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Mystery Nuts
Anonymous
vPzPk
?
No.60316
60318 60319 60321 60323 60324 60327 60367 60495 61609
This thread continues the ongoing RP/Shitposting game. Its based on D&D 3.5e core rules with exceptions made for just about anything. Its essentially a play-by-shitpost RPG with structural additions. Games get hairy on Saturdays, but weekends in general; weekdays are for meta and shitposting.

Most pressing of the situations is that involving Infernius, Trump, and Tracy; the former finds himself being surrounded by robots, while flying robots seem to have cut off his escape. As nimble as Uatchit is, his situation doesn't look good. Trump has fled outside the Cardashil wall, and his pursuit disengaged to secure the perimeter of the city. In short, Cardashil is now a Panopticon. Meanwhile, Tracy - er, a praying mantis who is clearly identifiable as Frank (or any of 3 other identities) - is amongst a throng headed for the teleportation gates along the perimeter of the park area.
Oh yes, and those grenades. One of the robots has char marks and scraping on it.

Meanwhile Stix, Torcuil, Snek, and Thez are having an otherwise constructive conversation in the Tower.
1113 replies and 107 files omitted.
Anonymous
B7fFk
?
No.60737
60739
>>60736
TF meant the location near where Trumpaladin is
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
?
No.60738
60739
>>60736
>Mantis
I had her change to a leprechaun a while ago (thus the irish stereotypes).
Is the hole they originally went through at ground level or in the roof?
Anonymous
vPzPk
?
No.60739
>>60738
Noted
>still sees her as a mantis
>>60738
Its at ground level, I misinterpreted which hole kek you meant
>>60737
My bad, thought the roof
BXH7v
?
No.60740
60741 60742
[1d20 = 7]
Tracy dives through the hole in the dome and tackles Brad affectionately at full speed.
Spirited Bull Rush
Anonymous
B7fFk
?
No.60741
60743 60744
Can I roll reflex save?

>>60740
"GAH!"
Anonymous
vPzPk
?
No.60742
>>60740
Again, though there is an observable overhead presence that is constantly observing, none of the bots seem to care.

Almost like, if you have an ID they DGAF, but if you don't they cook you.
Anonymous
vPzPk
?
No.60743
>>60741
Always
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
?
No.60744
>>60741
You can roll an opposed Strength check if you give a fuck.
She's bigger tho.
B7fFk
?
No.60745
60746 60747
[1d20 = 14]
Reflex save on Pony

Or Strength check, I have no idea
Anonymous
B7fFk
?
No.60746
60748
>>60745
Huzzah! He might have been not tackled
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
?
No.60747
60750
>>60745
>tfw two size categories bigger than u
Tracy wins!

Brad is lovingly knocked back 5 ft.
Anonymous
vPzPk
?
No.60748
60750
>>60746
He side-stepped, if that's his desired outcome
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
?
No.60749
Reeee! It's a bull rush, not an overrun!
Anonymous
B7fFk
?
No.60750
60751
>>60747
"Pony, what happened? Where is Infernius?"

>>60747
>>60748
Kek
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
?
No.60751
60753
>>60750
"Infernius is kill."
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
?
No.60752
60753
*sits on Brad*
Anonymous
B7fFk
?
No.60753
60754
>>60751
[sad paladin noises]

>>60752
reeeee
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
?
No.60754
60755
>>60753
"There was nothing I could do. Couldn't even sweep him up because of all of those mailboxes..."
B7fFk
?
No.60755
60756
[1d20 = 4]
>>60754
"Then Let's go in to sweep him up"

Rolling to mount horsey
Anonymous
B7fFk
?
No.60756
>>60755
Not sure if horse is mounted or mounted by horse
Anonymous
vPzPk
?
No.60757
Now then. While Infernius is Well, he is not technically kill. This is evident by the fact that he's not waking up in the entertron still hungry. Instead, his remains are being collected by waste removal bots.

Tracy successfully reunites with Trump, replete with +3 IDs for full access

BXH7v
?
No.60758
60759 60760
[1d20+21 = 40]
"Let me change your disguise."
Sleight of Hand to slip a card in Brad's pocket.
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
?
No.60759
>>60758
*throws dust*
Anonymous
B7fFk
?
No.60760
60761
>>60758
"Are we going to get him or not?"
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
?
No.60761
60762
>>60760
"That's the plan."
*rears*
Anonymous
B7fFk
?
No.60762
60763
>>60761
Directs horse to go to where ever the remain are, having more faith in speed than in stealth
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
?
No.60763
60765
Tracy throws some dust in Fae's face that makes her look like a giant goldfish with tarantuala legs, despite having no intention of bringing her along.
>>60762
Tracy does this, while ethereal.
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
?
No.60764
The Mantis pastor and Bridget were actually characters I made up in my old creative writing class btw.
Anonymous
vPzPk
?
No.60765
60767
>>60763
>Fae is now a goldfish with tarantula legs
As Tracy and Trump return to the scene, unmolested by flsmr cuz IDs, they find that what remains of Infernius is being loaded onto a trolley, by a grip of bots with specialized nozzles
Anonymous
vPzPk
?
No.60766
*flames
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
?
No.60767
>>60765
[lurking ghost-pony noises]
Tracy follows.
Anonymous
B7fFk
?
No.60768
60769 60770
I need to break something. Not in game, but in real life. Like really break something.

