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Fuggin Nuts
Anonymous
9PmiK
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No.61616
61617 61618 61619 61620 61657 61830
That Bitch stares at Trump thoughtfully and appraisingly. At several moments she begins to speak, but then stops. Trump isn't sure if she's having difficulty formulating the words/response, or is unsure how to respond at all. At last, she appears to make some sort of mental connection, and her face brightens. She punches in her ID for a few moments, and turns back to Trump.
"You can have both," she says. "At first I was having trouble recalling this collection of knives, but then I remembered the meme that was shared," she says, holding up her ID to show them.

This thread continues the continuing RP thread that has been continuing - essentially every weekend (and much throughout the week) - and now continues. Playersfaggots are welcome to join, and shitposting/bantz - within reason - is open to faggots and spectators. It's D&D 3.5e+ rules (+ = whatever else we throw in), and since there's so many previous threads with far more effective OP descriptions I'll just get back to it.

Looking at the ID, Trump and Tracy can see a still image of a uniformed individual holding Tracy's Efficient Quiver, with a perplexed look on his face, facing the camera man. Pushing the screen, the image plays and displays the man slowly turning the quiver over and a broom closet full of assorted knives, daggers, kunai, and other assorted blades falls out onto the ground, along with a few pieces of ridiculously elaborate jewelry. As the last of the knives falls out on the floor in a pile about 8' around at the base and 3-1/2' tall, the uniformed man looks back at the camera and says, "What the fuck," before the video stops.
Did I mention that Trump is disguised as an Orangutan (a fashionable one named Clyde), and Tracy as a monster truck?

Meanwhile, Torcuil has been on an enjoyable impromptu date with Death, and has had a delightful time of it all. She's much less intimidating in a hoodie and sweat pants,... and without the skull-face (which is really just a mask that goes with the cloak) she's a pretty down to earth chick,... who goes around and collects the souls of the dead vocationally. They walk together through town after a lovely meal, returning to Trump Tower.

Stix and Snek are likewise returning to the Tower, having located Stix' prized dagger from the previous encounter/scrimmage with Thez.

Elsewhere, an adorable filly adds more sticks to her bundle. A statue of Alex Jones sits in the tower, looking very sad. A Yak is busy putting the Gestapo and the Generals through some martial training drills. Thez however,....
1269 replies and 63 files omitted.
mMD0+
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No.62158
62163
[2d20 = 19]
>>62155
As Stix and Torcuil return to the stables, Vandereim belches a huge gout of fire. Rolling saving throws for Stix and Torcuil in that order.
Anonymous
Tzjcc
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No.62159
>>62156
Hey.. that’s mine.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
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No.62160
>>62156
...
Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.62161
62163
TORCUIL GOT RAPED.gif
>>62156

Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.62162
62165
>>62156
>gets a 1 trying to destroy a gift from Trollestia
This has to hurt. I have to make this one hurt.

Anonymous
69J36
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No.62163
62166
>>62158
Oh come on
>>62161
>Filename
OH COME ON
Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.62164
62166
>>62148
"So.... you're an older artifact, err, sword, right? Who owned you before me? That Cecil guy?"
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
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No.62165
62166
>>62162
I almost expected it, desu.
mMD0+
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No.62166
62167 62168
[2d6 = 9]
>>62163
Torcuil gets burnded
>>62164
"Nae, not that lilly bastard."
>>62165
For the strangest reason, Tracy suddenly feels like giving up all her worldly belongings.
Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.62167
62170
>>62166
"Aye. Who then? How'd the Rats get you?"

