly libertarian; I just want to reform the government to make it less broken, before giving it permission to rule all our lives to a greater extent.
Ideologically, I'm closer to natsoc, but I can't really see that with the system as it is today.
tl;dr: remove the kikes and corruption first, then we can actually get things done the way they need to be.
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Not knowing what to do with his sexless, ponyless morning, Trumpaladin... sleeps in, I guess? Then he goes in search of ponies to fill the void
>>50560
I doubt, but it's probably better for the church's image if the paladin heading it goes there to heal folks at least once a week.
Go Lay On Hands.
I doubt, but it's probably better for the church's image if the paladin heading it goes there to heal folks at least once a week.
Go Lay On Hands.
Really should give a terrific rally and speech to the whole town gathered at the Stadium soon...
>>50563
Just set her up with some painting supplies in her room, with a window, and just give her some time to herself before seeing what she's done. Artists are like that.
Just set her up with some painting supplies in her room, with a window, and just give her some time to herself before seeing what she's done. Artists are like that.
>>50565
He just left her alone for most of two days. What she needs is social time. Remember, this isn't just an artist, this is one who displays the works of artists to the world
He just left her alone for most of two days. What she needs is social time. Remember, this isn't just an artist, this is one who displays the works of artists to the world
>>50548
>>50547
Ah fuck thats a good question, cause I'm actually fairly centered on the authoritarian/libertarian scale. I really like the pre-civil war American government (isolationist, no direct taxation, states had more right to govern themselves)
>>50556
>anarcho-anything can't work
I actually have to disagree with you there. It can work, but it would have to be a small isolated community.
But I'm not saying I wanna live in one.
>>50547
Ah fuck thats a good question, cause I'm actually fairly centered on the authoritarian/libertarian scale. I really like the pre-civil war American government (isolationist, no direct taxation, states had more right to govern themselves)
>>50556
>anarcho-anything can't work
I actually have to disagree with you there. It can work, but it would have to be a small isolated community.
But I'm not saying I wanna live in one.
I noticed that very few creatures get Astral projection as a spell-like ability.
>>50569
And you can purchase those for the low low price of 0.01 bitcoin!
Or you know, NAP and shit I guess.
But yeah, I guess thats why I'm pretty centered on that scale I agree with you there.
And you can purchase those for the low low price of 0.01 bitcoin!
Or you know, NAP and shit I guess.
But yeah, I guess thats why I'm pretty centered on that scale I agree with you there.
It's not worth trying to get a set of ligfht armor is it? Is there anything she could get quickly that would provide more protection than her bracers?
... again
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>>50581
And 5 regular wraiths, right?
I'm trying to figure out what Tracy and Trump's ECL would've been when only two party members were present, but this math is complicated...
And 5 regular wraiths, right?
I'm trying to figure out what Tracy and Trump's ECL would've been when only two party members were present, but this math is complicated...
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>>50584
I've calculated 956 for the dread wraiths so far..
Now I'm trying to factor in circumstances, with the environment, and the wall trap...
I'm doing this too see how much I'm willing to sacrifice for permanent spells and how much I wanna save to lvl up..
I've calculated 956 for the dread wraiths so far..
Now I'm trying to factor in circumstances, with the environment, and the wall trap...
I'm doing this too see how much I'm willing to sacrifice for permanent spells and how much I wanna save to lvl up..
>>50587
I just mean, if I can figure it to a ballpark (typically that favors the characters) I will, just cuz by the time I'm close I don't fucking care anymore.
I just mean, if I can figure it to a ballpark (typically that favors the characters) I will, just cuz by the time I'm close I don't fucking care anymore.
>>50586
Well, if I may ask just one question: If I spend 2000-5000 XP on a permanent spell now, will that affect when she levels up?
Well, if I may ask just one question: If I spend 2000-5000 XP on a permanent spell now, will that affect when she levels up?
Please don't misunderstand, I'm not bothered by the subject nor being sarcastic at you/Trcy. The part I don't like about XP is entirely the cumbersome calulations n shit, for a number that is far more detailed than it needs to be.
>>50590
I meant more-so on a month-to-month scale: as in, would she have to wait several weeks before she made the difference?
I meant more-so on a month-to-month scale: as in, would she have to wait several weeks before she made the difference?
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>>50592
>far more detailed than it needs to be
Ikr.
I guess they expected nerds to fight over this kind of stuff, so they made the SRD rules especially meticulous..
I'm fine with the way things are going. I was mostly just trying it once to get a ballpark range of how much she can earn per encounter.
>far more detailed than it needs to be
Ikr.
I guess they expected nerds to fight over this kind of stuff, so they made the SRD rules especially meticulous..
I'm fine with the way things are going. I was mostly just trying it once to get a ballpark range of how much she can earn per encounter.
>>50599
4th lvl spells cost 2000 XP on the permanency table she earned that much in the dungeon from fighting monsters alone these past 2 crawls.
I doubt the undead attack was a clean lvl up either: pretty sure it put them over a few thousand points, when factoring circumstantial stuff.
4th lvl spells cost 2000 XP on the permanency table she earned that much in the dungeon from fighting monsters alone these past 2 crawls.
I doubt the undead attack was a clean lvl up either: pretty sure it put them over a few thousand points, when factoring circumstantial stuff.
>>50600
First off, there is no "fourth level spell permanency cost." An equivalent to the shadow armor should cost 5000xp minimum depending on the exact effects. Second, while numbers vary, the amount of xp earned could be less than 1000
First off, there is no "fourth level spell permanency cost." An equivalent to the shadow armor should cost 5000xp minimum depending on the exact effects. Second, while numbers vary, the amount of xp earned could be less than 1000
>>50600
>Circumstantial stuff
Like the fact that we have ebin weapons and the fact that there's supposed to be a 50%
miss chance on incorporeal creatures? That should knock down the xp quite a bit
>Circumstantial stuff
Like the fact that we have ebin weapons and the fact that there's supposed to be a 50%
miss chance on incorporeal creatures? That should knock down the xp quite a bit
>>50601
If you look at the canon-permanent spells: all of the 4th lvl spells cost 2000 while the 5th lvl cost 2500.
Also, GM already said after the mummy fight that it would've been enough to cast a permanent spell without penalty.
>>50602
Why are you so insistent on getting less XP? It really shouldn't concern you.
When I say circumstantial stuff, I mean traps they encountered, and presence of party members. The difference is abysmal anyway and I was just looking into it to learn more about the game.
If you look at the canon-permanent spells: all of the 4th lvl spells cost 2000 while the 5th lvl cost 2500.
Also, GM already said after the mummy fight that it would've been enough to cast a permanent spell without penalty.
>>50602
Why are you so insistent on getting less XP? It really shouldn't concern you.
When I say circumstantial stuff, I mean traps they encountered, and presence of party members. The difference is abysmal anyway and I was just looking into it to learn more about the game.
>>50603
Yeah, it's enough to cast the cheapest of the spells
Not all 4th level spells are alike. The shadow whatever gives darkvision. That alone cost 1000 xp for a permanency. And what is the bonus of this supposed to be? Just the equivalent cost of xp for crafting armor enchantments costs thousands, besides crafting time and high material costs. And then it does other things too. Judging the cost based on the effects it should be very expensive
>>50604
And neither do "circumstances" increase xp, which was my point
Yeah, it's enough to cast the cheapest of the spells
Not all 4th level spells are alike. The shadow whatever gives darkvision. That alone cost 1000 xp for a permanency. And what is the bonus of this supposed to be? Just the equivalent cost of xp for crafting armor enchantments costs thousands, besides crafting time and high material costs. And then it does other things too. Judging the cost based on the effects it should be very expensive
>>50604
And neither do "circumstances" increase xp, which was my point
>>50603
Just get a set of mithril breastplate. It's +5, only a single point of armor check penalty, and you can add all sorts of shit to it
Just get a set of mithril breastplate. It's +5, only a single point of armor check penalty, and you can add all sorts of shit to it
>>50605
Tbh, m8. I don't take answers on meta-issues from you. Can you just stop arguing about everything for once?
Tbh, m8. I don't take answers on meta-issues from you. Can you just stop arguing about everything for once?
>>50611
You explicitly cannot effect bonus with armor-suit bonus as per the rules normally go.
Besides, I want the spoopy darkness armor, because it sounds awesome for a blackguard-rogue.
You explicitly cannot effect bonus with armor-suit bonus as per the rules normally go.
Besides, I want the spoopy darkness armor, because it sounds awesome for a blackguard-rogue.
Ben
>>50623
It's many factors at ounce. He literally joined the game originally just to troll me because he took some silly GET joke deeply personally and followed me around on the board for several months because of it. The biggest issue is that his entire way of approaching the game is to try to cheat every way he can - every way, all the time, constantly, relentlessly, whether it's misremembering his stats or making shit up or taking advantage of generosity - which makes the game less fun because it removes challenge (the source of fun) and makes it harder to compete for glory of killing or accomplishing things. And then he steam rolls constantly, taking his turn before its his turn, and advancing time in the game which can leave all of us behind. Then sometimes he attacks other characters - especially mine - in game, often making use of these unearned advantages. And he's playing an lol evil character in a campaign of good aligned characters, which causes conflict. And he wants to substitute actual personality with spoopy clothes and powers, which is insulting to the OC the character is supposed to be based on. He selectively rules lawyers when it's in his advantages and disregards when it isn't.
All of this would be fine if he weren't a sociopath with no social awareness. He is unapologetic period, he never seems to care about how his steamrolling harms others, and he doesn't care if he is liked
It's many factors at ounce. He literally joined the game originally just to troll me because he took some silly GET joke deeply personally and followed me around on the board for several months because of it. The biggest issue is that his entire way of approaching the game is to try to cheat every way he can - every way, all the time, constantly, relentlessly, whether it's misremembering his stats or making shit up or taking advantage of generosity - which makes the game less fun because it removes challenge (the source of fun) and makes it harder to compete for glory of killing or accomplishing things. And then he steam rolls constantly, taking his turn before its his turn, and advancing time in the game which can leave all of us behind. Then sometimes he attacks other characters - especially mine - in game, often making use of these unearned advantages. And he's playing an lol evil character in a campaign of good aligned characters, which causes conflict. And he wants to substitute actual personality with spoopy clothes and powers, which is insulting to the OC the character is supposed to be based on. He selectively rules lawyers when it's in his advantages and disregards when it isn't.
All of this would be fine if he weren't a sociopath with no social awareness. He is unapologetic period, he never seems to care about how his steamrolling harms others, and he doesn't care if he is liked
>>50624
>he never seems to care about how his steamrolling harms others, and he doesn't care if he is liked
Fuck censorship. I won't stand for that one.
I try my hardest every session to make a good character and come up with new ideas to make The Game more fun for all of the PCs. Maybe it's autistic, but I never, even once tried to make The Game less fun.
You're the one who's always acting like an antagonistic, tyranical sourpuss, acting like he's in charge of the rules, and constantly picking fights about meta; banning PCs and deleting posts when things don't go your way. It's tiring, obnoxious, and generally unpleasant to everyone.
>Causes conflict
It doesn't have to. You are the only one who has a chronic issue with it. It was said from the get-go that we could pick any alignment we wanted.
>Selectively rules-lawyers
You do that more than anyone, faggot. I never complain about it, so why can't you just shut up?
It's not your place to enforce the rules of the game.
>he never seems to care about how his steamrolling harms others, and he doesn't care if he is liked
Fuck censorship. I won't stand for that one.
I try my hardest every session to make a good character and come up with new ideas to make The Game more fun for all of the PCs. Maybe it's autistic, but I never, even once tried to make The Game less fun.
You're the one who's always acting like an antagonistic, tyranical sourpuss, acting like he's in charge of the rules, and constantly picking fights about meta; banning PCs and deleting posts when things don't go your way. It's tiring, obnoxious, and generally unpleasant to everyone.
>Causes conflict
It doesn't have to. You are the only one who has a chronic issue with it. It was said from the get-go that we could pick any alignment we wanted.
>Selectively rules-lawyers
You do that more than anyone, faggot. I never complain about it, so why can't you just shut up?
It's not your place to enforce the rules of the game.
>>50625
Because what I really want is some sort of personal warmth from him, and it makes me very sad and angry that I never get it...
Because what I really want is some sort of personal warmth from him, and it makes me very sad and angry that I never get it...
>>50626
Oh yeah. And you sperg out every time a post is deleted when no one else does. Now stop cheating constantly
Oh yeah. And you sperg out every time a post is deleted when no one else does. Now stop cheating constantly
>>50631
And you're so fucking insolent. That's the biggest problem. Not anything you do, but how you do it. Stop it
And you're so fucking insolent. That's the biggest problem. Not anything you do, but how you do it. Stop it
>>>/test/
Can we just stop fighting plz?
Can we just stop fighting plz?
>>50629
In fairness, if I was vaguely aware of how many posts were deleted, I am certain I would be more on about it.
>>50631
Technically I do, but increasingly over time everyone does. I fashioned this entire campaign so as to cheat against established rules, prescriptions, and traditions. Yes, the rules are a baseline, and as time goes on the baseline exists only to contrast against what we're doing. The only objective determination for what is cheating is "what isn't allowed", though the consequence of saying something is (or isn't) allowed that the GM does (or doesn't) allow is taking over. ^_~
In fairness, if I was vaguely aware of how many posts were deleted, I am certain I would be more on about it.
>>50631
Technically I do, but increasingly over time everyone does. I fashioned this entire campaign so as to cheat against established rules, prescriptions, and traditions. Yes, the rules are a baseline, and as time goes on the baseline exists only to contrast against what we're doing. The only objective determination for what is cheating is "what isn't allowed", though the consequence of saying something is (or isn't) allowed that the GM does (or doesn't) allow is taking over. ^_~
>>50632
Then are you going to just act like an insufferable, rulecucked, argumentative prick every session until this game ends?
>>50629
I get pissed, because censorship is the one thing on this planet I hate the most, and you do it all the time like it's no big deal.
>>50633
I'll play however I want.
If you want to be in-charge of the rules and when/how they're applied, you should start your own goddamn campaign.
I do NOT take orders from you. You're not the boss of me, and your insistence on controlling my character's every development only drives me to move in the opposite direction.
Stop trying to tell me what to do. I don't tell you what to do, let alone try to stop you from communicating through bans and whatnot, so stop dicking around in my business.
Then are you going to just act like an insufferable, rulecucked, argumentative prick every session until this game ends?
>>50629
I get pissed, because censorship is the one thing on this planet I hate the most, and you do it all the time like it's no big deal.
>>50633
I'll play however I want.
If you want to be in-charge of the rules and when/how they're applied, you should start your own goddamn campaign.
I do NOT take orders from you. You're not the boss of me, and your insistence on controlling my character's every development only drives me to move in the opposite direction.
Stop trying to tell me what to do. I don't tell you what to do, let alone try to stop you from communicating through bans and whatnot, so stop dicking around in my business.
>>50637
The problem isn't that it happens ever, it's that there is no end to it and nothing satisfies. The rest of us are satisfied with a few things and ask for more on occasion, but not very often. Circumventing rules or applying rules in his favor has become his entire way of approaching the gane and he asks for more more more large advantages constantly, or applies them when they do not exist, and then misremembers facts in his favor constantly. These are not inconsequential deviations, but massive advantages, which again, would fine if there were only three or so, but he's constantly asking for more items and superpowers and abilities that have massive consequences
The problem isn't that it happens ever, it's that there is no end to it and nothing satisfies. The rest of us are satisfied with a few things and ask for more on occasion, but not very often. Circumventing rules or applying rules in his favor has become his entire way of approaching the gane and he asks for more more more large advantages constantly, or applies them when they do not exist, and then misremembers facts in his favor constantly. These are not inconsequential deviations, but massive advantages, which again, would fine if there were only three or so, but he's constantly asking for more items and superpowers and abilities that have massive consequences
>>50646
>stop stealing from
When was the last time I stole something?
>get over things
M8, if you can't get over me asking meta questions, you can't expect me to take your frivilous post deletion lightly.
The discussion is on rabbit.
>stop stealing from
When was the last time I stole something?
>get over things
M8, if you can't get over me asking meta questions, you can't expect me to take your frivilous post deletion lightly.
The discussion is on rabbit.
>>50651
Easily, that doesn't mean I take your answer for official though.
To me, you're just another PC with an opinion.
Easily, that doesn't mean I take your answer for official though.
To me, you're just another PC with an opinion.
>>50655
M8, I will speak my mind without holding back.
If you want everyone to play/post the way you want them to, you outta play with yourself.
It's not like you're in high spirits 100% of the time either.
M8, I will speak my mind without holding back.
If you want everyone to play/post the way you want them to, you outta play with yourself.
It's not like you're in high spirits 100% of the time either.
>>>/test/
>>50662
Infernius is immortal and iconic. Of all the characters, his is the easiest to authentically depict. I bet in ur next vidya RPG you make a red-haired minotaur
Infernius is immortal and iconic. Of all the characters, his is the easiest to authentically depict. I bet in ur next vidya RPG you make a red-haired minotaur
I probably won't be able to play this weekend.
I have some things I need to worry about.
I have some things I need to worry about.
I'm sorry guys...
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>>50678
Don't sweat it. Actually, a strong case could be made for the things you said (some that is). That's the nature of the blackpill, its a subjective position based on legitimate evidence and observation, that is not entirely wrong. However, its also not a position that is suitable to sustainable growth.
Don't sweat it. Actually, a strong case could be made for the things you said (some that is). That's the nature of the blackpill, its a subjective position based on legitimate evidence and observation, that is not entirely wrong. However, its also not a position that is suitable to sustainable growth.
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>>50691
That depends on where the focus of one's position is. As characters, yes; obv. one is a minotaur and the other is a dwelf. Having said, they can't be said to have DNA to mix, outside a theoretical context.
Tl;dr Maybe
Having said
>inb4 reeeeee
There's something to be said for miscegenation, not as a practice but as an exception. Historically, Nordic cultures did their viking thing. Whenever they came across a society or culture that could btfo them, they would leave families in those cultures for a few generation expressly to acquire and later introduce those genetics into the Nordic gene-pool.
My point in that is to indicate that the whole point of racial purity and eugenics is to maintain and develop superior ability to bring order out of chaos. To do that however, the gene pools need integration at interval.
