That Bitch stares at Trump thoughtfully and appraisingly. At several moments she begins to speak, but then stops. Trump isn't sure if she's having difficulty formulating the words/response, or is unsure how to respond at all. At last, she appears to make some sort of mental connection, and her face brightens. She punches in her ID for a few moments, and turns back to Trump.
"You can have both," she says. "At first I was having trouble recalling this collection of knives, but then I remembered the meme that was shared," she says, holding up her ID to show them.
This thread continues the continuing RP thread that has been continuing - essentially every weekend (and much throughout the week) - and now continues. Playersfaggots are welcome to join, and shitposting/bantz - within reason - is open to faggots and spectators. It's D&D 3.5e+ rules (+ = whatever else we throw in), and since there's so many previous threads with far more effective OP descriptions I'll just get back to it.
Looking at the ID, Trump and Tracy can see a still image of a uniformed individual holding Tracy's Efficient Quiver, with a perplexed look on his face, facing the camera man. Pushing the screen, the image plays and displays the man slowly turning the quiver over and a broom closet full of assorted knives, daggers, kunai, and other assorted blades falls out onto the ground, along with a few pieces of ridiculously elaborate jewelry. As the last of the knives falls out on the floor in a pile about 8' around at the base and 3-1/2' tall, the uniformed man looks back at the camera and says, "What the fuck," before the video stops.
Did I mention that Trump is disguised as an Orangutan (a fashionable one named Clyde), and Tracy as a monster truck?
Meanwhile, Torcuil has been on an enjoyable impromptu date with Death, and has had a delightful time of it all. She's much less intimidating in a hoodie and sweat pants,... and without the skull-face (which is really just a mask that goes with the cloak) she's a pretty down to earth chick,... who goes around and collects the souls of the dead vocationally. They walk together through town after a lovely meal, returning to Trump Tower.
Stix and Snek are likewise returning to the Tower, having located Stix' prized dagger from the previous encounter/scrimmage with Thez.
Elsewhere, an adorable filly adds more sticks to her bundle. A statue of Alex Jones sits in the tower, looking very sad. A Yak is busy putting the Gestapo and the Generals through some martial training drills. Thez however,....
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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[1d20 = 1]
>>62291
That Bitch has sent a message. It reads: "The only other way in is through an overhead chute, but that's restricted to corpses. I assumed you didn't want to enter that way."
Nothing in rage on the detection.
>>62291
That Bitch has sent a message. It reads: "The only other way in is through an overhead chute, but that's restricted to corpses. I assumed you didn't want to enter that way."
Nothing in rage on the detection.
*seeing the light lenos quits looking for a stick or something similar and looks into the room the hissing noise came from*
The sound of scrambling over shifting and tumbling gore suddenly rumbles in the distance.
>someone use detect undead before I fly at this thing.
>>62293
Snek slithers up to Stix and lays behind him
>"Oh I wish I could talk to you fuckers. Where did that idiot go?"
Snek slithers up to Stix and lays behind him
>"Oh I wish I could talk to you fuckers. Where did that idiot go?"
>>62299
Tracy stays back, using Fae's large-sized body as just enough cover to hide.
... And waits to roll initiative.
Tracy stays back, using Fae's large-sized body as just enough cover to hide.
... And waits to roll initiative.
>>62299
The ceiling is vast, with a large track of some sort about 50' in the air running along the wall and inward in a grid pattern.
Suddenly forms start pepperg the radius of Trump's spell, humanoid and running forward in a savage motion being eerily quiet despite their numbers.
Anyone with darkvision exceeding 60' can interject a round activity prior to the humanoids appearing.
The ceiling is vast, with a large track of some sort about 50' in the air running along the wall and inward in a grid pattern.
Suddenly forms start pepperg the radius of Trump's spell, humanoid and running forward in a savage motion being eerily quiet despite their numbers.
Anyone with darkvision exceeding 60' can interject a round activity prior to the humanoids appearing.
>>62307
Not sure where torc is other then that he is with Thez. As to the plan we are going to fibd and rescue that idiot of an apprentice of mine
Not sure where torc is other then that he is with Thez. As to the plan we are going to fibd and rescue that idiot of an apprentice of mine
>>62308
>exceeding 60
Dammit..
Tracy draws her chain and holds it in her claw-hands, eadying for combat.
>exceeding 60
Dammit..
Tracy draws her chain and holds it in her claw-hands, eadying for combat.
>>62312
"Steady lad, I'm still a wee tipsy from the other night," Vandereim says to the suddenly more resplendent (and he was already shining like the sun) Trump.
>>62311
Tracy stands with Dark and Edgy, her clawed hands whirling her 60' golden spiked chain.
"Steady lad, I'm still a wee tipsy from the other night," Vandereim says to the suddenly more resplendent (and he was already shining like the sun) Trump.