I remember an episode of Deadliest Catch, season 2, that I watched many years ago where a guy gets pissed off, throws a large plastic tray in the water an starts shooting at it with an assault rifle. I really envy that guy
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
?
No.60769
>>60768
Sorry about that, m8.
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
?
No.60770
60771
>>60768
You own a gun?
Anonymous
B7fFk
?
No.60771
60772
>>60770
No. Never had any money for one
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
?
No.60772
>>60771
Neither do I...
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
?
No.60774
60775 60777
It's late.
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
?
No.60775
>>60774
*collapses*
Anonymous
B7fFk
?
No.60776
Screams. But there's no one to hear his screams
Anonymous
vPzPk
?
No.60777
60784
>>60774
Its my fault, I thought for a moment that I was sociable
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
?
No.60784
>>60777
No problem, m8. Do what you need to do.
Anonymous
BXH7v
?
No.60785
60786 60787
*throws glitter in Brad's face*
Anonymous
73pjI
?
No.60786
>>60785
Pocket sand... er, glitter!
Anonymous
BXH7v
?
No.60787
60788 60789
>>60785
Btw, Brad's disguise is now that of an orangutan named Clyde.
Anonymous
BXH7v
?
No.60788
>>60787
Tracy's disguise shifts into that of a huge construct that resembles a monster truck.
Anonymous
BXH7v
?
No.60789
>>60787
Mind that the dust that originally changed Brad's appearance still hasn't worn off, so he's currently disguised as an ostrich disguised as an orangutan named Clyde.
This is relevant because if anyone were looking for an ostrich (which some factions probably are), they would recognize the ostrich beneath the orangutan illusion. He could use the hat to solidify the illusion tho, and still roll for a Charisma-based disguised check.

Anonymous
BXH7v
?
No.60794
60795
*polishes lucky horseshoe*
*checks to see if mimic is still alive, and feeds it a pastrami sandwich from a zip-lock bag*
Anonymous
B7fFk
?
No.60795
60797 60799
>>60794
*glares at horse*
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
?
No.60797
60800
581393__safe_artist-colon-rainbow-dash-dosh_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_blushing_solo.png
>>60795
[sad/confused pony noises]
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
?
No.60799
60800 60801
>>60795
*quizzical look*
Anonymous
B7fFk
?
No.60800
>>60797
>>60799
*sighs, then looks ahead*
Anonymous
B7fFk
?
No.60801
60802
>>60799
>"Where were you earlier?"
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
?
No.60802
>>60801
"In the crowd." Revs the monster truck
Anonymous
vPzPk
?
No.60804
60805 60807
I'm here, I'm just having trouble getting going today
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
?
No.60805
60806
>>60804
I've been there before...
Rake all the time you need.
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
?
No.60806
>>60805
*take
Anonymous
B7fFk
?
No.60807
60808 60809 60811
Me.jpg
>>60804
I'm going, but the problem is I'm pic related... which is me all the time.

Also I'll be on mobile the whole day
Anonymous
73pjI
?
No.60808
>>60807
I know that feeling.
Anonymous
vPzPk
?
No.60809
60810
>>60807
frozen?
Anonymous
73pjI
?
No.60810
>>60809
I think it is the irritation inside behind the frozen outside
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
?
No.60811
>>60807
You can't play today?
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
?
No.60812
60813
*rolls towards mailboxes sweeping up Infernius*
Anonymous
vPzPk
?
No.60813
60814
>>60812
A shazbot positions its self in between Tracy and the scene.
"ALL OF YOU PLEASE STAY BACK FOR YOUR SAFETY." The bot monotones.
BXH7v
?
No.60814
60815 60817
66e60c4c2aa216b5de686a4fe7383725.jpg
[1d20+6 = 10]
>>60813
"~Vrooooooooooom Vrooooooooom!"
Diplomacy check to convince the wheel-lets to stand aside while a real machine handles the cleanup.
I'm that bored..
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
?
No.60815
60816
>>60814
Nevertheless, Tracy stands back and observes the machine loading Infernius's remains.
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
?
No.60816
60817
>>60815
How many clean-up bots are there? Are they the same model as the other bots?
Anonymous
vPzPk
?
No.60817
60818
>>60814
The shazbot seems unimpressed. "THE FOUR OF YOU ARE NOT REQUIRED."
Speaking of which, all of Tracy's IDs emit notification pings.
>>60816
No, they're different than the shazbots.
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
?
No.60818
60819
>>60817
Tracy realizes she's being an idiot, and moves away from the center of action and parks herself in an alley as she considers her next course of action.
She checks Gorplemonger's ID-thingy.
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
?
No.60819
>>60818
She also takes note that the bot was able to detect the IDs in her back, and stops to consider that carrying extra IDs might reveal her in the presence of non-robot creatures.
Anonymous
PTm+I
?
No.60820
60821
"What was that sound?"
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
?
No.60821
60822 60824
>>60820
"Um, ugh.." Tracy trails off, not deciding against attempting to conceal her stolen electronics.
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
?
No.60822
>>60821
*yes deciding against
Anonymous
vPzPk
?
No.60823
60825
The IDs display a lengthy explanation of the incident moments ago. It claims that Infernius and Trump were participants of the Arena level who had managed to reach the city level. It also makes an additional reminder to keep one's ID on themselves at all times, as there were several participants who had neglected to do so, offering meager condolences to anyone who may have known whomever it was.
Anonymous
PTm+I
?
No.60824
60826
>>60821
"What are those?"
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
?
No.60825
60829
>>60823
Does it show any indication of knowing exactly who it was that failed to keep their IDs with them (important, because I was intending to potentially assume their identities later on)?
>It claims that Infernius and Trump
Does it mention them by name, or does it mention 'some red cow and an ostrich?'