That depends on where the focus of one's position is. As characters, yes; obv. one is a minotaur and the other is a dwelf. Having said, they can't be said to have DNA to mix, outside a theoretical context.
Tl;dr Maybe
Having said
>inb4 reeeeee
There's something to be said for miscegenation, not as a practice but as an exception. Historically, Nordic cultures did their viking thing. Whenever they came across a society or culture that could btfo them, they would leave families in those cultures for a few generation expressly to acquire and later introduce those genetics into the Nordic gene-pool.
My point in that is to indicate that the whole point of racial purity and eugenics is to maintain and develop superior ability to bring order out of chaos. To do that however, the gene pools need integration at interval.
>>50693
Yea but the way i was thinking about it was since we are both presumably European therefore its impossible for us to separate our way of thinking from our characters so i would say they are also the same race.
Yea but the way i was thinking about it was since we are both presumably European therefore its impossible for us to separate our way of thinking from our characters so i would say they are also the same race.
>>50694
You could make a reasonable case for that, especially if you factor the more subtle elements of character etymology from a psychological standpoint.
Desu, I've contemplated a wide spectrum of possible outcomes for AAP, anything from Centaur, Pony (unicorn Xp), Red-furred dwelf, gray-furred minotaur, etc.
Tl;dr Maybe
You could make a reasonable case for that, especially if you factor the more subtle elements of character etymology from a psychological standpoint.
Desu, I've contemplated a wide spectrum of possible outcomes for AAP, anything from Centaur, Pony (unicorn Xp), Red-furred dwelf, gray-furred minotaur, etc.
Tl;dr Maybe
>>50698
If not, I can unpack it but its essay tier so I'd save myself the effort if it is, which yes it appears to be.
>mfw anons outside the thread are aware of the characters
If not, I can unpack it but its essay tier so I'd save myself the effort if it is, which yes it appears to be.
>mfw anons outside the thread are aware of the characters
>>50700
She blinks at him a few times, wearing an expression that belies confusion and no comprehension. Its not that she doesn't understand the statement, its more that she is wondering why he's telling her. Then an idea dawns on her. Her eyes narrow and her scales come out.
Speaking of which, I haven't detailed the scales. >She's wearing a new amulet, fashioned out of George Soros' scales arrayed like a star on a background of blue gold. As Infernius would have determined, and as the party will eventually see (no, she's not yet) its an Amulet of Natural Armor designed to activate when she's agitated. The scales cover her body comparable to her previous devil scales, except rough and raw (the previous ones she had filed down and laquered).
"Lazy," she <whoooof> . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . <whooooof> says, reappearing with a plate of steaming tendies with several ramekins bearing different sauces, muttering at herself about the scene. She smiles self-deprecatingly "Here."
She blinks at him a few times, wearing an expression that belies confusion and no comprehension. Its not that she doesn't understand the statement, its more that she is wondering why he's telling her. Then an idea dawns on her. Her eyes narrow and her scales come out.
Speaking of which, I haven't detailed the scales. >She's wearing a new amulet, fashioned out of George Soros' scales arrayed like a star on a background of blue gold. As Infernius would have determined, and as the party will eventually see (no, she's not yet) its an Amulet of Natural Armor designed to activate when she's agitated. The scales cover her body comparable to her previous devil scales, except rough and raw (the previous ones she had filed down and laquered).
"Lazy," she <whoooof> . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . <whooooof> says, reappearing with a plate of steaming tendies with several ramekins bearing different sauces, muttering at herself about the scene. She smiles self-deprecatingly "Here."
>>50702
"You're just lucky I can teleport, else you'd be marching your own way to the kitchen for tendies,...." she says with a twisted smile.
"You're just lucky I can teleport, else you'd be marching your own way to the kitchen for tendies,...." she says with a twisted smile.
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>>50709
"What are you talking about? She's right over there, feeding her birds. Later on she's going to practice feats, and after that she's going to work on an item. Eventually, she's going to want to stab something."
"What are you talking about? She's right over there, feeding her birds. Later on she's going to practice feats, and after that she's going to work on an item. Eventually, she's going to want to stab something."
>>50706
"Sorry, death gets pretty fucking jealous sometimes.
Sommthing about "men running away in fear," and "they die to get out of our dates.""
"Sorry, death gets pretty fucking jealous sometimes.
Sommthing about "men running away in fear," and "they die to get out of our dates.""
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>>50722
She gives Trump a big hug. "I didn't say I wouldn't eat the carrots." she says encouragingly. "Try to be cheerful?"
She gives Trump a big hug. "I didn't say I wouldn't eat the carrots." she says encouragingly. "Try to be cheerful?"
>>50724
The staff fizzles a bit but there was no effect. It appears its Polymorph charges have been consumed.
The staff fizzles a bit but there was no effect. It appears its Polymorph charges have been consumed.
Please don't mistake that result as cheek, the staff has literally been expended of that ability; I've been keeping track.
https://youtu.be/6PaHJqpQnyw
And while I contemplate a vast threshold of possibility, allow me to share this video. Its not nearly what/how I would phrase some ideas, but this.
https://youtu.be/6PaHJqpQnyw
And while I contemplate a vast threshold of possibility, allow me to share this video. Its not nearly what/how I would phrase some ideas, but this.
>>50728
"Oh, haha very funny"
Torc then admits defeat and chuckles a bit too
Question, have you ever been in another game where someone drew the death card? Cause I kinda wanna know how others respond in that situation
"Oh, haha very funny"
Torc then admits defeat and chuckles a bit too
Question, have you ever been in another game where someone drew the death card? Cause I kinda wanna know how others respond in that situation
>>50729
"I'm sure you could cast the spell normally," she offers, intrigued at the idea of being a cute poner.
I've only dealt with the death card 2x. The first time it killed the entire party, and the second time it killed the player drawing it. Its a horrible card that ordinarily forces the players to sit idly while a party member is utterly destroyed, or invites the party to join in being destroyed, depending on their temperment and their understanding of the card
"I'm sure you could cast the spell normally," she offers, intrigued at the idea of being a cute poner.
I've only dealt with the death card 2x. The first time it killed the entire party, and the second time it killed the player drawing it. Its a horrible card that ordinarily forces the players to sit idly while a party member is utterly destroyed, or invites the party to join in being destroyed, depending on their temperment and their understanding of the card
Cont Torcuil's response to the card was so innovative and creative that I absolutely had to run with it, because it presented a new set of outcomes and opportunities which previously went unmentioned/unrecognized
>>50695
The Book Of Erotic Fantasy (3.0 OGL) has a few tips on cross-species breeding: that seems to be it's primary use to most DMs, aside from sex-jokes taken too seriously.
http://awakenvideo.org/pdf/DnD%203.5e%20and%20you%20are%20welcome/DnD%20DM%203.5e%20Essentials---Dungeons%20and%20Dragons%20Dungeon%20Master%203.5%20Essentials/books/3.0%20Books/Book%20of%20Erotic%20Fantasy.pdf
It kind of pisses me of that prolonged sex is Constitution-based though... I haven't brought it up until now because of that...
Still here, btw....
Can I write-off Tracy's Con stat as a Willing Deformity (Gaunt; Book Of Vile Darkness, page 47)? I think she fits the description pretty well for it.
I've recently read the Book of Vile Darkness, the Fiend Folio, and the Complete Divine. I want to take leadership as Tracy last feat, and start an ebil underground syndicate that fits to her character.
The Book Of Erotic Fantasy (3.0 OGL) has a few tips on cross-species breeding: that seems to be it's primary use to most DMs, aside from sex-jokes taken too seriously.
http://awakenvideo.org/pdf/DnD%203.5e%20and%20you%20are%20welcome/DnD%20DM%203.5e%20Essentials---Dungeons%20and%20Dragons%20Dungeon%20Master%203.5%20Essentials/books/3.0%20Books/Book%20of%20Erotic%20Fantasy.pdf
It kind of pisses me of that prolonged sex is Constitution-based though... I haven't brought it up until now because of that...
Still here, btw....
Can I write-off Tracy's Con stat as a Willing Deformity (Gaunt; Book Of Vile Darkness, page 47)? I think she fits the description pretty well for it.
I've recently read the Book of Vile Darkness, the Fiend Folio, and the Complete Divine. I want to take leadership as Tracy last feat, and start an ebil underground syndicate that fits to her character.
>>50717
>bull forgets he can cast Animal Shapes at least once per day, as an 8th lvl Animal Domain spell
He could turn everyone into a pony if he wanted to.
>bull forgets he can cast Animal Shapes at least once per day, as an 8th lvl Animal Domain spell
He could turn everyone into a pony if he wanted to.
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>>50733
Thez squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees I interpreted Tracy's absence as "for this weekend", but I wasn't going to tell anons "you're wrong"
Of course there's a SRD about gaming sex and procreation e_e
If you mean a prolonged sexual encounter, (more than an hour) yes it would be constitution-based. If you mean a prolonged sexual relationship, I would put Cha as the dominant attribute.
>Leadership
It is dun. And Tracy better not recruit from the "mercenaries" either.
>pic related: better or worse?
Thez squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees I interpreted Tracy's absence as "for this weekend", but I wasn't going to tell anons "you're wrong"
Of course there's a SRD about gaming sex and procreation e_e
If you mean a prolonged sexual encounter, (more than an hour) yes it would be constitution-based. If you mean a prolonged sexual relationship, I would put Cha as the dominant attribute.
>Leadership
It is dun. And Tracy better not recruit from the "mercenaries" either.
>pic related: better or worse?
>>50735
Eh, I prefer the black outline
"Cool, I can boop things into ponies. Enjoy yourself."
Torc then decides to ride Mr. Snek around town surveying damage/death
Eh, I prefer the black outline
"Cool, I can boop things into ponies. Enjoy yourself."
Torc then decides to ride Mr. Snek around town surveying damage/death
>>50735
Better not recruit from the "mercenaries" either.
Not sure what you're talking about, but I had other things in mind.
Also, about that Gaunt Deformity? I've had my eye on it for a while, but always figured it had to be done at the start of the campaign..
>pic: Not sure, desu..
Better not recruit from the "mercenaries" either.
Not sure what you're talking about, but I had other things in mind.
Also, about that Gaunt Deformity? I've had my eye on it for a while, but always figured it had to be done at the start of the campaign..
>pic: Not sure, desu..
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>>50736
Fair. I was looking at pones and realizing that they don't use black outlines mostly, and was trying to think o how to render it. Obviously neither the right image nor the right program, but I was thinking lighter colors for the outlines, since her hair/skin-tone is already dark.
>>50738
>delighted Thez noises
Fair. I was looking at pones and realizing that they don't use black outlines mostly, and was trying to think o how to render it. Obviously neither the right image nor the right program, but I was thinking lighter colors for the outlines, since her hair/skin-tone is already dark.
>>50738
>delighted Thez noises
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>Back after "I don't feel comfortable posting on this website anymore
>Already I feel another conflict brewing
>Already I feel another conflict brewing
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>>50740
Rly? Sigh.
Trump explodes in a shower of gore.
He wakes up in the entertron.
But he's still hungry.
Rly? Sigh.
Trump explodes in a shower of gore.
He wakes up in the entertron.
But he's still hungry.
>>50742
Tracy continues affectionately molesting Brad's leg for a few moments, until she realizes with comical disappointment that it isn't attached to anything.
She promptly trots off to the Entertron to greet her husband and bring him his stuff.
>>50743
*slowly walks into Entertron, ears drooping somewhat as she brings in a set of freshly-folded clothes*
"G-good evening, Flashy..." She says quietly, looking somewhat uncomfortable
Tracy continues affectionately molesting Brad's leg for a few moments, until she realizes with comical disappointment that it isn't attached to anything.
She promptly trots off to the Entertron to greet her husband and bring him his stuff.
>>50743
*slowly walks into Entertron, ears drooping somewhat as she brings in a set of freshly-folded clothes*
"G-good evening, Flashy..." She says quietly, looking somewhat uncomfortable
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>>50749
"..I love you very much, Flashy.." she says, her voice sounding somewhat heavy
*latches on the, burying her face in his crotch, like a dog would, rocking her hips from side*
"..I love you very much, Flashy.." she says, her voice sounding somewhat heavy
*latches on the, burying her face in his crotch, like a dog would, rocking her hips from side*
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>>50759
"D'aww"
*props her up on his lap*
"Starts petting her*
"Just keep being cute, and keep yourself out of trouble, little pony"
*pets*
"D'aww"
*props her up on his lap*
"Starts petting her*
"Just keep being cute, and keep yourself out of trouble, little pony"
*pets*
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>>50775
With a tool as hard as the material the walls are made of, it sounds plausible, in my understanding, especially if it were masterwork grade.
With a tool as hard as the material the walls are made of, it sounds plausible, in my understanding, especially if it were masterwork grade.
>>50777
>sentient weapon they never talk too
This!
Tracy is an edge-whisperer. I actually had an idea to start dialogues between Tracy and her "friends" in her knife-collection (like she did in that fic) a while back, but then she lost the set before I found the energy to type it out...
>>50779
Masterwork enhancement bonus should make up for that.
>sentient weapon they never talk too
This!
Tracy is an edge-whisperer. I actually had an idea to start dialogues between Tracy and her "friends" in her knife-collection (like she did in that fic) a while back, but then she lost the set before I found the energy to type it out...
>>50779
Masterwork enhancement bonus should make up for that.
>>50780
>A Harem of knives
Show some devotion to one of them anon
>Masterwork
I think Sugoito's +7 magical bonus against stuff and Adamantium makeup is more usefull
>A Harem of knives
Show some devotion to one of them anon
>Masterwork
I think Sugoito's +7 magical bonus against stuff and Adamantium makeup is more usefull
>>50780
Also, the Hardening spell has a permanent duration, so we can make tools even harder than the material the temple is made out of.
Torc, go reset the Dimensional lock on that temple before it gets away. It's a goldmine.
Also, the Hardening spell has a permanent duration, so we can make tools even harder than the material the temple is made out of.
Torc, go reset the Dimensional lock on that temple before it gets away. It's a goldmine.
>>50781
I'll find an occasion for him to bant soon damn it!
*Trumpaladin fills up several flasks full of alcohol*
I'll find an occasion for him to bant soon damn it!
*Trumpaladin fills up several flasks full of alcohol*
How do you create a +7 Enhancement bonus shatterspike anyway? Isn't it normal a +1 weapon?
>>50787
Why didn't you? They were going to die.
>>50787
Why didn't you? They were going to die.
>>50783
>poof
Thank you for depositing 1 magic credit, your dimensional parking meter has been set to maximum time
>poof
Thank you for depositing 1 magic credit, your dimensional parking meter has been set to maximum time
>>50788
It's a +3 longsword
>Why not
At first I was afraid that the dimetrium would cancel out the +7 magic bonus and could harm the weapon. If Trachemar had kicked it I would have had him try to attack the door with Sugoito
It's a +3 longsword
>Why not
At first I was afraid that the dimetrium would cancel out the +7 magic bonus and could harm the weapon. If Trachemar had kicked it I would have had him try to attack the door with Sugoito
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If we make glassteel tools oversized (like gargantuan), the hardening spell could reduce them in size, while granting them at lest +17 hardness.
>>50792
>deathtrap
We'll just have to reduce it to little itty bits from the outside then.
We'll start by putting holes in the roof, to let the sunlight in and piss-off all of those spooks.
*readies diamond (enhanced glass) pickax*
>>50792
>deathtrap
We'll just have to reduce it to little itty bits from the outside then.
We'll start by putting holes in the roof, to let the sunlight in and piss-off all of those spooks.
*readies diamond (enhanced glass) pickax*
>>50794
>Letting in sunlight to disinfect the Temple
Not a bad idea, so long as what's inside doesn't escape en mass
>Letting in sunlight to disinfect the Temple
Not a bad idea, so long as what's inside doesn't escape en mass
>>50794
Maybe garganbtuan is an overstatement.
Glasteel is like super-mithril though. It's pretty light, despite it's
*carries over bags of material, and sets aside list of mundane tools that could be made out of diamond*
>>50795
>long as what's inside doesn't escape en mass
We'll just kill it as it rushes out then.
Maybe garganbtuan is an overstatement.
Glasteel is like super-mithril though. It's pretty light, despite it's
*carries over bags of material, and sets aside list of mundane tools that could be made out of diamond*
>>50795
>long as what's inside doesn't escape en mass
We'll just kill it as it rushes out then.
[1d20-8 = -12]
*Sleight of Hand to undo own pants buttons subtly*
>>50796
>Just kill it
Eh, the General's could use some xp too. Just remember that the area we are currently exploring is the portion below the waterline
*Sleight of Hand to undo own pants buttons subtly*
>>50796
>Just kill it
Eh, the General's could use some xp too. Just remember that the area we are currently exploring is the portion below the waterline
>>50797
>Rolled a 20 on an untrained check for a trained skill that in reality he'd be fucking awful at
MY POWER GROWS
>Rolled a 20 on an untrained check for a trained skill that in reality he'd be fucking awful at
MY POWER GROWS
>>50801
>Syndicate
Just don't commit crimes Trumpaladin would care about in places he'd care about against people he'd care about
>Syndicate
Just don't commit crimes Trumpaladin would care about in places he'd care about against people he'd care about
>>50802
Fighter is an elite class, just like Druid though.
I guess druids have a complex starting age.. Sorcerers will be fine.
Fighter is an elite class, just like Druid though.
I guess druids have a complex starting age.. Sorcerers will be fine.
>>50807
I read through the Complete Divine and The Book Of Vile Darkness to try to make an NE cult. Can I train some shadow adepts?
I read through the Complete Divine and The Book Of Vile Darkness to try to make an NE cult. Can I train some shadow adepts?
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>>50811
Eh, what I want them to do for right now is better done as Fighters. But they are fighters for a holy cause
Eh, what I want them to do for right now is better done as Fighters. But they are fighters for a holy cause
[1d20-8 = -2]
*tries to see if he has as much luck in buttoning back up his pants as undoing it*
*tries to see if he has as much luck in buttoning back up his pants as undoing it*
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>>50811
>Fighter isn't a specialized class
Is there any difference in training elite PC classes and Non-elite NPC classes? I read that their ability points are quantified differently , but IDK.