>>62311
Tracy stands with Dark and Edgy, her clawed hands whirling her 60' golden spiked chain.
>>62309
>"Hopefully he's having a better time than me"
Snek draws his Luger and prepares
What's the damage roll/critical on the lugers?
>"Hopefully he's having a better time than me"
Snek draws his Luger and prepares
What's the damage roll/critical on the lugers?
>>62313
Did Fae's spell confirm they were undead?
*Readies for combat, eyes and ears open, nostrils flared (gore doesn't bother her that much) trying to sense what's approaching*
Did Fae's spell confirm they were undead?
*Readies for combat, eyes and ears open, nostrils flared (gore doesn't bother her that much) trying to sense what's approaching*
>>62313
"Well, we're back into the heat right now. Maybe this will help you."
Trumpaladin removes a flask of grain alcohol from his suit, and pours some in Vanderiem's mouth
"Looks like you're gonna have some more fun today"
>>62315
At the risk of meta gaming, I'm under the impression that all enemies are now beyond the range of effect for Detect spells
>>62301
"Are you sure you're up for this? Anyways, I must say that that bitch mentioned the existence of a chute specifically for corpses... makes me wonder what goes on in this city"
"Well, we're back into the heat right now. Maybe this will help you."
Trumpaladin removes a flask of grain alcohol from his suit, and pours some in Vanderiem's mouth
"Looks like you're gonna have some more fun today"
>>62315
At the risk of meta gaming, I'm under the impression that all enemies are now beyond the range of effect for Detect spells
>>62301
"Are you sure you're up for this? Anyways, I must say that that bitch mentioned the existence of a chute specifically for corpses... makes me wonder what goes on in this city"
>>62315
Moderate undead auras penetrate Fae's
detection radius at the same time the humanoids do.
>>62316
Good of you lad.
I have Trump 20' in, Fae 15' in, Lenos at the door, Tracy is hiding? and Snek would probably be at the opposite end of the door. Stix is in the room with his bow ready, am I forgetting anyone
Moderate undead auras penetrate Fae's
detection radius at the same time the humanoids do.
>>62316
Good of you lad.
I have Trump 20' in, Fae 15' in, Lenos at the door, Tracy is hiding? and Snek would probably be at the opposite end of the door. Stix is in the room with his bow ready, am I forgetting anyone
Otherwise, roll for initiative.
Torcuil and Thez I will get to in a moment.
Torcuil and Thez I will get to in a moment.
>>62318
Let's have Fae to Trumpaladin's right side, also 20 feet in, if there is enough room abreast to allow for that. I think Stix said he also moved forward, though that is less than certain
Let's have Fae to Trumpaladin's right side, also 20 feet in, if there is enough room abreast to allow for that. I think Stix said he also moved forward, though that is less than certain
[1d20+6 = 8]
[1d20 = 18]
>>62319
Rolling. Fae is the one with +6 and Trumpaladin is the one with no modifier
[1d20 = 18]
>>62319
Rolling. Fae is the one with +6 and Trumpaladin is the one with no modifier
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Correct, Stix is next to Trump, presumably opposite Fae, or potentially in between.
I have the starting order as Trump/Tracy, Snek, Stix, and Lenos
I have the starting order as Trump/Tracy, Snek, Stix, and Lenos
The creatures are 30 away now. Their gaunt, pale, and leathery skin stretched tight across shrivelled torsos and limbs.
Behind those, scores more forms break the detection radius, from all conceivable direction. they're travelling at full speed in a rush.
[1d20 = 16]
>>62330
Just read along for the time being gm will let you know when your character is introduced
>>62330
Just read along for the time being gm will let you know when your character is introduced
Forgot to delet the dice from the email feild
>>62331
Trumapaladin readies a full action attack for when they close in range, and Fae does the same
Trumapaladin readies a full action attack for when they close in range, and Fae does the same
[4d20 = 38]
>>62328
How many of them visible? Is the door behind them in sight?
Tracy lashes out with her chain at the closest one she sees, all the while looking for the way past the horde.
>>62328
How many of them visible? Is the door behind them in sight?
Tracy lashes out with her chain at the closest one she sees, all the while looking for the way past the horde.
>>62330
Your character will be introduced once we resolve the current situation. Please enjoy for the next period and take the time to observe the format.
Your character will be introduced once we resolve the current situation. Please enjoy for the next period and take the time to observe the format.
The other 30 or so visible remain unharmed, while 3 of them have reasonable gashes.
As they run into combat range, their straggly hair locked into a giant afro everyone at the perimeter gets an attack of opportunity. That's right, I forgot that aspect of the idea. Their skin is not sheet white, its black.
