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Occupied Equestria: New Dawn
Anonymous
UD7hu
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No.99000
99002 99003
Set six years after season 6, Occupied Equestria presents an alternative history where the Changelings have conquered half of Equestria, while a former Equestrian colony - soured to Princess Twilight's notion of harmony with all creatures because of their encounters with griffins - Invaded and took the other half. In Baltimare and the Equestrian Southeast, the magic of friendship has weakened, as Communists, Changeling infiltrators, Fascists, gangs, and corrupt creepy politicians threaten the city. This role play is based in large part upon the Equestria at War mod for Hearts of Iron 4, and uses D&d 3.5e mechanics.

The long train ride from Baltimare to Bales has been interrupted by a group of partisan fighters, claiming to be looking for none other than Pinkie Pie, who has been kept prisoner since the end of the war. They don't seem to have found their prize, but they do seem to have found a very pissed off Brie, Onyx, and Spark, as well as another Bat Pony, and both groups have been interrupted by a new set of intruders. In Baltimare, Silver, Dark Star, and Iron await a new and uncertain dawn.
1761 replies and 79 files omitted.
Anonymous
x25cd
?
No.100025
100026
Eeeee
Anonymous
UD7hu
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No.100026
100027
4AF45398-5D8F-45C4-A935-A2FC75302D1D.jpeg
>>100025

Anonymous
x25cd
?
No.100027
100028
>>100026
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
UD7hu
?
No.100028
100029
Eeeeeee.gif
>>100027

Anonymous
x25cd
?
No.100029
E.jpg
>>100028

Silver
n6J5n
?
No.100030
100031
>>100024
Silver has to experience first-hoof how personally embarrassing it is to leave a store empty-hooved after having found something you like. He trots back out to his cart, taking note of the name of the tailor so he can return after he gets payed.

Well, onto his next stop: the 2 Strong 4 You potions shop he had visited yesterday, or else some other potions shop closer to his current position.
UD7hu
?
No.100031
100032
>>100030
Poor Silver. Literally poor.

"Old Silver horn, you've come again
I feared those ghasts had done you in."

\r
Silver
n6J5n
?
No.100032
100033
>>100031
F, or the poverty equivalent.

Silver taps the bandages around his neck with a smile. "Damn near did. But I have lived on this planet for 68 years; I will be damned before I let it take me now." With a sigh, he places 100 Bits onto the counter. He silently wonders to himself if he told this zebra his name, or if he's just referring to his coat and mane colors. "More of same as last time: two Potions of Hide From Undead."
Anonymous
UD7hu
?
No.100033
100034
>>100032
“Oh, so you are going back for more?
that’s the kind of courage the mares sure adore.
I shall provide your magical potion
Soon enough , your plan’ll be in motion”
Silver
n6J5n
?
No.100034
100035
>>100033
"What can I say? I do not know when to give up." He takes the potions, once they've been procured by the zebra for him. "If this keeps up for much longer, I will end up very poor, and you will end up very rich." With a final salute, he bids the zebra alchemist a good day, and with his list (mostly) filled out and his cart once again hooked up, Silver makes for the catacombs, hopefully to finish this job once and for all.
Anonymous
UD7hu
?
No.100035
100036
>>100034
And thus she hooves over the one or two containers of red liquid, and says

“Any time there are zombies you must purge
Just come to our shop, should you feel the urge.”
Silver
n6J5n
?
No.100036
100037
>>100035
"You certainly are first that comes to mind when I think of potions. Have good day." As stated before, Silver gives her a salute before heading out to the catacombs, finally prepared for what is hopefully his last day of excursions into the catacombs for a while.
Anonymous
UD7hu
?
No.100037
100038 100039
>>100036
What is the goal here? Just to get the books?”
Silver
n6J5n
?
No.100038
>>100037
Skies won't pay him until he gets the books, and he lacks the means to do much about the undead menace, so yeah.
Silver
n6J5n
?
No.100039
100041
>>100037
Plus Silver already searched the whole place and found nothing in terms of loot, so that's out the window.
Anonymous
UD7hu
?
No.100041
100042 100043
8271AFB7-ADB1-4EB9-B89B-4D1AD65F5895.png
>>100039
Ok
Silver
n6J5n
?
No.100042
100043 100065
>>100041
You sound displeased, but there's genuinely nothing else that Silver can do with the catacombs. He's searched the whole area already, he lacks any sort of weapon to effectively deal with the high-AC ghasts, and most anything he does on his own will likely get him killed.
Novice Pussy Handler
zL9So
?
No.100043
100044
>>100041
>>100042
If my person reading is on point, he's hinting there is loot to be found.
Silver
n6J5n
?
No.100044
100045
>>100043
Then he's either keeping it hidden until more than one player goes into the catacombs again, or Silver missed it during his Search spree.
Anonymous
hkFSS
?
No.100045
100046
>>100044
Eeeee
Silver
n6J5n
?
No.100046
100047
>>100045
Eeeee?
Anonymous
hkFSS
?
No.100047
100048 100049
>>100046
Ur the only one on apparently, so I Eee at you! Xp
Anonymous
SFVj4
?
No.100048
100050
7D15FECC-ED6E-42CD-9987-D9E48B229C34.png
>>100047
EEEEEEE
Silver
n6J5n
?
No.100049
100050
1993201__safe_artist-colon-sugar morning_oc_oc-colon-nightglider_oc only_animated_bat pony_bat pony oc_chest fluff_chibi_cute_ear piercin.gif
>>100047