Fighters are in every way superior to Warriors, but it seems as though NPC followers are usually not given that class for some reason.
>Fighter isn't a specialized class
Is there any difference in training elite PC classes and Non-elite NPC classes? I read that their ability points are quantified differently , but IDK.
Fighters are in every way superior to Warriors, but it seems as though NPC followers are usually not given that class for some reason.
>>50816
>set of feats
Makes all the difference when you don't really use skillz or magick.
I think they earn XP differently as well.
>set of feats
Makes all the difference when you don't really use skillz or magick.
I think they earn XP differently as well.
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>>50825
Between levels 20 and 26 there's a gap where I am not sure what class to advance Trumpaladin in. Because Divine Emissary allows advancement in spell casting as you take each new level it makes sense to give him a spell casting class, but it also makes more smiting sexy as well. What do you think?
Between levels 20 and 26 there's a gap where I am not sure what class to advance Trumpaladin in. Because Divine Emissary allows advancement in spell casting as you take each new level it makes sense to give him a spell casting class, but it also makes more smiting sexy as well. What do you think?
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>>50829
Divine Emissary is only for literal demigods under vanilla rules, as far as I can tell...
Might check out the SRDs I read and see what I can suggest about advancement for an epic-level paladin after 20th level (I read it because most story themes that apply to paladins generally also apply to blackguards). There are always different ways to approach it and content to consider.
Of course, first they'd have to GET to epic-level first though, and that could take a while at this rate..
Divine Emissary is only for literal demigods under vanilla rules, as far as I can tell...
Might check out the SRDs I read and see what I can suggest about advancement for an epic-level paladin after 20th level (I read it because most story themes that apply to paladins generally also apply to blackguards). There are always different ways to approach it and content to consider.
Of course, first they'd have to GET to epic-level first though, and that could take a while at this rate..
>>50835
Reeee I need the charisma!
That's what happens when you multi class into classes that are radically different from each other. You find you need too many diverse abilities
Reeee I need the charisma!
That's what happens when you multi class into classes that are radically different from each other. You find you need too many diverse abilities
>>50836
Well, when I first took the class, I for some reason thought her Char and Wis were 13 each..
>radically different
Not much, really. Rogues use their charisma quite a bit with their skills (diplomacy, Use magick device, disguise, bluff, Gather Information, Intimidate). Blackguards get Sneak Attack too, and I've been using her BG spells to produce her Darkness Kunai.
It also opens up the potential for all sorts of ebil story thematics.
What are your stats, anyway?
Well, when I first took the class, I for some reason thought her Char and Wis were 13 each..
>radically different
Not much, really. Rogues use their charisma quite a bit with their skills (diplomacy, Use magick device, disguise, bluff, Gather Information, Intimidate). Blackguards get Sneak Attack too, and I've been using her BG spells to produce her Darkness Kunai.
It also opens up the potential for all sorts of ebil story thematics.
What are your stats, anyway?
>>50837
Use Magick device is my favorite. With a good check, a rogue/assassin/bard can use any weapon.
Use Magick device is my favorite. With a good check, a rogue/assassin/bard can use any weapon.
>>50837
>Wants charisma for skill checks
Trumpaladin has a Circlet of Persuasion that provides a +3 to charisma based checks, in the chance you ever want to trade
Trumpaladin's highest score is his charisma, which was 16 when the game started, then I raised it to 18 with the allotted ability points. The armor adds +3 to make 21, and I'll probably need to add his gained ability points to charisma as well to ensure he's at where he needs to be for level 21. My entire epic level advancement plan for him depends on him getting to 25 Charisma.
Strength is... in question. It started at 13, and then I raised it to 14 with ability score increases. The ion stone adds +2, so it's at least 16. I thought it was 20, and was upset when that was in question. But I didn't really know how magical bonuses worked on swords, so now I don't care as much. Trumpaladin is basically a glorified Fighter, and virtually all of his damage is done by means of melee combat, so strength really should be the most important ability.
Trumpaladin was extremely fortunate to start off with 14 wisdom, which coincidentally is the ability score he needs to cast every level of spell he has. I got the Periphat, which Gm seemed fine to rate as +4, I think originally as a gift for Tracy. But it really helps him because the Paladin spell set is pitiful (it's a glorified fighter class) so the added spells from the extra wisdom really helps. I also like the benefits to will saving throws and to skills like sense motive.
For some reason he has a curiously high Intelligence score, at 13, which it also frustrating because it's an odd number. I've thought about giving his extra ability point to intelligence so he could get the extra skill point per level gained, but it's probably better in charisma or strength.
Con is 12, and dexterity is 11. I hate the odd number on dexterity, but now that he has a set of half-plate armor (which allows an AC bonus from dexterity of 0) that has enchantments too high to not use, I don't think that ability will be evened out. I like to make fun of how non-dexterous he is, like the sleight of hand checks earlier with a -8 (armor penalty) modifier to it
>Wants charisma for skill checks
Trumpaladin has a Circlet of Persuasion that provides a +3 to charisma based checks, in the chance you ever want to trade
Trumpaladin's highest score is his charisma, which was 16 when the game started, then I raised it to 18 with the allotted ability points. The armor adds +3 to make 21, and I'll probably need to add his gained ability points to charisma as well to ensure he's at where he needs to be for level 21. My entire epic level advancement plan for him depends on him getting to 25 Charisma.
Strength is... in question. It started at 13, and then I raised it to 14 with ability score increases. The ion stone adds +2, so it's at least 16. I thought it was 20, and was upset when that was in question. But I didn't really know how magical bonuses worked on swords, so now I don't care as much. Trumpaladin is basically a glorified Fighter, and virtually all of his damage is done by means of melee combat, so strength really should be the most important ability.
Trumpaladin was extremely fortunate to start off with 14 wisdom, which coincidentally is the ability score he needs to cast every level of spell he has. I got the Periphat, which Gm seemed fine to rate as +4, I think originally as a gift for Tracy. But it really helps him because the Paladin spell set is pitiful (it's a glorified fighter class) so the added spells from the extra wisdom really helps. I also like the benefits to will saving throws and to skills like sense motive.
For some reason he has a curiously high Intelligence score, at 13, which it also frustrating because it's an odd number. I've thought about giving his extra ability point to intelligence so he could get the extra skill point per level gained, but it's probably better in charisma or strength.
Con is 12, and dexterity is 11. I hate the odd number on dexterity, but now that he has a set of half-plate armor (which allows an AC bonus from dexterity of 0) that has enchantments too high to not use, I don't think that ability will be evened out. I like to make fun of how non-dexterous he is, like the sleight of hand checks earlier with a -8 (armor penalty) modifier to it
>>50839
Aww.. Tracy's stat total rolled-up 3 points lower.
Tracy has 16 strength, although she never really uses it now because Weapon finesse. Her Constitution is 11 (really hoping to get that Gaunt deformity), as well as her Charisma. Her Wis is an abysmal 9, which kind of sucks, because it means she takes penalty on perception checks. Her Dex is 19: I allocated every point into that before I knew what the stats even did; I don't really regret it at all though. Her int, as I recall, is 13.
Aww.. Tracy's stat total rolled-up 3 points lower.
Tracy has 16 strength, although she never really uses it now because Weapon finesse. Her Constitution is 11 (really hoping to get that Gaunt deformity), as well as her Charisma. Her Wis is an abysmal 9, which kind of sucks, because it means she takes penalty on perception checks. Her Dex is 19: I allocated every point into that before I knew what the stats even did; I don't really regret it at all though. Her int, as I recall, is 13.
>>50840
I definitely remember her strength as 13
Remember that when a character attains level 16, they gain an ability point, so she has another you can distribute. You could probably also get GM to let you move the 19th Dexterity point to somewhere else
We've been building up our characters in different ways, I've noticed. you mostly want to create the perfect Assassin, able to get in and kill a single target, get out, but above all else, make damn sure that target is dead. I've been operating on the theory that Combat is a numbers game, dependent on five statistics more so than any other - Combined attack bonus, Armor Class, Damage, Hit Points, and the Fortitude saving roll bonus - so most of my advancement of him has focused on those five stats, or on the only set of skills he has any aptitude at (and that I want to roll play), persuasiveness. He's almost immobile when not riding because of how damned heavy the armor is. But I want to roleplay as heavy calvary anyways and Paladin's have awesome mounts
I definitely remember her strength as 13
Remember that when a character attains level 16, they gain an ability point, so she has another you can distribute. You could probably also get GM to let you move the 19th Dexterity point to somewhere else
We've been building up our characters in different ways, I've noticed. you mostly want to create the perfect Assassin, able to get in and kill a single target, get out, but above all else, make damn sure that target is dead. I've been operating on the theory that Combat is a numbers game, dependent on five statistics more so than any other - Combined attack bonus, Armor Class, Damage, Hit Points, and the Fortitude saving roll bonus - so most of my advancement of him has focused on those five stats, or on the only set of skills he has any aptitude at (and that I want to roll play), persuasiveness. He's almost immobile when not riding because of how damned heavy the armor is. But I want to roleplay as heavy calvary anyways and Paladin's have awesome mounts
>>50839
>Circlet of Persuasion
Nah. Tracy already has her head slot full with her Headband of Intellect, and I don't like the image of having to spend a move action to put on a magick tiara before rolling a crucial bluff check.
>Circlet of Persuasion
Nah. Tracy already has her head slot full with her Headband of Intellect, and I don't like the image of having to spend a move action to put on a magick tiara before rolling a crucial bluff check.
>>50842
The circlet adds more to skill checks than the charm does, and the cloak of resistance adds more to saving throws than the cloak of charisma does. The headband only helps with arcane spells, which she only has a single level in anyways
I really, really, really, really need that +2 charisma before level 21. I'm hoping for a tome, but if not, will trade
>>50842
WHY DO I KEEP POSTING ITALICS WHEN I MEAN TO SPOILER
The circlet adds more to skill checks than the charm does, and the cloak of resistance adds more to saving throws than the cloak of charisma does. The headband only helps with arcane spells, which she only has a single level in anyways
I really, really, really, really need that +2 charisma before level 21. I'm hoping for a tome, but if not, will trade
>>50842
WHY DO I KEEP POSTING ITALICS WHEN I MEAN TO SPOILER
>>50844
>The circlet adds more to skill checks than the charm does, and the cloak of resistance adds more to saving throws than the cloak of charisma
I already made the cloak, so I never thought of getting another.
I wasn't exactly thinking of optimization back then. I just wanted an awesome weapon that moved on its own and gear that matched the aesthetics I was looking for.
>The circlet adds more to skill checks than the charm does, and the cloak of resistance adds more to saving throws than the cloak of charisma
I already made the cloak, so I never thought of getting another.
I wasn't exactly thinking of optimization back then. I just wanted an awesome weapon that moved on its own and gear that matched the aesthetics I was looking for.
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>>50734
Everyone is now a pony, except tracy shes a hooman now.
Torc is the colt version of Leslie faire. So to speak.
Everyone is now a pony, except tracy shes a hooman now.
Torc is the colt version of Leslie faire. So to speak.
>>50848
Torc wakes up in the middle of the kitchen floor
"Huh, wha? Why am I a pony now?"
Torc then worders if he polymorphed himself while sleeping, as Mr. Snek slithers in and looks about as suprised as a snek can look
Torc wakes up in the middle of the kitchen floor
"Huh, wha? Why am I a pony now?"
Torc then worders if he polymorphed himself while sleeping, as Mr. Snek slithers in and looks about as suprised as a snek can look
Tracy pets the trumpony in her lap as he sleeps. She's well aware that she's been morphed into a hoo-man, but it's not the first time she's been exposed to this breed of autism.
>>50852
Give her arcane sight too while you're at it. That way, she'll automatically be able to tell if NPCs are carrying magick items before she decides to rob them, and she'll be able to see the magick aura of a trap even if she fails to see the trap itself. Well worth the extra XP.
>>50856
I like the idea of a green, kilt-pattern pony with a beard and bagpipes strapped to him better, desu.
Give her arcane sight too while you're at it. That way, she'll automatically be able to tell if NPCs are carrying magick items before she decides to rob them, and she'll be able to see the magick aura of a trap even if she fails to see the trap itself. Well worth the extra XP.
>>50856
I like the idea of a green, kilt-pattern pony with a beard and bagpipes strapped to him better, desu.
>>50860
Eh, if the guys at Port Barry had anything worth stealing, Tracy at least would've had a chance by now.
Sure, Tracy won't bother them.
Travelers a good distance from the Port (horizon limit) are fair game for robbery though, although that'll probably never happen.
>>50861
>How do you expect me to use THOSE?
[disgruntled mudpony noises]
"You'll get used to it eventually, mageboi. Life without magick isn't impossible."
Eh, if the guys at Port Barry had anything worth stealing, Tracy at least would've had a chance by now.
Sure, Tracy won't bother them.
Travelers a good distance from the Port (horizon limit) are fair game for robbery though, although that'll probably never happen.
>>50861
>How do you expect me to use THOSE?
[disgruntled mudpony noises]
"You'll get used to it eventually, mageboi. Life without magick isn't impossible."
>>50862
"life with out mag- I'm a SORCERER"
He then sits down and trys to REEEE angrily, but he fails cause he's a colt
"life with out mag- I'm a SORCERER"
He then sits down and trys to REEEE angrily, but he fails cause he's a colt
>>50862
>travelers
Reee that's precisely the group I was planning on shifting focus to. Like the Knights hospitalar who protected pilgrims going to and from Jerusalem
>travelers
Reee that's precisely the group I was planning on shifting focus to. Like the Knights hospitalar who protected pilgrims going to and from Jerusalem
>>50858
>begging to get high level changes for free for the purpose of seeing if very low level non-hostile NPCs are carrying items they could not possibly afford or obtain
Fuck off
>begging to get high level changes for free for the purpose of seeing if very low level non-hostile NPCs are carrying items they could not possibly afford or obtain
Fuck off
Trumpony wakes up one size class smaller than he was when he fell asleep. He finds that he's laying in the lap of a pale, silver-haired woman clad in a beautiful black dress. She peeks down at him with her bright, jaded eyes, feeling he's woken up; and she smiles affectionately.
"Good morning, Flashy." she says calmly
"You're looking awfully cute this morning."
>>50867
>low-level NPCs
I mean NPCs like Aristocrats and Experts in cities. Ones that look like they'd have deep pockets.
I maxed-out Sleight Of Hand, and I'm not going to miss-out on pick-pocketing in this game.
Besides, there's many other benefits to being able to see magick.
"Good morning, Flashy." she says calmly
"You're looking awfully cute this morning."
>>50867
>low-level NPCs
I mean NPCs like Aristocrats and Experts in cities. Ones that look like they'd have deep pockets.
I maxed-out Sleight Of Hand, and I'm not going to miss-out on pick-pocketing in this game.
Besides, there's many other benefits to being able to see magick.
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>>50839
>I'll probably need to add his gained ability points to charisma as well to ensure he's at where he needs to be for level 21.
What's so special about lvl 21 though?
>>50842
>you mostly want to create the perfect Assassin
Tbh, I kind of considered going for Duelist after reaching lvl 5 Blackguard. Sure, she'd miss out on stealth, but I really want that Acrobatic Charge: she can make spirited charges and ride-by attacks with her shoes, so she'd be incredible if she could charge in any circumstance. Will probably take a lvl in Assassin first though, so she can cast Invisibility. I put ranks into perform really early on, so that Shadow Dancer and Duelist would always be on the table.
Of course, that's thinking really far ahead in the future...
*Tracy, looking somewhat crestfallen, takes advantage of this spare time to finally finish her Mobility training, although she appears somewhat clumsy as she waddles off to the holodeck by herself*
>I'll probably need to add his gained ability points to charisma as well to ensure he's at where he needs to be for level 21.
What's so special about lvl 21 though?
>>50842
>you mostly want to create the perfect Assassin
Tbh, I kind of considered going for Duelist after reaching lvl 5 Blackguard. Sure, she'd miss out on stealth, but I really want that Acrobatic Charge: she can make spirited charges and ride-by attacks with her shoes, so she'd be incredible if she could charge in any circumstance. Will probably take a lvl in Assassin first though, so she can cast Invisibility. I put ranks into perform really early on, so that Shadow Dancer and Duelist would always be on the table.
Of course, that's thinking really far ahead in the future...
*Tracy, looking somewhat crestfallen, takes advantage of this spare time to finally finish her Mobility training, although she appears somewhat clumsy as she waddles off to the holodeck by herself*
>>50875
It takes a lot longer than that to get an entire feat. It's supposed to take three levels of progression
It takes a lot longer than that to get an entire feat. It's supposed to take three levels of progression
>>50881
Which ebin feats?
I've got my eye on Sneak Attack Of Opportunity, Lingering Damage, and Blinding Speed (if I could get her Dex high enough).
Which ebin feats?
I've got my eye on Sneak Attack Of Opportunity, Lingering Damage, and Blinding Speed (if I could get her Dex high enough).
>>50883
Level 21, Epic Leadership. Level 24 or 23, Great Smite (doubles Smite damage, which would be 40 per smite if he multi-classes and higher if he doesn't) and is a prerequisite for Divine Emissary. If he can get a bonus feat, then probably Epic Weapon Focus or Epic Toughness. Level 27 is where the true fun begins - Legendary Commandership, although I have to limit his multiclassing options to casses with diplomacy as a class skill for that to work out
Level 21, Epic Leadership. Level 24 or 23, Great Smite (doubles Smite damage, which would be 40 per smite if he multi-classes and higher if he doesn't) and is a prerequisite for Divine Emissary. If he can get a bonus feat, then probably Epic Weapon Focus or Epic Toughness. Level 27 is where the true fun begins - Legendary Commandership, although I have to limit his multiclassing options to casses with diplomacy as a class skill for that to work out
>>50879
>every 3 levels + plus bonus cause human
>6 feats for a lvl 17 human
>look at character sheet
>7 feats
I think I fucked up
>every 3 levels + plus bonus cause human
>6 feats for a lvl 17 human
>look at character sheet
>7 feats
I think I fucked up
[5d100 = 176]
These rolls will come into play after I ask GM a question, you can ignore them for now.
