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Anonymous
QVm1D
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No.65424
65426 65428
>Mixed Nuts
To some, its a delightful role-playing venture based (loosely) on 3.5e D&D rules. To others its the worst thing to happen to Mlpol
>What it do
On weekends we engage a dynamic storyline based largely on the GM's capacity to create and illustrate the ongoing storyline.
>What about me?
New players and shitposters are always welcome. We have prohibited excessive >lewd, but non-players can assume casual roles as available (at the moment the world is a desolate wasteland tho so not for a bit) or work with existing players and GM to create a new character. Ordinarily we have several side-characters with their own existing backstories, as well as a few player contributions including a very sad Alex Jones or Yak Lee, a literal MLP yak trained as a monk, Taylor Swift,... there's others. If wanting to play, make a post about it in thread and there's plenty of anons who can steer anon in the right direction.

Currently the party is facing almost certain death. Thez squares off against Igritchkora of Bog, while the party - and Torcuil in particular - have managed to piss off an entire royal court of devils and demons. They're in hell though, so at least their opponents will politely wait their turn.

Previous initiative tally >>65413 → +Tracy (27)
981 replies and 27 files omitted.
Anonymous
M/Zgm
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No.65908
65910
>>65904
>"ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT"
Snek jumps forward a bit, but Torc waves his hand and Snek suddenly looks like a really good mime.
>"Nevermind..."
"Now be nice"
>"I was just gonna grab her, nothing bad..."
Anonymous
xUdIj
?
No.65909
65911
>>65906
"Nuh uh, she's only as tall as me!"
The vein on Thez' forehead is becoming visible.
>>65907
"I'll show you, I make the best beef you'll ever taste!" she runs off toward the tower. Thez sighs. "I've got a lot of explaining to do."
sYOWq
?
No.65910
65912
[1d20 = 19]
>>65908
*steps on snek*
Anonymous
sYOWq
?
No.65911
65913
>>65909
"hey calm down ok? shes had a hard time."
*puts hand on thezs shoulder*
M/Zgm
?
No.65912
65915
[1d20+25 = 31]
>>65910
"No, wh-"
>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Snek grapples the stepper
Anonymous
xUdIj
?
No.65913
65918
>>65911
"I have a good idea. Anyway, she's here. Now. And this world is hers. That was the deal."
Mrs. Sentry
Gj6oG
?
No.65914
*sharpens knives*
sYOWq
?
No.65915
65917
[1d20+24 = 39]
>>65912
counter grapple!
Anonymous
xUdIj
?
No.65916
65918
Snek successfully wraps around Infernius, who with his superior strength has no difficulty pulling Snek off and tossing him back a few feet. Thez begins to follow after Addy, but pauses to watch the display.
Anonymous
M/Zgm
?
No.65917
>>65915
>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

"Fucking children, the both of ye"
Anonymous
sYOWq
?
No.65918
65920
>>65916
>>65913
"hey me want to help train addy."
Gj6oG
?
No.65919
*stabs things in holodeck just to get the day started*
Anonymous
xUdIj
?
No.65920
65922
>>65918
She looks at him a moment. "She's a monk, and with that belt (the one from the future) she's pretty skilled," she warns.

Anonymous
xUdIj
?
No.65921
Thez follows after Addy, continuing the conversation.
Anonymous
sYOWq
?
No.65922
65923
>>65920
*flexes like its jojos bizarre adventure*
Anonymous
xUdIj
?
No.65923
65924 65925 65926
>>65922
"Well yes, you could beat her hand to hand *or* armed, but I'm the only one who can develop her fists," she thinks for a moment, "I'll have to get Ponimaru to spar with her. Anyway, in the mornings I'll be training her - you're welcome to participate of course - but otherwise she is free to do as she pleases,... without interference from me." she says gritting her teeth.
Anonymous
M/Zgm
?
No.65924
>>65923
Torc and Snek decide to avoid this family conflict by going to grab some food.
B6vu4
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No.65925
>>65923
*Bullies ninja-hoers*
Anonymous
sYOWq
?
No.65926
>>65923
"hmmmmmmmmmm"
*thinking infernuis.png*