[2d20 = 30]
>>62343
Attack of opportunity Trump
Attack of Opportunity Fae
Trumpaladin to Fae and Stix
"Were these victims of the flamethrowers? Their skin appears darker"
>>62343
Attack of opportunity Trump
Attack of Opportunity Fae
Trumpaladin to Fae and Stix
"Were these victims of the flamethrowers? Their skin appears darker"
[1d20 = 10]
>>62343
Oh god dammit...
Brad, you've got like +10 Charisma, right? Try to turn them.
Rolling to attack whatever attacks her.
>>62343
Oh god dammit...
Brad, you've got like +10 Charisma, right? Try to turn them.
Rolling to attack whatever attacks her.
>>62347
She's as far back as the range of her chain allows, behind him.
Can she take a 5 foot step back?
She's as far back as the range of her chain allows, behind him.
Can she take a 5 foot step back?
[2d8+2 = 14]
[1d20 = 20]
Gonna go ahead and roll Snek's attack.
He targets the nearest... Thing.
[1d20 = 20]
Gonna go ahead and roll Snek's attack.
He targets the nearest... Thing.
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>>62356
Not infinite, it depends on the dex modifier. A 20 would be required to get a cleave just so you know, for those who haven't gone or have combat reflexes
Not infinite, it depends on the dex modifier. A 20 would be required to get a cleave just so you know, for those who haven't gone or have combat reflexes
>>62357
Because shits and giggles, let's say Torc was scrying Shek:
1) out of worry
2) to distract himself from Thez's flying
3) their dialogue is fun
"HOW?"
>"Read it and weap. One hit, one kill. No luck, pure skill."
"Bullshit, that was all luck"
>"Keep telling yourself that if it makes you feel better."
Because shits and giggles, let's say Torc was scrying Shek:
1) out of worry
2) to distract himself from Thez's flying
3) their dialogue is fun
"HOW?"
>"Read it and weap. One hit, one kill. No luck, pure skill."
"Bullshit, that was all luck"
>"Keep telling yourself that if it makes you feel better."
[3d20 = 29]
Meanwhile, Infernius is being jumped down upon from above. Roll is a non-combative grapple, with a +2 bonus cuz from above.
Meanwhile, Infernius is being jumped down upon from above. Roll is a non-combative grapple, with a +2 bonus cuz from above.
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[1d8+2 = 4]
>>62346
An additional black has an arrow sticking from its chest
Trump did get the additional attack, I just misspoke when I called it a cleave. He still has 2 attacks and Fae has 1. When doing so, are they attacking the same targets as before, or different ones?
>>62346
An additional black has an arrow sticking from its chest
Trump did get the additional attack, I just misspoke when I called it a cleave. He still has 2 attacks and Fae has 1. When doing so, are they attacking the same targets as before, or different ones?
[1d20 = 16]
[2d20 = 13]
>>62365
Rolling for the last round, two attacks Trump and one Fae. Unless this is a new round
[2d20 = 13]
>>62365
Rolling for the last round, two attacks Trump and one Fae. Unless this is a new round
[4d20 = 58]
Tracy lashes out at the next nearest black
Tracy lashes out at the next nearest black
>>62368
"Bucking shambling porch monkeys, I didn't come here to re-kill corpses all night. How do we get past these things?" Tracy hisses, as she pierces through another black
"Is that bull even still in one piece?"
"Bucking shambling porch monkeys, I didn't come here to re-kill corpses all night. How do we get past these things?" Tracy hisses, as she pierces through another black
"Is that bull even still in one piece?"
>>62366
Hit for Fae, one for Trump. At the same time Tracy flails at the first and then the second black, getting a cleave attempt to kill the second one.
As the advancing black line closes more than half of them show damage, however behind them is a line of 2/row, then three/row after that and so on; each level of separation showing more volume per half-circumference ring. Those outside the door are about to get mobbed, and those inside the door have a moment to decide what to do. Stix and Snek get ranged attacks.
Hit for Fae, one for Trump. At the same time Tracy flails at the first and then the second black, getting a cleave attempt to kill the second one.
As the advancing black line closes more than half of them show damage, however behind them is a line of 2/row, then three/row after that and so on; each level of separation showing more volume per half-circumference ring. Those outside the door are about to get mobbed, and those inside the door have a moment to decide what to do. Stix and Snek get ranged attacks.
[1d20 = 16]
>>62370
Stix takes another shot at the closest one
“We seem to be overwhelmed! What’s the plan?”
>>62370
Stix takes another shot at the closest one
“We seem to be overwhelmed! What’s the plan?”
>>62381
I'll be available to resume in less than 4 hours, and having gotten 13 hours of sleep I should be far more present and effective
I'll be available to resume in less than 4 hours, and having gotten 13 hours of sleep I should be far more present and effective
We left off yesterday with the advance party being swarmed from three sides by blacks, the lot of them slamming into Trump, Stix, and Fae, others leaping over and colliding with Tracy. From Lenos', Snek's, and Tracy's perspective, the three of them were partially enveloped by a mass of countless blacks hissing and screaming abominably. Running at a frenzied pace they quickly filled in behind one another and reached and climbed on top of and over one another.