Anonymous
hkFSS
?
No.100050
100051
>>100048
>>100049
Thats fuckin adorable
Silver
n6J5n
?
No.100051
1993987__safe_artist-colon-silfoe_oc_oc-colon-pterus_royal sketchbook_adopted offspring_apple_bat pony_bat pony oc_book_bookshelf_colt_de.jpg
1981252__safe_artist-colon-drawtheuniverse_oc_oc-colon-gallica_oc-colon-noveske_oc only_bat pony_bat pony oc_duo_eeee_pony_simple backgro.png
1958845__safe_artist-colon-star-dash-masterr_oc_oc-colon-gadassi dash_bat pony_bat pony oc_conductor_conductor's baton_cute_eeee_female_m.png
2015133__safe_artist-colon-replica_edit_editor-colon-twitchyylive_oc_oc-colon-nolegs_oc only_bat bucket_bat pony_bat pony oc_bucket_comic.png
2016709__safe_artist-colon-puetsua_oc_oc-colon-eclipse lim_bat pony_bat pony oc_ear fluff_eeee_eye chart_glasses_nearsighted_pony_solo_sw.jpg
>>100050
I'm bored, so here's some more eeee.
Anonymous
SFVj4
?
No.100052
100053 100058
So... who actually wants to play?
Novice Pussy Handler
zL9So
?
No.100053
100054
>>100052
If you're up for it, sure.
Anonymous
SFVj4
?
No.100054
100055
>>100053
Sure

As they come closer, Iron can see the outline of a structure. It’s made out of large black stones, or possibly even carved out of a rocky outcrop. The design is extremely simple - rectangular, low, but still monolithic

Pear - “That’s it.”
Novice Pussy Handler
zL9So
?
No.100055
100056
>>100054
Iron nods.
He remain ever so vigilant for any sort of guards, trying his best to use the foilage available to his advantage.
SFVj4
?
No.100056
100057
[1d20 = 20]
>>100055

Novice Pussy Handler
zL9So
?
No.100057
100059
>>100056
...is that good?
Silver
n6J5n
?
No.100058
>>100052
I know you're disappointed, but I mean, I am here...
Anonymous
SFVj4
?
No.100059
100060
>>100057
As Iron nears, it looks like there is a clearing before the temple - assuming this is indeed a temple, and not a rock formation, although the top looks a little too flat, and the sides and corners too square for that. The temple is to the right, and to the left is one tent. There do indeed appear to be a trio of ponies by it, two standing and looking at the third, whose head is propped up on a crate as he lay on his back.
Novice Pussy Handler
zL9So
?
No.100060
100061
>>100059
Focusing on the tent on the left, he tries to get closer to it as far as the foilage lets him in order to get a better look of their equipment.
Anonymous
SFVj4
?
No.100061
100062
>>100060
Guns, for sure, though only one is immediately holding his. At least one of them has on shinning apparel
Novice Pussy Handler
zL9So
?
No.100062
100063
>>100061
Iron measures the distance required for a hoof attack.
He then looks to Pear.
"Where are we exactly?"
Anonymous
SFVj4
?
No.100063
100064
>>100062
“This is an entrance to the structure. That tent there is one of the ones we erected.”
Novice Pussy Handler
zL9So
?
No.100064
100065
>>100063
"So that tent is one entrace to the temple?"
Anonymous
SFVj4
?
No.100065
100066 100067 100075
>>100042
The purpose originally was to be cash reward upon clearing the catacombs from the original quest giver. No one seems to want to do that. And no one looked to requisition special weapons or explosives for the task, just... I know this is my fault, but goddamn does it damped my enthusiasm

>>100064
“No, the entrance is the hole in the black structure over there on the left. The tent is tent.”
Anonymous
SFVj4
?
No.100066
>>100065
Uh, on the right of the tent
Novice Pussy Handler
zL9So
?
No.100067
100068
>>100065
To be completely fair, rolling to confirm attack as well as to hit to hit a 21 DC monster will definitely spook the newbies.
Iron nods, confirming the entrance to the temple seems to be only guarded by the ponies at the tent.
He looks over to Cauldron.
"Do you think you can disarm these ponies as well?"
Anonymous
SFVj4
?
No.100068
100069
>>100067
“When they are holding the weapons, it is more difficult. Even when they are inattentive.”
Novice Pussy Handler
zL9So
?
No.100069
100070
>>100068
Iron ponders for a bit, trying to tell if he can rush them and beat them all up in a jiffy through great cleave and a charge.
Anonymous
UD7hu
?
No.100070
100074
>>100069
Hmmm... maybe in a full round?