Trumpaladin takes a note to never attempt to sever an artifact
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62168
62169 62172 62174
>>62166
*Sells swag and uses shekels to build an orphanage*
Anonymous
Tzjcc
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No.62169
62173
>>62168
My God... who are you?
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.62170
62171 62172
>>62167
"Itz a long story lad, but me last proper owner was a lad named Ga'ren. Not a paladin mind ye, but a proper cavalier. He lived the paladin's code even tho he got no magic or benefits for it. Strong as that Bull (Infernius) and smart as that skinny boy (Torcuil) on a good day."
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.62171
62172
>>62170
"He's the reason the game came into being in the first place."
Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.62172
62174
>>62168
*walks away slowly*

>>62170
>>62171
"Who is this Ga'ren? Where did he come from and what did him in"
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62173
62175 62217
>>62169
"I'm sure the children will be much happier having a new home than I was carrying around all that junk." Tracy says with a smile
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.62174
62176 62184
>>62172
"Its been a long time, I forget the specifics, but basically he was killed because the GM didn't like Ga'ren's player and pulled some meta shit."
>>62168
Immediately upon doing so, Tracy snaps back to her old self. She has nothing.
Anonymous
Tzjcc
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No.62175
>>62173
Only Tracy can make that statement sound almost disgusting
Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.62176
62177
>>62174
"Fascinating. So how did you come to be?"
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.62177
62179
>>62176
"Oh I was there the whole time! I was only an Intelligent Sword with a few bonuses back then, but I've been refined a wee times like I was the master sword n shit."
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.62178
62187
At this point in the story, I would like to make a comment about devices. Have you ever seen a metal lathe? If you hadn't, would you have any idea what it does or how it operates? This is how it is with the machines in the strip-mall area of the tower. Its not that they're one machine designed to do a particular thing, its a variety of machines with a variety of purposes, all together which achieve a precise function.
Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.62179
62185
>>62177
"So I know you're super sharp, you can talk, you can shoot fire, and you can cleave. What else can you do? Also... who made you then?"
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
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No.62180
62181
I can't post pics for some reason
Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.62181
62183
>>62180
What is the error message?
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
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No.62182
>>>/test/
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62183
62189
>>62181
There is none. Nothing happens when I click the box.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62184
>>62174
The mace was cursed...
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.62185
62189
>>62179
"His name was Warzdid the Wondrous Mage Most Magnificent - a compatriot of Ga'ren's - after a long and rich campaign."

Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62186
62188
Where is everyone btw?
Anonymous
69J36
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No.62187
62188
>>62178
How does one learn to use them?
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.62188
62190 62192 62213
"Lets see, I can detect alignment, I'm light as a feather sometimes,..."
>>62186
... Somewhere once, in the stables of the tower ...
>>62187
Find yourself a professional. Someone who can take a 10 on a DC 35
Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.62189
62193 62194
9db23689f1cc94934957a05915b56de5dd349cf4e4ebc3775bf03b42869eb8cc.png
>>62185
"And they made you to be an intelligent sword? Did he want company?"

>>62183
This was the problem we had with the drag and drop system. You may have accidentally selected that, it may be something with your browser, or it may be a new problem caused by updates to the Javascript that have just been added. My guess is either you just didn't click something right, or there's something on your end. Are you using a phone?

Posting test image
Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.62190
>>62188
"Well I knew those...... I just forgot...."
Looks away in shame
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
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No.62192
62195
>>62188
What happened to the acorn?
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62193
>>62189
I'm using a phone
It works on /test/
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.62194
62199
>>62189
"Nae, it was so we could cause trouble to evil-doers! Since he had no magic and no steed, Warzdid figured he'd give him a unique advantage. Nobody expects the sword to *be* a character!"
In game terms, that allowed Warzdid's player to role-play shenanigens while Warzdid was memorizing spells and meta couldn't join in.
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62195
62196
>>62192
Is it also in the stables?
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.62196
62197
>>62195
Yes, it was on the floor when Tracy struck it and then went temporarily insane. Its still there now.