Anonymous
xUdIj
?
No.65927
65928 65929
Everyone present arrives at the tower. Trump and Stix' absence is noticed, but not unsurprising given the previous evening. Tracy is emerging from the holodeck area with a crazed look on her face, however upon entering the tower and hearing the sound of the birbs, Addy gets an overly excited look on her face, squeals, and runs off toward their area.
Anonymous
sYOWq
?
No.65928
65930
>>65927
"hey have you seen lenos this morning?"
Anonymous
M/Zgm
?
No.65929
65930 65931
>>65927
"Alright, one breakfast for me, twenty for Snek, anyone else want something?"
Anonymous
xUdIj
?
No.65930
65933
>>65928
"No, he's probably lying at the bottom of a barrel somewhere."
>>65929
The sound of panicked birbs erupts from Addy's departure, as they are not as excited to see them as they are to see her.
B6vu4
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No.65931
65936
>>65929
"I do." Tracy says, crawling out of the gym
Anonymous
xUdIj
?
No.65932
65934
Rather, they're not as excited to see her as she is to see them.
B6vu4
?
No.65933
65935
>>65930
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"
*dashes off*
Anonymous
sYOWq
?
No.65934
>>65932
"addy,tracy doest really like people talking to the birbs."
Anonymous
xUdIj
?
No.65935
65937 65942
>>65933
Bunbun comes running out, with Addy dangling from her neck, absolutely frantic and almost running over Tracy in her attempt to get away.
Anonymous
M/Zgm
?
No.65936
>>65931
"Well uh, anyone else?"
Mrs. Sentry
B6vu4
?
No.65937
65939 65941
>>65935
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

"REEEEEEEEEEEE!"

*Turns into a 4444 pound hoers and stobs them both like a fuzzy road blocker*
Anonymous
M/Zgm
?
No.65938
"Alright, 21 plates it is"
>"Don't forget my orange juice"
B6vu4
?
No.65939
65940
>>65937
By that, I mean she lies down horizontal and lets Bunny ram into her flank, like a cushy barricade
B6vu4
?
No.65940
>>65939
>This is her only non-stabbing based response
Anonymous
xUdIj
?
No.65941
65942 65945
>>65937
"THEY'RE SO CUTE!!!" Addy hugs Bunbun tighter, "They don't even have their feathers yet! How come you keep them here tho? I mean their place is nice,... but,...."
Anonymous
sYOWq
?
No.65942
65943
>>65941
>>65935
"ADDY GET DOWN!"
Anonymous
xUdIj
?
No.65943
65944
>>65942
"No u!" she defiantly starts giving Bunbun itches.
sYOWq
?
No.65944
[1d20+24 = 40]
>>65943
*Grapple*
B6vu4
?
No.65945
65946
[1d20+17 = 31]
>>65941
>Is tempted to roll over on Cao's legs like a steamroller
"NO Touching!"
Intimidate check
Mrs. Sentry
B6vu4
?
No.65946
>>65945
>Forgot to add size modifiers
xUdIj
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No.65947
65948
[1d20 = 15]
Infernius wraps his arms around Bunbun immobilizing her. She flaps her wings in protest, but can't escape his grip.
Addy harumphs and does a crescent flip off the frightened birb and lands behind Infernius.
B6vu4
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No.65948
65949
[1d20 = 13]
>>65947
Reeeeeeee nobody touches the birbs, ever!

Tracy makes a trip of opportunity as Infernius moves through her square.
sYOWq
?
No.65949
65950
[1d20+24 = 25]
>>65948
"CHILL OUT MAMA AUTIST."
*Grapple hores*
Mrs. Sentry
B6vu4
?
No.65950
>>65949
Ya done fucked up
xUdIj
?
No.65951
65952
[3d5 = 11]
In classic form, Infernius' attempt to prevent the trip actually sends him tumbling that many feet away
B6vu4
?
No.65952
65954
[1d20+12 = 22]
>>65951
Tracy grapples the Cao by the scruff and tosses her off of the birb (whomever she's nearly as tall as).
Anonymous
xUdIj
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No.65953
Addy does however do her crescent flip off Bunbun (not behind Infernius anymore cuz).
sYOWq
?
No.65954
65956
[1d20+24 = 28]
>>65952
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NO HURT ADDY!"
Anonymous
xUdIj
?
No.65955
65957
Or not
Mrs. Sentry
B6vu4
?
No.65956
>>65954
Lol that doesn't beat her touch AC
B6vu4
?
No.65957
[1d20+12 = 19]
>>65955

xUdIj
?
No.65958
[1d20+6 = 23]