The tent is closest to brush behind it
Anonymous
VmXgQ
?
No.100071
100072
Am here
Eeeee
Anonymous
UD7hu
?
No.100072
100073
>>100071
Okay, so Brie can start the next day.

We can skip police storming the train in Canterlot in the interest of time and pacing
Anonymous
VmXgQ
?
No.100073
100079
>>100072
Sure
Brie totally didn't fall asleep in the cabin with the Lings btw,....
Novice Pussy Handler
zL9So
?
No.100074
100079
>>100070
Hm.
Iron, knowing he's pretty beat up still, decides to try and get ponies to come even closer than they already are from him.
He looks towards his teamates, walking towards any available stick.
"Spread out. I am luring these ponies here."
Silver
n6J5n
?
No.100075
100076 100079
>>100065
I'm right with you, there. I hate leaving things unfinished like that. If Silver had those SMGs in working order and even just one other player in case of Fort save failure, I would send him in, but half the party is halfway across the state, Iron is in the middle of his own thing, and Star doesn't seem interested at all.

As far as special weapons and explosives go...I mean, I'm not sure how any of us would even go about acquiring those, or where to start, much less paying for all of it without spending more money than the job would provide. You also seem very adamant in no player having access to SMGs in any circumstance, but that's a whole different thing.
Novice Pussy Handler
zL9So
?
No.100076
100077
>>100075
If you want Iron to tag along, you could try gathering information of his whereabouts, which is right on Cauldron's apartment, and then knock on the door and offer money to him. That should solve your second issue. As of the first, I think spamming holy water as a throwable could make it quite easy.
Silver
n6J5n
?
No.100077
>>100076
Well, once Silver fixes his money problems, I'm certain he would seek him out. Don't want to drag you out of your dream before you reach a satisfying conclusion yet though, so it'll be a bit, either in-game or in real life.
Holy water seems kinda useless, reading back through its page on the wiki. Feel like what Silver got of it is just going to go to waste.
Anonymous
VmXgQ
?
No.100078
100082
>>10007 →
So in the aftermath of the train being hijacked and lots of ponies getting murdered, and stabbing a bat-pony who was actually a good (ish) guy,...
Nothing happened?
Anonymous
UD7hu
?
No.100079
100080 100081 100085
>>100075
Just ask the Blackhooves to put the Submachine gun in working order telling them you need it for the mission, Ash for explosives for the same purpose, or alternatively, buy sone fertilizer and sone diesel to make home-made ANFO bombs, plant explosives around the catacombs while using the hide from undead, then get a big set of speakers and start blasting “The Trooper” by Iron Maiden like they do in World War Z (the novel), dramatically cock the submachine gun, light the fuse, and blast away at the undead hordes. Well, use a Phonigraph that plays Kalinka loudly, but you get the idea

>>100073
Always stay awake, so it’s harder for them to eat you.

>>100074
He’s in a forest. There are sticks everywhere
Novice Pussy Handler
zL9So
?
No.100080
100082
>>100079
No comment? Well ok.
Iron picks up a stick, gets as close to the edge of the foilage near the guards as possible, and snaps it to cause noise that would hopefully lure them closer.
Anonymous
VmXgQ
?
No.100081
100086
>>100079
But they just ate,....
Anonymous
UD7hu
?
No.100082
100083 100087
>>100078
Well, obviously police would come investigate when the train arrives in Canterlot, and at least the RPO would be switched out. Probably most passengers would be allowed to continue, although on a delayed schedule.

>>100080
Roll Die
zL9So
?
No.100083
100084 100085 100086
[1d20 = 20]
>>100082
Rolling
Anonymous
VmXgQ
?
No.100084
>>100083
#winning
Silver
n6J5n
?
No.100085
100092
>>100079
Thanks for the tip, but...I dunno, might just be the pessimism I've inherited from my mom talking, but I've got a list of reasons goin' on in my head on why none of that would likely work.

>>100083
>all of these 20s for the dream
Silver's gonna fuckin' die the moment he needs to make a roll.
Anonymous
UD7hu
?
No.100086
100088
>>100083
The breaking of the twig sounds almost like the crack of a rifle, it’s as loud as one too. The three ponies look over.

>>100081
Then maybe he’s safe to go to sleep around them

Anonymous
VmXgQ
?
No.100087
100089
>>100082
I'm a little thrown off (not entirely because) since we're jumping ahead. So we're on our way again. The Lings have seen the train so far, Brie got to kill some shit,... good times. Brie isn't exactly incentivized to leave the cabin, for the time being, especially since he absconded with firearms from the invaders (I'm sure the police would ask about those).
Novice Pussy Handler
zL9So
?
No.100088
100089
>>100086
Seeing how he got the ponies' attention, he awaits to see if they come over to investigate the twig's rifle-like sound.
Should sound noteworthy when it sounds so clsoe to their proximity.
Anonymous
UD7hu
?
No.100089
100090 100091
>>100087
So normally my commitment to realism would have Brie be questioned by Police on arrival in Canterlot Brie dropped his disguise in front of witnesses. We could skip that if you really want to get to the border crossing. Of course, this scene could change a lot

