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Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.8954
8956
This bread is not for you! This is a very special bread, made entirely of mixed nuts.
Welcome back to the Game, where right now we're discussing how Tracy can't hide the fact that she sometimes catches fire.
505 replies and 126 files omitted.
Anonymous
zy8AH
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No.9361
9362
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Sadly I have to do a bit more thinking on character before jumping into the game. I have been a bit busy today so I haven't been able to think about what, and who, I want be playing as. I also see that there is so much to choose from. But I promise to come up with something soon.
GM
iVeI0
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No.9362
9367
>>9361
Don't worry, we usually wait until Friday to really play. Weekdays are just bants and character RP n such.
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
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No.9363
9364
>>9353
I can do that.
Might just burn down a structure for the fuck of it, if something puts her in a really bad mood.
>>9360
How did that last bluff check work on spreading the rumor?
Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9364
>>9363
You'll have to wait and see. Xp
the whole 'talking hoers' thing gave you a significant bonus
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
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No.9365
9384
I'm confused: Can my character attain the Chaotic Mind feat with her stats?
Anonymous
cc189
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No.9366
9368 9369 9371 9372 9374 9375 9381
>>9359
>>9360
She needs to be recalled soon. Her report will probably be something like "yeah she's evil now - I mean, she's an active threat - but she never revealed where she his the money, and in any event she's way the hell out of our jurisdiction. Now, there are dozens of undefended towns to annex towns full of people in need of the Word of Football. Let's go!"

please no play tonight or tomorrow, I have to fly all over the fucking country starting very very early tomorrow morning
Anonymous
zy8AH
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No.9367
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>>9362
Good. Gives me a day to think.
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
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No.9368
>>9366
Ah, I'd better kill her then.
Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9369
9370 9377
>>9366
>trying to hijack an NPC Xp
Have a safe trip
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
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No.9370
9377
>>9369
Also, this!
You've been doing this for a while now.
Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9371
>>9366
be safe faggot.
Anonymous
zy8AH
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No.9372
>>9366
Have a pleasant trip. Bonus I have an extra day to think about character on.

Anonymous
cc189
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No.9373
9384
Well, if I can make an action between now and then, it would be to have Fae turn back and head to Trump tower once she's confident the firebug has left

Also, is there still an un or under employed segment of Port Barry's population?
Anonymous
S3rKF
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No.9374
>>9366
Have fun, we promise we won't kill eachother while you're gone
>hides recreational nuke
Sad Alex
DywN4
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No.9375
9376 9378
>>9366
Ill try to stop tracy from raping you again.
Anonymous
S3rKF
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No.9376
9378
>>9375
shhh... shhh...
let the natraul order happen
Anonymous
cc189
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No.9377
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>>9370
>>9369
>Implying the Paladin's mount isn't an extension of the Paladin
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
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No.9378
9379 9383
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>>9375
You sure about that, m8? Because I'm not joking when I say I'll have her kill your character in his sleep, drain his blood and eat his beating heart (willing to include graphic greentext, upon request).
>>9376
>*notes to stir haggis when in the same city*
Anonymous
cc189
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No.9379
9380 9382 9388
>>9378
But Alex Jones is woke as fuck
Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9380
9382 9396
>>9379
put me under your protecion.
Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9381
>>9366
My bad, thought this post was from Tracy. Carry on.
I lose more sleep to this thread
Sad Alex
DywN4
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No.9382
>>9379
>>9380
This.sign up this globalist fighter for protection as well mr.president.
Anonymous
S3rKF
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No.9383
9388 9389
>>9378
B-but I'm on your side!
>wonders weather catching up is a good idea
Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9384
9388 9391
>>9365
I've been assuming you already had it. I think Trollestia alluded to it when you first met her.
>>9373
Of course, every population has its ne'er do wells.

KTc7w
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No.9385
>tfw this is the most active thread at times
roll to an hero
KTc7w
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No.9386
9387 9388
[1d40 = 6]

Anonymous
KTc7w
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No.9387
9388
>>9386
Fuck.
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
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No.9388
9390
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>>9379
Just wait until I figure out Etherealness. I'll make Phase Spiders look like puppies.
>>9384
Ah, I remember that.
>>9383
Tracy's faggot is fond of your character.
Don't get in her way, and her faggot won't do anything drastic.

>>9387
>>9386
>yfw
Anonymous
cc189
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No.9389
>>9383
Don't worry, you'll be drafted into the exploratory expedition too
Anonymous
cc189
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No.9390
>>9388
Your character is getting scarier and scarier. We'll add your name to the list
Anonymous
cc189
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No.9391
9394 9395
>>9384
Okay, so how many unemployed are there, how many soldiers are in the militia, and how many of the unemployed are suitable for the draft?
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
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No.9393
9394 9413
>>9392
actually, I don't want to know.
Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9394
>>9391
Dude, I'm not going to do a population demographic. I'm just not.
>>9393
That's true. I'll say this, she survived wandering through Hell, the Abyss, and several other prominent outer realms to get back to the Game world.
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
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No.9395
9397
>>9391
It would probably be related to your Char stat, skills and leadership-feats, along with diplomacy checks with the town leadership.
As far as I can see, the Paladin has little natural ability to gather info, but he could have a friendly dialogue with an NPC.

