/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal

>>7043
Trump holds, I guess

>>7043
Eyyy new bread
>steaks on fire
GET THE WATAH NIGGAH

tell theses tards im not in a cast.

>>7051
>420 id
Nice
But you are still in a fucking cast

>>7051
It's okay, with crutches you can still walk

>>7051
*is still laughing*

>>7050
>grease fire
That would be bad.
"Greetings grand human. I can tell upon your arrival that you are the ones we seek. We detected energetic disturbances in this area, and upon detection we were informed that not only had George Soros reared his vile personage, but that he had been utterly BTFO. None have managed to do such a thing, and yet you have. Tell me, who are you?"

>>7057
>grease fire
Why, why didn't I think of this

>>7058
im a cleric. i can.

>>7057
"I am Trumpaladin the mighty, defender of Port Barry"

>>7059
Lenos keks at the mention of grease fire.
>>7062
"How came you the means to accomplish such a task, in the face of so vile and wicked a face of (((him)))?"

>>7064
See pic related
>>7065
"A combination of hubris on his part, my own might and bravery, and the support of my team"

>>7060
I can fix this
Gm, can I use magic to rip off legs?

>>7067
no i healed him.

>>7069
Completely?

>>7070
he can move around now.

>>7071
Where was he during the incident earlier?

>>7072
He was probably watching Infernius hurt himself, like the rest of us.

>>7073
unironicly this.

Everyone saw it.
>>7074
>>7073
>>7072

So, How am I doin at the dias?

>>7075
GM pls settle this. im not in leg casts am i?

But seriously, how do we get down (under implication that other members care, although Tracy doesn't give a clop)?

LETS
GET
S
P
O
O
K
Y

>>7078
Just piloting the ship to the ground

>>7076
Yes, right. You complete the second, and the third incantation required to create the magneto rod successfully.
>>7077
No, you cast cure moderate.
>>7078
There's a rope that you can direct-travel if you don't give me the opportunity to fuck with you.

>>7081
>yays
Are we still getting ballista-ed

>>7082
no

*fastens bags*

>>7079
no cleric
>am sad

>>7066
trump is kind of a dick,cat people.

>>7086
I thought you were walking towards Sechs?

>>7083
Tracy, can I borrow a knife for a quick sec?
>>7085
Thats what you get for breaking your legs

>>7087
brain fart
my bad

>>7084
*makes sure edges are keen*
*peers down at mass of townsfolk, infernius, and the cats*
>>7087
"... sh.. should we go after him?"
>>7088
>*offers least desirable knife in collection* (but offers nontheless)

>>7090
I guess Trumpaladin is at a different location than the others, the other having repelled down (or fell down) near Sechs, while Trumpaladin has piloted the vehicle down near the cats to meet them

*charges chi, impatiently waiting for GM*

Everyone's down at the ground w/ the cats except Torcuil, who finished his rod. Kek.
The lead cat continues.
"I apologize for my rudeness. I am Remorh, the leader of the Guardinal brigade. We wish to," and is cut off.
"This one. He has Football," she says.
Part giant lion and part dragon, the creature has a pair of small brass-colored wings sprouting from its shoulders. It is covered with brass-colored scales.

>>7095
Sense for evil and or need of a football

>>7095
Is it bipedal?

>>7094
sorry, had to reboot
>>7096
Resplendently good. "I have been tasked to aid in the spread of Football in this dimension. These here are my squadron, tasked with different dimensions. The magnificent return of Football has been felt throughout the outer realms. I wish to aid you in your quest."

>>7095
It was only a matter of time until someone made that joke

>>7098
*orgasms, then faints*
*eagerly awaits more because he is speechless*

>>7101
"Many are there who desire not Football, neither the spread of Football, but it is essential that Football not be allowed to diminish. Have you heard the prophecy of John Elway?"

>>7101
*catches you before you faint*
orgasms on your leg

BTW, I gotta as, does this count?
https://mlpol.net/ub/res/291.html
does pushups

*ask

>>7102
"Yes. Yes I have. But tell me again, because one can never tire of hearing it"

>>7106
"Well if you have, then you know how long it is. I mean, you really want to hear the entire prophecy?"

>>7107
"I have all the time in the world"

>>7104
Fuck you
I ain't clickin dat

So what are the cats doing?