>>100088
They pick up their rifles, and look over
“Que es eso?”
“¿Crees que puede haber sido un gato grande?”
“¿Como un puma?”
“¿Qué diablos es un puma?”
Novice Pussy Handler
zL9So
?
No.100090
100092
>>100089
So they think Iron's a panther from sound alone it seems.
Iron, deciding to try to imitate what a panther would do, picks up another branch.
He places the tip of it on a tree and scratches the wood hard to pretend to be it sharpening its claws.
Anonymous
VmXgQ
?
No.100091
100092 100096
>>100089
I'd gather the police would have more than questions, but if you're giving me the chance to skip that, I'm not going to object
UD7hu
?
No.100092
100093
[1d2 = 2]
>>100085
Silver: The character can’t go to sleep and dream in a locked room in broad daylight!Changelings will abduct him!
Me: If Changelings we’re going to try to abduct a party member, they’d take the form of a sloot in a bar laying a trap, and they’d do it at night.

Also Silver, a little later: hey look! Silver is sleeping on Skies’ lap in a bar. Also I’m pretty sure she’s feeding off of him.

>>100090
They continue looking over, vigilant

Cauldron, whispering
“Am I supposed to sneak up behind them and knock them out, or something?

>>100091

Novice Pussy Handler
zL9So
?
No.100093
100094
>>100092
Iron, feeling like they're not dumb enough to actually come to what they think it could be a panther, simply nods.
The tip of the branch is scratching the bark off of that tree with a calm, concise flow of a long vertical slice.
UD7hu
?
No.100094
100095
[1d20 = 3]
>>100093
Cauldron slinks off
Novice Pussy Handler
zL9So
?
No.100095
100096
>>100094
Cauldron needs some practice. Holy heck.
Anonymous
UD7hu
?
No.100096
100097 100098 100099
>>100091
The dice say Brie must be interrogated

>>100095
They are now distracted by a different sound
Anonymous
VmXgQ
?
No.100097
100102
>>100096
Get on with it then
grumbles something about rolling his own probability dice
Anonymous
UD7hu
?
No.100098
100102 100103 100105
>>100096
Actually,

Brie is awakened to a large mass on his chest, pinning him down, and a loud Katydid noise

zL9So
?
No.100099
100100
[1d20+5 = 22]
>>100096
Dangit.
Iron, knowing that the panther routine will probably not work when they heard something somewhere else, decides to throw a rock as fast and hard as possible to possibly tear a hole straight through it in order to cause even more ruckus towards his side.
UD7hu
?
No.100100
100101
[1d20 = 3]
>>100099
That’s... really loud.

Well, they are spooked in Iron’s direction alright
Novice Pussy Handler
zL9So
?
No.100101
100102
>>100100
Are these considered dubs? Also is dice Cauldron's attempt at being sneaky again?
Anonymous
UD7hu
?
No.100102
100104
>>100101
Yes...

>>100097
See >>100098
Anonymous
VmXgQ
?
No.100103
100106
>>100098
Didn't I just say he didn't fall asleep?
zL9So
?
No.100104
100106
[1d20+5 = 24]
>>100102
I'll beat you to it.
Iron, having lost the guards' attention again, picks another rock and chucks it at the side of the tent again for another loud noise.
Anonymous
VmXgQ
?
No.100105
100106
>>100098
"Am I being detained?"
Anonymous
UD7hu
?
No.100106
100107 100108 100258
>>100104
Okay, that’s definitely noticed. So much so they probably think they are under attack

Roll die for luck

>>100103
I figured the “totally” meant that anything that followed in the sentence was ironic.

Anyways, Brie would have seen the sun rise as the train increases in elevation up the side of a mountain, overlooking a long valley, forest and farms, and eventually slowing down as it enters a town of black roofs and stone buildings, then enters a beige station with a number of police in both black and blue along the red-lined platforms. Police would have knocked on Brie’s door and answered it themselves. Police would have had surprisingly few questions for Brie besides what his motive was for doing what he did (like if he knew the officer was an officer, why he attacked the rebels, what exactly happened in the RPO, what he was doing in the RPO, why he was on the train, and so forth). At some point, they shine a bright light in Brie’s eyes.

>>100105
Well, if he doesn’t fall asleep, forget that


zL9So
?
No.100107
100109
[1d20 = 14]
>>100106
DICE GODS, SAVE ME FROM THY FOES!
Anonymous
VmXgQ
?
No.100108
100109
>>100106
It was ironic, it was a joke about how I fell asleep during the MLP stream.
Anonymous
UD7hu
?
No.100109
100110 100119
>>100107
They shoot into the forest sort of in Iron’s direction. They shoot blindly and do not hit him.

