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Fuggin Nuts
Anonymous
9PmiK
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No.61616
61617 61618 61619 61620 61657 61830
That Bitch stares at Trump thoughtfully and appraisingly. At several moments she begins to speak, but then stops. Trump isn't sure if she's having difficulty formulating the words/response, or is unsure how to respond at all. At last, she appears to make some sort of mental connection, and her face brightens. She punches in her ID for a few moments, and turns back to Trump.
"You can have both," she says. "At first I was having trouble recalling this collection of knives, but then I remembered the meme that was shared," she says, holding up her ID to show them.

This thread continues the continuing RP thread that has been continuing - essentially every weekend (and much throughout the week) - and now continues. Playersfaggots are welcome to join, and shitposting/bantz - within reason - is open to faggots and spectators. It's D&D 3.5e+ rules (+ = whatever else we throw in), and since there's so many previous threads with far more effective OP descriptions I'll just get back to it.

Looking at the ID, Trump and Tracy can see a still image of a uniformed individual holding Tracy's Efficient Quiver, with a perplexed look on his face, facing the camera man. Pushing the screen, the image plays and displays the man slowly turning the quiver over and a broom closet full of assorted knives, daggers, kunai, and other assorted blades falls out onto the ground, along with a few pieces of ridiculously elaborate jewelry. As the last of the knives falls out on the floor in a pile about 8' around at the base and 3-1/2' tall, the uniformed man looks back at the camera and says, "What the fuck," before the video stops.
Did I mention that Trump is disguised as an Orangutan (a fashionable one named Clyde), and Tracy as a monster truck?

Meanwhile, Torcuil has been on an enjoyable impromptu date with Death, and has had a delightful time of it all. She's much less intimidating in a hoodie and sweat pants,... and without the skull-face (which is really just a mask that goes with the cloak) she's a pretty down to earth chick,... who goes around and collects the souls of the dead vocationally. They walk together through town after a lovely meal, returning to Trump Tower.

Stix and Snek are likewise returning to the Tower, having located Stix' prized dagger from the previous encounter/scrimmage with Thez.

Elsewhere, an adorable filly adds more sticks to her bundle. A statue of Alex Jones sits in the tower, looking very sad. A Yak is busy putting the Gestapo and the Generals through some martial training drills. Thez however,....
1169 replies and 51 files omitted.
mMD0+
?
No.62705
62707
[2d20 = 20]
>>62702
And while she tears up a bit at the previous, he does not successfully execute the latter. What does happen is he finds his legs entangled, falling forward on his face.
>Trip attack, Grapple attack
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62706
A shadow of a thing goes tumbling comically away, colliding with a nearby support column. Infernius still goes tumbling to the ground however.
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62707
62709
>>62705
"Why you hit me? Me don't know what me did wrong? But whatever it is me did, me deserve it. Continue untill you are satisfied. But me am just glad to see you."
*smiles and eyes twinkle*
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62708
Tracy watches the whole thing, partly confused, partly anxious.
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62709
62711 62712
>>62707
Thez isn't attacking. One of the shadows that previously flanked the party is. Failing in some regard. Infernius is prone however.
mMD0+
?
No.62710
[1d20 = 14]
>hide in plain sight
>shadow-step
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62711
62713
>>62709
Is anything attacking Tracy?
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62712
62714 62721
>>62709
Oh well in that case.
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
*stands up*
*fire storm at the shadowa*
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62713
>>62711
Newp, this is actually pretty amusing to Tracy by my interpretation. She did notice the very apt shadow-thingy tho.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62714
62715 62721
>>62712
>firestorm
>in the sewer
D-does Tracy need to roll a Reflex save?
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62715
62716
>>62714
No i can choose who is effected.
Anonymous
ed/oZ
?
No.62716
62717 62718
>>62715
>I can chose who is affected
Does Tracy need to roll a reflex save?
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62717
62719
>>62716
He just said no.
Firestorm excludes who you want it to.
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62718
>>62716
Not this time.
Anonymous
ed/oZ
?
No.62719
Eh.png
>>62717
I guess you didn't get the joke then
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62720
I'm very tired...
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62721
62725
>>62714
No save, circumstantial
>>62712
"Y...you oaf,..." is overwhelmed by the sound of continuous flames. A hiss issues throughout, as small fibers of debris still smoulder.
"You call THAT a FIRESTORM?" Lenos' assertively asinine brownie voice cuts in.
>L cast Firestorm, all feats.
"Addy, get out now!" Thez yells.<whoooooof>
<whoooooooof> grabbing Stix <whoooooof> and arriving in an unthreatened tunnel.
At the same time, Infernius finds himself pulled through a shadow by a chain attached to his leg. He's not sure how long its been there. As he's looking at it the smaller group of Thez and Stix arrive. "I figured I would let Lenos rage. The tunnels fill with spiders and such, and he can burn ever so long, its something to behold. He could forge weapons without a forge if he really wanted. From what I'm seeing there's probably a divergence in perspective," Thez says.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62722
62723
So? Does it hit the thing or not?
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62723
62724
>>62722
No, it misses completely.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62724
>>62723
Ah, I posted at the same time you did.
Tracy explores the area.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62725
62726
>>62721
Stix is with Brad though.
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62726
62727
>>62725
You're right, my bad. Torcuil then?
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62727
62728
>>62726
Torc was last seen in the cart. I assumed he was in Killy's clutches.
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62728
62731
>>62727
Well then Tracy is the one Thez would have whoofed, so she also would be able to readily restrain Tracy from wandering off. Infernius would also be present, for the same reasons of pulled through a shadow.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62729
62730 62732
Very tired...
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62730
>>62729
Tracy will have all week to ask questions.
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62731
62733
>>62728
"What fuck is going on!?"
Anonymous
ed/oZ
?
No.62732
>>62729
It's only 3:47 AM where you are, on a Monday morning
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62733
62734 62736
>>62731
"Ya mind not blowing up our head-quarters? Especially not around Lenos who takes it as a challenge?" Thez spits at Infernius.

Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62734
62735
>>62733
"We were under attack!"
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62735
62737 62738
>>62734
"Technically, you're the intruder, and you," she says, shouting toward the shadows, "lurk moar faggit."
Roll a d20 if you want your character to have heard the whispered "no u" in response.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62736
62740 62742
>>62733
There are two Lenos's now?
XUORR
?
No.62737
62742
[1d20 = 19]
>>62735

aMl60
?
No.62738
[1d20 = 19]
>>62735

Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62739
62741 62743 62752
99ad2310513191676d808d29f963b8e26397da4a54632ebda701c8f8e4d0c5db.png
>mfw birbs are either dead or grown-up
reeeeeeeeee
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62740
>>62736
LF is asleep.
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62741
>>62739
sorry...
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62742
>>62737
Juvenile, female.
>>62736
To my understanding, Infernius cast Fire Storm and blew up the area in a manner that only singed everyone. Then Lenos took that as a challenge (as he would) and did a maximized and otherwise beefed Fire Storm, which is his specialty. Thez and co got those assembled (meaning Infernius and Tracy) into a not deadly situation.
Anonymous
ed/oZ
?
No.62743
62745
>>62739
Would you rather they be turned undead and impaled on stakes?
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62744
62747 62748 62842
Look at me, I'm Lenos now
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62745
62752
465.gif
>>62743
still angry
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62746
62749
So currently Thez, Infernius, and Tracy are in a separate section of tunnel. Lenos meanwhile is raging fire just like Tracy's menes
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62747
image-2.jpg
>>62744

Anonymous
ed/oZ
?
No.62748
9a6a6111316e2ed4919578b04fba27fc4136fff3620dfd791a126db8e22195be.png
>>62744

Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62749
62752
1494374322121.gif
>>62746
One more
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62750
62752
... the whole time, thinking about how to push Gay marriage XDDD
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62751
62755
1424425139519.gif
My pretties...!
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62752
62753
>>62750
>>62739
>>62745
>>62749
"Do me hear gay frogs screaming?"
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62753
62754
>>62752
Must be something in the water.
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62754
62756 62757
>>62753
If Tracy wants to be violent, she can start in like Infernius did and you saw what happened there (his should was totally destroyed by the way) but she might hold off her agression for a moment, since the situation is dire? Maybe?
Anonymous
ed/oZ
?
No.62755
62758 62759
WhatANiceMare.png
ByeFelicia.png
>>62751
Hey. Trumpaladin lost not one, but two waifus. So if anyone should be in a state of mourning....
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62756
>>62754
Tracy hasn't been aggressive thus far, just visibly annoyed.
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62757
>>62754
>implying he knew who it was.
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62758
>>62755
Fuck off Xp
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62759
>>62755
Slovenia could take care of herself.
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62760
62761
So Infernius and Tracy have the opportunity to interject. Trump, Stix, and Fae are an unresolved element.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62761
62762
>>62760
Interject in what?
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62762
62763 62764
>>62761
Dialogue, comments, w/e. Hopefully not blowing up like Infernius did.
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62763
62765
>>62762
Blowing up? Im not mad. "Thez honey me am confused to what going on, please dont be angry. Me didnt choose to leave."
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62764
62767
>>62762
>4:30
... Can it wait?
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62765
62766
>>62763
Firestorm counts as blowing up
"See?" Thez replies.
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62766
62767
>>62765
"See what?"
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62767
62768 62769
>>62764
It can go on throughout the week. Nothing will advance
>>62766
"Not you," Thez glares. "We'll get to you."

Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62768
62770
>>62767
*collapses irl*
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62769
>>62767
"Huh?"
Heh
mMD0+
?
No.62770
[1d20+3 = 5]
>>62768
Thez, in spite of the complete seriousness of the situation, the extreme amount of time, and the unanswered questions and such that remain, starts giggling uncontrollably and pulls out a black marker and begins doodling on Tracy's face. Rolling Crafting check.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62771
62773
>didn't actually go to bed 'cuz insomnia

*Wakes up momentarily*
"Reeeeeee! Your drawing sucks!"