I could roll it out, but it involves about 16 slam attack rolls and 16 grapple checks just for the advancing line. Besides, that's not what happens.
As the advancing wave of blacks surrounds and gets just within arm's reach a sense-numbing crack cuts through the scene, and from the party's perspective, everything goes black.
Thez, coming to just beyond Infernius' empathic link, braces for one final jump before releasing the etherealness she has on herself and Torcuil. Phasing through the roof of the oversized warehouse of gore, two things immediately alert her attention. The first is that even though hearing is generally muted by the constant wind in the ethereal plane, she was certain she heard a sort of "bang" sound, and that her load had just gotten lighter. The second thing she noted, specifically the one that distracted her from engaging airwalk some 25 feet above the top of a large mound of bodies on which scrambled 3-4 blacks searching vigorously for something, was that she couldn't detect Infernius anymore. And so she went tumbling into a pile of corpses surrounded by walking corpses in a warehouse full of corpses.
Meanwhile,... or perhaps I should say later on,...
Trump, Fae, Tracy, Torcuil, Stix, Snek, Infernius, and Lenos collectively appear with a <CRACK> in an place that they were not just moments ago. It is a desolate windswept place, the skies darkened and wasted desert all around. The only visible thing nearby is a large series of painted signs and bulletin boards. The whole of it seems vaguely reminiscent of the MLP season 5 finale where Twilight shows Glimmer the future.
I could roll it out, but it involves about 16 slam attack rolls and 16 grapple checks just for the advancing line. Besides, that's not what happens.
As the advancing wave of blacks surrounds and gets just within arm's reach a sense-numbing crack cuts through the scene, and from the party's perspective, everything goes black.
Thez, coming to just beyond Infernius' empathic link, braces for one final jump before releasing the etherealness she has on herself and Torcuil. Phasing through the roof of the oversized warehouse of gore, two things immediately alert her attention. The first is that even though hearing is generally muted by the constant wind in the ethereal plane, she was certain she heard a sort of "bang" sound, and that her load had just gotten lighter. The second thing she noted, specifically the one that distracted her from engaging airwalk some 25 feet above the top of a large mound of bodies on which scrambled 3-4 blacks searching vigorously for something, was that she couldn't detect Infernius anymore. And so she went tumbling into a pile of corpses surrounded by walking corpses in a warehouse full of corpses.
Meanwhile,... or perhaps I should say later on,...
Trump, Fae, Tracy, Torcuil, Stix, Snek, Infernius, and Lenos collectively appear with a <CRACK> in an place that they were not just moments ago. It is a desolate windswept place, the skies darkened and wasted desert all around. The only visible thing nearby is a large series of painted signs and bulletin boards. The whole of it seems vaguely reminiscent of the MLP season 5 finale where Twilight shows Glimmer the future.
>>62384
>"Oh hey, it's my idiot. Where are we you magic loving fuck."
"I could say the same to you. As for where we are... I haven't a clue."
Snek slithers over to Torc keeping his Luger at the ready, as Torc readys his staff of power.
>"Oh hey, it's my idiot. Where are we you magic loving fuck."
"I could say the same to you. As for where we are... I haven't a clue."
Snek slithers over to Torc keeping his Luger at the ready, as Torc readys his staff of power.
>>62385
The whole place is buffered by a wind, less severe but as constant as that of the Ethereal plane, but no one seems to be around. Next to the signs is a large path, its self only slightly less desolate than the ground on either side. A non-penalty inducing chill runs through everyone, as the wind quickly saps excess heat.
The whole place is buffered by a wind, less severe but as constant as that of the Ethereal plane, but no one seems to be around. Next to the signs is a large path, its self only slightly less desolate than the ground on either side. A non-penalty inducing chill runs through everyone, as the wind quickly saps excess heat.
>>62387
>A non-penalty inducing chill runs through everyone, as the wind quickly saps excess heat.
Trumpaladin is now grateful to wear two suits and a cloak
>A non-penalty inducing chill runs through everyone, as the wind quickly saps excess heat.
Trumpaladin is now grateful to wear two suits and a cloak
>>62386
Not too big, too many. Brad's maximum HD damage roll is 36. Plus, he would have had to do that last round.
>>62389
Its a map of sorts, but none of the locations on it are familiar, aside from some consistent geographical aspects. Sparintenar, Cardishore, Krenshal, and most notably Port Barry are nowhere to be seen. What is listed is a number of different colored fires, slave detainment facilities, some strange Grove called Bohemian, and a strange place called Dubai. Toward the bottom there are a series of wanted posters, several of which bear curious likenesses.