You asked for it.
"It has long been foretold that there shall come a day whereupon lightning shall be forced to strike twice in the same place, simultaneously. This causation shall be wrought about by a foolish argument between two rivalling deities. What would result would defy the intent of both deities and others. A thought-form would be created, and from that thought-form would come John Elway, Football, and the Denver Bronco's.
You see, the rivalling deities along with their associates and other such had grown lazy, and careless, and complacent. Having millenia previously won Ragnarok, and having feasted eternally afterwards, they began to languish. As they did so, the people began to comparably languish, to their peril and weakness.
John Elway it is said, being both man and Football, while also being All of the Denver Broncos, would usher Football unto all places and dimensions."

>>7113
Prophecies,
Huh

>>7113
>words sting divegrass-tainted ears, but listens anyway to show support for her husbands faith
*pulls through by-
>>7115
>*slowly humping leg*

"Not only the realms of the physical, but all of the inner and outer realms as well. Footballs shall bring with them American, and where you have American, you have ponies. And when you have ponies, American, Football and John Elway?
And so ends the prophecy."

>ponies, American, Football and John Elway
Those words have to have magical effects when combined together

>>7117
Intresting, but how does my my rod work?

>>7118
do i notice this?

The reason this is important is that in the Codex Ridiculous, it further suggests that there shall come a realm as if from nowhere that will be instrumental in the manifestation of John Elway, and that from in that realm shall come one who knows of Football, having known and heard of Football from the moment he saw the statue that was to bear the likeness of John Elway, did he know Football. Resplendent in shining armor he shall be the first human to speak of Football in about 13000 years

>>7120
You're of a different faith so probably not

>>7121
*wondering if he is the one*
"How may we facilitate this process?"

>>7117
*ears perk*
".. So.. what do poinie have to do with Football?"

>>7120
Although I think you are now close enough to hear it

>>7124
ponies*

*looks around at catfolk*
How many are around us?

>>7127
thats cold man

>>7130
Cold but sadly true
Those papers I mention earlier,
I meant divorce papers

>>7128
There were five in total

"Further, in the Ridiculum Volume II it states that from this creation of John Elway there too shall be piles of horsepussy. It is therefore the desires of all good creatures of all levels that I aid you in your journey, for I was what was chosen for this task by a bunch of faggots typing at a keyboard. Have you heard the fable of the faggots who made it all possible?"

>>7134
"No, go on"
*In complete awe*

>>7132
>*clutches waist*
>>7134
*pants lewdly*

Seriously?

>>7138
Keep Trump away from Trollestia, I have an idea
>Torcuil meets up with Trollestia away from Trump
"You wanna troll hard?"

>>7140
infernuis not a cuck.

>>7140
we sekrit thread nao

>>7143
I'm pretty sure Thez's feelings are purely predatory.
t. Rapepony

>>7143
You can both has.
>>7145
Tomato, tomato, Sechs.

Anyway, before Trump is a brassy-golden Lion-dragon thing (Dragonne specifically).

>>7146
>not knowing the differences between romantic, carnal, and predatory desires
As representative of >rape, I reprimand you.

[1d20 = 14]
>>7146
I tell Trollestia I'm going to cast an illusion to fool Trump into think she's been scarred and burned.this will mkke him loose intrest
I roll incase I need it
>still waiting to see how my rod worked...

>>714 →
But why would she be scarred and burned?
>>7147
May she tell us all she knows

>>7146
me no think adolf would like that :(

>>7150
e_e "In time I shall deliver you copy pasta if that is what you truly require, but I don't have it with me."

>>7150
Make....
Trump, no

>>7152
"How may we aid each other in our quest?"

>>7149
That's a dumb idea.
Show her your rare pepes collection.

>>7154
"Oh yes. George Soros desires not the spread of Football, and yet he too knows of it (speaking from their timeframe) and wishes to see it crushed. It is said that he may bring with him the hoardes of the abyss, with untold nightmares and horrors, in his fear of Football.

>>7149
Oh yeah, that.
>>7155
This

>>7156
"I know of George Soros only what I saw that day. Can you tell me of him? He is wounded, but he is not yet bannished"

>>7156
*ears perk*
"What kinds of horrors?"

>>7155
>can't use computer
About that....

>>7160
>meme wizard
>not having a hard-copy portfolio of all the rarest Pepes in existence
I'm sure she'd be impressed.

>>7158
"He was,... wounded," she seems moved. "This is tremendous news!"
So Trump, if he desires, has gained a mount. There, is that good enough, or did you still want that one pony? Fleur or whatever? Xppppp

>>7161
>implying I don't
Kinda hard to turn those into digital format
Besides, converting them would ruin their value

>>7162
"I cleaved his arm right off"
Trump absolutely takes a Dragonne Mount
>picks up Tracy like a saddle bag so she'll be less jealous

>>7162
Also, to clarify, I wanted *to mount* fluer, not fluer *as a mount*

>>7165
>>7164
I see plenty of mounts in your guys future
IfyaknowwhatImean

I hope you don't mind if we chill on the story for a bit, there's combat coming up soon. I can answer questions and you can still do stuff, but nothing time consuming (like, resting would retire the character for the night).