tl;dr wait until GM reveals whatever he decides to through narration.
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
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No.9396
9398
>>9380
>Thinking being under the 'protection' of the object of obsession does anything but exponentially increase the odds of being slain by the Yandere.
Anonymous
cc189
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No.9397
9399
>>9395
>all this nerd shit
I want to draft an army to conquer an empire, not to actuarial work
Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9398
9401
>>9396
he tells you something you listen, me know
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
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No.9399
9400
>>9397
What I'm saying is, it's completely plausible to command a small army throughout the game, if you're willing to spend some feats to do it.
Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9400
>>9399
this.
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
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No.9401
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>>9398
Pic related: you if you get in her way.
Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9402
9403
>>9401
if we fight(with dice) me win.
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
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No.9403
9404
>>9402
>what is Sneak Attack?
Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9404
9405
>>9403
>then we roll initiative,bitch
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
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No.9405
9406
>>9404
I support your characters agenda, so keep proselytizing and avoid getting killed for now you might want to say something about the Jews' stolen gold.
Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9406
9407
>>9405
thats was my adventure for friday or at least tomorrow.
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
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No.9407
9408
>>9406
Good for you then, man of God.
But if you do anything to get in the way of this marriage, consider the clergy benefits to becoming a steer.
Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9408
9409
>>9407
ill be the one two marry you 2.
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
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No.9409
9410 9412
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>>9408
That'll be terrific.
Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9410
9411
>>9409
it'll be my pleasure.
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
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No.9411
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>>9410
We're going to get along just fine.
Anonymous
cc189
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No.9412
9414
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>>9409
She's still interested in him? I thought she just wanted to kill and burn things?
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
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No.9413
>>9393
Is there a skill to reveal levels or something? I still don't know how powerful Trollestia is.
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
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No.9414
9415
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>>9412
She's pent-up and confused. She has to release somehow.
Anonymous
cc189
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No.9415
9416
>>9414
So... Is Trumpaladin the "release" or would that be the burning and killing things?
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
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No.9416
9417
>>9415
Burning and killing is only release. Flashy is a beacon of both comfort and obsession.
Anonymous
cc189
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No.9417
9418
>>9416
Besides consuming the demon blood, the events of last saturday don't seem to have affected her much at all. I mean, she's not at all like she was before, but it seems like all of the changes have been brought about by the demon blood and a desire for power acquired sometime after the beginning of the game
Anonymous
cc189
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No.9418
9419
>>9417
This is both my understanding and my character's understanding, and I'm keeping it as his understanding regardless
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
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No.9419
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>>9418
The root of her obsession is the desire to fulfill a certain role. Until she feels secure in that role, she'll continue to strive in any way that could help her attain the means towards her.
In terms of burning large structures for no reason, that would actually be personally unprecedented for her. I have more than a dozen development paths, but the path of the psychokinesist is reserved for after despairing events that would permanently set her loose as chaotic.
As for the >rape and murder, well, old habits die hard
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
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No.9420
9421 9432
*Tracy gets up in the middle of the the night unable to sleep and grinds her concentration by throwing her kunai knifes, due to chronic insomnia and the monster that's been watching her all night*
Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9421
>>9420
plot twist the monster is infernuis.
Anonymous
cc189
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No.9423
9427
>>9422
Fuck I should sleep
ktfBk
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No.9425
9426
>>9419
>not interested in filling the role of being the liberator of the inhabitants of the dimension and the spreader of the word of Football alongside Trumpaladin, who also was in desperate search of a role until recently

Well, I'll go ahead and say aloud Trumpaladin's relationship, even if it would be better for story purposes to let all of this just come out in gameplay
>Thought old Tracy was kind of cute, even if he never liked her mane
>secretly liked the attention she gave him! because all he ever really wanted out of life was to have a purpose and for people to love him
>very much appreciated an ally who could be relied on to side with him in fights! even against other players, so much so that he was willing to overlook her alignment, which generally is a "kill on site"
>liked how she was so small he could physically pick her up
Now,
>he believes the attempt to assert control by transference of essence was entirely unsuccessful , neither gaining magical control, nor by the more mundane means by which males dominate over females
>believes she has been corrupted, perhaps by the demon blood, perhaps by something else, such that she is primarily concerned with acquisition of power or wealth or sone other evil desire. He was especially shaken by her insistence on drinking the blood and running off
>believes she can no longer be relied upon. In particular, note that she lies through her teeth, while Thez always tells the truth, no matter how bad the truth is
>she's gone from adorable and controllable to the sort of monster you have to slay on the completion of a quest with her physical changes, no longer an innocent pony, but some sort of evil-looking entity that defies classification
Put simply, she's like Paul Ryan, who Thez used to be or some of the moderators on mlpol.net I've had to deal with She's the nominal ally who is a bigger threat than any enemy, and certainly more feared and hated. Until now, Thez has filled the Paul Ryan role. But Thez has been honest, she is aware of Trump's purpose, even if she is somewhat indifferent to it, and has been very helpful in his quest so far except for killing Torcil's unicorn. Fuck you This isn't to say he couldn't be incited to attempt to kill Thez if Alex or Vanderiem yelled "GLOBALIST DEMON" loud enough, only that necessity has forced him to seek new allies, and Thez's patterns of behavior has somewhat overcome her demon blood and reptilian appearance.