Not too big, too many. Brad's maximum HD damage roll is 36. Plus, he would have had to do that last round.
>>62389
Its a map of sorts, but none of the locations on it are familiar, aside from some consistent geographical aspects. Sparintenar, Cardishore, Krenshal, and most notably Port Barry are nowhere to be seen. What is listed is a number of different colored fires, slave detainment facilities, some strange Grove called Bohemian, and a strange place called Dubai. Toward the bottom there are a series of wanted posters, several of which bear curious likenesses.
>>62396
I thought he had only just gotten an attack of opportunity as they came within 60 feet? I was going to do it first chance
I thought he had only just gotten an attack of opportunity as they came within 60 feet? I was going to do it first chance
*grumbles to self* what did that she demon monk do now
>>62397
Nah, technically I gave you an extra chance even, when they got to 30'. With their speed they could run at 90'/round at only 3x
Nah, technically I gave you an extra chance even, when they got to 30'. With their speed they could run at 90'/round at only 3x
>>62396
Well, I guess Trumpaladin - when he finally mosey's up to the sign to examine it, sees the name "Dubai" and figures it's the only thing he recognizes, and then begins to walk towards "Dubai" as indicated by the map, with Fae
Well, I guess Trumpaladin - when he finally mosey's up to the sign to examine it, sees the name "Dubai" and figures it's the only thing he recognizes, and then begins to walk towards "Dubai" as indicated by the map, with Fae
>>62396
"I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.. unless we are; I've never been.." Tracy says, tripping over hoo-man euphemisms as she flips through the posters in her hands.
"I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.. unless we are; I've never been.." Tracy says, tripping over hoo-man euphemisms as she flips through the posters in her hands.
>>62404
The only recognizable location is the Durpistan Ruins, which is listed as off limits to the west.
>>62402
As for the posters there are a number of them, most of which are irrelevant. What are however is that there's one for each of you, with a pretty good likeness for each. The last known location is unknown. Next to yours is one for Thez, and one for Kiynen as well, with the last known location being Durpistan.
The only recognizable location is the Durpistan Ruins, which is listed as off limits to the west.
>>62402
As for the posters there are a number of them, most of which are irrelevant. What are however is that there's one for each of you, with a pretty good likeness for each. The last known location is unknown. Next to yours is one for Thez, and one for Kiynen as well, with the last known location being Durpistan.
*grumbles about the small price on the wanted poster for himself* Trump we should head for durpistan ruins and see id we can track down the damn monk
>>62407
"With how exotic these surroundings are, I think you are being very optomistic if you think we can find her from Durpistan. I think it may do us well to go to a populated location - to figure out where we are and what is going on."
\r
"With how exotic these surroundings are, I think you are being very optomistic if you think we can find her from Durpistan. I think it may do us well to go to a populated location - to figure out where we are and what is going on."
\r
>>62406
>Durpistan Ruins
"Hmmm.. I meant to give killy a visit.."
>one for Kiynen
"Wait, Killy's on the lamb? Why?"
*realizes they left her in Durpistan alone atop a mountain of corpses*
"..Oh..."
Tracy folds the remaining wanted posters and puts them in her pocket.
She takes out her bag of dust.
"Alright, everyone line up for random comical disguises."
>Durpistan Ruins
"Hmmm.. I meant to give killy a visit.."
>one for Kiynen
"Wait, Killy's on the lamb? Why?"
*realizes they left her in Durpistan alone atop a mountain of corpses*
"..Oh..."
Tracy folds the remaining wanted posters and puts them in her pocket.
She takes out her bag of dust.
"Alright, everyone line up for random comical disguises."
If i remember correctly there was a mine with lots of gems in durpistan. We need money to start tracking down the monk
>>62406
How does Trumpaladin look in his poster? Is his hair charming? Does his armor shimmer under the light? Does he have a smug expression on his face?
>>62412
"We couldn't get that mine to work when we were there. The first order of business should be 'what the hell is going on.' I think we have some money. Not a lot, but some. So we should find living people and ask them"
How does Trumpaladin look in his poster? Is his hair charming? Does his armor shimmer under the light? Does he have a smug expression on his face?
>>62412
"We couldn't get that mine to work when we were there. The first order of business should be 'what the hell is going on.' I think we have some money. Not a lot, but some. So we should find living people and ask them"
>>62409
"I don't recognize this place.. but I know Durpistan. If Killy's in trouble, it's us who put her there.." Tracy says, with a ghost of guilt in her tone
>>62413
"Wait, I don't recognize these.." Tracy says, narrowing her eyes
>>62414
"Infernius pulled an entire cart's worth of gems out of there in one day. It's definitely a hotbed.