>>7169
I can kill stuff. By the way can Football Dragonne fly with Trump riding her? She has wings

*literally shaking*
"... We could've been friend, Ms. Kitty...." she says quietly under her breath

>>7169
I guess Torcuil turns in for the night
>still not fucking sure if his staff works or not

>>7170
No, I'm saying I don't have it in me, but yes she can.
>>7172
Neither am I, I'm not sure exactly what the limits are to a magneto rod yet

>>7169
i study my force book.

>>7170
Wtf is the Dragonne going to sleep?
Also, can I do diplomacy with the other Khajits?

>>7173
>all I wanted was to move metal objects around
I nothing easy in tabeetope rpgs?

I guess Trumpaladin tests his new mount out (assuming the other 4 cat people can be left behind without being rude) as they speak together of Footbball. Also, he will cast DEFENSE on her before she sleeps, and maybe keep her in the same room just to be safe

>>7177
*is nothing easy in tabletop rpgs
I need to learn how to type

>>7176
pls respond...

>>7177
Okay, I just wanted to make sure I didn't just give you Magneto-level powers by accident

>>7176
This is actually a pretty fair point. Trumpaladin should speak to the other cat people

>>7181
No, they take off through a portal they create all sliders-like

>>7183
>Didn't get to talk with friendly Khajits or exchange wares
JUST

Tracy still has to pick up her gold and silk adorned saddle, fit her armor, and do other stuff....

>>7185
Oh well....
>tfw you feel sorry for your own character

>>7188
>88
the fuhrer approves

>>7181
Thats fine. I was envisioning maybe levitation of small things (keys, knives, short swords) and juts sliding or throwing of larger things (doors, people in armor, long swords). Oould that be too op?
I'll be back this afternoon
Don't anything intresting without me

Well, at least I'm not sleep deprived anymore. Sorry, I set my phone to wake me in a half hour and,... I just now woke up.
>>7174
You finish the book, pick a discipline:
Clairsentience
Metacreativity
Psychokinesis
Psychometabolism
Psychoportation
Telepathy
>>7188
Wut?
>>7190
>time invested
Get on my level Xp
>>7192
No that's perfectly fine.

Also, friendly reminder that Mlpol.net has surpassed 100000 posts. It doesn't look that way, but the game threads are being kept from raping the main page.

>>7193
infernuis wants keep bang thez
telepathy

>>7193
Can I pic my stuff up?

>>7196
Certainly. The only reason they were shooting at you was to get your attention. It never occurred to them to figure out how to do that until oh shit, there's these cats.

>>7197
does anything come with that discipline?

>pics up armor
>pics up gilded saddle
>pics up alchemy supplies
>misc (idk, irrelevant junk)
Still in town.
I got work to do, so I'll figure out my development plans after pony.

Questions in meantion
(under the implication that I know the town) Where in Port Barry could I find (if available):
>spells
>enchanted items
>specialized weapons
>misc magical services (think fortune-telling gypsy style)
>pony-sized custom clothes
>Quests
>Serviceable NPCs

>>7199
infernuis want help with sidequest.

>>7200
What was yours again?
Also, remember Tracy is an anti-social nihilist by herself, so you'd need to make it worth her while

>>7201
infernuis want to say i sorry for the other day, me just want to help. and maybe me can help with quest somehow.

>tfw u forgot about pony again, after missing movie night
>>7198
Yes. You immediately gain in your Bluff, Diplomacy, Sense Motive, and Gather information.
You may choose 3 powers from the list
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Psion/Wilder_Powers
>>7199
>spells
Cuz she's a spellcaster? o_O
>enchanted items
There are knick-knackey stores, I'll roll up to see what they have.
>specialized weapons
You guys raided the weapons shop Xp
>fortunes
Uhhhhhhhhh
>tailor
The tailor
>Quests
Hmmmmm, you just gave me ideas/opportunities
>NPC's
Just peasants (like, a wagon driver if you wanted)

>>7203
while we are on whats in town.is there a pet shop?

>>7204
Yes, yes there is. I suppose there ARE NPCs

>>7203
>caster
No, I was meaning if she wanted to have a spell cast by someone else (there's mages for hire in Equestria, so the idea wouldn't be alien to her).