Anonymous
xUdIj
?
No.65959
65960
Okay. Tracy successfully gets her hooves (or maw) on Addy, but the little shit deftly maneuvers around (tumble) and avoids Tracy long enough to jump gracefully off like I had been trying to get her to the whole time.
Anonymous
sYOWq
?
No.65960
65962
>>65959
*draws sword*
"leave addy alone thot hores!"
Mrs. Sentry
B6vu4
?
No.65961
Tracy is visibly beside herself, doing the best to wuickly wipe off the lava streaming from her tearducts before turning to her assaulted birb.
Mrs. Sentry
B6vu4
?
No.65962
65963
>>65960
*Ignores u*
sYOWq
?
No.65963
65964
[1d20 = 9]
>>65962
*stabs*
Mrs. Sentry
B6vu4
?
No.65964
>>65963
What's ur attack mod?
Anonymous
xUdIj
?
No.65965
65966
Okay. Infernius attempt to stab Tracy, which fails. She towers over him, her frustration visible through her snorts
Mrs. Sentry
B6vu4
?
No.65966
>>65965
>She tower's over him
Lol no
Infernius's sword merely bounces off of Tracy's black ass, which she ignores, devoting all of her attention to her birb, nuzzling her affectionately.
add +5 AC for combat expertise
Anonymous
xUdIj
?
No.65967
65968
"So how come you keep 'em here?" Addy asks Tracy, completely disregarding her irritation.
Mrs. Sentry
B6vu4
?
No.65968
65969
>>65967
*Gives glowing-green stink eye for several long seconds before responding*
"... Mostly, because the food sythesizer is in this building."
Mrs. Sentry
B6vu4
?
No.65969
65970 65972
>>65968
*Hugs birdie*
"It's okay now..."
Anonymous
xUdIj
?
No.65970
65971 65972
>>65969
"Huh. As long as I had known them, they always stayed at our hideout. There's a whole empty city they can run around in!"
Mrs. Sentry
B6vu4
?
No.65971
>>65970
"...So you say......."
>Is nao turned towards birb
Anonymous
sYOWq
?
No.65972
>>65970
>>65969
"hmm thats a good idea, they would have more room for activities."
Mrs. Sentry
B6vu4
?
No.65973
65974 65978
"I thought of that myself actually, although I've been way too busy lately even to consider renovating that dump."
*Brushes*
Anonymous
sYOWq
?
No.65974
65975
>>65973
"me could have some men help."
Mrs. Sentry
B6vu4
?
No.65975
65976 65978
>>65974
"Wasn't that what they were doing after you 'cleaned the place out'? Why'd they stop?"
Anonymous
sYOWq
?
No.65976
65977
>>65975
"we got invaded."
Mrs. Sentry
B6vu4
?
No.65977
>>65976
"Oh, yeah."
Anonymous
xUdIj
?
No.65978
>>65973
"Reno...vate?" Addy asks, an involuntary Muu escaping her lips. She looks at Thez, who waives her hand acceptingly.
>>65975
They didn't, but in Addy's future they were stopped.
Anonymous
xUdIj
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No.65979
65980 65981
"Then what are we waiting for?! Let's go fix Durpistan!! I can't wait to see what it looks like now!"
"All the shop and trades are closed for the day,...." Thez comments innocuously. "The only person who might be working today would be Ben, but we need to talk to him for this anyway."
Anonymous
sYOWq
?
No.65980
>>65979
*Mumbles Fucking Jew*
Mrs. Sentry
B6vu4
?
No.65981
>>65979
"Sure.. I guess.." Tracy grumbles, carefully herding her birb back into her room with her sister
Anonymous
xUdIj
?
No.65982
65983
So with complete abandon, and with no restraint or hesitation, Addy runs off again, with absolutely no idea where she's going. Thez sighs.
sYOWq
?
No.65983
65984
[1d20 = 20]
>>65982
*stealthfully follows*
Mrs. Sentry
B6vu4
?
No.65984
>>65983
Dayum!
Anonymous
xUdIj
?
No.65985
65986 65987
A short while later, everyone is standing outside Ben's jewelry shop.
"So,... where is he?" Addy asks. She asks this, because not only is Ben not in his shop, but his shop is not in his shop. Rather, his shop is empty with occasional scraps of paper lying about and disturbed dust laying about. There's no furniture, nothing. Just an empty building.
Anonymous
sYOWq
?
No.65986
65987
>>65985
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING JEW BLEW TOWN!" *From the bushes*
7kVp/
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No.65987
He trusted a Jew.jpg
>>65985
>>65986
>Jew is gone
>Shop is cleaned out, including funiture (there was time to pack things up before he disappeared, and the person packing took great care to carefully remove everything of value)
>No mention of him at the party, or signs of a fight
>Ben Shapiro is a massive fucking (((Zionist))) irl
I knew the """""free money""""" from the NPC that just happened to be Jewish would eventually end with something like this.
He's not going to get away easily. The elvenniggers robbing us was an embarrassment, but I'll be damned if I'll just sit and watch the kike liquidate the Port's bank and scurry off without a fight. We agreed to gas him last, but he's still going to the fun camps first.
Anonymous
huT8l
?
No.66004
66005 66006 66007
sword.png
lenos has been forging this sword axe combo