>>100108
Oh
Novice Pussy Handler
zL9So
?
No.100110
100111
>>100109
Nice.
Iron lays low. He keeps an eye out for any brave ponies that could try to close in on his position, ready to ambush anyone that does.
UD7hu
?
No.100111
100112 100113
[1d20 = 5]
>>100110
3rd time’s the charm
Novice Pussy Handler
zL9So
?
No.100112
>>100111
Internal screaming.
UD7hu
?
No.100113
100114 100117
[1d20+2 = 7]
[2d20 = 33]
>>100111
Okay, that’s it

This is happening
Dice 2d20
Anonymous
UD7hu
?
No.100114
100117
>>100113
And... Cauldron loses initiative to the two bandits
UD7hu
?
No.100115
100116 100117
[2d20 = 20]

UD7hu
?
No.100116
100117
[10d20 = 62]
[10d20 = 143]
[2d6 = 9]
>>100115
>>100115
Cauldron is shot, but she pulls up her submachine gun, and shoots back at them
ojq+W
?
No.100117
100118
[1d20+8 = 27]
>>100113
>>100114
>>100115
>>100116
Hey, wait up!
Iron, seeing the battle Cauldron is in, rushes from within the foilage to try and help out in this dire predicament.
He charges at the nearest guard, going for a swift buck to the head for maximum damage.
If I can actually charge them.
Anonymous
UD7hu
?
No.100118
100121
>>100117
A lucky thing too, as while one of the bandits is shot to pieces, the other is barely hit
Anonymous
VmXgQ
?
No.100119
100120
>>100109
So he's being sat on?
Anonymous
UD7hu
?
No.100120
>>100119
No, he is not. That scene is not happening
ojq+W
?
No.100121
[1d3+12 = 13]
>>100118
Falcon Buck damage.
Novice Pussy Handler
zL9So
?
No.100123
100124
Poke
Silver
n6J5n
?
No.100124
100125
>>100123
Better roll for it.
zL9So
?
No.100125
100126
[1d20 = 18]
>>100124
If you say so.
Silver
n6J5n
?
No.100126
100127
>>100125
Reeeeeeee, you poked me!
Novice Pussy Handler
zL9So
?
No.100127
100128
>>100126
Ah ha! The coup de grace hath been striken! Surrender your mares and you shall live without more pokes!
n6J5n
?
No.100128
100129
[1d20 = 12]
>>100127
Never give in! Never surrender!
zL9So
?
No.100129
100130
[1d20 = 7]
>>100128
GAH! You cunning pony! Thou hast spirit to spare! Fine! I shall poke you to submission!
n6J5n
?
No.100130
100131
[1d20 = 14]
>>100129
Aha! It appears thine dice god have forsaken thou! Have at you!
zL9So
?
No.100131
100132
[1d20 = 4]
>>100130
OOF! Nay! I shan't lose faith to the dice god! He will deliver thou to your demise for your blasphemy, cretin!
n6J5n
?
No.100132
100133
[1d20 = 3]
>>100131
Your hubris is an affront to thine dice god. Shall we continue, or has thou realized the fault in thine ways?
zL9So
?
No.100133
100134
[1d20 = 6]
>>100132
Ha ha! You have spouted your blasphemous rhetoric for far too long! Thou shall receive the wrath of the dice god for your disrespectful dismissal of his existence!
Silver
n6J5n
?
No.100134
100136
>>100133
Hmm. It appears we are at stalemate. Shall we call a truce, while we still have some favor with our deities?
Anonymous
ov1u/
?
No.100135
100136 100137
458B2C42-9EFB-40E3-9035-5266776AFD03.png
What’s going on here?
Novice Pussy Handler
zL9So
?
No.100136
>>100135
Oh hey. Just goofing around. Ready to keep going?
>>100134
I agree. I believe there is a hidden meaning in this encounter we must mull over. For now, we shall face the trails each one of us has ahead.
Silver
n6J5n
?
No.100137
>>100135
Just a fair bit of sport, my fine fellow!
Anonymous
UD7hu
?
No.100138
100139 100140
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Is anypony there?
Anonymous
x25cd
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No.100139
100141
>>100138
Yep
Anonymous
5zbdT
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No.100140
100141
_Boop 3.png
>>100138

Anonymous
UD7hu
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No.100141
100142
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>>100139
>>100140
Gah!
Anonymous
x25cd
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No.100142
>>100141
10/10 would lewd
Novice Pussy Handler
8op0r
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No.100143
100144
Bap

Anonymous
wqhU3
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No.100144
100145
>>100143
Bep
Silver
wqhU3
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No.100145
100146
>>100144
It's Silver, by the way.
Novice Pussy Handler
8op0r
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No.100146
100147
>>100145
Sadly, I can't into inconsequential RP. Don't want to prematurely reach bump limit.
Probably GM will be here in about 3 to 4 hours.
[He might make me eat these words if he suddenly responds
Your God
ov1u/
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No.100147
100148
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>>100146

Novice Pussy Handler
8op0r
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No.100148
>>100147
Well shit. Words for dinner tonight.
Maybe. Your ID makes me doubtful
Anonymous
ov1u/
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No.100149
100150 100153
So yes, Dark Dtar is free to do his next thing. Iron should be finishing up his adventure though I hope I don’t fuck up this ending