*Collapses once more*
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62772
62773
Its a crude drawing, but it does its job. Tracy has a benis on a face.
And for a moment, Thez looks at Infernius, with a glint of that knowingly-innocent daring she used to have. Then her expression darkens. "I have alot of questions."
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62773
>>62772
>>62771
*walks over and motions to hand me the marker with a mishevious grin*
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62774
62778
This begins a rapid dialogue period. For example, Thez would ask about the lack of aging and they would naturally disclose that they're as normal, and Thez would then detail "uhm, its been 15 years. Lots has changed."
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62775
62776
Also a drawing on Tracy's face period.
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62776
>>62775
*draws a swatika over her left eye*
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62777
>shadows boop Infernius
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62778
62779
>>62774
"FFFFFF FIFTEEN YEARS?"
"Mein GOTT,what happend to everything!
*look of sudden realization*
"Thez you dont look so pregnant anymore, how long is a dwelf pregnancy?"
">>62777
*boops back shadows*
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62779
62781
>>62778
Boops stone.
"I've had plenty of time to think about it. You were completely detectable, I was almost to you and suddenly you and by all accounts everyone was gone. Without a trace. This world has been,... different with everyone gone." she says, looking downward.
"What she means is that shit's fucked six ways from sunday!" chortles from the shadows, drawing a glare from Thez.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62780
62785
1485733992007.gif
>15 years
Reeeee! The birdies could have grandkids by now for all I know! Reeeeeee!
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62781
62782
>>62779
*points at the direction of the shadow*
"You watch your mouth, and come let me get a look at you."
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62782
62786
>>62781
You mean with the un-shattered shoulder?
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62783
62784
>tfw your tulpa grows so big it buds off into a third dissasocative identity
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62784
>>62783
Its not like that Xp
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62785
62787 62790
Normies get out reeeeeee _890269f82634a1042c186369a0c567f4.gif
>>62780
"Where are my birds?!" Tracy cries autistically, a bit too loudly for comfort
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62786
62790
>>62782
No he uses his broken one through force of will.
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62787
62788
>>62785
"Ha you totally sounded like a pepe."
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62788
62789
giphy.gif
>>62787
Birbs are important!
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62789
>>62788
Hitler dubs confirm animals are important.
mMD0+
?
No.62790
62791
[1d20 = 1]
>>62786
Rolling concentration check
>>62785
Tracy's nervous freak-out scares the shadows half to death, which retreat immediately into themselves.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62791
>>62790
Ouch
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62792
62793 62794
Infernius' arm hangs with a sickening chug. The shadows start laughing hysterically, while Thes starts giggling despite efforts to withhold laughter.
XUORR
?
No.62793
62795 62796
[1d20 = 16]
>>62792
Tracy is visibly losing it.
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
Rolling Intimidate
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62794
62797
>>62792
*mumbles*"fucking dice"
"Heh, you come here though the horse is just autistic."
mMD0+
?
No.62795
[1d20 = 16]
>>62793
<whoooooof>
>stunning fist
"Oh give it a rest!"
aMl60
?
No.62796
[1d20 = 14]
>>62793
*kicks horse*
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62797
62798
>>62794
[Hysterical pony noises]
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62798
62801
>>62797
"Your birds are fine. They're nesting in the upper reaches of the city," Thez scoffs at Tracy.
XUORR
?
No.62799
62800
[1d20+25 = 32]
Sleight of Hoof to wipe away tears streaming down face.
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62800
>>62799
*pets horse*
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62801
62802
>>62798
"F-f-f-fifteen years...!" Tracy chokes out, clearly beside herself
Tracy makes a movement to leave the tunnel.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62802
>>62801
She makes her way towards the upper spire
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62803
"Excuse me for a moment," Thez <whooooof>.... <whoooof>"Alright, the main hall should clearer than its been in months."
She grabs Tracy's shoulder, and Infernius' hanging arm. Tapping a thin greyed chain running across the floor <whooooof> the group is returned to the earlier chamber where Lenos has been temporarily placated with a small barrel of ale.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62804
62805 62806
Okay, now I seriously can't go on....!
*Dies from exhaustion*
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62805
62807 62808
>>62804
You needn't. Pick up when you can. Players are welcome to continue if still available.
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62806
>>62804
See you in 5 minutes.
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62807
62809
>>62805
*drinks another coke*
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62808
>>62805
What next?
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62809
62810
>>62807
Back in the comfier section of the underground lair, Thez waits for a response, statement, or question from Infernius or Tracy. As Lenos has beeh placated, that means the situation with Kiynen has been resolved. That hasn't played out yet, but we'll just assume it has. Kiynen has learned to adopt the shape of an early-20's female and has done so, and Torcuil will be on scene trying to process what he's just seen.
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62810
62811 62812
>>62809
"Thez has anyone hurt you or your shadowy friends?"
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62811
62812
>>62810
*heals serious wounds on arm*
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62812
62813 62814
>>62810
She tilts her head at the absurd question. "You've been gone a long time."
>>62811
It works at half effectiveness. Something is dampening Hitler's will.

Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62813
62815
>>62812
"Reeeeeeee make me a list!"
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62814
>>62812
>>62812
"Me made a promise, it has been broken. Me am terrible husband and father."
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62815
62816
>>62813
"There's nothing left. Everything is gone,everything that was built has been taken or destroyed. Port Barry is a ruined wasteland. Sparintenar has been wiped off the planet and Cardishore has turned into a signpost. The whole world has been remade in the image and design of George Soros. This, this here is all that is left."
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62816
>>62815
"Me let this happen......"
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62817
62818 62833
>>62814>>62816
"Now you can it with that shit, porter-house," she says, pointing her finger.
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62818
62819
>>62817
"Me have failed you, has anyone touched either of you?"
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62819
62820
>>62818
"I said ENO,..." she begins to yell, starting to reach back for a strike. After a long and drawn out pause she chuckles "You're such an idiot. First for thinking I would allow such a thing to happen, and second for thinking that's what I'd be worried about right now."
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62820
62821 62822
>>62819
"Me worry, thez."
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62821
62822
>>62820
"As long as you safe and with me nothing scares me. Not even that oven bait (((soros)))."
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62822
62823
>>62820
>>62821
"Quit being a faggot," shouts from further on in the facility.
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62823
62824
>>62822
What did the voice sound like?
"No u!"
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62824
62825 62826
>>62823
That would require a DC 20 listen check
aMl60
?
No.62825
[1d20 = 6]
>>62824

Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62826
62827
>>62824
"So Ana who is the shadow?"
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62827
62828
>>62826
"Thats a question I'll answer once I find something for us to eat. I should be back before too long. Try not to wander too far, you might get lost." she <whooooof> disappears.
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62828
62829
>>62827
"So shadow, Do you know who me am?"
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62829
62831
>>62828
That question too shall take a while to answer, for asie from catatonic Tracy, Torcuil, and Lenos, he's talking to empy tunnels.
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62830
*aside
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62831
62832
>>62829
"Me sure wish my doges were here." *sigh*
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62832
62834
>>62831
Alright, that's where I'm gonna leave the official gaming. Trump, Fae, and Stix are in an unresolved adversarial exchange, Torcuil and Lenos have spoken at length with Kiynen, and Infernius just got left for a moment with Tracy, who is freaked out about what has happened to her precious birbs.
Anonymous
69J36
?
No.62833
62835
Sorry about passing out guys.
>>62817
>Pourter-house
Saved for future reference

Torc notes that another seemingly scary entity turns into a normal female.
"I'm not sure how I feel about this future."
And then he remembers
"Well you two got your reunions with the loves of your life's and Tracy didn't need one, so when do I get mine?"
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62834
62835
>>62832
Tracy immediately goes to find her birds.
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62835
62836 62840 62850
>>62833
Glaring "As I recall, you know death's phone number, but you might get a busy signal these days."
>>62834
Tracy begins the process of winding through buildings to avoid the zombies below and begin to determine the location of her birds.
Anonymous
Go9RI
?
No.62836
62837
image.jpeg
>>62835
Trumpaladin needs to smite something
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62837
62839
>>62836
He's already been attacked once, I just figured he might want to let the bad guy monologue for a bit.
Anonymous
Go9RI
?
No.62839
>>62837
>He's already been attacked once
What?