I spend way too much time, effort, and now emotion on this
\r
Anonymous
ktfBk
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No.9426
9427
>>9425
Fuck you post for not acknowledging that I typed to end the spoiler.
Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9427
9430
>>9423
>>9426
how trump feel about infernuis?
Anonymous
VWZ3O
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No.9428
9429 9433
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>>9422
>tfw your yandere tragedy elements develop a bit too quickly for comfort
Either way, right now, I've pretty much set her 50/50 for what path she will develop from here on out (gotta keep it interesting). One is the lawful path of a faithful partner who wants to live alongside her loved one; the other is the tragic, chaotic path of of beast driven by selfishness, megalomania and insatiable obsession: both paths are stemmed from a longing for completion, commitment and family. Be it Good End or Bad end, the results will be determined by the character interactions from here on out.
Sad Alex
DywN4
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No.9429
9431 9435 9441
>>9428
My angel isnt inside you yet tracy.
ktfBk
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No.9430
9434
>>9427
Mixed. Inferius has been the most reliable opoment of Trump since the beginning of the game. He opposed whenTrumpaldin tried to stop Yak Lee from sexually assaulting him, he opposed when he tried to kill Thez, he opposed when he tried to kill Tracy as she tried to escape (an event with what Trump thinks will be dire consequences), and he attacked the robots when there seemed to be no need, ultimately leading them to cinder the entire party enemies. In particular, whereas Trunp believes that trust and cohesion within the group should be a top priority, and that you should kill traitors before you should kill an enemy, Inferius doesn't seem to recognize the concept of traitors. This means that Trumpaladin has to plan on being opposed by Inferius on any internal fight between characters, which is a sincere pain in the ass. However, Inferius has the massive advantage of having never been Trump's ally. This contrasts against Tracy, who was formerly an extremely reliable ally, and now is seen as sort of traitor, with a very real sadness about the change. And while Thez is demonic and of evil alignment, Inferius is of good, and he very obviously has good intentions, so he can't really be faulted for anything except being shortsighted, but he's established as not being the brightest, so really that's to be expected anyways. Most importantly of all, Inferius will argue with Trump, and seem to listen. That's important, because Trump thinks that he can persuade anyone to his side, if only given the chance to talk and a reasonable listener. In particular, he thinks he could have persuaded inferior not to protect Thez if the discussion had happened earlier (although Thez's explains took pretty much convinced Trump, making it a moot point), and Inferius joined against preventing Tracy from escaping, which was a surprise at the time.

Put simply, Inferius is an old opponent, but a possible ally. You're Ted Cruz.
\r
Anonymous
ktfBk
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No.9431
>>9429
What
Anonymous
ktfBk
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No.9432
>>9420
If you mean Fae, she's gone home to rest for new adventures and conquests. She knows Daddy needs her
Anonymous
ktfBk
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No.9433
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>>9428
I tried giving her the.. Uh.. Sort of *attention* she wanted, and also of being helpful to the larger cause. She declined and did a lot of really sketchy and suspicious stuff.
Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9434
>>9430
me like that name, from now on you call infernuis, infernuis cruz.
Anonymous
VWZ3O
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No.9435
9436
>>9429
She's got something inside of her. You won't be able to tell until it's out of the box though.
Anonymous
cc189
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No.9436
9437 9442
>>9435
This could mean,
>An emotional state that will result in extreme destruction
or
>A literal demonic element that could possess her
or worst of all,
>Fuck it, it's too terrifying a thought to even type
Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9437
9438
>>9436
s-she is socer personified.
Anonymous
cc189
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No.9438
>>9437
Don't even say the name of that vile sport
>Even that's better than what it could be
Anonymous
ktfBk
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No.9439
9440
Trumpaladin awoke at 3AM to begin his day.

Some indeterminate time after waking, an image came to his mind of dimly yet appropriately lit corridors on an upper platform, surrounded by models of ships. As he wash and then dress in formal business attire, a string of related images followed. They were of the Bayern National Museum in Munich, from the occasion he visited in college all those years ago. Though from far away - literally from another life - and faded, he could remember how he felt.

The night before, his party, college friends, had arrived in the city and informed him that what he thought was a jesting dare - to book accommodations for the party himself when he complained of the distance from the city center of their accomidations in Vienna two days before - was in fact a serious expectation, and several friends were now angry with him when a crisis resulted after the train arrived in the city. He ended up in better accommodations than the remainder of the group when they booked the night before, a circumstance that resulted in resentment against him. The party gathered to go together to see sites, but as the group walked through a tunnel under a road way, he decided he could not stand to be around them for the time, told his girlfriend that he wanted to split off, and so they split off, leaving to go to the Bayern Museum.

He thought about that girl. She had been his girlfriend for many years by that point, and he let no girl so close to him since. The thing is, she was absolutely insane. She would irrationally become jealous at women who he clearly had no interest, and would through anger fits in public that would humiliate them both, and several times resulted in her suspension in high school. So many times he wanted to break up with her, but did not partly out of feelings, but partly out of the thought that she truly loved and was devoted to him, how ever clingy and crazy and prone to drastic fits she was. But over the next few months she would grow apart from him, break up with him, and turn her friends against him. All of his tolerance and confidence in her devotion had been for nothing. Her love was a way of curing inner insecurities. No more. It was that relationship - and the fall out afterwards - that convinced him relationships were not worth it, and he would never be as close again.