These rolls will come into play after I ask GM a question, you can ignore them for now.
>>50892
After you get unponified, maybe one or two of the PCs could go to [insert forgotten name here] and ask the gnomes for any diagrams for hard-as-diamond pickaxes. Gnomish hooked hammers are essentially pickaxes, and I'm sure a city of gnomes would have craftsmen who could give advice on creating better tools.
After we get some uber-tools, we could just demolish the temple piece-by-piece, using the parts we break off to produce more diamond pickaxes for the generals and the gestapo, who would be a combined force of ~70 workers.
After you get unponified, maybe one or two of the PCs could go to [insert forgotten name here] and ask the gnomes for any diagrams for hard-as-diamond pickaxes. Gnomish hooked hammers are essentially pickaxes, and I'm sure a city of gnomes would have craftsmen who could give advice on creating better tools.
After we get some uber-tools, we could just demolish the temple piece-by-piece, using the parts we break off to produce more diamond pickaxes for the generals and the gestapo, who would be a combined force of ~70 workers.
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>>50893
>Use Fabricate to make an oversized glassteel canonball
>Use hardening to harden it to 27+ hardness (it'll shrink if it counts as a mineral)
>enchant with Greater Magick Weapon
>Use true strike or whatever to make sure you hit exactly right where you want to
>fire at building
>entire half of the building is fucking ruined beyond measure
>Use Fabricate to make an oversized glassteel canonball
>Use hardening to harden it to 27+ hardness (it'll shrink if it counts as a mineral)
>enchant with Greater Magick Weapon
>Use true strike or whatever to make sure you hit exactly right where you want to
>fire at building
>entire half of the building is fucking ruined beyond measure
>>50896
Trump and Infernius can fly on either side, and destroy all of the undead goons with Turn checks as they fly out.
Trump and Infernius can fly on either side, and destroy all of the undead goons with Turn checks as they fly out.
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>>50900
just stop trying to make up new silver bullets and clear the dungeon first. The bottom half, which we're going through, is below the waterline anyways
just stop trying to make up new silver bullets and clear the dungeon first. The bottom half, which we're going through, is below the waterline anyways
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>>50904
If banshee's have a turn resistance of ~+6, Infernius or Trumpaladin should be able to turn them once they leave the unhallowed environment, especially if they buff their charisma.
>>50905
Usually, because the next thought is meant to be in relation to the previous thought, and I consider it a continuation of said comment.
If banshee's have a turn resistance of ~+6, Infernius or Trumpaladin should be able to turn them once they leave the unhallowed environment, especially if they buff their charisma.
>>50905
Usually, because the next thought is meant to be in relation to the previous thought, and I consider it a continuation of said comment.
>>50910
I was going to have him try to fuck her, since she'd been blue-balling him for a while by then, and GM wasn't on so going after Felicia was not an option. Then I realized that pants are a thing, and the process would be considerably more difficult than I had initially anticipated. And things that seem like a good idea in the morning aren't as good when your mood changes...
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I was going to have him try to fuck her, since she'd been blue-balling him for a while by then, and GM wasn't on so going after Felicia was not an option. Then I realized that pants are a thing, and the process would be considerably more difficult than I had initially anticipated. And things that seem like a good idea in the morning aren't as good when your mood changes...
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>>50911
She's preoccupied training, so just ignore her spot/listen ranks for the sake of whatever. She's not wearing pants either.
She's probably still hoo-man though.. Sorry...
She's preoccupied training, so just ignore her spot/listen ranks for the sake of whatever. She's not wearing pants either.
She's probably still hoo-man though.. Sorry...
>>50915
Or a gigantic, Death Star tier cannon on top of the tower.
Then we could convert the tower into a Diamond Colossus, with rocket thrusters and a drill lance.
Or a gigantic, Death Star tier cannon on top of the tower.
Then we could convert the tower into a Diamond Colossus, with rocket thrusters and a drill lance.
>>50850
"Of course! How could you ask such a thing? You didn't do anything did you?" she plants hooves on her hips.
>>50892
>bad feeling intensifies
>>50902
Kek
>>50908
Oh gawd
>>50913
It is,... but don't think I'm going to let anyone carry a ballista
>>50918
"There was this demon lady who played once,... she wished that all those cannons from Durpistan were mounted to the tower. It worked."
"Of course! How could you ask such a thing? You didn't do anything did you?" she plants hooves on her hips.
>>50892
>bad feeling intensifies
>>50902
Kek
>>50908
Oh gawd
>>50913
It is,... but don't think I'm going to let anyone carry a ballista
>>50918
"There was this demon lady who played once,... she wished that all those cannons from Durpistan were mounted to the tower. It worked."
[1d20+21 = 31]
Rolling to Move Silently
Rolling to Move Silently
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Torc looks around for a little bit, then trys to see if there is anything the polymorph staff can do to help him
>>50932
The best part is that you know it landed, because his equipment was merged with his body when he was morphed.
>>50929
*squeezes dong*
"I know you recognized me back then, Flashy..." she says, a little too monotonous for comfort
>>50935
What about already-learned spells with somatic components? Are they tailored to the new body?
The best part is that you know it landed, because his equipment was merged with his body when he was morphed.
>>50929
*squeezes dong*
"I know you recognized me back then, Flashy..." she says, a little too monotonous for comfort
>>50935
What about already-learned spells with somatic components? Are they tailored to the new body?
>>50937
Roll Use Magick Device
Technically, a Sorceror would have to roll a use Magick Device check to use a staff in the first place, if he didn't already know the spell. Staffs are for wizards.
What's your charisma?
Wait, don't they all have pony-stats atm?
Roll Use Magick Device
Technically, a Sorceror would have to roll a use Magick Device check to use a staff in the first place, if he didn't already know the spell. Staffs are for wizards.
What's your charisma?
Wait, don't they all have pony-stats atm?
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>>50938
>staffs are for wizard
>a Sorceror would have to roll a use Magick Device check to use a staff
I suddenly regret deciding on a magic class now
>staffs are for wizard
>a Sorceror would have to roll a use Magick Device check to use a staff
I suddenly regret deciding on a magic class now
>>50940
It's a trained-only skill too (only thieves get it), so sorcerers are normally fugged under the regular SRD rules.
Of course, a sorcerer could cast a spell from a staff if he already knew the spell inherently, but the staff is then pretty obsolete at that point.
It's a trained-only skill too (only thieves get it), so sorcerers are normally fugged under the regular SRD rules.
Of course, a sorcerer could cast a spell from a staff if he already knew the spell inherently, but the staff is then pretty obsolete at that point.
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>>50945
Staffs are useful to clerics too though.
They're convenient to any class that prepares costly spells ahead of time.
Staffs are useful to clerics too though.
They're convenient to any class that prepares costly spells ahead of time.
>>50948
I hate the fact that you brought this up.
In the meantime, Torc has Snek pic him up and carry him to the crafting area of the tower
I hate the fact that you brought this up.
In the meantime, Torc has Snek pic him up and carry him to the crafting area of the tower
[impatience intensifies]
*picks up pony*
*slams pony on his back, on nearby couch*
*crawls/stands over pony on couch and stares into his eyes*
>>50958
*pets cheek*
".. yes...."
[heavy breathing]
*picks up pony*
*slams pony on his back, on nearby couch*
*crawls/stands over pony on couch and stares into his eyes*
>>50958
*pets cheek*
".. yes...."
[heavy breathing]
Though he may be immune to fear [i]effects, Trumpaladin is not immune to being made to fear.
*no words, only the feeling of terror*
*no words, only the feeling of terror*
Torc and Snek hopefully arrives at the crafting area and looks for a machine to make the things I talked to GM about
>>50964
*ruffles chest fluff*
[heavy breathing intensifies]
"You're such a p-pretty pony, F-Flashy..." she stutters out, her eyes darting around every corner of his body with their violating haze
*hand moves to base of dong*
"And so well endowed too.."
*ruffles chest fluff*
[heavy breathing intensifies]
"You're such a p-pretty pony, F-Flashy..." she stutters out, her eyes darting around every corner of his body with their violating haze
*hand moves to base of dong*
"And so well endowed too.."
>>50968
Preferably the door, but I won't object to hanging from the ceiling by Mr. Snek's tail mission impossible style
Preferably the door, but I won't object to hanging from the ceiling by Mr. Snek's tail mission impossible style
>>50967
>>50965
*bites apple, awkwardly, moves it aside with tongue a bit*
"uh... you, too?"
Trumpaladin looks up at the wierd silvered haired woman and tries to pet back with a free additional appendag, and - is that a wing? That's what it looks like, and he seems to be able to move it about like a fifth arm, so he pats her with it
>>50969
she can feel some liquid on her hand
>>50961
Tracy believes she may have found something new to cut and shatter glass steel with
>>50965
*bites apple, awkwardly, moves it aside with tongue a bit*
"uh... you, too?"
Trumpaladin looks up at the wierd silvered haired woman and tries to pet back with a free additional appendag, and - is that a wing? That's what it looks like, and he seems to be able to move it about like a fifth arm, so he pats her with it
>>50969
she can feel some liquid on her hand
>>50961
Tracy believes she may have found something new to cut and shatter glass steel with
>>50972
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I take it back. Animal Shape gets no saving throw, but it can only be cast on a willing recipient, and they can revert to their true form as a standard action (but not back into an animal, reverting ends the spell).
>>50978
I like this fact.
Torc reverts, and Mr. Snek shocked by this development drops Torc while lowering him from the ceiling.
"ow"
I like this fact.
Torc reverts, and Mr. Snek shocked by this development drops Torc while lowering him from the ceiling.
"ow"
I need to read more, cause I just realized I get to add +4 ability points to Torc
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>>50991
>Cleric
>not a mage
You could use a Miracle, if you were really desperate. But it's hardly worth the situation.
>Cleric
>not a mage
You could use a Miracle, if you were really desperate. But it's hardly worth the situation.
>>50987
That makes much more sense.
"Ooooh!" she says with a start. She doesn't stop him though, until <whooooof> she's straddling his face.
That makes much more sense.
"Ooooh!" she says with a start. She doesn't stop him though, until <whooooof> she's straddling his face.
>>50998
Between being blue balled for too long, and the excitement of being a pony again... Tract fills herself being filled up with semen already
Trumpaladin gives an incredibly embarassed smile
"Sorry... it'd been a while"
*motions with hooves*
"You can keep going. I can go on"
*smiles embarrassed*
Between being blue balled for too long, and the excitement of being a pony again... Tract fills herself being filled up with semen already
Trumpaladin gives an incredibly embarassed smile
"Sorry... it'd been a while"
*motions with hooves*
"You can keep going. I can go on"
*smiles embarrassed*
>>51000
*continues pumping up and down*
*caresses cheek*
"There, there.. Who's a good pony?"
*pumping continues*
*continues pumping up and down*
*caresses cheek*
"There, there.. Who's a good pony?"
*pumping continues*
>>51002
"I - I am?"
So this is what it's like to be the horse, Trumpaladin thinks to himself. At least it's pretty sexy
"I - I am?"
So this is what it's like to be the horse, Trumpaladin thinks to himself. At least it's pretty sexy
Hey, you could probably permanently turn a hoo-man into a pony with the Polymorph Any Object spell.
>>51003
"Would you like to be my mount, ~Flashy?" she implores, with not a shred of irony peeking through
"Would you like to be my mount, ~Flashy?" she implores, with not a shred of irony peeking through
[1d20 = 3]
>>51008
"I am the one who mounts!"
grapple check (to switch positions)
"You can ride me sometimes though"
>>51008
"I am the one who mounts!"
grapple check (to switch positions)
"You can ride me sometimes though"
>>51013
Better as a pegasus.
Actually, it'd be easier to turn a creature into a pony before turning it into a unicorn, because it'd then get the +5 modifier towards permanency, being as how they're both ponies.
Better as a pegasus.
Actually, it'd be easier to turn a creature into a pony before turning it into a unicorn, because it'd then get the +5 modifier towards permanency, being as how they're both ponies.
>>51008
failing to move himself over her, Trumpaladin think he should lash out with his wings, enveloping her in a wall of orange feathers, and grabbing her with them. Then, with all the power of his hind legs and his rear legs, he would buck and flap to thrust deep in to her. Then, she would know his power and her place. But as his wings wrap around her shoulders, Trumpaladin remembers a line in a nature documentary many years before. Something about a Zebra's penis being able to give a female an abortion. He lays his wings and legs down and submits to the silver haired pregnant woman, as he contemplates the power that lies between his legs
failing to move himself over her, Trumpaladin think he should lash out with his wings, enveloping her in a wall of orange feathers, and grabbing her with them. Then, with all the power of his hind legs and his rear legs, he would buck and flap to thrust deep in to her. Then, she would know his power and her place. But as his wings wrap around her shoulders, Trumpaladin remembers a line in a nature documentary many years before. Something about a Zebra's penis being able to give a female an abortion. He lays his wings and legs down and submits to the silver haired pregnant woman, as he contemplates the power that lies between his legs
[1d20+4 = 8]
>>51018
>all this while he's lying on his back
lol that's a 10 DC ride check to stay in control, max
>>51018
>all this while he's lying on his back
lol that's a 10 DC ride check to stay in control, max
[2d20 = 22]
>>51017
While I try to consider what benefits I would get from making Torc a pegasus, both him and Mr. Snek try to find a wand machine
>>51017
While I try to consider what benefits I would get from making Torc a pegasus, both him and Mr. Snek try to find a wand machine
>>51030
>making Torc a pegasus
Oh, I thought you meant Trumpaladin.
Torc would be a unicorn, because unicorns have beards.
>making Torc a pegasus
Oh, I thought you meant Trumpaladin.
Torc would be a unicorn, because unicorns have beards.
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[3d20 = 39]
>>51024
*sad pony body language*
*Surprise kiss attack*
>>51024
*sad pony body language*
*Surprise kiss attack*
>>51035
I definitely heard that. I have no idea if a My Little Pony stallion with a human could do that, even one as well endowed as Trumpaladin. But Trumpaladin willfully misinterprets reality in ways that favor his idea of his own sexual prowess. So he thinks he could abort a female
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I definitely heard that. I have no idea if a My Little Pony stallion with a human could do that, even one as well endowed as Trumpaladin. But Trumpaladin willfully misinterprets reality in ways that favor his idea of his own sexual prowess. So he thinks he could abort a female
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>>51040
Ive never heard that before. Thats the strangeat thing ive heard an animal do, and it doesnt seem very practical from an evolutionary stand point.
Ive never heard that before. Thats the strangeat thing ive heard an animal do, and it doesnt seem very practical from an evolutionary stand point.
>>51047
It's extremely practical. A mare that is pregnant with someone else's child is a mare that cannot become pregnant with your child, at least any time soon. So it makes sense that if that pregnant mare's foal is aborted, that the zebra could then impregnate the mare whereas he could not otherwise. Remember that lions will kill the children of other males to make the females go back into heat, so there are other species that do similar things
>>51044
*mounts human*
That's kind of a weird thing to type, but he stretches out his wings and sets his hooves on her slim shoulders, and mounts her
It's extremely practical. A mare that is pregnant with someone else's child is a mare that cannot become pregnant with your child, at least any time soon. So it makes sense that if that pregnant mare's foal is aborted, that the zebra could then impregnate the mare whereas he could not otherwise. Remember that lions will kill the children of other males to make the females go back into heat, so there are other species that do similar things
>>51044
*mounts human*
That's kind of a weird thing to type, but he stretches out his wings and sets his hooves on her slim shoulders, and mounts her
*horsey happily humps human*
Actually, she's probably a little larger than she normally is, so she's probably no more likely to be hurt than she normally is... although there's probably a pretty good chance of her being hurt under normal sexual circumstances as well
Actually, she's probably a little larger than she normally is, so she's probably no more likely to be hurt than she normally is... although there's probably a pretty good chance of her being hurt under normal sexual circumstances as well
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>>51062
And Infernius shouldn't be able to cast spells of that level because his wisdom score is not high enough to access even half of his spell list. And he should only be able to cast the spell once a day, not on all five of us. We're bullshitting a lot here for roleplay
>>51064
She gets that from being an earth pony
>>51068
But why spend a whole wish when human is just fine?
And Infernius shouldn't be able to cast spells of that level because his wisdom score is not high enough to access even half of his spell list. And he should only be able to cast the spell once a day, not on all five of us. We're bullshitting a lot here for roleplay
>>51064
She gets that from being an earth pony
>>51068
But why spend a whole wish when human is just fine?
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Okay, so as per the wording of a wish, say the spell works like Polymorph Any Object, only the subject transmuted also gains the functional abilities of its new form?
>>51092
*jumps off of woman and onto the floor, looking satisfied*
"You should probably get out of here before my girlfriend comes back, but it's been nice knowing you"
"Thez, you should-"
*looks over to Thez*
"Nevermind"
*jumps off of woman and onto the floor, looking satisfied*
"You should probably get out of here before my girlfriend comes back, but it's been nice knowing you"
"Thez, you should-"
*looks over to Thez*
"Nevermind"
>>51095
The Virgin Sorcerer
>Can only use a tiny, tiny portion of his total spell list that he has "memorized"
>Fails saving throws against even minor threats
>No HP and can't even wear armor, so is killed any time the enemy gets close
>No melee combat skills
The CHAD Paladin
>Is a competent fighter so he doesn't need spells, but he gets them anyways
>Has a divine grace saving throw so high he's pretty much entirely immune to the supernatural, and is literally immune to all disease
>Has kick ass sword, kickass melee bonus, and kickass mount
>Can actually wear armor, and has a reasonable HP, so he can withstand hits
The Virgin Sorcerer
>Can only use a tiny, tiny portion of his total spell list that he has "memorized"
>Fails saving throws against even minor threats
>No HP and can't even wear armor, so is killed any time the enemy gets close
>No melee combat skills
The CHAD Paladin
>Is a competent fighter so he doesn't need spells, but he gets them anyways
>Has a divine grace saving throw so high he's pretty much entirely immune to the supernatural, and is literally immune to all disease
>Has kick ass sword, kickass melee bonus, and kickass mount
>Can actually wear armor, and has a reasonable HP, so he can withstand hits
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>>51097
>Word it very carefully
Yeah, it'll tke a bit of planning to dream-up a good ponification spell.