Besides, I don't recognize any of these other places...." she goes on, with a hint of discomfort
"And weren't we just about to get gang-raped by corpses five minutes ago?! What the fuck just happened to us?!"
"I don't recognize this place.. but I know Durpistan. If Killy's in trouble, it's us who put her there.." Tracy says, with a ghost of guilt in her tone
>>62413
"Wait, I don't recognize these.." Tracy says, narrowing her eyes
>>62414
"Infernius pulled an entire cart's worth of gems out of there in one day. It's definitely a hotbed.
Besides, I don't recognize any of these other places...." she goes on, with a hint of discomfort
"And weren't we just about to get gang-raped by corpses five minutes ago?! What the fuck just happened to us?!"
>>62414
The monks last known location was durpistan we should see if there is any sign of her there. Then she can explain what the fuck is going on.
Infernius can you sense her?
The monks last known location was durpistan we should see if there is any sign of her there. Then she can explain what the fuck is going on.
Infernius can you sense her?
>>62415
>If Killy's in trouble, it's us who put her there..
"Good. Fuck her."
>>62415
>"And weren't we just about to get gang-raped by corpses five minutes ago?! What the fuck just happened to us?!"
"Never forget that we are gladitorial combatants sponsored by wealthy patrons. Remember that Johnny Cash poofed us away to a strange location. There is no reason to think they can't do the same again."
>>62416
"I think you are reading that wrong. I think that means that Kiynen's last known location was Durpistan. Thez either stayed in Cardishore or was poofed elsewhere. What do you hope to get out of a ghost town? We need to go toward civilization"
\r
>If Killy's in trouble, it's us who put her there..
"Good. Fuck her."
>>62415
>"And weren't we just about to get gang-raped by corpses five minutes ago?! What the fuck just happened to us?!"
"Never forget that we are gladitorial combatants sponsored by wealthy patrons. Remember that Johnny Cash poofed us away to a strange location. There is no reason to think they can't do the same again."
>>62416
"I think you are reading that wrong. I think that means that Kiynen's last known location was Durpistan. Thez either stayed in Cardishore or was poofed elsewhere. What do you hope to get out of a ghost town? We need to go toward civilization"
\r
Trumpaladin looks up to the sky, dark and grey, or an erie blue as it may be. He cries out:
"Gilanna de Fatima, House of Thez! I summon thee! Your Infernius misses you... I am sure!"
Trumpaladin looks up for a moment, then looks down. "Damn it. Maybe I should tie Tracy's forelegs up and suspend her from a tree. That summoned her across dimensions last time"
"Gilanna de Fatima, House of Thez! I summon thee! Your Infernius misses you... I am sure!"
Trumpaladin looks up for a moment, then looks down. "Damn it. Maybe I should tie Tracy's forelegs up and suspend her from a tree. That summoned her across dimensions last time"
*shrugs shoulders* you do what you feel is best im heading to durpistan to look around and get my bearings for whatever comes next. Plus i wouldnt mind seeing my lady again.
Also one should note that where the party is accoring to the map is where Cardashil should be.
>>62422
kek
>>62422
kek
>>62419
>What do you hope to get out of a ghost town?
"I don't recognize any other place on this map. I say go to the commie den and work our way around from there."
"Besides, if Killy got herself into trouble, I wanna' see what happened there."
Tracy rips up the signs by the root and throws any useful pieces in her bag for future reference.
>>62424
Do the Wanted posters say anything about where to collect the bounties?
>What do you hope to get out of a ghost town?
"I don't recognize any other place on this map. I say go to the commie den and work our way around from there."
"Besides, if Killy got herself into trouble, I wanna' see what happened there."
Tracy rips up the signs by the root and throws any useful pieces in her bag for future reference.
>>62424
Do the Wanted posters say anything about where to collect the bounties?
>>62424
>where the party is accoring to the map is where Cardashil should be
"... Wait... What the hell just happened..?"
Tracy searches the maps and the wanted posters for anything that might hint to a relative date
"And where are my angels?!" she continues, her voice growing panicked
>where the party is accoring to the map is where Cardashil should be
"... Wait... What the hell just happened..?"
Tracy searches the maps and the wanted posters for anything that might hint to a relative date
"And where are my angels?!" she continues, her voice growing panicked
>>62430
"Do you recall being summoned to a tea table in the middle of nowhere with a Coyote that you tried to threaten for some reason? Because I do. Now keep your cool, I think we will see however sent us here soon enough"
"Do you recall being summoned to a tea table in the middle of nowhere with a Coyote that you tried to threaten for some reason? Because I do. Now keep your cool, I think we will see however sent us here soon enough"
*sighs* fine ill use a discize this time
>>62406
"Heh... Just like the old days..."
Snek looks a bit puzzled at the sorcerer remembering his past.