But that morning in Munich, she expressed solidarity with him by going to the museum with him, and it was how he made him feel that he remembered, though he could not remember her appearance. Despite the emotional turmoil of the fight the night before and his frustration with his friends, viewing the exhibits has been truly calming. For all the drama in the back of his mind, and the drama awaiting months away, he was fascinated by models of textile mills, passenger ships, and entire airplanes. A model of a great battleship, the Bismark, was among many interesting pieces of the culture, though he questioned the authenticity of the representation of the flags as window figures.

The memory was of a world far away, not only because it literally was, but because even in his lifetime is was remote. He had not seen any of those people for years. Not his best two friends from college, another, less close, college friend, nor the girl with whom he lived so much of his life. Now, he would never see them again. And so too were the hallways of the Bayern museum nothing more than a faded memory, even as the peacefulness remained with him. He wondered now if he could find the same respite somewhere in this new land, as he prepared for the long day ahead of him.

I was bored at the airport. I forgot how much I hate airplanes
Anonymous
S77Ge
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No.9440
>>9439
I can't tell if this is a blog-post or really good prose, but 10/10.
Anonymous
S77Ge
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No.9441
9444
>>9429
Did you ever explain how Alex met his angel?
Mrs. Sentry
S77Ge
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No.9442
9443 9448
>>9436
Welcome to /vx/: Where the larps come to life.

Not gonna lie, a couple weeks ago I got really I into to DnD battle mechanics and Yandere tragedy plotlines, and I got carried away, and wrote out several dangerously megalomanic and ambitious development options for her. I've since decided to make her more realistic and Nerf her through psionics (to avoid fucking up the romantic plot by turning her into the goddamn, monsterous Mary Sue that I guiltily wanted to play), although that will feed into her chaotic mindset. Her powers, the developments of said powers, her desire for power, and how she'll use them will largely be tied into her emotions: developments will advance, shift, and even reverse based on how she emotionally develops. Dozens of Good Endings And Bad endings are piling up on both sides: I have no certainty to how it'll turn out. It makes me feel like a thrall for an independent entity that continues to evolve, in its quest to find purpose.
I have several development plans that involve a haphazard mess of interconnecting flow-charts based on multiple deciding factors pointing towards several archytypical Yandere-character plots. I'm not sure how she'll develop from this point, but I will make sure to keep it interesting (and 100% unoriginal). I'm drawing partial inspiration from psionics feats related to mental health, and shit straight out of my dusty, old psychology textbook.
Extreme responses and destabilizing developments are based on "triggers", positive and negative: a simple, violent response would come from a pretty self-evident trigger, but some of the most dangerous developments have been the results of more subtle signs during which the character didn't immediately respond. The potency of triggers are partially dependant on a balance-point based system that determines Her emotional and mental state, and those are themselves based on the circumstances of the scenario,
rational thought, and prior developments.
I could go further, but it could spoil shit, and it's complicated.

tl;Dr, I'm a massive faggot-nerd who put created several sets "logically" pseudo-random systems to emulate the chaotic mindset of a dangerously irrational individual, and I rulecucked myself to abdicate creative authority for the sake of staying in character. Now, I'm just writing more Good/Bad Endings (each ending written has one or more of site paths, due to key development dichotomies). As I keep playing, I find that I don't even really need the paper anymore: the paths click dangerously quickly.
I am now consciously rooting for a Good End, but I'm not sure how it will turn out...
Anonymous
0LSQd
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No.9443
>>9442
I probably shouldn't have typed all that....
Sad Alex
DywN4
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No.9444
9445 9446
>>9441
Its a very strange story.
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
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No.9445
9446
>>9444
I'd love to hear it, but it's fine if you want to reveal it via character interactions, like Infernius did.
Sad Alex
DywN4
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No.9446
9447
>>9444
>>9445
In fact you could say its a downright bizarre adventure.
Anonymous
VWZ3O
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No.9447
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>>9446
Goddamn, I saw that coming from the moment you introduced him..
Can't wait to hear more.
Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9448
9449
>>9442
Welcome to my world

Anonymous
VWZ3O
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No.9449
9450 9451
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>>9448
>tfw you've written more than two dozen potential >rape scenes
An extraplanar creature can gain or lose a subtype when shifting plains, right? If an aquatic extraplanar creature were summoned, could it shirk the aquatic subtype and breath air?
Just hypothetically.
Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9450
>>9449
No, and that would be hilarious
Sad Alex
DywN4
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No.9451
9452
>>9449
You better not rape me.
Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9452
9453
>>9451
Its best to just go with it
Sad Alex
DywN4
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No.9453
9454 9455 9456
>>9452
Butt i dont want to be raped.
Anonymous
VWZ3O
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No.9454
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>>9453
That's the spirit!
>Butt
Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9455
9460
>>9453
I tried to warn you
Anonymous
S3rKF
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No.9456
9458
>>9454
>>9453
Consent, then its consental sex and not rape.
Tracy will be ticked and give up
Anonymous
g0/ci
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No.9457
9459
image.jpeg
Well Tracy, if what you were interested in all along was an open relationship, you could have just said so
Anonymous
VWZ3O
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No.9458
9480
>>9456
Why does it always take everyone so long to get this?
>*sticks fork in haggis anyway*
Tra
VWZ3O
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No.9459
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>>9457
>Open
I really don't think Tracy would mind it if you took a new doll to dungeon every week, so long as she were actively involved and she got to personally dispose of it before dawn.
Polygamy on the other hand is out of the question.
Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9460
9461 9478
1506555849986.jpg
>>9455
Feats
>Psionic Weapon
>Greater Psionic Weapon
>Wounding Attack (asuming my bab is high enough)
>Psionic Body
>Psionic Dodge

