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Ranch-Flavored Nuts
Anonymous
QVm1D
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No.65424
65426 65428
>Mixed Nuts
To some, its a delightful role-playing venture based (loosely) on 3.5e D&D rules. To others its the worst thing to happen to Mlpol
>What it do
On weekends we engage a dynamic storyline based largely on the GM's capacity to create and illustrate the ongoing storyline.
>What about me?
New players and shitposters are always welcome. We have prohibited excessive >lewd, but non-players can assume casual roles as available (at the moment the world is a desolate wasteland tho so not for a bit) or work with existing players and GM to create a new character. Ordinarily we have several side-characters with their own existing backstories, as well as a few player contributions including a very sad Alex Jones or Yak Lee, a literal MLP yak trained as a monk, Taylor Swift,... there's others. If wanting to play, make a post about it in thread and there's plenty of anons who can steer anon in the right direction.

Currently the party is facing almost certain death. Thez squares off against Igritchkora of Bog, while the party - and Torcuil in particular - have managed to piss off an entire royal court of devils and demons. They're in hell though, so at least their opponents will politely wait their turn.

Previous initiative tally >>65413 → +Tracy (27)
981 replies and 30 files omitted.
Anonymous
7RIPc
?
No.65750
65751 65752
The the hub of activity is as follows. The stadium has an ebin-tier tailgate party, complete with tents and shit (cuz what, the police are going to ticket them?). A huge party is going on at the Rusty Duck, where the visiting Football team is staying, as well as the majority of the Spartan contingent. The Sticky Wickett is relatively quiet per usual, its guests and participants being very reserved. Oh, and someone (a group of someones, no doubt) has TP'd the outside of Trump Tower.
Anonymous
sYOWq
?
No.65751
>>65750
*tailgates hard*
Anonymous
M/Zgm
?
No.65752
65753 65755
>>65750
Torc would be at the Wickett, enjoy some quiet after hell.
Snek would be tailgating.
Anonymous
7RIPc
?
No.65753
65754
>>65752
Thez and Addy are by the piano, engaged in a lengthy dialogue, including some booz.
Anonymous
M/Zgm
?
No.65754
>>65753
Torc waves, but otherwise leaves them alone.
Anonymous
sYOWq
?
No.65755
65756
>>65752
*helps snek do a keg stand*
Anonymous
M/Zgm
?
No.65756
65758
>>65755
The 30ft long animal almost finishes the whole keg.
>"Your t-t" *hiccup* "turn hamburger"
Anonymous
7RIPc
?
No.65757
65759
Addy bounces into the scene, "Can I try?"
Behind her is Thez, who doesn't seem particularly pleased, but remains silent.
Anonymous
sYOWq
?
No.65758
>>65756
*is upside down now*
Anonymous
sYOWq
?
No.65759
65760 65761
>>65757
"No. Not until your older."
Anonymous
M/Zgm
?
No.65760
>>65759
>"Oh come on, let her live a little"
Anonymous
7RIPc
?
No.65761
65762
>>65759
A>"Betcha I drink more."
Thez's forehead veins pop out, but still says nothing
Anonymous
sYOWq
?
No.65762
65763
>>65761
"Nope, maybe when your older"
Anonymous
7RIPc
?
No.65763
65764
>>65762
"You're not my mom! Hurry up and drink faggit!"
Anonymous
sYOWq
?
No.65764
65765
>>65763
*glare*
*drinks*
Anonymous
7RIPc
?
No.65765
65766
>>65764
"Roll a 20 faggit"
sYOWq
?
No.65766
65767
[1d20 = 19]
>>65765

7RIPc
?
No.65767
65768 65775
[1d20 = 1]
[1d20+15 = 22]
>>65766
"Decent. My turn." Addy says aggressively.
+15 is her tumble check to do a handstand, other is for drinking.
Thez shakes her head and turns away.

Anonymous
M/Zgm
?
No.65768
>>65767
Oof
Anonymous
7RIPc
?
No.65769
65771 65772
And with a magnificently setup handstand Addy says "GO!" and fails after about 2 seconds.