>>7199
I'm gonna have to go through all the threads and make some kind of index. I know you had Barding made, using the Hydra Hide, yes?

>>7206
Oh. Yeah, there's a store for mage-wares, and they have some scrolls available.

>>7207
Correct.

>>7209
Sweet. The saddle is quit fetching, with frilly bits of lace at all the right spots, gold and sliver thread and accents run along its surface with intricate leatherwork, all designed to fluidly and aesthetically fit together to match the barding. Tracy, almost looks regal if not for a hint of lewd.

>>7210
hawt

>>7211
Seriously. As you exit the shop, Thez (still bundled in bandages and being flown about by her giant fly) gets a nose-bleed

>>7204
The pet shop only stocks guard dogs, other then that its mostly geared for wizards (familiar types)

>>7214
whats the smallest dog breed they have?

>>7216
they're adorable ill take one.

>>7218
does the shop owner say anything?

>>7219
"Make sure not to step on her, those ones are kinda squishy. Still, they're quick, so you probably won't have a problem."

>>7220
infernuis wouldn't step on defenseless pupper. haha you got name?
whats the shopkeeper look like

>>7221
He's an overweight bald guy. "Call me Guy."

>>7222
tell me guy, you hear of Rockwell?

>>7223
"I keep hearing his name. Some of the guys at the pub keep talkin' about him, saying
I should check out that new church."

>>7224
you should guy it a good place. (((they))) cant step on that ground.

>>7203
precognition,Defense.
catfall. (for obvious reasons)(infernuis now have phobia of falling)
far hand.

>>7226
Thanks for reminding me

>>7227
of, course it makes for a good rp experice.

>>7226
In addition to those,you also get (Telepath discipline) Charm, Psionic, and Mindlink

*Psionic Charm

>tfw shitposting while carrying a bag of manure, with a chattering baby squirrel on my shoulder
Fug, I'd like to develop this plotline, but I have so much shit to do today...
Can I get a quick rundown of my options at the mage vendors, before I start the dialog later?

>>7193
Yay
>>7231
What are you a farmer?
Also, Mage store?

>>7231
Identify, Enlarge Person, Enlarge Pony, Obscuring Mist, Undetectable Alignment - All lvl 1
Silence - Lvl 2
Dispel Magic - Lvl 3

>>7233
Understandable, have a nice day
>>7234
Do they have tomes?

>>7235
Blank ones, but nothing enscribed.

>>7233
We'll be here. ^_^

>>7234
this fucking squirrel, I swear..!
How exactly do scrolls work? Can Barbarians even use them? Would these only work so long as I have the items with me, or would they give me an Alternate Form (I'd assumed the spell I was looking for was advanced, and that it might not be available in the Port)?

>>7236
Torcuil buys one for the purpose of memes
Any magic items?
Not weapons but like his ring of jumping

>>7236
>>7235
Fill it with memes.

>>7239
"Oh, well for something like that you'll want the Jewler's shop. I do have a self-inking quill though."

>>7241
Ehh, I'll take it
>leaves for jew-lers shop

>>7239
I imagine that a Meme Magician's powers could mainly be centered on conjuration, transmutation, and evocation, in that order.
Idk though. It is better to read about it first though.

>>7242
The jewler's shop is barren, the shopkeeper scribbling away at designs on a sketch-pad.
"Sorry chum, we're all out of merchandise. (((They))) cleaned us out months ago. I may have to close the place unless we can get new merchandise in."

>>7244
He is wearing a magnificent set of segmented goggles, which glitter and sparkle in the light, as he continues to work.

>>7238
>>7234
Fuck it. I took the scrolls regardless.
>>7244
>is walking bu, glumly through town
>see this
*lurks in the background, in stealth*

>>7246
Good of you. Thez (who is following Tracy cuz hawt) happens to take note of the scene and buzzes closer to the building.
"Ooooh, that gives me an idea!" she buzzes back up to Trump tower.
By the way, let the record show that I'm literally trying to meme the next Trump tower into being a Chesterhedron. I'll tell you all why later on.

>>7238
Oh right. Scrolls can only be cast by their requisite characters (magic for mages/sorcs/wiz/bards, and divine for clerics, palis, and druids), but because the magic is encoded they can be cast by a character 2 levels lower than ordinary. So, no barbarian sorry.

>>7245
>leans on counter
And who is (((they)))?

There is a chance of mishap though. ^_~

>>7248
Oh...
*saunters off to tailor's shop and buys a hoodie, because reasons*
Is there any way I can attain an alternate wild shape?
>>7249
The Rat Folk, remember?