>Word it very carefully
Yeah, it'll tke a bit of planning to dream-up a good ponification spell.
>>51104
The Virgin Paladin
>steps sightly out of line and loses powers
>couldn't touch a demigod
The CHAD Sorcerer
>could blow up an orphanage and keep powers
>killed a demigod with one spell
The Virgin Paladin
>steps sightly out of line and loses powers
>couldn't touch a demigod
The CHAD Sorcerer
>could blow up an orphanage and keep powers
>killed a demigod with one spell
>>51109
>the virgins sorcerer and paladin
Has lesser waifus
The chad cleric
Convinced a level 40 demon dwelf monk to be his waifu and to switch alignments
>the virgins sorcerer and paladin
Has lesser waifus
The chad cleric
Convinced a level 40 demon dwelf monk to be his waifu and to switch alignments
>>51108
*nervous smile*
"Hi Tracy"
>>51109
The Virgin Sorcerer
>Was killed by a Paladin's Mount even while the Paladin himself was incapacitated
>Was killed by a CR 5 mummy
>Greatest claim to fame was to kill an equally weak unarmored NEET with a low ass saving throw
>Is a mediocre memer
The CHAD Paladin
>Kills hordes of lichs and dread wraiths and mummies and cuts the arms off a Demon Lord
>Has never died and is often unscathed
>Has a kick ass deity who is cool with everything
>Doesn't need to meme for his spells, but does it anyways and is great at it
>>51110
Chad paladin has waifus
>convinced waifu to switch alignment
Fuck, you got me there
*nervous smile*
"Hi Tracy"
>>51109
The Virgin Sorcerer
>Was killed by a Paladin's Mount even while the Paladin himself was incapacitated
>Was killed by a CR 5 mummy
>Greatest claim to fame was to kill an equally weak unarmored NEET with a low ass saving throw
>Is a mediocre memer
The CHAD Paladin
>Kills hordes of lichs and dread wraiths and mummies and cuts the arms off a Demon Lord
>Has never died and is often unscathed
>Has a kick ass deity who is cool with everything
>Doesn't need to meme for his spells, but does it anyways and is great at it
>>51110
Chad paladin has waifus
>convinced waifu to switch alignment
Fuck, you got me there
*Trumpaladin goes and lays in a corner, curls up in a ball, and thinks his life over, crying subtly*
>>51120
Torc didn't really get a chance to specify what went on though.
Snek would've gotten an attack of opportunity when Fae entered that square.
Torc didn't really get a chance to specify what went on though.
Snek would've gotten an attack of opportunity when Fae entered that square.
>>51119
>implying a 20 wouldn't allow a headshot
>virgin paladin needs 2 sets of armor to feel safe
>chad sorcerer know the best defense is a goo offense
In the meantime, I'm calling it a night. See you faggots tomorrow night
>implying a 20 wouldn't allow a headshot
>virgin paladin needs 2 sets of armor to feel safe
>chad sorcerer know the best defense is a goo offense
In the meantime, I'm calling it a night. See you faggots tomorrow night
>>51122
>2 sets of armor to feel safe
Not to mention he stacks it with those +5 bracers somehow
And he wears a Cloak of Resistance, even though Divine Grace give him more.
>2 sets of armor to feel safe
Not to mention he stacks it with those +5 bracers somehow
And he wears a Cloak of Resistance, even though Divine Grace give him more.
>>51121
He did specify because I asked him. the posts are >>33547 →
>>33548 →
>>33550 →
He clearly sent snek to grapple Trumpaladin
>snek had attack of opportunity
So? He couldn't kill Fae before she made her attacks
>>51122
Rolling a twenty gives double damage. Not instakill unless you have a sword of sharpness, which occasionally can do that
He did specify because I asked him. the posts are >>33547 →
>>33548 →
>>33550 →
He clearly sent snek to grapple Trumpaladin
>snek had attack of opportunity
So? He couldn't kill Fae before she made her attacks
>>51122
Rolling a twenty gives double damage. Not instakill unless you have a sword of sharpness, which occasionally can do that
>>51124
>He couldn't kill Fae before she made her attacks
He could grapple her.
And if he'd grappled Trumpaladin, Trumpaladin could've died very quickly afterwards.
>He couldn't kill Fae before she made her attacks
He could grapple her.
And if he'd grappled Trumpaladin, Trumpaladin could've died very quickly afterwards.
>>51125
>That really is what happens when you put a cloak of resistance on a high level paladin
Supernatural affects that increase saving throws do not stack under normal SRD rules.
>That really is what happens when you put a cloak of resistance on a high level paladin
Supernatural affects that increase saving throws do not stack under normal SRD rules.
>>51129
Maybe if there were a second supernatural bonus. But there isn't. It's 10 base 1 luck 1 ability 4 resistance and 5 from divine grace. All entirely different types and only one supernatural
Maybe if there were a second supernatural bonus. But there isn't. It's 10 base 1 luck 1 ability 4 resistance and 5 from divine grace. All entirely different types and only one supernatural
>>51129
Under Combining Magical Effects.
>Spells that provide bonuses or penalties on attack rolls, damage rolls, saving throws, and other attributes usually do not stack with themselves. More generally, two bonuses of the same type don’t stack even if they come from different spells (or from effects other than spells; see Bonus Types, above).
>Usually, a bonus has a type that indicates how the spell grants the bonus. The important aspect of bonus types is that two bonuses of the same type don’t generally stack. With the exception of dodge bonuses, most circumstance bonuses, and racial bonuses, only the better bonus works (see Combining Magical Effects, below). The same principle applies to penalties—a character taking two or more penalties of the same type applies only the worst one.
Under Combining Magical Effects.
>Spells that provide bonuses or penalties on attack rolls, damage rolls, saving throws, and other attributes usually do not stack with themselves. More generally, two bonuses of the same type don’t stack even if they come from different spells (or from effects other than spells; see Bonus Types, above).
>Usually, a bonus has a type that indicates how the spell grants the bonus. The important aspect of bonus types is that two bonuses of the same type don’t generally stack. With the exception of dodge bonuses, most circumstance bonuses, and racial bonuses, only the better bonus works (see Combining Magical Effects, below). The same principle applies to penalties—a character taking two or more penalties of the same type applies only the worst one.
>>51131
Trumpaladin isn't using any spells for his saving throws, so all of that is irrelevant. I don't see why you're so hard at understanding
Trumpaladin isn't using any spells for his saving throws, so all of that is irrelevant. I don't see why you're so hard at understanding
>>51131
>A bonus that isn’t named stacks with any bonus
>a paladin gains a bonus equal to her Charisma bonus (if any) on all saving throws
Checkmate, the paladin bonus is unamed
>>51133
Look, if the divine grace bonus were a Resistance bonus, then sure, it wouldn't stack with a cloak. But it isn't a resistance bonus, it's an unnamed bonus. So there's no more conflict between divine grace and a cloak or a cloak and the ability score bonus
>A bonus that isn’t named stacks with any bonus
>a paladin gains a bonus equal to her Charisma bonus (if any) on all saving throws
Checkmate, the paladin bonus is unamed
>>51133
Look, if the divine grace bonus were a Resistance bonus, then sure, it wouldn't stack with a cloak. But it isn't a resistance bonus, it's an unnamed bonus. So there's no more conflict between divine grace and a cloak or a cloak and the ability score bonus
>>51123
Why are you being such a dick tonight? The only reason I got in the contest with Torcuil is because he started it and it doesn't concern you. So why are you being an asshole to me and reading the rules wrong when I did nothing to you?
Why are you being such a dick tonight? The only reason I got in the contest with Torcuil is because he started it and it doesn't concern you. So why are you being an asshole to me and reading the rules wrong when I did nothing to you?
>>51133
It's really not that big of an issue though. We all do shit that doesn't work under normal rules.
It seems as though the makers of the game were pretty keen on making sure shit didn't stack, not because they thought buffing saves would break the game (not an issue, just throw-out bigger monsters), but mainly because stacking negative penalties with magick could produce attacks so potent they'd 1-shot any creature.
>>51134
>unnamed bonus
interesting point.
>>51135
No hard feelings.
>reading the rules wrong
That's just how I've come to interpret them. I'm trying to get a better understanding of this as well.
Either way, you're allowed to do it anyway.
It's really not that big of an issue though. We all do shit that doesn't work under normal rules.
It seems as though the makers of the game were pretty keen on making sure shit didn't stack, not because they thought buffing saves would break the game (not an issue, just throw-out bigger monsters), but mainly because stacking negative penalties with magick could produce attacks so potent they'd 1-shot any creature.
>>51134
>unnamed bonus
interesting point.
>>51135
No hard feelings.
>reading the rules wrong
That's just how I've come to interpret them. I'm trying to get a better understanding of this as well.
Either way, you're allowed to do it anyway.
I'm going to bed too now.
>>51136
Divine Grace is a saving throw bonus.
Cloak of Resistance is spell resistance.
Two totally different augments which do not conflict with one another.
Divine Grace is a saving throw bonus.
Cloak of Resistance is spell resistance.
Two totally different augments which do not conflict with one another.
>>51139
>Cloak of Resistance is spell resistance
Oh, my source said:
>Cloak of Resistance: These garments offer magic protection in the form of a +1 to +5 resistance bonus on all saving throws (Fortitude, Reflex, and Will).
I guess I was looking at the wrong cloak.
>Cloak of Resistance is spell resistance
Oh, my source said:
>Cloak of Resistance: These garments offer magic protection in the form of a +1 to +5 resistance bonus on all saving throws (Fortitude, Reflex, and Will).
I guess I was looking at the wrong cloak.
Tracy heads off to the workshop to forge some undead-bane weapons, because her faggot likes acquiring things.
What's the best type of mundane weapon for an undead-bane? They're immune to critical hits, so threat range doesn't matter. Tracy's proficient in all simple and marital weapons, although I'd prefer something light so she can use weapon finesse and multiweapon fighting.
What's the best type of mundane weapon for an undead-bane? They're immune to critical hits, so threat range doesn't matter. Tracy's proficient in all simple and marital weapons, although I'd prefer something light so she can use weapon finesse and multiweapon fighting.
>>51141
Now that I think of it, it's gotta be something with an edge, because Tracy.
Daggers are always great.
Now that I think of it, it's gotta be something with an edge, because Tracy.
Daggers are always great.
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>>51143
Ah, yes.
Daggers may be more easily concealed for up-close Sneak Attacks, but Shortswords are the light-weapon of the martial PC.
Ah, yes.
Daggers may be more easily concealed for up-close Sneak Attacks, but Shortswords are the light-weapon of the martial PC.
>>51146
That's something to remember.
Tracy's claws are easily better against living targets, even if they're not so easily concealed (actually, I think animated objects should have a penalty on that); best for rending your enemy to pieces once stealth isn't an option.
Swordswords are seemingly the best weapon damage-wise, seeing as how they're martial weapons as well.
Daggers are great for Assassins and Rogues though, because they get a +4 benefit for Sleight Of Hand checks: if you want to stab someone while you're talking to them for an easy Sneak Attack, use a dagger.
That's something to remember.
Tracy's claws are easily better against living targets, even if they're not so easily concealed (actually, I think animated objects should have a penalty on that); best for rending your enemy to pieces once stealth isn't an option.
Swordswords are seemingly the best weapon damage-wise, seeing as how they're martial weapons as well.
Daggers are great for Assassins and Rogues though, because they get a +4 benefit for Sleight Of Hand checks: if you want to stab someone while you're talking to them for an easy Sneak Attack, use a dagger.
>>51141
Maces n flails r best against corporeal undead. Incorporeals are pretty much any weapon, as long as they can hit.
Maces n flails r best against corporeal undead. Incorporeals are pretty much any weapon, as long as they can hit.
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>>51149
>the small size of the dagger doesn't matter
Well, it does if you don't want your enemy to see your weapons before you're ready for your lethal pincer-attack.
>tfw no fingers to use hand crossbow
>the small size of the dagger doesn't matter
Well, it does if you don't want your enemy to see your weapons before you're ready for your lethal pincer-attack.
>tfw no fingers to use hand crossbow
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>>51156
They'd be even better as maces of Disruption, but idk how much time the characters would spend preparing before the next plunge.
They'd be even better as maces of Disruption, but idk how much time the characters would spend preparing before the next plunge.
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Actual image of the leader of the banshees, whose wail was intended to drown out the truth of Trumpaladin's own holy word
>>51158
>whose wail was intended to drown out the truth of Trumpaladin's own holy word
You think he could use Blasphemy?
>whose wail was intended to drown out the truth of Trumpaladin's own holy word
You think he could use Blasphemy?
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>>51159
Oh that will be the powers of the lichs yet to come. He is but a novice, capable of only the soulless banshee wail
Oh that will be the powers of the lichs yet to come. He is but a novice, capable of only the soulless banshee wail
>>51160
>powers of the lichs yet
Blasphemy is a Divine spell, so only a Clerical lich (a Rabbi?) would be able to cast it; probably a Death/Evil-Domain Cleric.
>powers of the lichs yet
Blasphemy is a Divine spell, so only a Clerical lich (a Rabbi?) would be able to cast it; probably a Death/Evil-Domain Cleric.
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>>51169
"Alright then, 'wants to harm very large numbers of innocent white individuals, even as she is indifferent to the race as a whole.'"
"Alright then, 'wants to harm very large numbers of innocent white individuals, even as she is indifferent to the race as a whole.'"
>>51167
It just dawned on me that I've recolored as almost as many red cows as my mother has paintings of red cows... kek
It just dawned on me that I've recolored as almost as many red cows as my mother has paintings of red cows... kek
>>51170
Nah.
It's not really a factor of quantity or innocence.
I was going more for the psychopath archetype, you could compare my objective to what's described in the BoVD.
>indifferent to race as a whole
"Fuck yaks."
Nah.
It's not really a factor of quantity or innocence.
I was going more for the psychopath archetype, you could compare my objective to what's described in the BoVD.
>indifferent to race as a whole
"Fuck yaks."
>>51172
"If a Somali pirate captures an American tanker, kills the crew, steaks the ship and cargo, and disrupts international trade in the process, do you really care what his perspective is on why he did it? I don't care what the motives are, the result is the same."
"If a Somali pirate captures an American tanker, kills the crew, steaks the ship and cargo, and disrupts international trade in the process, do you really care what his perspective is on why he did it? I don't care what the motives are, the result is the same."
>>51174
"I don't really care what a Somali is and that's missing the point. The point is the people victimized by highywaymen, robbers, and other high criminal's. They are who I care about"
"I don't really care what a Somali is and that's missing the point. The point is the people victimized by highywaymen, robbers, and other high criminal's. They are who I care about"
>>51177
Trumpaladin gives an untrusting glare, then moves for the door
"We're not done here. We'll never be done here. Always a keg of powder, waiting to explode."
He leaves
Trumpaladin gives an untrusting glare, then moves for the door
"We're not done here. We'll never be done here. Always a keg of powder, waiting to explode."
He leaves
>>51180
"I really don't know what he was talking about." she says, looking somewhat confused; seemingly trying to preoccupy herself as she pounds on a mace with her her special forging-shoes.
"Could you cast Heal on these?"
"I really don't know what he was talking about." she says, looking somewhat confused; seemingly trying to preoccupy herself as she pounds on a mace with her her special forging-shoes.
"Could you cast Heal on these?"
>>51185
"Thanks, big guy."
*tempers heads in acid*
*pulls out two badass metal skullz, cast from the skull of a jibbernigger*
*inserts gems into eye-sockets*
"This'll show those spooky bois what pain feels like.
It's frustrating sometimes, because they don't bleed or writhe, but they're worth the effort to dispose of."
"Thanks, big guy."
*tempers heads in acid*
*pulls out two badass metal skullz, cast from the skull of a jibbernigger*
*inserts gems into eye-sockets*
"This'll show those spooky bois what pain feels like.
It's frustrating sometimes, because they don't bleed or writhe, but they're worth the effort to dispose of."
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>>51186
You hear about Necromancer liches all of the time, but Cleric liches are underrated. Their ability to bolster and command undead gives them great potential as villians commanding undead armies. Being able to unhallow their territory also makes them a pain to destroy.
You hear about Necromancer liches all of the time, but Cleric liches are underrated. Their ability to bolster and command undead gives them great potential as villians commanding undead armies. Being able to unhallow their territory also makes them a pain to destroy.
>>51192
"Me glad me do ,but can you help me inspire some more towns people to fight?"
Is the a ghetto in town gm?
"Me glad me do ,but can you help me inspire some more towns people to fight?"
Is the a ghetto in town gm?
>>51194
>ghetto in town
I've been meaning to look into this too.
Are there any slums in Port Barry that Tracy could hang out around?
>ghetto in town
I've been meaning to look into this too.
Are there any slums in Port Barry that Tracy could hang out around?
>>51197
You could have just looked at it, I'd have told you without the dice roll,....
The machine is a rectangular cube, with a door on the left, the top, and the side. The left door has several trays and shelves, and has "Input" written over them. The top door is a retention area, where it appears a wand would be situated when performing the charging spells, with non-conductive material to retain the piece. The right door folds forward, and shows a computer display, with various indicators and menus. Luckily, its pretty straight forward. The prompt has three options: Craft Wand, Charge Wand, and Destroy Wand.
>>51194
"Hmmmm. The brothel used to be the seedy area, but I don't know what else. I haven't really looked up and down the docks tho, I imagine there might be some seedy areas adjacent or nearby."
You could have just looked at it, I'd have told you without the dice roll,....
The machine is a rectangular cube, with a door on the left, the top, and the side. The left door has several trays and shelves, and has "Input" written over them. The top door is a retention area, where it appears a wand would be situated when performing the charging spells, with non-conductive material to retain the piece. The right door folds forward, and shows a computer display, with various indicators and menus. Luckily, its pretty straight forward. The prompt has three options: Craft Wand, Charge Wand, and Destroy Wand.
>>51194
"Hmmmm. The brothel used to be the seedy area, but I don't know what else. I haven't really looked up and down the docks tho, I imagine there might be some seedy areas adjacent or nearby."
>>51209
"Didn't you hear her several months ago? She hasn't taken that much interest in the town, besides occasionally visiting a few areas"
"Didn't you hear her several months ago? She hasn't taken that much interest in the town, besides occasionally visiting a few areas"
>>51206
"You mean like a drow?"