Anonymous
7RIPc
?
No.65770
"I told you,..." Thez remarks
Anonymous
sYOWq
?
No.65771
65773
>>65769
*picks her up off the ground*
Anonymous
M/Zgm
?
No.65772
>>65769
>"Heh, nice try kid"
Anonymous
7RIPc
?
No.65773
65774
>>65771
"Remember, neither of us are parents that she's known," Thez whispers to Infernius.
Anonymous
sYOWq
?
No.65774
65776
>>65773
"It sorta stings though"
hc1Op
?
No.65775
>>65767
From her lurking Spot, Tracy bursts out laughing.
Anonymous
7RIPc
?
No.65776
65777 65778
>>65774
"She'll be fine,... she's never seen a party before. Let her have a moment."
She says, as Addy is now sitting on Snek, trying to get him to slither all over the place like a chariot.
Anonymous
sYOWq
?
No.65777
65779 65780
>>65776
"Fine, addy! Come here. Its your turn."
*picks her up to do a stand*
Anonymous
M/Zgm
?
No.65778
>>65776
Snek is all to happy to oblige
hc1Op
?
No.65779
>>65777
Checked
7RIPc
?
No.65780
[1d20 = 14]
>>65777
Addy giggles excitedly and prods Snek over to the Keg.
"I'll do my best this time!"

Anonymous
7RIPc
?
No.65781
65787
Dancing upright (she's got lots of tumbling) Addy regains her normal footing, and kisses Infernius on the cheek. "Thanks!" and then runs off into the crowd with an excited look on her face.
"I'm gonna need a quick rundown." Thez says in a resigned tone as Addy runs off.
hc1Op
?
No.65782
65783
Tracy finishes her cake.
>tfw can't drink
hc1Op
?
No.65783
>>65782
[sad pony noises]
Anonymous
7RIPc
?
No.65784
As she runs off, several people in the crowd gather around Thez. "Wench, we have questions."
Thez adopts a serious visage before stepping away with several of the former Fight Club, as well as several whores (not all the whores of course, there are plenty of people who are happy to see them to).
hc1Op
?
No.65785
65786
[1d20+25 = 44]
Tracy decides to follow Adeline
Rolling to Sneak after.
hc1Op
?
No.65786
>>65785
*Sneaks after teenager*
Anonymous
M/Zgm
?
No.65787
Torc finishes up his drink at the wickett and decides to wander around the port for a while.
>>65781
Mr. Snek slithers after her.
Anonymous
7RIPc
?
No.65788
65789
Addy is just running off and interacting with people. She's never had the chance, and there's so MANY people that,... hurk.
hc1Op
?
No.65789
>>65788
Tracy just lurks like an invisible babysitter, trying to distract herself from the fact that she can't go drinking.
Anonymous
7RIPc
?
No.65790
Addy galavants amongst the throng of party goers, making good impressions and continuing on as she delights in this excessive display of revelry.

Anonymous
7RIPc
?
No.65791
65794
Thez looks at Infernius "Before you criticize, let me explain. That mask 'told me some things'. Its not a simple situation."
7RIPc
?
No.65792
[1d2 = 2]
The night concludes at length with revelry and celebration of a degree that the Port has not seen in decades. Literally, the citizens are marking the walls.
And indeed, the night proceeded with the same. The Spartans and Broncos were all in an excitable spirit, dice is who won (Broncos are even) from the fantastic game they witnessed, both in and out of context. It truly was a marvel.
As dawn breaks, the first thing that is noticed by the most diligent of the citizens, is an occasional "Hai" shout. It's not too repeticious, but every "Hai!" 40 seconds or so, there comes a shout and a thump.
"Hai!" <thump>
Anonymous
7RIPc
?
No.65793
Yay, Football wins Football always wins
Anonymous
sYOWq
?
No.65794
>>65791
"Sorry me passed out, Alcohol went straight to my brain. Explain when you have time, me know addy needs this, me know how bad the future was."
URNog
?
No.65806
In case anon is wondering, Mixed Nuts will return at an as-yet undetermined time
Anonymous
rb/dJ
?
No.65837