Brie should be starting his day, hopefully arriving in Bales.
I don’t generally want to question any actions of characters, but I’m unsure about the wisdom of staying up the remainder of the train ride. Obviously it would prevent being completely snuck up on, but the only place that would be particularly likely is upon arrival in a station, meaning it would only be necessary to be awake in the 5 or so minutes prior to arrival in the station. I would think the train would awaken passengers through an intercom anyways, so they don’t miss their stop. Brie’s weird cat-things should be able to give him at least some notice of any intruder entering the room. Not sleeping runs the real possibility if being fatigued later, and most importantly, prevents healing of wounds
Novice Pussy Handler
8op0r
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No.100150
100151
>>100149
I can't right at this moment but soon
Just to make sure we are in the same page, it would continue after Iron knocks the barely hit pony while Cauldron gunned down the other, right?
Anonymous
UD7hu
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No.100151
100152
>>100150
Yes. The immediate danger is cleared, although with loud as hell gunshots
Novice Pussy Handler
8op0r
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No.100152
100154
>>100151
Alright, laptop is up but is being held by phone wifi. Ready to start?
Anonymous
8rF+b
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No.100153
100154
>>100149
Dark Star kisses Blue then says
"I gotta go talk to sea breeze."
Anonymous
UD7hu
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No.100154
100155
>>100153
*coo*

>>100152
Iron's next move?
Novice Pussy Handler
/X5DW
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No.100155
100156
>>100154
Iron decides to pick up some rope and tie the now unconscious pony in order to neutralize him for the time being.
After this, he cranes his head towards the entrance in front of him.
"Pear, do you remember if there were any traps from that entrance onwards?"

Anonymous
UD7hu
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No.100156
100157
>>100155
"Inside of the temple? You must understand that these temples are not full temples, like the pyramids to the sungoddess elsewhere in the valley. These are stone slabs of basalt placed over caverns that lead into undergound watershed and rivers - believed by the Neighuatl to be entrances to the underworld. There should be no traps in the conventional sense, but that is not to say there is no danger."
Novice Pussy Handler
/X5DW
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No.100157
100158
>>100156
Iron nods.
"I am simply making sure."
With that, he walks inside. He is a bit anxious over the dangers of entering a place where the dead go to the underworld, but knows that he has to beat up that maroon colored stallion that threatens the entire group. Besides, he could get some money from this whole endeavour and he's not one to back away from profit.
Anonymous
UD7hu
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No.100158
100159
>>100157
Do you want unprovoked knowledge tidbits from Pear, ask more questions, or just go in raw without commentary and only receive descriptions?
As stated before, the temple seems to be built with large stone slabs of pure black, maybe two feet thick, four feet across, and eight feet long... err, 2/3 of a meter thick, more than a meter across and two and a half meters long. The blocks seem to be overlapped by some unknown arcane means, and there is a flat roof above an entrance some 20ft/ 6 meters wide, and 10ft/3 meters high. To each side are recessed little portions of the wall, perhaps as many as three recesses on each side. Some of these are in the wall, recessed like a book shelf. Some are layered, like a flight of stairs almost. For this area, natural light comes inside from a setting sun, illuminating this portion with a reddish light. Some of the recesses have decayed plant matter, sone of them have pottery. Sone are simply empty.
Novice Pussy Handler
/X5DW
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No.100159
100160
>>100158
Unprovoked tidbits, please.
Iron decides to inspect the pottery more closely.
Anonymous
UD7hu
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No.100160
100161
>>100159
“Small little gifts to deceased ancestors would sometimes be placed around the entrance of these temples”

The pot is circular with a convex middle section, and a a rim that extends outwards. There are no handles. It’s a beige color that looks like the original color of the fired clay, but with a very faded blue band around the center. All in all, it isn’t that fancy
Novice Pussy Handler
/X5DW
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No.100161
100162
>>100160
Iron feels like he shouldn't mess with this pottery, even though it could be worth a fortune. Otherwise, the gods may see him in a bad light and not help out from what Pear had just said. He shakes his head, opting to see the decaying plants instead. Maybe some could be useful to Cauldron and not be decayed.
Anonymous
UD7hu
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No.100162
100163
>>100161
The piece of plant matter are black, and fairly long

Cauldron adds
“Looks like it used to be a plucked flower”
Novice Pussy Handler
/X5DW
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No.100163
100164
>>100162
Iron nods. He must be careful not to disturb these presents of the dead or else the gods will probably not help him.
He walks over to the entrance to see what's inside.
Anonymous
UD7hu
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No.100164
100165
>>100163
Didn’t he already go through the entrance?
Novice Pussy Handler
/X5DW
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No.100165
100166
>>100164
Did he? Shit. I thought there was another room inside this temple.
Iron blinks in confusion. "Why would the guards guard a graveyard?" he utters.
Anonymous
UD7hu
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No.100166
100167
>>100165
“I don’t know... maybe they thought the idols themselves were valuable. Maybe they were looking for gold tossed into the cistern. Maybe they didn’t understand what was here. Maybe they just wanted to rob us.”
Novice Pussy Handler
/X5DW
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No.100167
100168
>>100166
Iron furrows his brow.
"This does not seem right. Are you sure this is the whole temple?"
Anonymous
UD7hu
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No.100168
100169
>>100167
“Of course it isn’t. It extends into the cavern.”
Novice Pussy Handler
/X5DW
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No.100169
100170
>>100168
"Oh."
Iron slaps himself on the face to try and shake off the lack of attention he's currently having. He looks further into the caverns and continues walking there.
Anonymous
UD7hu
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No.100170
100171
>>100169
The floor at the entrance looks artificial or carved, being perfectly flat. As he goes further, the ground becomes tougher and uneven. He also strays away from the increasingly dim twilight outside. It becomes black. The air becomes cooler, more moist.