Anonymous
iVeI0
?
No.9461
>>9460
Excellent idea Master Bearington
Anonymous
iVeI0
?
No.9462
9464
Also, a ruling on the cancer mage. A cancer mage can ignore the effects of festering anger true, but that doesn't mean he doesn't experience them. Cancer mage + Festering Anger = 1 Giant, misshapen, permanently pissed off, and utterly uncoordinated mass of muscle and tumor.
Anonymous
iVeI0
?
No.9463
9464
flesh-baby.jpg
>forgot pic
Anonymous
/1L9r
?
No.9464
9465
>>9462
>>9463
sexy.
Anonymous
iVeI0
?
No.9465
9466 9467
>>9464
I'm glad you think so. ^_^
Anonymous
/1L9r
?
No.9466
9469 9489
>>9465
torc should multi class into a cancer mage, and his tumors should make him look like pepe.
Anonymous
/1L9r
?
No.9467
9470
>>9465
hey gm what are my stats?
Anonymous
iVeI0
?
No.9469
9480 9489
>>9466
Torc is actually the least defined character in the game so far, and the fact that he casts any level of spell depending on the meme he throws out should not be disregarded. Its like he sneezes and shit blows up LAWD JESUS
Anonymous
iVeI0
?
No.9470
9471 9480
>>9467
Holy shit, someone just straight-up and asked. I thought never,...
Raw stats:
Str 18 +2 =20
Dex 11 -2 =9
Con 15 +1 =16
Intelligence 11 -1 =10
Wis 13
Cha 16
Raw + Racial
Anonymous
/1L9r
?
No.9471
9472
>>9470
why is my int not in the teens?
Anonymous
iVeI0
?
No.9472
9473
>>9471
Why would it be? o_O
Anonymous
/1L9r
?
No.9473
9474
>>9472
because infernuis obvisouly the smartest.
Anonymous
iVeI0
?
No.9474
9475
>>9473
I'd say he's displayed far more wisdom than intelligence
Anonymous
/1L9r
?
No.9475
9476
>>9474
>it was just a meme.
Anonymous
iVeI0
?
No.9476
9478
>>9475
>ditto
Sad Alex
DywN4
?
No.9478
9479
>>9460
>>9476
Craft Magic Arms and Armor
Craft Universal Item
Craft Construct
Craft Wondrous Item
Craft Staff
>these are the real globalist fighter feats


Anonymous
iVeI0
?
No.9479
>>9478
Lenos, still hammering away in the forge, peeks his head away from his latest construction.
"He'll be fine."
Anonymous
S3rKF
?
No.9480
9481
>>9458
>reee-ing
>>9469
I am chaotic
Both as a result of living in a cave
And my god Kek
>>9470
GM, can I have stats too?