XUORR
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No.62197
62198
Spoilered
>>62196
*Destroys*
XUORR
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No.62198
62200
[1d20 = 3]
>>62197

Anonymous
ed/oZ
?
No.62199
62202
>>62194
"I see. Want to tell me more about yourself? About Aeons gone by?"
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.62200
62201
>>62198
"You just don't learn do you?"
XUORR
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No.62201
62202
[1d20 = 7]
>>62200
Tracy relentlessly continues her attempts to destroy the acorn.
What's it's hardness?
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.62202
62208
>>62199
"Aye lad, in time. In time. Now, fetch me some more booz! I hear they have a tap in this version of the tower!"
>>62201
No u
XUORR
?
No.62203
62204
[1d20 = 8]
>tfw no daggers to cut through wood
*Crushes with hooves*
XUORR
?
No.62204
62205
[1d20 = 17]
>>62203
Fuck you, tree egg!
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.62205
62206
>>62204
The acorn disappears from Tracy's hooves.
Anonymous
XUORR
?
No.62206
>>62205
*Snorts a tiny whisp of smoke*
"Grrr..!*
Anonymous
XUORR
?
No.62207
"Fucking white cunt is still around..!" Tracy curses, clearly put off after hearing Troll's voice
Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.62208
>>62202
"Uh... okay"

Trumpaladin heads towards the kitchen, and once there, retrieves whiskey from the tap
Anonymous
XUORR
?
No.62209
*sniffs ground, just making sure the acorn is gone*
Anonymous
XUORR
?
No.62210
62211
captain_ahab_by_arcanechroma-db69ims.jpg
Fucking acorn.
This isn't over.
Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.62211
62212
6T0i2cQ.jpg
>>62210

Anonymous
XUORR
?
No.62212
>>62211
Kek
Anonymous
69J36
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No.62213
>>62188
>Looks towards Lenos

On what check? Crafting or use magical device?
Anonymous
XUORR
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No.62214
62215
Detect Good to sense traces of magick from that acorn.
Anonymous
69J36
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No.62215
62216
>>62214
>Inb4 ded
Anonymous
XUORR
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No.62216
>>62215
Like that'll stop me.
Anonymous
XUORR
?
No.62217
62220
>>62173
*Constructs plaground, school and Gay marriage field behind orphanage*
Anonymous
XUORR
?
No.62218
62220
Gay marriage
Anonymous
XUORR
?
No.62219
Futbol
Anonymous
aMl60
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No.62220
62221
>>62217
>>62218
Jej!
Anonymous
XUORR
?
No.62221
62223
>>62220
Haha...
Anonymous
XUORR
?
No.62222
2000px-Soccer_ball.svg.png
Truncated icosahedron
Anonymous
ed/oZ
?
No.62223
1tdl1kr-640x450.jpg
>>62221
He says Nervously
Anonymous
XUORR
?
No.62228
*takes birdies for a walk*
Anonymous
XUORR
?
No.62229
62230 62232
So whatever happened to the acorn?
Anonymous
XUORR
?
No.62230
62231 62232
>>62229
It "disappeared from her hooves", but did it ever reappear?
Anonymous
XUORR
?
No.62231
62232
>>62230
I'm going to kill that acorn.
Anonymous
ed/oZ
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No.62232
Troll Hyde.jpg
>>62229
>>62230
>>62231
She can't just keep getting away with it!
Anonymous
XUORR
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No.62233
vm09gbufzc901.jpg
If it has hit points, you can break it. Nothing is indestructible.
I will find da wey.
Anonymous
XUORR
?
No.62234
62279
Hey, Torc, remember to send Felicia back.
Anonymous
+rclB
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No.62252
*feeds birdies*
Anonymous
XUORR
?
No.62254
*trains*
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62265
Fug, we're gonna have a lot of players...
Mrs. Sentry
XUORR
?
No.62266
62268 62276
*continues grinding in holodeck* for combat expertise
Anonymous
ed/oZ
?
No.62267
*Grinds in Holodeck for Weapon Focus*
Anonymous
+hx53
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No.62268
62269
>>62266
*trains improved bull rush*
Anonymous
XUORR
?
No.62269
>>62268
Didn't he do that already with Tracy?
Learn Awesome Blow.
Anonymous
XUORR
?
No.62270
*brushes birdies*
Anonymous
69J36
?
No.62271
62272
>"Torcuil and Death sittin in a tree"
"Damn you"
>"K-I-S-S-I-N-G"
"What are you, 10?"
>"First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes Torcuil pushing a baby carriage."
"I hate you"
>"No you don't"
Anonymous
aMl60
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No.62272
62273
>>62271
I love snek and torcs comedy act. Ever think about becoming a comic?
Anonymous
69J36
?
No.62273
>>62272
Honestly? No.
Mainly cause I can't draw
Anonymous
XUORR
?
No.62274
*brushes birdies*
*Fixes their bows*
Anonymous
XUORR
?
No.62276
>>62266
*training regime abruptly changes to Spring Attack*
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.62278
62280 62281 62282 62285
Alright then, let's begin. When we last left off in any sort of story-line sense, the party was speeding in their variety of ways to Infernius' rescue/retrieval. Trump, Fae, Stix, Torcuil, Snek, and Tracy all stand before a thick set of vault doors, themselves in a room maybe 30'x30'. At the same time, Thez and Torcuil speed toward Infernius through the floor and underground structure of Cardashil via the ethereal plane, this time without the aid of flying midgits.