Yeah, he would let the demon spirit monologue, since the spirit may say something that gives insight to the situation
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62840
62841
>>62835
Tracy bites her lower lip and murmurs as she makes her way towards her angels.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62841
>>62840
*anxiety intensifies*
[hysterical pony noises]
Tracy is now Shaken.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62842
62843
>>62744
Being Lenos sounds like a lot of fun.
Anonymous
mMD0+
?
No.62843
62844
>>62842
Not really. Basically you go around determining what would de escalate the situation, and then you do something completely different.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62844
>>62843
I just like destroying things.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62845
62846
Is Tracy able to find her birds?
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.62846
62847
>>62845
"You're going the wrong way," says a voice from the shadows behind Tracy.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
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No.62847
62848
>>62846
"Who's there?" Tracy says with a start
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.62848
62849
>>62847
The sound of giggling and departing steps leads off in an alternate direction. The ruined city its self is a mazework of previously (somewhat) intuitive streets and tunnels. In the obvious years since it was first destroyed, it has become a ruined labyrinth of dead ends, broken walls and buildings, and rubble doorways.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
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No.62849
62851
>>62848
Tracy follows after the sound, carefully.
Anonymous
69J36
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No.62850
>>62835
"I can't find a damn phone. Probably wouldn't get any service anyway"
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.62851
62852
>>62849
After an increasingly obvious game resembling hide and seek, leading through pathways up through some old buildings, "in here," the voice leads Tracy through an open doorway to a large, flat rooftop with old and unsericeable machinery placed every so often. A loud scraping sound can be heard nearby, and there are large lumps dotting the ground, black and white and gray, almost like half-melted stone that has cooled and re-solidified.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
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No.62852
62853
>>62851
Tracy enters the building cautiously, stepping around what-sounds-like-poo
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.62853
62854
>>62852
I misphrased the description. She would be exiting onto the rooftop, rather than entering from. As she does so, she can see that this is easily the highest building in Durpistan, a large billboard placed over the structure. It is there that the scraping sound is coming from, and upon her appearance there an oversized and ear-piercing <SCREEEEEECH> sound is heard.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
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No.62854
62855
>>62853
*ears perk*
"Sam?! Bunny?!" Tracy calls out, her voice a mixture of relief and confusion
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.62855
>>62854
SKWAAAAAAA
An incredibly oversized form <WHUMP> lands behind Tracy, while the scraping coming from the building intensifies. As Tracy turns, an oversized falcon stands, wings still spread offensively. Behind her, an upside-down head swings down until its level. Both birds open their mouths and tense visibly.
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.62856
62857
... and start om nom noming tracy's mane and tail and body and hooves and ears and everything no lewd gently and affectionately but hyper-energetically.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62857
>>62856
Tracy makes a sound that is indistinguishable between laughing and crying.
She turns to putty for a bit before burying herself between the enormous animals.
"... I.. I.. I'm so sorry...!" she chokes out
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.62858
62860 62863
"I've never seen them act this way before. Bunbun, up!" says a shadowy figure half-way up the billboard. In response, the birb still hanging upside down turns its body and oms the entire creature, and then spits it back out up along its neck.
Anonymous
69J36
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No.62859
62861
" something something -everyone else is getting happy reunions. At least I have you"
>"You're a loser"
"Love you too"
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62860
>>62858
Tracy lets out another hysterical sigh, chuckling a bit as relief washes over her.
Anonymous
Go9RI
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No.62861
image.png
>>62859
>everyone else is getting happy reunions
Trumpaladin's followers were all murdered, their souls annihilated, their corpses animated as zombies, and then impaled upon stakes in a way that mocked their lives and faith
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62862
62864
*hugs bird* (who should be Sam, if I understand)
".... I'm so sorry...!" she says again, her voice trailing off
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62863
>>62858
Tracy looks towards the figure on Bunny.
"Who are you?" she says between sniffs
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.62864
62865
>>62862
Bunny resumes nomming on Tracy while the shadowy figure reclines and watches her. At length the figure says, "I was told you were vicious."
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
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No.62865
62866
1459557__safe_artist-colon-pantheracantus_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_jojo's bizarre adventure_monochrome_pony_traditional art.jpeg
>>62864
Tracy's merry expression turns serious momentarily
"You were told right. What's it to you?"
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62866
>>62865
*expression melts in seconds as bunny's nomming tickles her*
Anonymous
XUORR
?
No.62870
*hugs both birdies at once in a feat of cartoonish Earth-pony strength*
Anonymous
aMl60
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No.62871
62872
1520677429038_20180331014252951.jpg

Anonymous
XUORR
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No.62872
62873
>>62871
Got a full pic? I'd prefer to crop it myself on second thought.
Anonymous
aMl60
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No.62873
1519771044355.jpg
>>62872

Anonymous
69J36
?
No.62875
62876
Goodbye...
maybe for a while, maybe forever. Depends if I can stop fucking shit up like always.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62876
>>62875
Wtf?!
Anonymous
XUORR
?
No.62877
*Wild leprechaun appears and begindms tapdancing*
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.62881
62882 62885
Stillness echoes throughout Durpistan. A forgotten and long-dead city, it exists now as a haven for those who dare to oppose Soros.
A last haven for those last.
Thez returns, bearing a particularly large lump of recently killed green flesh. "Addy, I need your help" calls out distantly, to the surrounding town.

Meanwhile, as Tracy continues doting on her precious birbs, who she's been separated from (from her persective) for almost a day, and from their perspective has been the better part of a score of years.
The shadow-creature lounging on Bunny perks up at the distant call.
"Gotta go!" it blurts, before almost rolling off the side of Bunny, and in doing so off the side of a building.

Infernius - in the main chamber of the living quarters that were thrown together in this ruins of a city - contemplates the situation. On the one hand, he's not so stupid as to not know or appreciate the gravity of the situation. On the other hand, the Thez that he sees is certainly the Thez that he knows,... but there's more to her now. And then there's that curious shadow-person running around.