Iron may need light to continue deeper
Novice Pussy Handler
/X5DW
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No.100171
100172
>>100170
Iron hums, actually rather stumpted on how to light the way. He knows that tripping himself up is going to be a likely outcome, and falling over dead pony's gifts is a sureway to lose the gods' cooperation. He looks back towards the group. "Does anyone of you have anything to see through the darkness?"
Anonymous
UD7hu
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No.100172
100173
>>100171
Cauldron pulls a flashlight from her pack, and turns on the black instrument, projecting a cone of light some feet forward

Pear: “I lost mine when the bandits attacked”
Novice Pussy Handler
/X5DW
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No.100173
100174
>>100172
Íron nods, slightly relieved Cauldron has magic to light the way, albeit in a short cone.
(It will have to do.)
He looks to Cauldron.
"Use some of your rope to tie your cone of magic light to my head."
Anonymous
UD7hu
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No.100174
100175
>>100173
“... okay”

She takes some twine, and wraps the flashlight around Iron’s head as instructed
Novice Pussy Handler
/X5DW
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No.100175
100176 100177
>>100174
Item acquired: Earth Poner Horn! (Only a literal light show)

Iron, now having light in front of him, startst the trek again. He mostly looks at the ground by the off chance he could step on as he continues his travel further deep into the cavern.
Anonymous
UD7hu
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No.100176
100178
>>100175
The pathway is fairly narrow, maybe two meters in width at most points, although varying. it proceeds downwards, but unevenly. Indeed, the ground is fairly uneven. Mostly the roof of this path is free of obstacles. Iron can only really see to his side, not in front of him
Anonymous
UD7hu
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No.100177
100178
>>100175
"What are you looking for?"
Pear asks
Novice Pussy Handler
/X5DW
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No.100178
100179
>>100176
W0t? Why my side?
Iron tries to the best of his ability to climb down this uneven and slightly steep terrain.
>>100177
He looks back at Pear.
"I would believe the boss would be inside, overseeing whatever process may be down here. Who knows? Maybe he has found something of value and is currently fawning over it."
Anonymous
UD7hu
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No.100179
100180
>>100178
He can see in front of him, but not to his sides

"I would think he would fawn in a more well lit location"
At this point, the air becomes noticeably moist, and the cavern opens into something wider
Novice Pussy Handler
/X5DW
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No.100180
100181
>>100179
"Maybe there is light at the end of this cavern."
Iron steps forth, slightly excited for what's coming.
Anonymous
UD7hu
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No.100181
100182 100183
>>100180
Hmmm... I think this may need to wait until tomorrow to make sure it is done right
Novice Pussy Handler
/X5DW
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No.100182
>>100181
Sure thing.
Iron's giddiness needs to be charged.
Anonymous
eBX6T
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No.100183
100184
>>100181
Boop
Silver
wqhU3
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No.100184
>>100183
Beep
Anonymous
UD7hu
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No.100185
100186
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Blep
Anonymous
8rF+b
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No.100186
100187
>>100185
A Cute!
Silver
wqhU3
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No.100187
>>100186
Agreed!
Anonymous
ov1u/
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No.100188
100189
Here’s a video that explains a small portion of my frustration with Naval Combat after the update:
https://youtu.be/UjI4fW8mBgg
Novice Pussy Handler
VWNji
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No.100189
>>100188
Oof. Here I thought land-based combat was complex
Silver
wqhU3
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No.100190
100191
Things have been quiet on this Saturday.
Novice Pussy Handler
VWNji
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No.100191
100192
>>100190
Sometimes, there is a need for silence to reminisce.
Silver
wqhU3
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No.100192
100193
>>100191
If you say so?
Novice Pussy Handler
VWNji
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No.100193
100194
>>100192
You know what goes well with silence? Action.
Boop.
Silver
wqhU3
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No.100194
>>100193
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Anonymous
JeC4v
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No.100195
100196 100197
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So...
Novice Pussy Handler
VWNji
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No.100196
100198
>>100195
I have robbed Silver of his snout with a boop.
Think you're up to the finale of Iron's somewhat wet dream?
Silver
wqhU3
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No.100197
100198
>>100195
Saw something happen in a game of EaW I've never seen happen before: Nova Griffonia never went to war with Virgilia.
JeC4v
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No.100198
100199 100200
>>100196
And thus Iron is the victor in the Iron-Silver War

I’m not certain. I think there is a good chance I can do a segment tonight, but perhaps not immediately.