Anonymous
rb/dJ
?
No.65838
65848
LF and Gm's internet is fucked and its county wide
Anonymous
sYOWq
?
No.65848
65849 65851
>>65838
is discord kill?
Anonymous
xUdIj
?
No.65849
>>65848
Not on our end
Mrs. Sentry
rckSr
?
No.65851
>>65848
Not for me
Anonymous
xUdIj
?
No.65859
65860 65862 65863
So all lapses of time aside, the party finds its self waking up after an all night party that lasted well into the morning. I'm not sure when, how, why, with whom, or any of the other details about the ending up asleep part, we're just gonna skip that part. In celebration of Football, the portizens were granted the day off from their respective duties, and had taken the opportunity to paint the port red. Most were awakening with a stiff hangover.
Anonymous
sYOWq
?
No.65860
>>65859
"ugh what happend?"
Anonymous
xUdIj
?
No.65861
65865
Through the crisp morning air, a short percussive shout can be heard, but otherwise the activity throughout the port is nil. Tracy meanwhile, likely slept with her birbs, being entirely disinterested in social festivities. She would then have first option to explore, not that there's all that much going on.
Anonymous
M/Zgm
?
No.65862
65864 65868
>>65859
"Ugh my fucking head, I'm starting to remember why I laid off the scotch... Snek? You still alive"
>"Not for long..."
"What the hell does tha- how did you get up there?"
>"Fuck if I know"
rckSr
?
No.65863
65865 65866
>>65859
*wakes up on the streets of Port Barry, covered in grime*
*looks around*
*Slowly makes her way back to the tower*
Anonymous
sYOWq
?
No.65864
65867
>>65862
"meme mage, me feel like me havent seen you in forever!"
rckSr
?
No.65865
65866
>>65861
>>65863
Oops.
The birbs were tucked in and put to sleep before the party.
At this point, she'd be wandering through the streets, unwilling to shower despite feeling royally gross; and walking-off the previous night.
Anonymous
xUdIj
?
No.65866
>>65863
That works too.
>>65865
And that.
Crossing the square, Tracy sees Thez standing near the memorial statue, observing Addy, who is hitting the statue with her fists.