Torcuil meanwhile attempts to make sense of the scene he's just witnessed, which if he spoke draconic might have looked like more than a brownie rubbing up against a black dragon,... with a pair of little iguana-sized black dragons to boot,... but I'm sure we'll get to that in time too.
Anonymous
69J36
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No.62882
62884
>>62881
More children?
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.62884
62885
>>62882
Your're surprised? He spent like a week or more absent,....
Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.62885
62886 62890
Illegal Durpistani immigrant.jpg
>>62884
>>62881
>She gets pregnant after moving in, and now there's three black dragons when there shouldn't even be one
Fucking anchor babies
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.62886
>>62885
Hey, don't you be mean to Spike and,... the other one which doesn't have a name yet.
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.62887
62912
So after a bit of cleaning and butchering, Thez returns to the main living quarters bearing freshly killed meat. The shadow-person is constantly flanking her, assisting where available, before taking a seat and digging in.
"Ythrak? Again?" the shadow chides.
Thez doesn't respond, and only slightly winces at the retort.

Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.62888
62889
>>62673
"No footBall!" "NeveR!" "Praise Be to Gay marriage"
The mists coil around Trump, assaulting him with their blaphemy.
ed/oZ
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No.62889
62902
[4d20 = 23]
>>62888
"You shall die for your Blasphemy! Your Siren Song shall be silenced, your winds of globalism shall be forever calmed!"

Trumpaladin swings at the mists in his immediate vicinity. At the mist itself, not at any other known target
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
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No.62890
62891
>>62885
It's not like anyone was living there in the first place.
Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.62891
62892
tumblr_oqf4vocZHo1u4g684o1_1280.png
>>62890
There were going to be people there, if we could have rebuilt it
Anonymous
aMl60
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No.62892
62894
>>62891
>implying you would rebuild it
Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.62894
62895
>>62892
Why wouldn't I?
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62895
62896 62897
>>62894
Infernius and I were going to.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62896
62897
>>62895
Also, all in all, Killy set up her nest there first. It was the rest of us who decided to stay in the port or at the tower.
Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.62897
62898
>>62896
The agreement was she would go to the ocean. Durpistan was an after-though side-stop

>>62895
So I am I banned from having any part in it?
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
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No.62898
62899
>>62897
>Banned
Nobody said that.
>Plan
Fuck plans.
I like having Kiynen around.
Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.62899
62900
do_you_like_bananas__by_moonbrony-d4snki5.png
>>62898
>>62898
So long as we get to also keep around a certain fun-loving Celestial Charger as well
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
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No.62900
62901
>>62899
If the cunt will show up.
Some charger, letting her forest get burned to the ground.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62901
62902 62904
>>62900
She probably just use another innocent pony as bait before running from the demons.
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.62902
62903 62909
>>62889
"You fooL. Globalism is the laW now! This land has been CleanseD of Football, as it should bE!"
>>62901
You have Trollestia pegged all wrong, I just want to mention that now,....
ed/oZ
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No.62903
62913
[4d20 = 27]
>>62902
"Then I shall cleanse it of Globalism, and erase your law!"

More slashing at air

"Hey! Only I'm allowed to peg Trollestia.
I mean, carry on"

Anonymous
69J36
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No.62904
62905
>>62901
To be honest, that was me
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
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No.62905
62906
>>62904
Torc didn't know what he was doing.
And Troll must've thought it was a great idea, because she did it twice in the same night.
Anonymous
69J36
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No.62906
62907
>>62905
Wait what?
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62907
>>62906
She did the same thing before the invasion with Ponimaru.
Must be a favorite trick of hers.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62908
*hugs birdies*
Anonymous
Tzjcc
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No.62909
62910
>>62902
I think the spirit of gayness is trying to speak in code now.

>fooL
>bE
>laW
>cleanseD
Anonymous
XUORR
?
No.62910
>>62909
Freaking demons and their acronym riddles...
Anonymous
XUORR
?
No.62911
Will y'all be able to play today?
I'd like to explore the situation, after Tracy's done playing with her birds, if she ever gets done...
Anonymous
XUORR
?
No.62912
yrthak23 (1).png
>>62887
Ythraks are awesome.
They don't look that tasty though..
Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.62913
62914 62925
>>62903
HOW DOES HE FAIL TO HIT AIR!
Anonymous
69J36
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No.62914
>>62913
Because fuck you that's how