Anonymous
iVeI0
?
No.9481
9482 9483 9490 9493
>>9480
I don't know enough about Torcuil at this point tbh. I mean we know he likes staves, but does he have any martial skill? Where's his claymore dammit? What kinda scotsman,... anyway, here's what I'm thinking:
Str: 9
Dex: 14
Con: 12
Int: 16
Wis: 11
Cha: 14
Also Torcuil gets an extra feat at first level cuz human. No stat change though.
Anonymous
/1L9r
?
No.9482
9484
1499578633484.png
>>9481
>jej 9 str
Anonymous
S3rKF
?
No.9483
9485 9486
r_590222_3Ft8m.jpg
>>9481
>Pic related
I know what most of the words you said mean, separately.
What's martial skill?
Weapon skills?
Help
Anonymous
iVeI0
?
No.9484
9486
>>9482
"He means can ye handle a blade lad!" Vandereim calls from over there.
Anonymous
/1L9r
?
No.9485
9486
1506839857812.png
>>9483
martial skill= swing sword gud.
Anonymous
/1L9r
?
No.9486
9487
>>9483
>>9484
>>9485
every meme i post i darw and show it to torc.
Anonymous
iVeI0
?
No.9487
9488
>>9486
Yeah, but he's already seen 'em cuz they're already posted elsewhere XDDDD
Anonymous
/1L9r
?
No.9488
>>9487
so.
Anonymous
VedNX
?
No.9489
9491 9546 9615
>>9469
>>9466
He should make a pact with Trollestia after showing her his rare Pepe collection (I'd assumed her clerical domain was Trickery aka Trolling, so I think she'd be impressed by his shitposting tombs). They both have Chaotic good allignment, so they could become more powerful together. Torquil, could fulfill his mission to study memetephysics, and Trollestia could use him as an agent to spread her word under the domain of Trolling. Then, one of the two could use their new knowledge-related feats to prestige class as Arcane Trickster or Lormaster, allowing the duo to attain a greater level of shitposting.
I ship the two.
Anonymous
VedNX
?
No.9490
9492
>>9481
Torq lived in a cave in Scotland for years studying ancient memes scrawled on cave painting, so he should have a good amount of wisdom. He should probably also have Archane knowledge because of it.
That's just my opinion though.
Anonymous
/1L9r
?
No.9491
>>9489
>now headcannon.
Anonymous
iVeI0
?
No.9492
9494 9615
>>9490
So, scottish dyonisus who memes? Alright then I'd go with:
S 11
D 14
Con 12
Int 16
Wis 13
Cha 11
10-11 is the scale for average (peasant-soldier class) human, 10 being 1-5 on the overall rating scale, 6-10 obviously for 11
Anonymous
S77Ge
?
No.9493
9495 9615
a8549171914919dfdbd356f96cd78e07--walking-canes-walking-sticks.jpg
>>9481
>Where's his claymore dammit? What kinda scotsman,…
>Implying he'd be able to swing one with his wimpy cave-NEET arms
His character background stated that (((they))) took over his country, so it would be post-"Bin That Knife" Scotland.
He should have a trusty blackthorn Shillelagh: the most lethal weapon allowed in the UK imo, it should be a really buffed-up magic item with a permanent spell cast on it.
Anonymous
/1L9r
?
No.9494
9495 9497
>>9492
so gm when am i gonna get my wyvern mount?
Anonymous
iVeI0
?
No.9495
9496 9498
>>9494
You've already got a fly, what more do you want?
>>9493
A shillelach you say? Not per the spell, but make it a +2 darkwood club.
Anonymous
/1L9r
?
No.9496
9501
>>9495
does the fly breath fire?
Anonymous
/xlgV
?
No.9497
9498
>>9494
What about Ponimaru?
Didn't GM bring him back to life just so that infernius would have a mount?
Anonymous
/1L9r
?
No.9498
9503
>>9497
>>9495
i like to have a backlog of mounts.
Anonymous
g0/ci
?
No.9499
9500
image.jpeg
So long as we are making unreasonable requests for superfluous second or third mounts, I'd like to request a Gloriana class Battleship as a mount
Anonymous
/1L9r
?
No.9500
Montana_Class.png
>>9499
>not choosing the Superior montana class
Anonymous
iVeI0
?
No.9501
9502
>>9496
No. It doesn't attack, can carry a load of up to 600 lbs, and can basically 'Goku-on-a-cloud' you around. When brought forth (no longer than 2 hrs up/1 hr down) you have a telepathic link and can issue commands and receive info from (like a drone kinda).
Anonymous
/1L9r
?
No.9502
9505
>>9501
utachit is best mount
Anonymous
/xlgV
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No.9503
9504
Blank _39953266b806cce47bf7bd77472fb425.gif
>>9498
>Backlog of mounts
Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9504
1492889256041.jpg
>>9503

Anonymous
iVeI0
?
No.9505
9506 9507
>>9502
It is also a frilly gem-encrusted, girly pin when not called forth, and can only be worn in the mane or tail.
Anonymous
/1L9r
?
No.9506
9509
>>9505
i wear her? with pride in on my tail.
Anonymous
g0/ci
?
No.9507
9508
>>9505
That's actually pretty neat

Fae is competent to do missionary work right?
Anonymous
iVeI0
?
No.9508
>>9507
She has sufficiently memorized more of the prophecy of John Elway and the multitude of texts that surround him than anyone in this realm, so yes.
Anonymous
iVeI0
?
No.9509
>>9506
The commands (instant no-action upon command) which can be combined with any attack movement (5' even in full-attack) are "Uatchit" (ooh-wad-jit) and "Shoo-fly".
Anonymous
VWZ3O
?
No.9510
9511 9512
Spoilered
>is finally done working
Alright, so for the past few days, Tracy has been sitting in her Cuckshed camp, managing her equipment. She tried to cook some potions, but her faggot doesn't know how potions work, so let's just say she gave up for now after blowing herself up for the third time.
GM, Tracy bought explosives-equipment back in the alchemy shop at Port Barry. Her faggot forgot to make the requisition for dimeterium ingots (what I wanted bombs for), but could she at least make a low-power firebomb/flashbang? Something like pic related.
Anonymous
g0/ci
?
No.9511
9513
>>9510
But she's walking down a road way away from town.

And don't you dare make anything like pic related
Anonymous
iVeI0
?
No.9512
9513 9522
>>9510
There are schematics for flash-bangs and frag grenades in library of Floating Trump Tower. Pretty much anything that can be researched can be researched at the (now) Trump Tower
Anonymous
VWZ3O
?
No.9513
9514 9515
>>9511
>she's walking down a road
She made a survival check when she saw the road-blocker sign, and made camp until GM was ready.
>>9512
>on the road
So, no?
Anonymous
g0/ci
?
No.9514
9516
>>9513
But how much time has passed in the game?
Anonymous
iVeI0
?
No.9515
1pink.gif
>>9513
Correct. Plan ahead. Xp
Anonymous
VWZ3O
?
No.9516
>>9514
I just took it from the "Try again Friday Xp" joke, that Tracy's journey would've taken awhile, so she would've made camp at some point (due to her interactions with generalfags on /mlp/, she's an excellent cuckshed-builder).
Anonymous
g0/ci
?
No.9517
GM, depending upon how much time has passed within the game, I would like the following interactions to take place or have taken place within the game involving Trumpaladin.
1. Taking possession of one of the rat buildings, and beginning the process of converting it into a privately owned grill
2. Meet with Sechs of relevant representatives about a levy on the town's population to create a standing army, as well as whether this may be organized as belonging to the town, or as a new Military Order for Football
3. Meet with Sechs or relevant representatives to ask about the other towns and cities on the planet - what their status is, where they are, and so forth.