>>51209
"Yeah, that's not true at all. See, when I was last here was something like 300 years ago (by this world's accounting of time). I've only spent maybe a year combined in this world. Since dying from my world of origin, most of my time has been spent in the outer planes."
"You mean like a drow?"
>>51209
"Yeah, that's not true at all. See, when I was last here was something like 300 years ago (by this world's accounting of time). I've only spent maybe a year combined in this world. Since dying from my world of origin, most of my time has been spent in the outer planes."
>>51214
"Yea but me need fromtline soldiers that can take damage for my men and negros would be perfect for that."
"Yea but me need fromtline soldiers that can take damage for my men and negros would be perfect for that."
>>51217
"Buffalo Soldiers? Front-lines builds character! I like it. They aren't your followers so don't expect any loyalty out of them though"
"Buffalo Soldiers? Front-lines builds character! I like it. They aren't your followers so don't expect any loyalty out of them though"
>>51214
Not true at all. I have entire areas that have darkies, and not just,... well,... darkie and co.
"Hey."
Offense intended.
"Prick."
Not true at all. I have entire areas that have darkies, and not just,... well,... darkie and co.
"Hey."
Offense intended.
"Prick."
>>51219
"Me will discipline them and then reward them for good behavior with watermelon kool aid and fried chicken."
"Me will discipline them and then reward them for good behavior with watermelon kool aid and fried chicken."
>>51215
Okay then. Torc heads toward the towers vault to get the crystals and gold.
If only Norfilly could bring sticks in for Torc to use
Okay then. Torc heads toward the towers vault to get the crystals and gold.
If only Norfilly could bring sticks in for Torc to use
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>>51204
I brought it up because I was just yesterday looking at a thread on /tg/ made by some faggot complaining about liches being too cliche.
Liches do come in all flavors. A Clerical, Death-Domain lich is easily a BBEG tier villain who truly wrships Death; buffing thousands of undead minions at once, and summoning powerful extra-planar spooks like Nightwalkers and Lavawights with Planar Ally spells.
I saw an idea about an eco-terrorist Druid lich, with a bunch of dinosaur skeletons, and Ranger liches who were effectively Ring-Wraiths with only humanoids as their preferred enemies. Even Paladin (or former paladins) make for great liches, while Bards-liches are the epitome of Death Metal.
I like templates.
I brought it up because I was just yesterday looking at a thread on /tg/ made by some faggot complaining about liches being too cliche.
Liches do come in all flavors. A Clerical, Death-Domain lich is easily a BBEG tier villain who truly wrships Death; buffing thousands of undead minions at once, and summoning powerful extra-planar spooks like Nightwalkers and Lavawights with Planar Ally spells.
I saw an idea about an eco-terrorist Druid lich, with a bunch of dinosaur skeletons, and Ranger liches who were effectively Ring-Wraiths with only humanoids as their preferred enemies. Even Paladin (or former paladins) make for great liches, while Bards-liches are the epitome of Death Metal.
I like templates.
>>51204
A cleric is a wisdom based spell caster, whereas a lich is charisma based... so only a Sorcerer (or bard I guess, maybe a charisma minded paladin/black guard) is going to be truly built for being a lich when they come into it. It sure beats dying I guess
A cleric is a wisdom based spell caster, whereas a lich is charisma based... so only a Sorcerer (or bard I guess, maybe a charisma minded paladin/black guard) is going to be truly built for being a lich when they come into it. It sure beats dying I guess
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>>51229
It could be a Paladin of Tyranny or a Paladin of Slaughter too. Or a Fallen Paladin, like the Lich King Arthas.
It could be a Paladin of Tyranny or a Paladin of Slaughter too. Or a Fallen Paladin, like the Lich King Arthas.
>>51223
Seriously? You're gonna give me heat because I included negros in the list of potential obstacles, adversaries, and potential resources?
>>51225
>>51224
Filly is still around if not ITT, as I'm sure has been noticed.
>>51228
>pic 2
FUKKIN' KEK
Yes. Its cuz the idea of a lich (crazy magic, intricate rituals and symbols n shit) naturally is associable with wizards. However, while contemplating facets of the Game backstory/ground, I had considered alternate liches, specifically Druid and Monk.
>>51233
You forget that not all characters are trying to break the game
Seriously? You're gonna give me heat because I included negros in the list of potential obstacles, adversaries, and potential resources?
>>51225
>>51224
Filly is still around if not ITT, as I'm sure has been noticed.
>>51228
>pic 2
FUKKIN' KEK
Yes. Its cuz the idea of a lich (crazy magic, intricate rituals and symbols n shit) naturally is associable with wizards. However, while contemplating facets of the Game backstory/ground, I had considered alternate liches, specifically Druid and Monk.
>>51233
You forget that not all characters are trying to break the game
>>51235
I guess, but given the way that Paladins fight, being a lich isn't going to give very many benefits besides not being completely dead
Which I guess is the primary benefit of being a Lich
I guess, but given the way that Paladins fight, being a lich isn't going to give very many benefits besides not being completely dead
Which I guess is the primary benefit of being a Lich
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She felt the candy calling her name; whispers carried by the wind. Bring offering of sticks it said. Bring us what you can carry and we will be yours, the candy said. This was her time she knew. This was the day she would rise up bring sticks and earn candy. So she gathered up what she could find while sprinting towards the sweet promise of candy.
>>51244
>wizard best
Of course, but wizards aren't the only overly-ambitious and/or fearful of death. There's no rule that says "You must be MAXXED to be a lich. Nope, its just a (particularly distinct and expensive) wonderous item,... a bunch of spells and rituals, and viola, everyone is running from you.
>>51243
Did it just get more adorable in here, or is it just me?
>>51245
Didn't you just ask and answer your own question?
>wizard best
Of course, but wizards aren't the only overly-ambitious and/or fearful of death. There's no rule that says "You must be MAXXED to be a lich. Nope, its just a (particularly distinct and expensive) wonderous item,... a bunch of spells and rituals, and viola, everyone is running from you.
>>51243
Did it just get more adorable in here, or is it just me?
>>51245
Didn't you just ask and answer your own question?
>>51239
Liches are mainly a template made to make better villains. A paladin of Slaughter would have good synergy though.
>Which I guess is the primary benefit of being a Lich
Mainly that.
Liches often have big mouths about not fearing death and everything, but they're usually just big worryworts who were too cowardly to face death/age. Then they go out of their way to hide their phylacteries in personal demoplanes and whatnot just because they're so horrified about the prospect that someone will find them.
>>51241
Yeah, he was quite the pussy really...
It kind of made him a better villain in an ironic way, but not really, since that theme is already kind of overdone.
Liches are mainly a template made to make better villains. A paladin of Slaughter would have good synergy though.
>Which I guess is the primary benefit of being a Lich
Mainly that.
Liches often have big mouths about not fearing death and everything, but they're usually just big worryworts who were too cowardly to face death/age. Then they go out of their way to hide their phylacteries in personal demoplanes and whatnot just because they're so horrified about the prospect that someone will find them.
>>51241
Yeah, he was quite the pussy really...
It kind of made him a better villain in an ironic way, but not really, since that theme is already kind of overdone.
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>>51244
>GIVES PEACH RINGS
Success!
>>51246
>Want some gummy worms little filly?
>Do I want gummy worms?
She could feel her heart beat faster, she didn't need to think or do anything. Her body did it all by it self. She was now only a gleeful spectator hearing herself say
"YES"
>>51251
Takes candy-apple gracefully.
>The candy hadn't lied to her. Candy had never lied to her. She had brought sticks and it had offered itself to her.
>GIVES PEACH RINGS
Success!
>>51246
>Want some gummy worms little filly?
>Do I want gummy worms?
She could feel her heart beat faster, she didn't need to think or do anything. Her body did it all by it self. She was now only a gleeful spectator hearing herself say
"YES"
>>51251
Takes candy-apple gracefully.
>The candy hadn't lied to her. Candy had never lied to her. She had brought sticks and it had offered itself to her.
>>51255
"Don't eat the candy apple from the blue one! She probably poisoned it. Or put razor blades in it"
"Don't eat the candy apple from the blue one! She probably poisoned it. Or put razor blades in it"
>>51252
You said where is the vault (as in the vault in the Tower)/collection of gems. o_O
>>51253
This
>>51256
Its somewhere between the main level and the strip-mall area. I don't know, I keep adding shit. Just go to the vault, you've been there before.
>>51255
<whoooof> Thez appears breathless, exhuberant, and sweating a bit.
"Sorry, I'm not supposed to break character, but I couldn't resist!" she says offering Filly a big chocolate bar. "I hope you like it,..." <whooof>
You said where is the vault (as in the vault in the Tower)/collection of gems. o_O
>>51253
This
>>51256
Its somewhere between the main level and the strip-mall area. I don't know, I keep adding shit. Just go to the vault, you've been there before.
>>51255
<whoooof> Thez appears breathless, exhuberant, and sweating a bit.
"Sorry, I'm not supposed to break character, but I couldn't resist!" she says offering Filly a big chocolate bar. "I hope you like it,..." <whooof>
Trumpaladin places himself between the small filly and the blue one, keeping an eye on the latter
>>51270
"It's not 'I would never stab our cute stick-finding candy loving filly. Nope! It's 'I would rather maul her to death than poison her'"
"It's not 'I would never stab our cute stick-finding candy loving filly. Nope! It's 'I would rather maul her to death than poison her'"
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*s
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>>51305
Good idea anyway.
All of the PCs know a few spells too. Could you make Tracy a wand of Greater Invisibility?
Good idea anyway.
All of the PCs know a few spells too. Could you make Tracy a wand of Greater Invisibility?
>>51311
That's the reason why D&D is not a single player game. You're supposed to play in a party and use each other's strengths to complement
That's the reason why D&D is not a single player game. You're supposed to play in a party and use each other's strengths to complement
>>51312
You hear that whistling sound? It's the sound of the point flying over your head.
Yes it's a multiplayer game, but as last weekend shows the dungeon isn't gonna exactly let all the players stay together.
You hear that whistling sound? It's the sound of the point flying over your head.
Yes it's a multiplayer game, but as last weekend shows the dungeon isn't gonna exactly let all the players stay together.
>>51321
The Use Magick Device skill (available to all thief classes) could allow her to cast it with an okay roll.
In all technicality, the wand's spell only has to be on you class's spell list to work.
The Use Magick Device skill (available to all thief classes) could allow her to cast it with an okay roll.
In all technicality, the wand's spell only has to be on you class's spell list to work.
>>51326
I don't care. Your only intent is to break the game. You try at every possible opportunity to break the game in any way you can fathom, where it be from making new shit up, importing new rules, willfully breaking the rules, finding loopholes, or combining many things at once.
You take such strong advantage of this GM's permissiveness it is appalling
I don't care. Your only intent is to break the game. You try at every possible opportunity to break the game in any way you can fathom, where it be from making new shit up, importing new rules, willfully breaking the rules, finding loopholes, or combining many things at once.
You take such strong advantage of this GM's permissiveness it is appalling
>>51329
Oh stop it.
I doubt I'm the only rogue who thought of using a Wand of Greater Invisibility. A Ring is better in the practical sense.
Oh stop it.
I doubt I'm the only rogue who thought of using a Wand of Greater Invisibility. A Ring is better in the practical sense.
>>51329
You assume GM's permissiveness isn't part of the Game. If I wanted rule-cuckery, none of this could have happened. Yes, there is something to be said for rules, and there is equal to be said for "noss the rules". Not all the rules of course, but not none either.
You assume GM's permissiveness isn't part of the Game. If I wanted rule-cuckery, none of this could have happened. Yes, there is something to be said for rules, and there is equal to be said for "noss the rules". Not all the rules of course, but not none either.
>>51330
Its her favorite thing to do aside from Infernius, and you're right, it makes more sense than "sorceror"
>tfw the board thinks sorcerer is spelled with 2 e's
Its her favorite thing to do aside from Infernius, and you're right, it makes more sense than "sorceror"
>tfw the board thinks sorcerer is spelled with 2 e's
>>51333
>break the game
How exactly has the game been "broken"? It still seems fun and playable to me.
>break the game
How exactly has the game been "broken"? It still seems fun and playable to me.
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>>51336
I'm sure GM is more than capable of saying "no" himself when he actually thinks something is a real issue.
Relax.
I'm sure GM is more than capable of saying "no" himself when he actually thinks something is a real issue.
Relax.
>>51338
Refuted, I would totally allow that combination. Nothing would come of it, but it would be fuel for many keks.
Refuted, I would totally allow that combination. Nothing would come of it, but it would be fuel for many keks.
Why is this thread at the top of the overboard? We're at like 800 posts.
[1d100 = 36]
Torcuil's faggot crumbles up a piece of paper and throws it away while mumbling "You try and do something nice..."
Torc grabs the stuff he needs from the vault, cancels the wand of CMW, presses randomize, and throws the shit in.
You can pick GM; minor, medium, or major. http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Wands
Torcuil's faggot crumbles up a piece of paper and throws it away while mumbling "You try and do something nice..."
Torc grabs the stuff he needs from the vault, cancels the wand of CMW, presses randomize, and throws the shit in.
You can pick GM; minor, medium, or major. http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Wands
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>>51338
The problem is that it's hard to anticipate just ezactly what conseqences saying yes to a particular proposition would have. On its face, it may be perfectly reasonable and indeed unobjectionable. but because your entire intent is to break the game, you find ways of combining particular allowances with other things inside and out of the rules in such ways that a deviation has vastly greater effects than previously anticipated. You also ask for so many things that it's easy to boil the frog - to not see just how great of an effect stacking so many new allowances can have
The problem is that it's hard to anticipate just ezactly what conseqences saying yes to a particular proposition would have. On its face, it may be perfectly reasonable and indeed unobjectionable. but because your entire intent is to break the game, you find ways of combining particular allowances with other things inside and out of the rules in such ways that a deviation has vastly greater effects than previously anticipated. You also ask for so many things that it's easy to boil the frog - to not see just how great of an effect stacking so many new allowances can have
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>>51343
You and I differ on a fundamental level then.
To me, finding wacky, avant gard ways of haxxing problems with a combination of little things that seemed irrelevant when they were first introduced, is the most fun part of the game for me.
You and I differ on a fundamental level then.
To me, finding wacky, avant gard ways of haxxing problems with a combination of little things that seemed irrelevant when they were first introduced, is the most fun part of the game for me.
>>51345
I've fucking noticed
>seemed irrelevant when introduced
Not to you. You plan this shit out ahead
I've fucking noticed
>seemed irrelevant when introduced
Not to you. You plan this shit out ahead
>>51346
>You plan this shit out ahead
Not very much, tbh, I'm just always considering stuff in the moment.
>You plan this shit out ahead
Not very much, tbh, I'm just always considering stuff in the moment.
>>51362
The Cleric is generally agreed as being more powerful than every other class in the game except the druid and maybe the wizard, you have such a bat shit insane strength modifier that you deal more damage than anyone else in the party by a massive magin, you have more hit points than the next two highest players combined, you have a ring of regeneration, you have the best set of ability points of anyone in the party by far, you're allowed to cast spells without having enough wisdom, and you have a full set of followers, very possibly higher than Trumpaladin's, even though you have a lower charisma modifier
The Cleric is generally agreed as being more powerful than every other class in the game except the druid and maybe the wizard, you have such a bat shit insane strength modifier that you deal more damage than anyone else in the party by a massive magin, you have more hit points than the next two highest players combined, you have a ring of regeneration, you have the best set of ability points of anyone in the party by far, you're allowed to cast spells without having enough wisdom, and you have a full set of followers, very possibly higher than Trumpaladin's, even though you have a lower charisma modifier
>>51369
My only point is and has been that the guy is trying intentionally to create easy buttons to situations and show up the rest of the party with advantages, where as the rest of us just play the game
My only point is and has been that the guy is trying intentionally to create easy buttons to situations and show up the rest of the party with advantages, where as the rest of us just play the game
>>51360
You're a Cleric in Animal and Good, so you could probably call one if you ever tried. They're popular cohorts for paladins.
Now we know what'll show up when Brad makes his attempt to attract a Dragon cohortXp
You're a Cleric in Animal and Good, so you could probably call one if you ever tried. They're popular cohorts for paladins.
Now we know what'll show up when Brad makes his attempt to attract a Dragon cohortXp
>>51370
Yes, and I have allowed it to such a degree that it allows me to get an idea of what is being overlooked, not considered, and disregarded. Also keks.
If you think its not going to eventually blow up in the face,....
Yes, and I have allowed it to such a degree that it allows me to get an idea of what is being overlooked, not considered, and disregarded. Also keks.
If you think its not going to eventually blow up in the face,....
>>51370
>show up the rest of the party with advantages
What are you talking about? It's not a contest, let alone a PvP game.
>show up the rest of the party with advantages
What are you talking about? It's not a contest, let alone a PvP game.
>>51370
>create easy buttons to situations
Then that means we can go through even harder challenges later-on.
>create easy buttons to situations
Then that means we can go through even harder challenges later-on.
>>51379
Which you will promptly fiat new easy buttons for. Then what was the pint or trying to beau the hand except that we have to play a broken gane? Are you just trying to turn the entire game into you trying to outsmart GM?
Which you will promptly fiat new easy buttons for. Then what was the pint or trying to beau the hand except that we have to play a broken gane? Are you just trying to turn the entire game into you trying to outsmart GM?
>>51381
That's a bad idea. There's losing a flight, and then there's fighting Atlas
>>51378
I saw that!
That's a bad idea. There's losing a flight, and then there's fighting Atlas
>>51378
I saw that!
>>51386
By cheating your way out of it
If you want to show off how clever you are, try to actually be clever. Don't abuse GM's permissiveness
By cheating your way out of it
If you want to show off how clever you are, try to actually be clever. Don't abuse GM's permissiveness
>>51391
M8, why are you so concerned about this? Do you think GM is not conscious of the descisions he makes, or that he's not capable of making the game interesting within the rules that he decides?
M8, why are you so concerned about this? Do you think GM is not conscious of the descisions he makes, or that he's not capable of making the game interesting within the rules that he decides?