As the Double doors come forcefully to a halt, they can see the room is dark, apparently having no light source inside. A few dozen feet out, they can see the beginnings of remains, bits and pieces. Beyond that, there begin to be larger portions, legs and arms. Then torsos, then bodies. An eerie silence issues from the open doors.
Anonymous
XUORR
?
No.62279
>>62234
What spell was used for this anyway? Was it Lesser Planar Binding?
Anonymous
XUORR
?
No.62280
>>62278
*Is still hiding behind rest of party as cover, hoping for a sneak attack*
Anonymous
69J36
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No.62281
>>62278
>"Uh, where's the idiot who feeds me?"

Meanwhile, on the ethereal plane

Torcuil (not being burdened with leprechauns) says something quite calmly and rationally to Thez.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Anonymous
ed/oZ
?
No.62282
62289
>>62278
Cast Daylight into the room, if that is possible
Anonymous
v+pQf
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No.62283
62284 62289
Isnt lenos with trump and tracy?
Anonymous
ed/oZ
?
No.62284
>>62283
Yes, and Stix and Fae in the 30x30 room looking into the dark, opened room
Anonymous
aMl60
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No.62285
>>62278
I forget do i have my items or not?
Anonymous
v+pQf
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No.62286
62287 62288
Are there any stix or something rigid at least 2 feet long?
Anonymous
69J36
?
No.62287
>>62286
Are you looking for a staff?
Anonymous
ed/oZ
?
No.62288
>>62286
We have a pony named stix that is at least 2 feet long
Anonymous
mMD0+
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No.62289
62290 62291 62292 62293
>>62283
Yes, I forgot Lenos in the initial description.
>>62282
Beaming light of purest Footbal springs forth from Trump illuminating further into the room showing further in the amount of debris along into this room is excessive and massive in scale. So much so, that the way in is more of a path of the lowest wedge between two piles. The way forward is narrow and difficult to maneuver.
A *ding!* sound emits from all the assembled IDs.
In response to the sunlight rays that pierce the darkness so obviously a wave of screeching hiss sounds can be heard all over in the distance.
Anonymous
aMl60
?
No.62290
>>62289
*reeeees at hissing*
Anonymous
ed/oZ
?
No.62291
62294
>>62289
Trumpaladin checks his ID with a move action, and Detects evil as a standard action. If both are not possible, check ID for the message
Anonymous
XUORR
?
No.62292
62299
>>62289
*Ducking for cover intensifies*
*Readies weapons*