oBQic
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No.66005
>>66004
Cool
Anonymous
huT8l
?
No.66006
66007
>>66004
he would also be prepping it for enchantment just haven't figured out what enchantment to give it yet

Anonymous
CUYZb
?
No.66007
66008
>>66004
That's smart
>>66006
There's one that allows to to switch through the elemental damages
Anonymous
huT8l
?
No.66008
66009
>>66007
whats the name of it

Anonymous
CUYZb
?
No.66009
66010
>>66008
Energy Aura, arms and equipment 96
Anonymous
huT8l
?
No.66010
>>66009
k i found it

Anonymous
uEmRI
?
No.66011
66012 66013
Alrighty! Dawn breaks on a new day for the party in question. About three weeks have passed since the return of the party, the grand and spectacular Football game (and afterparty) and the discovery of the absence of Ben Shapiro. In the intervening days, the party has developed in several ways. In the aftermath of the future scape, the group has collectively put their noses to the grindstone to refine their abilities, skills, and equipment. Each person, hoers, and snek has at least something shiny and new, and many have new and exciting techniques and moves to put into play.
In the surrounding community, Thez has built a training center located around the memorial statue. On odd days, one can see Fight Club participants training underneath the very statue which they are commemorated by. Trump has taken a pivotal and decisive role in the development of the port, and the infrastructure has seen significant developments, in spite of the absence of the jew cash cow. Adeline has made several preparations and spoken with technicians throughout the port, and is preparing a group to venture to Durpistan for its renovation and repair. Oh, and she's sporting an oversized plate of carmelized onions and potatos.
oBQic
?
No.66012
66014
>>66011
*Brushes birdies*
Anonymous
oBQic
?
No.66013
66016
>>66011
What clues were Tracy/Infernius able to find on Ben?
Infernius was going to spam all his divination spells, and then try to find Ponimaru.
Anonymous
uEmRI
?
No.66014
66015
>>66012
Birdies are brushed.
In addition to Trump taking a presiding ahem role in Port Barry, both in light of what had occurred to it in his absence and to alleviate the burden that was to have been returned to Sechs (who only recently started breathing again), Thez had opted to have Trump Tower's location moved. It would have been detailed in dialogue, but the intention was (and is) that Thez is no longer to take an active role in the party. In response to this, the Tower is now situated several thousand feet in the air in a location directly between Port Barry and Durpistan.
Blueprints and designs have been laid out for Infernius' ranch, which was spurred on by the return of Doge, who spent many hours wandering in circles (they weren't actually circles, he kept blinking around) until GM had pity on him and dropped him conveniently outside Port Barry.
oBQic
?
No.66015
1tylrk.jpg
>>66014

Anonymous
uEmRI
?
No.66016
66018
>>66013
... all of them?
Anonymous
uEmRI
?
No.66017
Well then, Infernius is able to quickly ascertain that Ben is currently located in Court City. He left Port Barry immediately after the party departed for Cardashil, requiring no time to prepare (meaning, premeditation).
oBQic
?
No.66018
>>66016
Locate Object, Greater Scrying, Discern Location... etc
Anonymous
uEmRI
?
No.66019
66020
So the current issues that face the party are thus:
There's the issue of Ben. There's the issue of Court City as a whole (and the change in stance between them and Cardashil). There's the Sil wall, beyond which is the elusive threat of Zion. There's those strange pirates who attacked that one time thanks for the ride bitches!, there's the elvenniggers who keep jacking shit, not to mention what may be developing in Cardashil, Sparintenar, and Krenshall,... and that's without having explored the entirety of the empire.
oBQic
?
No.66020
66021
>>66019
Maybe it'd be a good idea to go find the Zionists and slit some throats...
Anonymous
uEmRI
?
No.66021
66022
>>66020
I hope you don't think it will be that simple
oBQic
?
No.66022
>>66021
Of course not.
oBQic
?
No.66023
I guess Tracy's first priority would be to make sure her birbs are safely relocated.