>>51397
I'm pretty sure he is, m8. It's not really a secret.
Regardless, there's no reason to get fed-up about how he decides to run the campaign.
I'm pretty sure he is, m8. It's not really a secret.
Regardless, there's no reason to get fed-up about how he decides to run the campaign.
>>51396
Your intent is to abuse the fuck out of all rules, whoever makes them.
You've been willfully disregarding quite a few rules and limits GM has placed actually, like almost everything surrounding ability points, the chain and the mount
Your intent is to abuse the fuck out of all rules, whoever makes them.
You've been willfully disregarding quite a few rules and limits GM has placed actually, like almost everything surrounding ability points, the chain and the mount
>>51399
If GM decides that something is abusive by his standards, he could nerf it himself.
It's really nothing for you to be concerned with.
If GM decides that something is abusive by his standards, he could nerf it himself.
It's really nothing for you to be concerned with.
>>51401
And I am going to argue that something is abuse everytime I see something abusive. Which is several times daily.
So what if I am not judge? I can be an advocate
\r
And I am going to argue that something is abuse everytime I see something abusive. Which is several times daily.
So what if I am not judge? I can be an advocate
\r
>>51402
>I am going to argue that something is abuse everytime I see something abusive. Which is several times daily.
Are you even listening to yourself?
Does that really sound fun too you? I think most of us here are sick of all of the constant complaining.
>I am going to argue that something is abuse everytime I see something abusive. Which is several times daily.
Are you even listening to yourself?
Does that really sound fun too you? I think most of us here are sick of all of the constant complaining.
>>51403
I like to argue as much as you like to try to break the game. So long as you keep up, I'll keep up
I like to argue as much as you like to try to break the game. So long as you keep up, I'll keep up
I'm really regretting making my joke yesterday cause now everyone wants to kill each other.
Actually, anytime I shitpost we usually end up fighting...
Fuck
Actually, anytime I shitpost we usually end up fighting...
Fuck
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>>51409
That's how lots of campaigns go. Every player has their predilections and predispositions, which are often in conflict (though usually less so cuz "compatible alignment" protocols) with other players'. Desu, I'm amazed that we're still at it.
That's how lots of campaigns go. Every player has their predilections and predispositions, which are often in conflict (though usually less so cuz "compatible alignment" protocols) with other players'. Desu, I'm amazed that we're still at it.
How about those diamond pixaxes, before we forget?
>>51417
I hope so, and this weekend I don't have jack shit to tend to.
Cracks knuckles
You're in for it nao.
I hope so, and this weekend I don't have jack shit to tend to.
Cracks knuckles
You're in for it nao.
>>51419
I kind of want to spend some time preparing equipment, but I could crawl right now it needed.
I kind of want to spend some time preparing equipment, but I could crawl right now it needed.
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>>51423
Wanna Astral Project there right now and blitzkrieg the place a little bit before they finally shoot us down?
Wanna Astral Project there right now and blitzkrieg the place a little bit before they finally shoot us down?
>>51424
I doubt there are any email servers in the temple. GM said it was mainly just a device of disruption/destruction.
I doubt there are any email servers in the temple. GM said it was mainly just a device of disruption/destruction.
>>51428
Yeah, because this is some way of abusing the hell out of the game again. Literally every hour
Yeah, because this is some way of abusing the hell out of the game again. Literally every hour
>>51431
So that we don't die and/or lose our stuff when we get killed.
>Astral project to capital
>Cast a few earthquakes and fireballs
>create chaos
>get shot
>wake up
>repeat
So that we don't die and/or lose our stuff when we get killed.
>Astral project to capital
>Cast a few earthquakes and fireballs
>create chaos
>get shot
>wake up
>repeat
>>51434
Yeah.
Let's get them back for that last attack they did to us.
They're not the only ones who can use necromancy to blitzkrieg their enemies without getting hurt.
Yeah.
Let's get them back for that last attack they did to us.
They're not the only ones who can use necromancy to blitzkrieg their enemies without getting hurt.
>>51435
You don't think the opponent would be savy enough to find the silver cord or to attack the imobile bodies?
>>51435
That cleric spell wasn't prepared for the day, shouldn't be castable in the first place cause not enough wisdom, and would be one of a limited number of high level spells to be cast
You don't think the opponent would be savy enough to find the silver cord or to attack the imobile bodies?
>>51435
That cleric spell wasn't prepared for the day, shouldn't be castable in the first place cause not enough wisdom, and would be one of a limited number of high level spells to be cast
>>51439
Everyone
But don't test me on this right now. If Tracy's faggot hadn't pissed me off, maybe this would seem like a good idea, but right now it seems like more of his usual bullshit. And I'm not in the mood for his usual bullshit
Everyone
But don't test me on this right now. If Tracy's faggot hadn't pissed me off, maybe this would seem like a good idea, but right now it seems like more of his usual bullshit. And I'm not in the mood for his usual bullshit
>>51438
>find the silver cord
First of all, if they were savy enough to do that they would've annialated us already.
Second of all, you don't stay on the Astral plane for more than a second, unless you just feel like enjoying the view.
Third of all, Entertron.
>cleric spell
He's been bullshitting the Cleric spellcasting system since day 1. This is nothing different.
>>51440
You don't have to come
>>51442
The spell-description says:
>If the second body or the astral form is slain, the cord simply returns to your body where it rests on the Material Plane, thereby reviving it from its state of suspended animation.
>find the silver cord
First of all, if they were savy enough to do that they would've annialated us already.
Second of all, you don't stay on the Astral plane for more than a second, unless you just feel like enjoying the view.
Third of all, Entertron.
>cleric spell
He's been bullshitting the Cleric spellcasting system since day 1. This is nothing different.
>>51440
You don't have to come
>>51442
The spell-description says:
>If the second body or the astral form is slain, the cord simply returns to your body where it rests on the Material Plane, thereby reviving it from its state of suspended animation.
>>51444
The spell description says forming a body on a different plane. Not the material plane. And the cord exists either way
The spell description says forming a body on a different plane. Not the material plane. And the cord exists either way
>>51448
Couldn't you manifest your second body almost immediately?
What kinds of things are even capable of destroying the silver cord?
Couldn't you manifest your second body almost immediately?
What kinds of things are even capable of destroying the silver cord?
>>51450
GM has already spent many hours preparing the dungeon for us to clear. Don't force him to do a hell of a lot more work because you just want to show off your attempts to break the game
>>51450
>Implying you wouldn't have to travel on the astral plane
That's just wrong
>>51451
So sayeth you. But you aren't GM
GM has already spent many hours preparing the dungeon for us to clear. Don't force him to do a hell of a lot more work because you just want to show off your attempts to break the game
>>51450
>Implying you wouldn't have to travel on the astral plane
That's just wrong
>>51451
So sayeth you. But you aren't GM
>>51454
I doesn't say you have to.
The Astral plane, as I understand it, seems like a crossroads where all planes and all places are connected. It's a timeless, boundless, place between places.
I doesn't say you have to.
The Astral plane, as I understand it, seems like a crossroads where all planes and all places are connected. It's a timeless, boundless, place between places.
>>51456
Just stop trying to play minecraft, stop trying to think of ways to make everyone living lichs and go off on a giant tangent, and just crawl the dungeon. Some of us actually want to play
Just stop trying to play minecraft, stop trying to think of ways to make everyone living lichs and go off on a giant tangent, and just crawl the dungeon. Some of us actually want to play
>>51457
>stop trying to play minecraft
No.
>stop trying to think of ways to make everyone living lichs and go off on a giant tangent
I wholeheartedly refuse.
>just crawl the dungeon
Yeah, I can do that.
>stop trying to play minecraft
No.
>stop trying to think of ways to make everyone living lichs and go off on a giant tangent
I wholeheartedly refuse.
>just crawl the dungeon
Yeah, I can do that.
>come back
>everyone tells me to keep shitposting
>just finished a legit spell list
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>everyone tells me to keep shitposting
>just finished a legit spell list
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>51460
Kill the fucking enemy then take their land. Don't take the land of the enemy and then be killed by the enemy. Jesus Christ.
Kill the fucking enemy then take their land. Don't take the land of the enemy and then be killed by the enemy. Jesus Christ.
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This whole dialogue is made more absurd by the movie
>>51468
Yeah, they sound defeatable.
They've probably already spent all of our money on tea or whatever by now though.
Yeah, they sound defeatable.
They've probably already spent all of our money on tea or whatever by now though.
Since no one asked
LVL 0 (9): Detect Magic, Read Magic, Dancing Lights, Disrupt Undead, Resistance, Ray of Frost, Create Water (6 per day)
LVL 1 (5): Doom, Command, Magic Missle, Shocking Grasp, Identify (6 per day)
LVL 2 (5): Mirror Image, Resist Energy, Protection from Arrows, Scorching Ray, False Life (6 per day)
LVL 3 (4): Fireball, Lightning Bolt, Vampiric Touch, Fly (6 per day)
LVL 4 (4): Black Tentacles, Polymorph, Animate Dead, Ice Storm (6 per day)
LVL 5 (4): Permanency, Telekinesis, Passwall, Major Creation (6 per day)
LVL 6 (3): Create Undead, Flesh to Stone, Stone to Flesh (6 per day)
LVL 7 (3): Finger of Death, Reverse Gravity, Limited Wish (6 per day)
LVL 8 (2): Summon Monster VIII, Polymorph Any Object (4 per day) Stone to Flesh (4 per day)
>>51474
Actually, I may have a spell for this
LVL 0 (9): Detect Magic, Read Magic, Dancing Lights, Disrupt Undead, Resistance, Ray of Frost, Create Water (6 per day)
LVL 1 (5): Doom, Command, Magic Missle, Shocking Grasp, Identify (6 per day)
LVL 2 (5): Mirror Image, Resist Energy, Protection from Arrows, Scorching Ray, False Life (6 per day)
LVL 3 (4): Fireball, Lightning Bolt, Vampiric Touch, Fly (6 per day)
LVL 4 (4): Black Tentacles, Polymorph, Animate Dead, Ice Storm (6 per day)
LVL 5 (4): Permanency, Telekinesis, Passwall, Major Creation (6 per day)
LVL 6 (3): Create Undead, Flesh to Stone, Stone to Flesh (6 per day)
LVL 7 (3): Finger of Death, Reverse Gravity, Limited Wish (6 per day)
LVL 8 (2): Summon Monster VIII, Polymorph Any Object (4 per day) Stone to Flesh (4 per day)
>>51474
Actually, I may have a spell for this
>>51479
You could, but you halt the game's advancement for everyone, and still look like a total douchebag.
You could, but you halt the game's advancement for everyone, and still look like a total douchebag.
>>51482
And you halt the game's advancement for everyone else when you "do what you want" and go off on tangents, you complete douchebag
And you halt the game's advancement for everyone else when you "do what you want" and go off on tangents, you complete douchebag
>>51486
If you intend to ban everyone every time they do something that defies your plan, this game is going to be a lot less fun.
I will move how I please, ban or no ban.
If you intend to ban everyone every time they do something that defies your plan, this game is going to be a lot less fun.
I will move how I please, ban or no ban.
>>51487
You need to be conscious of how your movements affect others. This is not a single player game. "pleasing" to do certain things can sometimes harm others. And that makes the game less fun for us
You need to be conscious of how your movements affect others. This is not a single player game. "pleasing" to do certain things can sometimes harm others. And that makes the game less fun for us
>>51489
If you think all of the characters should be required to be predictale and follow the same plan perfectly, without conflict or contradiction, you're the one who's treating it as a singular game.
If you think all of the characters should be required to be predictale and follow the same plan perfectly, without conflict or contradiction, you're the one who's treating it as a singular game.
>>51492
Then don't be predicatable, just don't say this "I do what I want" because that can affect others, and is a generally sociopathic way to look at the world
Then don't be predicatable, just don't say this "I do what I want" because that can affect others, and is a generally sociopathic way to look at the world
>>51493
I'm playing a sociopath: my character has destructive, lawless, and unpredictable tendencies, and I intend to play that out to its fullest extent.
I won't intentionally cause grief, but I stand firm in the fact that I do whatever I want.
I'm playing a sociopath: my character has destructive, lawless, and unpredictable tendencies, and I intend to play that out to its fullest extent.
I won't intentionally cause grief, but I stand firm in the fact that I do whatever I want.
Also I put all of Torc's ability points in CHA now 18, take notes if you must
Tracy's faggot if you really want the pickaxes, Torc and Tracy could make a trip to Gnomeland
Tracy's faggot if you really want the pickaxes, Torc and Tracy could make a trip to Gnomeland
>INB4 I get banned too
So, let me ask. Who is deciding shit ITT?
It sure doesn't seem to be me.
It sure doesn't seem to be me.
>>51507
It's not because I don't agree with him, it's because he's such an asshole in the way he disagrees. Fuck him
It's not because I don't agree with him, it's because he's such an asshole in the way he disagrees. Fuck him
>>51514
That phrase means we are on the same fucking side, so stop punching right and use that white intelligence to figure out how to crush our enemies.
That phrase means we are on the same fucking side, so stop punching right and use that white intelligence to figure out how to crush our enemies.
>>51521
Dude the game and the site are to separate entities and should be treated as such, he did nothing against the rules therfore you are abusing your mod powers just like you claim he abuses the game.
Dude the game and the site are to separate entities and should be treated as such, he did nothing against the rules therfore you are abusing your mod powers just like you claim he abuses the game.
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>>51517
Of course we're on the same side, faggot.
Tracy wants to kill Soros, get back her money from Cardishore, and acquire cool powers/gear just as much as anyone else.
Her motivations/methodologies/habits just differ.
>Alignment =/= Association
>>51522
>the game and the site are to separate entities and should be treated as such
A thousand times this.
Solve your problems with the game within the game, like every other PC does. I don't know why that's so difficult to do, when nobody else has b& anyone.
Banning people for not playing how you want them to is 4cuck-tier.
Of course we're on the same side, faggot.
Tracy wants to kill Soros, get back her money from Cardishore, and acquire cool powers/gear just as much as anyone else.
Her motivations/methodologies/habits just differ.
>Alignment =/= Association
>>51522
>the game and the site are to separate entities and should be treated as such
A thousand times this.
Solve your problems with the game within the game, like every other PC does. I don't know why that's so difficult to do, when nobody else has b& anyone.
Banning people for not playing how you want them to is 4cuck-tier.
>>51526
>When everyone else does
Nobody has b& anyone. They've all kept their banter within imagination land.
You are the only one who has escalated in-game conflicts to a site level.
>When everyone else does
Nobody has b& anyone. They've all kept their banter within imagination land.
You are the only one who has escalated in-game conflicts to a site level.
>>51530
>daring me
Anon, none of what just happened was appropriate to justify a ban, by the standards of anyone else in this site's community.
I will do what I want, and roleplay how I perceive to be fun and appropriate. I broke no rules, and had no ill intent.
When I say "I'll do what I want" it doesn't always necesarily mean "mess up everything"; it means "do what I want".
>>51531
*sighs*
It's alright, m8...
I guess I was less than polite as well, so I apologize..
>daring me
Anon, none of what just happened was appropriate to justify a ban, by the standards of anyone else in this site's community.
I will do what I want, and roleplay how I perceive to be fun and appropriate. I broke no rules, and had no ill intent.
When I say "I'll do what I want" it doesn't always necesarily mean "mess up everything"; it means "do what I want".
>>51531
*sighs*
It's alright, m8...
I guess I was less than polite as well, so I apologize..
>>51533
M8, you know that the phrase "I do what I want" doesn't in any way imply malicious intention, right?
M8, you know that the phrase "I do what I want" doesn't in any way imply malicious intention, right?
>>51534
The phrase "I do what I want," to me, reminds me of the phrase's use in an episode of South Park where Eric Cartman plays an out of control child of the type you see on Jerry Springer. That is, a child rebelling against any and all authority, morality, decency, custom, or law
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0-KZS1dDyw
The phrase "I do what I want," to me, reminds me of the phrase's use in an episode of South Park where Eric Cartman plays an out of control child of the type you see on Jerry Springer. That is, a child rebelling against any and all authority, morality, decency, custom, or law
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0-KZS1dDyw
>>51535
>rebelling
Not necessarily rebelling, but not necessarily complying either.
It's a fantasy game: I sincerly hope all of the rest of you are trying to roleplay this game how you want to roleplay it.
>rebelling
Not necessarily rebelling, but not necessarily complying either.
It's a fantasy game: I sincerly hope all of the rest of you are trying to roleplay this game how you want to roleplay it.
>>51536
So then what happens on the occasions interests conflict, and doing what you want in a particular situation is contrary to the interest of another?
So then what happens on the occasions interests conflict, and doing what you want in a particular situation is contrary to the interest of another?
>>51536
"I'd rather expected we'd have killed LOTS more stuff by now to be honest. You lot are damn inefficient in your roleplaying."
"I'd rather expected we'd have killed LOTS more stuff by now to be honest. You lot are damn inefficient in your roleplaying."
>>51539
It means we gotta pick up the pace and figure out how to kill with max efficiency, so we can move onto the next thing asap.
Or at least that's how I interpret it...
It means we gotta pick up the pace and figure out how to kill with max efficiency, so we can move onto the next thing asap.
Or at least that's how I interpret it...
>>51540
I think it means we spend too much time doing other bullshit like thinking of what spells to cast before initiative or how to approach a battle
I think it means we spend too much time doing other bullshit like thinking of what spells to cast before initiative or how to approach a battle
>>51545
If Thez can put gems on a goat statue and you can put gems on a mace then Trumpaladin can electroplate gold foil to his Fae
If Thez can put gems on a goat statue and you can put gems on a mace then Trumpaladin can electroplate gold foil to his Fae
>>51543
"Whoa there, that's not what I mean at all," she says, chewing on Barry's faceagain?. "Take this example, when - other than the Terrasque fight - has the party had any established formations? When is anyone buffing one another?"
"Whoa there, that's not what I mean at all," she says, chewing on Barry's faceagain?. "Take this example, when - other than the Terrasque fight - has the party had any established formations? When is anyone buffing one another?"