This latter most action should be played out, but all should be completed prior to the beginning of the new expedition.

Also, a check on the progress of conversion to Football is necessary
Anonymous
VWZ3O
?
No.9518
9519
Tracy pretends to be summoning Sinisa Mihailovic, for the 6 gorillionth time, just to piss-off Fae when she saw she was about to fall asleep.
Anonymous
g0/ci
?
No.9519
9520
>>9518
No way. Fae is lawful good, and therefore understands the beauty of jurisdiction - that most beautiful of requirements by which even the severest of problems may be taken out from the stack of the inbox, and gleefully resigned to "not my problem"
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9520
9521 9524
>>9519
> jurisdiction
What was that.

Also, when did the cat stop following her? That actually changes what I'm going to do tonight. At what point would she have left?
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9521
>>9520
that?*
What 'jurisdiction' were you referring to?
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9522
9525
>>9512
>Pretty much anything that can be researched can be researched at the (now) Trump Tower
That's actually quite the powerful mechanic.
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9523
9525 9566
What's the least bullshit way for me to have Tracy develop her Wilder powers?
Anonymous
g0/ci
?
No.9524
9526 9527
>>9520
Fae was assigned to determine where the money was buried, if Tracy was up to any sketchy shit, and if she was going to harm anyone or anything Trumpaladin didn't want her to. But Tracy is now far away from where the money would likely have been buried (I believe she's never been in this area before, so it couldn't have been here). And not only is she far from Port Barry, it doesn't look like she intends to return. She could be leaving to join the enemy, but there's nothing Fae can do about that on her own. So the logical conclusion is to go back to the city, report findings, and stay watch on the eastern walls in case Tracy returns.

When would she have left? Probably after Tracy completed her flight training and went down the road, or at least after she had that encounter with the store owner that was a little reminiscent of this scene from No Country For Old Men https://youtu.be/BqMdQBox15s
The reason is that's about the time she would have determined Tracy intended to leave
Anonymous
iVeI0
?
No.9525
>>9522
I'm sure I said something to that effect at some point
>>9523
Wait a sec tbh
Anonymous
iVeI0
?
No.9526
9529 9530
>>9524
Whenever you decide to recall Fae, she will be dryly happy to report that Tracy was most diplomatic and proper in all the circumstances she presented herself in. There is no threat from Soros.
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9527
9529 9566
>>9524
Fair enough of an action plan, on Fae's part.
>the enemy
Who?
>watch on the eastern walls
>Implying a classless kitty could out-roll her stealth checks
She went North, btw.

>Friday
Can Tracy get glimpse of the city yet?
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9528
9547
Tracy practices throwing her kunai at a tree to kill time and train her Concentration
Anonymous
g0/ci
?
No.9529
>>9526
Or she can say that Tracy did a lot weird ass shit involving lighting herself on fire and flying, followed by a scene like Anton Chigur and the gas station antendant

>>9527
A flaming, flying horse is the opposite of stealthy. And guards can be told to report any blue ponies coming through.
Anonymous
g0/ci
?
No.9530
9531
>>9526
Can Trump recall Fae or does FAE need to leave on her own initiative? Either way, her Daddy needs her elsewhere
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9531
9532
>>9530
You should be able to recall her for at least a mile's distance. Idk though..
To what point did you tell her to keep Tracking? Tracy hasn't attempted to throw Fae off of her trail yet, so any Tracking check could still be intact.
Empathetic link could've given your character the opportunity for mild communication within that mile's distance, and a Paladin's Mount, for that very reason, probably wouldn't pursue low-priority targets beyond that distance, unless given approval by the Paladin. Since Draggones aren't suited to flying more than 30 minutes, it's not far fetched to believe that she would've gotten tired pretty quickly and just reported back that she didn't really see very much of major concern, and reported back during the first night (she could track her pretty easily on foot, but would you?).

I just care because of my character-development plans. All those flowcharts getting activated at once last week makes it feel like I'm playing snakes and ladders.
Anonymous
g0/ci
?
No.9532
9533
>>9531
Her assignment was to see if Tract anything suspicious, committed crimes, or went to the location of the money. The bottom line is that Fae is useful in other roles, and the opportunity cost of keeping her on Tracy now outweighs the benefits of following her. She is need for other purposes. Tracy is a pretty high priority target, so there would have been approval to follow for a while if needed, but once Tracy showed she wasn't going to the money or going to kill anyone or burn down buildings in Port Barry, nor make any sort of communication to George Soros at least yet, she dropped down the priority list
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9533
9534
>>9532
Wish I'd known that last week, but noted.
>*erases 3 Bad Endings*
Anonymous
g0/ci
?
No.9534
>>9533
Tracy is next week's problem, so far as Trunpaladin can tell. But THIS week's problem... That is what is on his mind. It is that for which he needs his missionary-mount, ever mindful of the the need to efficiently allocate resources
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9536
9537 9538

>tfw I gotta rewrite her emotional balance state to accommodate for the absence of the Dragonne's presence on the trail to the city
I'm going to have her hand-out soccer balls to children later, just to spite you for making me do all this math on my development theory.