"Anyway! Now what? Where, maybe even when, are we?"
"Heh... Just like the old days..."
Snek looks a bit puzzled at the sorcerer remembering his past.
"Anyway! Now what? Where, maybe even when, are we?"
>>62435
"I don't know. I don't know where we are or anything. That is why I wanted to go to a city that was not a ghost town. To ask questions of the locals whereby we may understand what is going on"
"I don't know. I don't know where we are or anything. That is why I wanted to go to a city that was not a ghost town. To ask questions of the locals whereby we may understand what is going on"
Stix finds himself in a wasteland.
“Hmm... this doesn’t seem right.”
Looks to Torc
“Hey, meme magician, this isn’t one of your spells is it?”
“Hmm... this doesn’t seem right.”
Looks to Torc
“Hey, meme magician, this isn’t one of your spells is it?”
Tracy pulls her folding cart out of her bag and shoves the drooling, unresponsive bull into it. She then grows to hoers size and hooks herself to the cart.
"I say we go to Durpistan. It's the only place I recognize, and I'd like to see what's happened.. I don't recall anyone setting camp up around there.." Tracy says, with a serious look.
"Let's see what Killy got caught up in.."
"I say we go to Durpistan. It's the only place I recognize, and I'd like to see what's happened.. I don't recall anyone setting camp up around there.." Tracy says, with a serious look.
"Let's see what Killy got caught up in.."
>>62438
"If it is one of mine, something definitely went really wrong. But I'm pretty sure I don't have this kind of power"
Torc rips off the poster for Stix and shows it to him
"But whatever it is, it sure is gonna be interesting at least."
"If it is one of mine, something definitely went really wrong. But I'm pretty sure I don't have this kind of power"
Torc rips off the poster for Stix and shows it to him
"But whatever it is, it sure is gonna be interesting at least."
>>62440
He stares at the poster in disbelief.
“Who even has seen me outside of you guys? How did I become a criminal within the hour?”
He stares at the poster in disbelief.
“Who even has seen me outside of you guys? How did I become a criminal within the hour?”
>>62435
"Well, here's what we know. We seem to have been lifted to an alternative version of the game world, or the game world in a different area, or the game world in a different time, or the entirety of the game world has been altered. Now, who has the power to do that? The Emperor, I am sure, but I don't think he would keep up wanted posters if he had done that. Perhaps there are others in the game world, but we've never seen them.
So my best guess is that we were sent somewhere, or alterations were made to the world around us, by the gods that sponsor this domain. So if we can figure out why they would have done this, perhaps we could crack this happening"
"Well, here's what we know. We seem to have been lifted to an alternative version of the game world, or the game world in a different area, or the game world in a different time, or the entirety of the game world has been altered. Now, who has the power to do that? The Emperor, I am sure, but I don't think he would keep up wanted posters if he had done that. Perhaps there are others in the game world, but we've never seen them.
So my best guess is that we were sent somewhere, or alterations were made to the world around us, by the gods that sponsor this domain. So if we can figure out why they would have done this, perhaps we could crack this happening"
>>62439
"Have you ever even been to Durpistan? What do you expect to find exactly? Burnt buildings replaced with ruined burnt buildings?"
"Have you ever even been to Durpistan? What do you expect to find exactly? Burnt buildings replaced with ruined burnt buildings?"
>>62441
Torc shrugs
"That's what we're gonna figure out. Snek, be useful, what's the largest looking or closest city on that map?"
Torc shrugs
"That's what we're gonna figure out. Snek, be useful, what's the largest looking or closest city on that map?"
Tracy throws dust at various targets.
Brace for autism:
>Lenos is now a very small version of Conan The Barbarian
>Torc is a giant mackerel in a tuxedo
>Snek a giant black and white striped centipede with a bunch of white gloves on each foot, and make-up like that of a French mime
>Fae is a large pink piggy with cute fluffy white wings
>Infernius is a blue gorilla with monster truck wheels instead of feet
>Brad is an enormous orange rooster
>Tracy is a purple-skinned gorgon (medusa type) in an acid green dress and red eyes
>Stix is a wooden puppet (think Pinocchio)
Brace for autism:
>Lenos is now a very small version of Conan The Barbarian
>Torc is a giant mackerel in a tuxedo
>Snek a giant black and white striped centipede with a bunch of white gloves on each foot, and make-up like that of a French mime
>Fae is a large pink piggy with cute fluffy white wings
>Infernius is a blue gorilla with monster truck wheels instead of feet
>Brad is an enormous orange rooster
>Tracy is a purple-skinned gorgon (medusa type) in an acid green dress and red eyes
>Stix is a wooden puppet (think Pinocchio)
*turns towards stix and jumps back* ahhh demon stick
Tracy, having disgiused everyone, heads off on the path towards Durpistan.