>>100197
Don’t they have to go to war and keep Nova Griffonia off for two months to gain independence?
\r
Silver
wqhU3
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No.100199
100201
>>100198
Nope. Somehow, they never went to war, and they were both allowed to go down their focus trees as if they had won the civil war.
Novice Pussy Handler
VWNji
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No.100200
100201
>>100198
I can feel the hype!
Silver has been annexed, granting me pickles and light. Only drawback is that he keeps rubbing me and calling me Master for some reason. I'm younger than he is, how come I am the Master?
Definitely non-canon.
Anonymous
JeC4v
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No.100201
100202 100203
>>100200
>>100200
Your Silver engages in rubbing and other contact because he’s fairly tactile, and uses touching as a way of interacting with other equines. As for if he is calling you master... just as well, considering that he can get a little “aggressive” when he’s the master.

>>100199
Okay... that’s probably a bug
Novice Pussy Handler
VWNji
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No.100202
100203 100204
>>100201
Oh. My Silver didn't come with a manual, so I had no idea he did that. While I like having light and pickles, is there any way to lessen the amount of rubbing? He's rubbing my Cauldron a bit too much and I'm getting quite nervous that he'll try to... place himself as a 'master' to her, as you've stated.
Silver
wqhU3
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No.100203
>>100201
Probably something he would do, too.

>>100202
Assert your dominance.
Anonymous
JeC4v
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No.100204
100205 100209
>>100202
Sadly, there’s not too much you can do in that regard
Novice Pussy Handler
VWNji
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No.100205
100206
>>100204
Drat. I think I'll have to buy the cone and some water sprayer if that's the case.
JeC4v
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No.100206
100207
>>100205
>>100205
If he gets too aggressive, spritz him with water loaded into a spray bottle
\r
Novice Pussy Handler
VWNji
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No.100207
100208 100213
>>100206
I had tried it, but then he got so down. He wouldn't even stand up to greet me whenever I came back from destroying a bandit camp, even when I brought little balls of fish meat he seems to like. Seeing my Silver so depressed is so saddening.
Anonymous
JeC4v
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No.100208
100210
>>100207
I KNOW

That’s how he gets you
Anonymous
v864x
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No.100209
100210
>>100204
bullets would work well.
Novice Pussy Handler
VWNji
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No.100210
>>100208
I guess that it has to be done in order to preserve my Cauldron's ownership. I'll need to hug her after a while for how bad I'll feel. Maybe she'll like them.
>>100209
If I feel bad for spraying my Silver with water, I'd definitely feel worse if I were to use a toy gun.
Novice Pussy Handler
rkUWX
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No.100212
Boop?
Anonymous
BHdKb
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No.100213
100214 100215
>>100207
What even is this post supposed to mean?
Novice Pussy Handler
rkUWX
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No.100214
100223
>>100213
The world may never know.
Anonymous
BHdKb
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No.100215
100216
>>100213
>>99926
Okay, so in the normal use of the English language the word “heel” refers either to the area below the ankle in the foot in human anatomy, or a command to a dog to to follow closely. However, looking it up, I was able to find that the term is used in professional wrestling to refer to a designated villain - a character designed to be hated by the audience. Maybe the post is saying Skies is an I likable character? But moreso, the “best” unlikable character? Searching through urban dictionary I found an entry that makes more sense: a heel as a person who “behaves poorly, especially towards a woman.” If this is the meaning used, it refers to Silver, as the post is made in response to Skies believing a statement made by Silver - intended to be a joke - as Silver mocking her values. Which of course happens pretty regularly for Silver, thus making him “best heel.”
Novice Pussy Handler
rkUWX
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No.100216
100217 100223
>>100215
The second definition sounds way better so we'll go with that.
Anonymous
BHdKb
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No.100217
100218 100219
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>>100216

Novice Pussy Handler
rkUWX
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No.100218
100223
>>100217
Something wrong?

Anonymous
v864x
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No.100219
100220
>>100217
Iron Makes a great Heel Tbh
Anonymous
BHdKb
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No.100220
100221 100222
>>100219
I can absolutely see him as the designated villain in a professional wrestling match
Anonymous
8rF+b
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No.100221
100222
>>100220
Macho Pony:Iron Savge. Ooooooh Yeah
Novice Pussy Handler
rkUWX
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No.100222
>>100220
>>100221
Do you smell what the Stone is cooking?

Anonymous
BHdKb
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No.100223
100224
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>>100218
>>100216
>>100214

Novice Pussy Handler
rkUWX
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No.100224
100225
>>100223
Uh... you seem to have placed your lower lips further down than usual, making your mouth open slightly as if to show you're hungry maybe?
Anonymous
BHdKb
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No.100225
100226 100227
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>>100224

Anonymous
GWcwm
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No.100226
_DarkStar_.png
>>100225

Novice Pussy Handler
rkUWX
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No.100227
100228
>>100225
Wait, now you've closed it. Hrm.
Maybe it means you need to wash your teeth? They are quite exposed to brushie time.