Anonymous
g0/ci
?
No.9537
9539
>>9536
Which city? Because FAE isn't leaving the vicinity of Port Barry. Yet.
Anonymous
g0/ci
?
No.9538
9539
>>9536
Do it and I send you back to Hell right along with that Globalist plot masquaradung as a sport
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9539
9540
>>9537
The city in the North that GM won't let me explore yet, it would've been quite a few miles past Pit village
>>9538
It does fit the theme well.
Anonymous
g0/ci
?
No.9540
>>9539
GM can do what he wants, but most probably all players will converge on that city
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9541
9559
GM, did you have prior plans for that city that would get fucked-up by me having Tracy explore it? I could have her go back and do other stuff I wanted her to do.
Anonymous
g0/ci
?
No.9542
9543 9558
GM, prepare to get plans fucked up, because we are exploring somewhere in the next session
Anonymous
VWZ3O
?
No.9543
9545
NM2IY12.png
H49bKdJ.png
the_dungeon_master_by_moulinbleu-d61u428.jpg
1605698_1.jpg
>>9542
>telling the GM to prepare his anus and/or change his plan
You sure about that, m8?
Anonymous
g0/ci
?
No.9545
9560
image.png
>>9543
>Forgetting there's an imbalance of power in my favor as well
When three separate players have affirmatively voiced a desire to go exploring, yes, yes I am
Anonymous
VWZ3O
?
No.9546
>>9489
Was I right to guess that Trollestia's Clerical domain was Trolling?
Anonymous
VWZ3O
?
No.9547
9548
>>9528
Now she tries swinging her whip.
VWZ3O
?
No.9548
9550 9551 9552
mkda-render11.jpg
>>9547
Attaches kunai to whip.
Makes whip-knife.
Anonymous
/1L9r
?
No.9549
9551
Did i miss the game?
Anonymous
/1L9r
?
No.9550
>>9548
>there are two parts to the rope-dart
>the rope
>the dart
Anonymous
VWZ3O
?
No.9551
>>9549
No. We are waiting for GM to-
>>9548
>GetOverHere.gif
Anonymous
VWZ3O
?
No.9552
9553
vonwong-inspired-by-fire-1.jpg
>>9548
>Tracy suddenly feels much more attuned to using the whip now that it is part knife.
>she practices some more
>she tries cracking the whip
>WowSoEdgy.jpg
>She then attempts grappling small objects
>not so easy
>tries to grapple branch
>it gets stuck
>yanks on chain
>it's fucking stuck
>yanks with all her might
>'Get Over Here!'
>branch cleaves loose and lands at her hooves
>Wicked smile
>practices grabbing various small objects with the whipknife
>is getting good at it
>OMCUinicornsBtfo.webm
It takes Concentration, but it works
>All the while she's charging her Ki, waiting for The Game to begin

Irrelevant shitty videos, because I'm bored:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbAgUzbhlMs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXU01cuWyx8
Anonymous
/1L9r
?
No.9553
9554 9556
>>9552
tracy show me how to do that?
Anonymous
cc189
?
No.9554
9556 9557
>>9553
She's very far away from you
Anonymous
iVeI0
?
No.9555
9556
Sheesh
Anonymous
VWZ3O
?
No.9556
>>9553
See >>9554
It wouldn't be bad if you were to meet her on this mission though, since it'll fit your character's creed, eventually.
>>9555
Checked.
Anonymous
/1L9r
?
No.9557
1505873341636-0.jpg
>>9554
it goes without saying that, that comes later.
Anonymous
iVeI0
?
No.9558
9559
>>9542
You assume that exploring changes my plan
Anonymous
cc189
?
No.9559
9564
maxresdefault (1).jpg
>>9558
Oh I was just making fun of >>9541

Also, Trumpaladin goes to Sechs, or whoever is relevant, to ask which cities are near in in relations with Port Barry
Anonymous
/1L9r
?
No.9560
9561 9562 9563
>>9545
infernuis planned to look for the missing jews this episode.
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9561
>>9560


(Boop)
Anonymous
cc189
?
No.9562
9567
1540545__safe_artist-colon-ravvij_oc_oc-colon-anon_oc-colon-filly anon_oc only_female_filly_funny_green_mare_meme_reeee_screaming_screech_solo_speech b.png
>>9560
Well this is problematic. I was going to open up relations with a new city/localitiy, and determine if they needed overthrowing/annexation, could vassalized, or were open to prosthelytization
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9563
>>9560
This.
Anonymous
iVeI0
?
No.9564
9565
>>9559
"Well, nearby there's Pip although there's not much to see there. A good ways beyond you'll find a split. One road leads to Cardishore, another road leads to Sparinetar, and another road that leads to the Gnome city of Krenshallgramellervenciatus, tho most just just call it Krenshall.
Anonymous
cc189
?
No.9565
9568
>>9564
"What is there of note about Cardishore or Sparinetar?"
Mrs. Sentry
VWZ3O
?
No.9566
9573
>>9527
>>9523

Anonymous
/1L9r
?
No.9567
9569
>>9562
ill help you bring the other towns democracy.