>>51550
"Infernius just flat out hasn't been here for much of this, Torcuil is often split up handling a different threat - with good reason- and I do ask you"
"Infernius just flat out hasn't been here for much of this, Torcuil is often split up handling a different threat - with good reason- and I do ask you"
>>51551
Mr. Snek slithers in with a note tied to his tail, which he gives to Trumpaladin.
It reads "Hello guy, my faggot wanted me to pass on a message: I personally think the reason you guys are never acting as a team is cause you guys never interact with eachother. You guys really on metaknowledge. The most recent example I can think of has to do with wands. Tracy, you wanted a certain wand, but instead of talking to Torcuil you had your faggot relay Meta Knowledge. And don't get me started on characters never catching each other up cause meta.
All-in-all, metafagging is fine in some cases but we're using it too much."
Snek then waves with his tail and slithers away.
Mr. Snek slithers in with a note tied to his tail, which he gives to Trumpaladin.
It reads "Hello guy, my faggot wanted me to pass on a message: I personally think the reason you guys are never acting as a team is cause you guys never interact with eachother. You guys really on metaknowledge. The most recent example I can think of has to do with wands. Tracy, you wanted a certain wand, but instead of talking to Torcuil you had your faggot relay Meta Knowledge. And don't get me started on characters never catching each other up cause meta.
All-in-all, metafagging is fine in some cases but we're using it too much."
Snek then waves with his tail and slithers away.
P R A I S E E P O N A
Tracy stares at the gigantic temple, wondering to herself how easily she could liquidate its resources.
"You think they'd already paid off their loan for that thing?" she wonders out loud, to nobody in particular
"You think they'd already paid off their loan for that thing?" she wonders out loud, to nobody in particular
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https://youtu.be/-FrztU7QqB8
https://youtu.be/1haMYTrLMZI
*makes a big brain nia emergency kit*
https://youtu.be/-FrztU7QqB8
https://youtu.be/1haMYTrLMZI
*makes a big brain nia emergency kit*
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Are we going to crawl today?
Tracy peers into the temple, brandishing her new maces.
Tracy peers into the temple, brandishing her new maces.
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>>51563
Traditionally it has has referred to Tracy, although it may be time to find an easier target
Re-rolling
>>51563
Traditionally it has has referred to Tracy, although it may be time to find an easier target
Re-rolling
>>51569
I was thinking more like Felicia. Someone who does not have a high grapple bonus or escape artist bonus or dimension door
I was thinking more like Felicia. Someone who does not have a high grapple bonus or escape artist bonus or dimension door
>>51573
You're better than that, Anon. There's no virtue in picking on the helpless.
Don't make me geek-out and list all of the ways it qualifies under "Suggested Ebil Acts" I read about in the BoVD, the Complete Divine, or any of the other SRDs, because I've been studying ebil deeds like an autist.
You're better than that, Anon. There's no virtue in picking on the helpless.
Don't make me geek-out and list all of the ways it qualifies under "Suggested Ebil Acts" I read about in the BoVD, the Complete Divine, or any of the other SRDs, because I've been studying ebil deeds like an autist.
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I put a lot of ranks into Diplomacy too.. I gotta find a way to increase her Char in the future as well as well..
>>51587
It could technically be Fae, Slovenia, or Felicia desu. The party is "out" of the dungeon, excepting technically Tracy who's at the entrance. Trump could be making rounds at any part. If we're getting technical, and this were a visual-novel format, Trump could choose between the artist, the lumberjane, the librarian, or of course the yandere.
It could technically be Fae, Slovenia, or Felicia desu. The party is "out" of the dungeon, excepting technically Tracy who's at the entrance. Trump could be making rounds at any part. If we're getting technical, and this were a visual-novel format, Trump could choose between the artist, the lumberjane, the librarian, or of course the yandere.
>>51590
I mean, if you don't want to claim that Tracy heroically placed herself between Fae and Trumpaladin to take the full brunt of Trumpaladin's charm (which she absolutely would have had the opportunity to do) then that's okay
I mean, if you don't want to claim that Tracy heroically placed herself between Fae and Trumpaladin to take the full brunt of Trumpaladin's charm (which she absolutely would have had the opportunity to do) then that's okay
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Since I apparently got them messed-up from the beginning, and then twice again after that, what are Tracy's stats?
And everyone else's for that matter?
And everyone else's for that matter?
>>51611
Do we have to verbally move to a place before we declare actions there?
I've been meaning to ask this for the sake of Sneak Attacks and other stuff.
Do we have to verbally move to a place before we declare actions there?
I've been meaning to ask this for the sake of Sneak Attacks and other stuff.
[3d20 = 19]
>>51613
I'm not sure I follow. Do you mean can you declare "Going direction A, moving silently, hiding, ready-move sneak attack"
The answer is yes.
>>51613
I'm not sure I follow. Do you mean can you declare "Going direction A, moving silently, hiding, ready-move sneak attack"
The answer is yes.
Does your character's Constitution affect their hit points?
[careful wording of Wish intensifies]
[careful wording of Wish intensifies]
>>51628
Aww.
I was thinking of taking that Gaunt Deformity feat I read about, but I guess losing Con at this point would give her a negative modifier..
Aww.
I was thinking of taking that Gaunt Deformity feat I read about, but I guess losing Con at this point would give her a negative modifier..
>>51629
Actually, has she been taking negative penalty on Spot and Listen Checks? I haven't been applying that, but I will from now on if that's the case.
Actually, has she been taking negative penalty on Spot and Listen Checks? I haven't been applying that, but I will from now on if that's the case.
>>51633
I want to get it right though. I apply positive modifiers to all of the other skills, and I'd like to know ahead of time if she takes a penalty on her already-low Will saves, for the sake of how I dress her equiptment.
I looked at the rules, but I'm not sure how negative modifiers apply to skills or saves.
>>51635
*Tracy walks deeper into the dungeon until she reaches the stairs where Torc stopped last time*
I want to get it right though. I apply positive modifiers to all of the other skills, and I'd like to know ahead of time if she takes a penalty on her already-low Will saves, for the sake of how I dress her equiptment.
I looked at the rules, but I'm not sure how negative modifiers apply to skills or saves.
>>51635
*Tracy walks deeper into the dungeon until she reaches the stairs where Torc stopped last time*
>>51636
Uh, are you saying he should or she does?
*is dragged into dungeon apparently*
Uh, are you saying he should or she does?
*is dragged into dungeon apparently*
[1d20+18 = 22]
Tracy peers down the staircase.
Search check to check for Traps that Troc may have avoided when he fell down the stairs.
Tracy peers down the staircase.
Search check to check for Traps that Troc may have avoided when he fell down the stairs.
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I'm gonna bake anew when we're rdy
>>51641
I don't think Torc is here...
I'm going to try to think of that pony-transformation wish while we wait.
I don't think Torc is here...
I'm going to try to think of that pony-transformation wish while we wait.
>>51641
A lot of what the rogue does though occurs while the other members are inactive. So it kind of makes sense for the Tracy character to do some scouting
A lot of what the rogue does though occurs while the other members are inactive. So it kind of makes sense for the Tracy character to do some scouting
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Alright. To recap, Thez has gathered a decent crowd in the square with a musical performance. Infernius is meeting with the Gestapo. Tracy and Trump are at the entrance to the temple, Torcuil is presumably still in the tower. Oh and there's sticks.
>>51651
GM has spent a shit load of time preparing this you ingrate. "Surroundings" aren't just magically generated, they require hours of time
GM has spent a shit load of time preparing this you ingrate. "Surroundings" aren't just magically generated, they require hours of time
>look at mage hand
>look at telekinesis
>do math
Can Torc get some 1kg throwing knives?
>look at telekinesis
>do math
Can Torc get some 1kg throwing knives?
I also looked at classes recently, and I think ranger would be a better fit for Snek. Would you allow that GM?
>>51657
I mean that works too, I'll have to do math again though
>>51657
I mean that works too, I'll have to do math again though
>>51655
checked
checked
Torc walks back into the main room and asks Tracy a question.
"Do you still have the glassstell shards? I need about 5 pounds of them."
I promise this will be good
>>51661
Torc chuckles a bit.
"No, not the way I'm gonna use them
"Do you still have the glassstell shards? I need about 5 pounds of them."
I promise this will be good
>>51661
Torc chuckles a bit.
"No, not the way I'm gonna use them
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Posting moar Rogue memes, cuz I feel like it.
>tfw 11 Char
>tfw 11 Char
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claiming thez
>>51662
"I have a whole bunch. Give me a Moment."
>15 mins later
Tracy finishes dumping several large sacks of translucent glass pebbles in the crafting area
"I have a whole bunch. Give me a Moment."
>15 mins later
Tracy finishes dumping several large sacks of translucent glass pebbles in the crafting area
>>51667
"I can't thank you enough for this. Would you mind helping me fuse it into a cannonball?"
GM is probally gonna hate me for this
"I can't thank you enough for this. Would you mind helping me fuse it into a cannonball?"
GM is probally gonna hate me for this
>>51670
"This stuff won't move at all without magick, but I can help you carry the stuff."
Best packhorse.
"This stuff won't move at all without magick, but I can help you carry the stuff."
Best packhorse.
>>51669
I wanna' shake things up.
I an't even remember the last time I made a kill with a Sneak Attack.
I wanna go to Cardishore.
I wanna' shake things up.
I an't even remember the last time I made a kill with a Sneak Attack.
I wanna go to Cardishore.
>>51677
He already got away.
There's more living things in Cardishore, I'll bet; probably with deep pockets too. There's also Tracy's knives collection.
Then again, Torc might just blow the entire top part off of the temple in an hour or two, so I'll wait and see.
He already got away.
There's more living things in Cardishore, I'll bet; probably with deep pockets too. There's also Tracy's knives collection.
Then again, Torc might just blow the entire top part off of the temple in an hour or two, so I'll wait and see.
>>51680
>you have no use for money
I wanna start a guild/cult.
>treasure in the temple that you shouldn't just blow up
You're right.
I wonder if a Wish or Miracle could keep the loot in the building safe. Doesn't sound more difficult than parting the red sea.
>you have no use for money
I wanna start a guild/cult.
>treasure in the temple that you shouldn't just blow up
You're right.
I wonder if a Wish or Miracle could keep the loot in the building safe. Doesn't sound more difficult than parting the red sea.
>Mage hand force: 5lbs
>Telekinesis force: 375lb
>375 pound-force = 1645.84 Newtons
>5lbs = 2.26 Kg
>F=ma
>F= 1645.84
>m = 2.2
>(1645.84) = (2.2)a
>Acceleration roughly equals 750 m/s
>or about Mach 2
>KE=0.5mv^2
>KE=0.5(2.2)(750)^2
>KE=0.6 MJ
I think I did that right, but like any good physics equation, this is assuming spherical bodies in a vacuum.
>Telekinesis force: 375lb
>375 pound-force = 1645.84 Newtons
>5lbs = 2.26 Kg
>F=ma
>F= 1645.84
>m = 2.2
>(1645.84) = (2.2)a
>Acceleration roughly equals 750 m/s
>or about Mach 2
>KE=0.5mv^2
>KE=0.5(2.2)(750)^2
>KE=0.6 MJ
I think I did that right, but like any good physics equation, this is assuming spherical bodies in a vacuum.
>>51686
o_o
What am I looking at? Are you making an argument that you should be able to propel a crystal cannonball at mach 2 (before factoring for wind resistence)?
o_o
What am I looking at? Are you making an argument that you should be able to propel a crystal cannonball at mach 2 (before factoring for wind resistence)?
>>51686
Use True Strike to make sure the attack hits.
It might be even more destructive with a metamagick feat on telekinesis, although that's not possible atm.
Glassteel is only half as heavy as steel, if I'm not mistaken.
Use True Strike to make sure the attack hits.
It might be even more destructive with a metamagick feat on telekinesis, although that's not possible atm.
Glassteel is only half as heavy as steel, if I'm not mistaken.
>>51687
My guess is that he isn't factoring in the effect the exponentiating power of kinetic energy would have on reducing the speed of the projectile
My guess is that he isn't factoring in the effect the exponentiating power of kinetic energy would have on reducing the speed of the projectile
>>51690
I don't want any Tomes of Charisma to be demolished with it. I'd rather kill the undead myself
I don't want any Tomes of Charisma to be demolished with it. I'd rather kill the undead myself
>>51687
Yes, give me a minute and I'll try factoring wind resistance. But firing it straight down should help with gravity
Yes, give me a minute and I'll try factoring wind resistance. But firing it straight down should help with gravity
>>51696
>something is to hit it with something exactly equal in properties?
Use the Hardening spell to add +8 hardness to it.
>something is to hit it with something exactly equal in properties?
Use the Hardening spell to add +8 hardness to it.
>>51706
If you fire it straight down, you could add gravity to your acceleration.
Wait, does speed imply damage?
If you fire it straight down, you could add gravity to your acceleration.
Wait, does speed imply damage?
>>51708
Kinetic energy is the most important factor, and density, impact area, and hardness, are also very relevant
Kinetic energy is the most important factor, and density, impact area, and hardness, are also very relevant
>>51707
Get fucked. You want to roll to suddenly devise a revolutionary technology with no relevant inquiry or research or education with a 9 intelligence?.
Get fucked. You want to roll to suddenly devise a revolutionary technology with no relevant inquiry or research or education with a 9 intelligence?.
>>51727
No, I'm saying that if you're going to have that attitude, I will fucking ban you from my board and I don't give a shit what anyone else thinks, because you piss me off
No, I'm saying that if you're going to have that attitude, I will fucking ban you from my board and I don't give a shit what anyone else thinks, because you piss me off
>>51730
Stop abusing your power, disagreeing is not against the rules,and we aren't gonna be able to do anything untill you do. Remember what gm said yesterday?
Stop abusing your power, disagreeing is not against the rules,and we aren't gonna be able to do anything untill you do. Remember what gm said yesterday?
>>51734
Okay. I don't care. This guy is such an asshole I'd rather he be kept from posting than anything else
Okay. I don't care. This guy is such an asshole I'd rather he be kept from posting than anything else
ALRIGHT
Assuming a streamlined shell, normal air density, normal gravity, and 3 seconds of acceleration
Final Numbers:
>Velocity after release: 2250 m/s or Mach 6.5
>Air resistance: 2021 newtons
>gravity: 22 newtons
>deceleration: 908 m/s
>final velocity at impact: 1342 m/s or Mach 4
>Kinetic Energy: about 2 MJ
I think I did that right
Assuming a streamlined shell, normal air density, normal gravity, and 3 seconds of acceleration
Final Numbers:
>Velocity after release: 2250 m/s or Mach 6.5
>Air resistance: 2021 newtons
>gravity: 22 newtons
>deceleration: 908 m/s
>final velocity at impact: 1342 m/s or Mach 4
>Kinetic Energy: about 2 MJ
I think I did that right
I hope you appreciate the position you've put me in.
>>51739
>continues to ignore drama
Okay, I realized that Force would be better suited than energy here.
The shell would put about 445 tons of force on where ever it impacted.
>continues to ignore drama
Okay, I realized that Force would be better suited than energy here.
The shell would put about 445 tons of force on where ever it impacted.
>>51750
I care that he's such a dick about how he says it
But he's constantly trying to break the game
I care that he's such a dick about how he says it
But he's constantly trying to break the game
>>51754
Pardoned. I understand, but I've noticed he won't listen when he gets to this point so I'm not bothering
Pardoned. I understand, but I've noticed he won't listen when he gets to this point so I'm not bothering
No. He requests that Infernius and Torcuil - if available - log into rabbit
@51760
.........
.........
Is Torc still here?
@51762
>le ashamed pony face
Are you done with this nonsense? That's the issue at hand.
>le ashamed pony face
Are you done with this nonsense? That's the issue at hand.
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I'm here
@51766
>Maybe….
>Maybe….
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@51770
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@51773
And what exactly will (you) stop?
And what exactly will (you) stop?
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Can we just go back to shitposting?
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>>51788
Sure, but Torcuil is the most competent spell-caster, and it would take him 8 days to charge such a wand. The best you can hope for immediately is for someone to cast it on Tracy.
Just cuz you "make" a wand, doesn't mean its complete.
Sure, but Torcuil is the most competent spell-caster, and it would take him 8 days to charge such a wand. The best you can hope for immediately is for someone to cast it on Tracy.
Just cuz you "make" a wand, doesn't mean its complete.
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>>51795
Why would we take the artifact arms away when letting them eat you is so much more delightful to watch?
Why would we take the artifact arms away when letting them eat you is so much more delightful to watch?
We can still, I just wasn't going to assume. Earlier events were a bit disheartening desu.
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>>51810
Constantly bitch about what other PCs try to do, act like you're in charge of the rule, and censor opposition.
Constantly bitch about what other PCs try to do, act like you're in charge of the rule, and censor opposition.
>>51818
Literally nothing has happened to any of the characters, except Thez who just wrapped up a resounding performance; not her best, but there's about 3-400 people gathered in the square now.
Literally nothing has happened to any of the characters, except Thez who just wrapped up a resounding performance; not her best, but there's about 3-400 people gathered in the square now.
>>51821
Trumpaladin resumes hisCampaigning for the now vacant position of Mayor talking to townsfolk and business leaders about the recent catastrophe, and ensuring they are doing all they can to end the danger and rebuild the damage, which is what he has been doing most of the time Tracy has been trying to advance time
Trumpaladin resumes his
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[1d20+21 = 22]
>>51821
Rolling to stealthily place an open hat at the base of the stage while the crown is still focused on her.
>>51821
Rolling to stealthily place an open hat at the base of the stage while the crown is still focused on her.
[1d20 = 2]
Rolling to as unsubtly as possible take over after Thez steps down, and give a "State of Port Barry" speech
Not sure what modifier to use
Rolling to as unsubtly as possible take over after Thez steps down, and give a "State of Port Barry" speech
Not sure what modifier to use
>>51837
I was going to give a speech. Did you think i ask thez to gather the crowd so you could give a speech?
I was going to give a speech. Did you think i ask thez to gather the crowd so you could give a speech?
>>51838
Infernius does have first dibs technically. The only reason that he isn't there already is because his business w/ the Gestapo keeps getting sidelined. Cuz reasons.
Infernius does have first dibs technically. The only reason that he isn't there already is because his business w/ the Gestapo keeps getting sidelined. Cuz reasons.