Anonymous
M/Zgm
?
No.65867
65869
>>65864
"That's probably the alcohol speaking buddy, good to see you made it through the night"
>"Is no one gonna help me?"
"I would, but if you got yourself up there you can surely find a way down"
rckSr
?
No.65868
>>65862
"How'd this roll of duct tape get stuck to my hoof?"
"Fuck, what'd I do last night...?"
Anonymous
sYOWq
?
No.65869
65874
>>65867
"uh torc,you have black dick on face."
Anonymous
xUdIj
?
No.65870
65871
Addy is talking a mile a minute, exhuberantly describing things with exxagerrated gestures, in between turning, shouting, and punching the statue. With her bare hands. Thez has an exasperated look on her face.
rckSr
?
No.65871
65872
>>65870
Which statue?
Anonymous
xUdIj
?
No.65872
65873
>>65871
The memorial statue, for the fallen citizens who are no longer fallen.
rckSr
?
No.65873
>>65872
Ah, that one.
Infernius made like a dozen of them.
Anonymous
M/Zgm
?
No.65874
65875 65876
>>65869
"I WHAT"
>"Halp"
"Fine"
Torc casts fly on Snek, who gracefully glides down to the Earth pretty much just bellyflops, but slower
Anonymous
sYOWq
?
No.65875
65877
>>65874
"it look like marker."
Anonymous
xUdIj
?
No.65876
65877
>>65874
"Its bretty gud!" Addy calls out from distance.
Anonymous
M/Zgm
?
No.65877
65878 65879
>>65876
"What's bretty gud? The marker?"
>>65875
"Thanks, I'll get to washing it off"
Anonymous
xUdIj
?
No.65878
65881 65882
>>65877
She turns to reply again, but Thez admonishes her, saying "Focus!"
Anonymous
sYOWq
?
No.65879
65881
>>65877
"you want help getting snek down?"
Mrs. Sentry
rckSr
?
No.65880
*stumbles into the tower*
>iz covered in garbage
Anonymous
M/Zgm
?
No.65881
65882 65885
>>65879
He already bellyflopped
>>65878
"Oh come on Thez, let her talk."
Anonymous
sYOWq
?
No.65882
65883
>>65878
>>65881
"training is important!"
Anonymous
M/Zgm
?
No.65883
65886
>>65882
"Her entire life could be considered training up to this point as far as I'm aware"
Mrs. Sentry
rckSr
?
No.65884
65887
*raids fridge for pickles*
"Faust almighty, my head is killing me... What time is it?"
Anonymous
xUdIj
?
No.65885
>>65881
Thez turns slightly, her arms crossed over her chest. "Oh, I'm sure she'll do plenty of that,...." then looks at Addy, "I suppose that's fine for the day. One second though,..." she pulls her staff from her wrist-storage device. "Here, since I broke,... yours."
Addy takes it and squeals, tapping it three times on the ground, and watches it expectantly as it does absolutely nothing. Not dropping her excited expression, she taps it three times against the ground again, with similar effect.
"What the fuck? This thing doesn't work!"
Anonymous
sYOWq
?
No.65886
65888
>>65883
"typical magic boi response, how you think me get so strong?"
Anonymous
xUdIj
?
No.65887
65889
>>65884
Darkie is passed out with his head in the oven, and his pants around his ankles. No homo, it was just that kinda night.
Anonymous
M/Zgm
?
No.65888
65890
>>65886
"Well I never got my ability to make devils hate me by punching a statue, so I mean"
Mrs. Sentry
rckSr
?
No.65889
>>65887
*covers him in spiderman stickers, just because*
Anonymous
sYOWq
?
No.65890
65892
>>65888
"me could have done that easily, but me am to smart to do something that stupid."
Mrs. Sentry
rckSr
?
No.65891
65894
Tracy rolls around on the carpet several times to (barely) wipe off some of the street smell before heading off to attend to her birbs.
>[Annoyed DOOTing]
Anonymous
M/Zgm
?
No.65892
>>65890
"To be fair, I didn't realize it wouldn't really affect him...
In hindsight I should have realized a devil wouldn't have been injured"
Anonymous
xUdIj
?
No.65893
65895
Addy runs up to Torcuil. "Oooh! You can do magic right?"
rckSr
?
No.65894
65896
>>65891
[CHEEP?]
[CHEEP!]
Anonymous
M/Zgm
?
No.65895
65896
>>65893
"Oh, uh, yes I can. Why do you ask?"
Anonymous
xUdIj
?
No.65896
65897 65898 65900
>>65895
"Could you cast a darkness enchantment on this? This one is fucking lame. Its supposed to allow the user to cast darkness 3x/day by tapping it on the ground, exclusive to Monks." she says, her eyes rolling around as she remembers all the details.
>>65894
As usual, the birbs (which are getting pretty damn big) mob Tracy upon entering.
Mrs. Sentry
rckSr
?
No.65897
>>65896
"Good morning, girls."
>rough giga-sized hugz
Anonymous
M/Zgm
?
No.65898
65901
>>65896
"Er, I could try. I might have to talk to Lenos for some help though"
Anonymous
xUdIj
?
No.65899
65906
"I guess my mom isn't quite as 1337 this far in the past" she whispers loud enough for everyone to hear, obliviously
Mrs. Sentry
rckSr
?
No.65900
65902
>>65896
I'm tempted to ask. Where does Thez get her stuff? Some Infernal Warlock?
Anonymous
xUdIj
?
No.65901
65903 65907
>>65898
"Kay! Ooooh!" she turns excitedly toward Thez. "I wanna see the spices! Spices spices spices!" turning then to Infernius, Torcuil, Snek, and Thez collectively, "I will crush you with my cooking!"
Anonymous
xUdIj
?
No.65902
>>65900
Don't worry, you'll meet him
Anonymous
M/Zgm
?
No.65903
65904
>>65901
>"You ain't crushing shit little girl"
"Snek, shut up"
Anonymous
xUdIj
?
No.65904
65905 65908
>>65903
She sticks her tongue out at Snek challengingly, but otherwise faces the group, awaiting other responses
Gj6oG
?
No.65905
>>65904
*Saunters into the room*
Anonymous
sYOWq
?
No.65906
65909
>>65899
"hey your mom is just as cool now as she was in the future."
Anonymous
sYOWq
?
No.65907
65909
>>65901
"me am best cook! bring it on!"