>>62445
"I dare say this is quite the interesting situation"
Torc flops around a bit
>"Oui oui monsieur. Hon hon hon baguette eiffel tower"
"I dare say this is quite the interesting situation"
Torc flops around a bit
>"Oui oui monsieur. Hon hon hon baguette eiffel tower"
>>62443
"Well, clues about Killy, for one.
Besides, if we go there, we can use the roads to find out where Port Barry and everything else outta be."
"Well, clues about Killy, for one.
Besides, if we go there, we can use the roads to find out where Port Barry and everything else outta be."
>>62456
>"One sec you fish"
Snek's hat of disguise turns into a beret
>"Je m'appelle faguette"
"Sounds about right"
>"One sec you fish"
Snek's hat of disguise turns into a beret
>"Je m'appelle faguette"
"Sounds about right"
>>62457
Good question.
Tracy uses her floating hands to flip-through and read the posters as she walks.
Good question.
Tracy uses her floating hands to flip-through and read the posters as she walks.
>>62460
>Soros
"Um, guys.. Remember that giant old guy with the disgusting circles around his eyes.."
What about Killy's?
>Soros
"Um, guys.. Remember that giant old guy with the disgusting circles around his eyes.."
What about Killy's?
>>62461
Pretty much. They don't so much indicate a reward for capture/arrest, they're more of an advisement against interaction with.
Pretty much. They don't so much indicate a reward for capture/arrest, they're more of an advisement against interaction with.
*climbs up into the wagon and lays down*
wake me when we get there
*falls asleep*
wake me when we get there
*falls asleep*
>>62466
"So Soros is back.... That means that the Golden Lady must no longer be enforcing the Travel ban. But why would she not? Did Thez do something in violation of an agreement?"
>>62468
Trumpaladin should now be expressing happiness to see Infernius again. But all he can muster is to weakly say
"Thez isn't here..."
\r
"So Soros is back.... That means that the Golden Lady must no longer be enforcing the Travel ban. But why would she not? Did Thez do something in violation of an agreement?"
>>62468
Trumpaladin should now be expressing happiness to see Infernius again. But all he can muster is to weakly say
"Thez isn't here..."
\r
>>62470
"Well, I don't know, but last I knew there weren't any bounties in Soros's name."
She trails off
"The Port might not even exist anymore..."
"Well, I don't know, but last I knew there weren't any bounties in Soros's name."
She trails off
"The Port might not even exist anymore..."
>>62472
"She's not here." Tracy repeats
"Now let's get a move on." She says impatiently, her tone betraying a slight anxiety
"She's not here." Tracy repeats
"Now let's get a move on." She says impatiently, her tone betraying a slight anxiety
"uh Tracy, how long does this stuff last? I could have polymorphed me and Mr. Snek more believable disguises"
>>62477
"Two and a half hours.
You don't have to have a good disguise, you just need to look like anything but yourself."
"Two and a half hours.
You don't have to have a good disguise, you just need to look like anything but yourself."
[anxious pony noises]
Tracy bites her lower lip, as her mind rushes with thoughts of her birdies.
Tracy bites her lower lip, as her mind rushes with thoughts of her birdies.
>>62480
Infernius knows which way Thez is, meanwhile Thez snaps alert from the most curious sensation she's had in forever.
Infernius knows which way Thez is, meanwhile Thez snaps alert from the most curious sensation she's had in forever.
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>>62479
"Yeah, but I was gonna be a gnome"
>"Sounds tasty"
"And I would have made Snek tiny"
>"Damn you old man"
"Yeah, but I was gonna be a gnome"
>"Sounds tasty"
"And I would have made Snek tiny"
>"Damn you old man"
>>62491
*poof*
Torc now appears to be a half-gnome, half-makrel merman in a tuxedo with a conical plaid cap.
*poof*
Torc now appears to be a half-gnome, half-makrel merman in a tuxedo with a conical plaid cap.
Foghorn leghorn says to Miss Piggy and to Pinochio:
"Well, I guess they are going off to the ruins and the bitch dragon. But If we are were Cardishore out to be, and if Durpistan still exists, then surely Port Barry mst be between the two of them, north of Cardishore and south of Durpistan, right? Just a bit west of how the crow flies. We can rejoin them in Durpistan.... I just need to see my city..."
Foghorn Leghorn gets on Miss Piggy's back, helps on Pinocchio, and rides on, north and west.
"Well, I guess they are going off to the ruins and the bitch dragon. But If we are were Cardishore out to be, and if Durpistan still exists, then surely Port Barry mst be between the two of them, north of Cardishore and south of Durpistan, right? Just a bit west of how the crow flies. We can rejoin them in Durpistan.... I just need to see my city..."
Foghorn Leghorn gets on Miss Piggy's back, helps on Pinocchio, and rides on, north and west.
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