"Arena level..? I wonder what that could be..." Tracy ponders, trying to wrap her head around the scope of the dome's security communications
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
?
No.60826
60827 60829
>>60824
"I'm not entirely sure.." Tracy says, fidgeting with Gorplemonger's device.
"Whatever it is, it has some kind of news message on it: it looks like the whole city knows we're here."
Anonymous
PTm+I
?
No.60827
60828
>>60826
"Well where did you get them and why?"
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
?
No.60828
60830
>>60827
"Well, I.. you see.."
Anonymous
vPzPk
?
No.60829
60831
>>60825
No. Frank, Otto, Alfonso, and ??? were all quite squishy and were reduced to ash quite readily, due to their clothing, as well as whatever cosmetics and/or hair-products they may have been using. I didn't really come up with a back-story for them, I was hoping I could shirk that. In any case, they were beyond identification by the administration.
>>60826
That's an inaccurate statement
Anonymous
PTm+I
?
No.60830
60831
>>60828
"You what?"
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
?
No.60831
60832 60833
Tracy backs further into the alley, making sure she's out of sight from the crowd.
>>60829
Tracy is only as clever as her faggot, so she's still on alert, considering the possibility that other residents might be aware of their break in.
I didn't really care to use their disguises, it was just a fallback idea.
>>60830
"Will you promise me you won't be mad?"
Anonymous
PTm+I
?
No.60832
60834
>>60831
"No. Now what is it pony?"
Anonymous
vPzPk
?
No.60833
60834 60839
>>60831
I assume that Tracy gave Trump one of the IDs, cuz I can't think why he wouldn't be getting set on fire. In that event, Trump's ID displays the same information.
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
?
No.60834
60835
>>60832
*tosses him off of her back and sits on him*
"It's some kind of ID card. I'm not really sure how it works, but it seems like the robots will believe you're one of the residents while you're carrying it, as far as can tell."
>>60833
Tracy slipped one in his pocket without him knowing, but it would've binged by now to alert him of it.
Anonymous
PTm+I
?
No.60835
60836
>>60834
I'm guessing Trumpaladin would finally notice the ID in his pocket, so he pulls it out

"How did this get there?

So these IDs... Why do you have 3 of them?"
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
?
No.60836
60837
>>60835
*smushing intensifies*
"I kind of.. got them from some of the localresidents."
Anonymous
PTm+I
?
No.60837
60838
>>60836
"What do you mean?"
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
?
No.60838
60840
>>60837
"I picked them up.."
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
?
No.60839
60842
>>60833
Tracy curiously fidgets with the device some more, using her floating hands (claws retracted).
Is there any information available on it other than the notifications that just popped up? Perhaps a map for local residents?
Anonymous
PTm+I
?
No.60840
60841
>>60838
"From?"
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
?
No.60841
60843
>>60840
*smushes*
"I stole them." Tracy says flatly
"I subtly picked the cards out of the pockets of several individuals in the plaza and watched contently as the mailboxes reduced them to piles of fine powder."
Anonymous
vPzPk
?
No.60842
60844 60845 60850
>>60839
Yes, there's a fully indexed section with information, I'm just having difficulty with descriptions at the moment. Additionally, my persistent critical nature is more active than usual. the part of me that says "ITS SHIT!"
Anonymous
PTm+I
?
No.60843
60845 60846
image.jpeg
>>60841

Anonymous
PTm+I
?
No.60844
>>60842
Trumpaladin inspects the device himself
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
?
No.60845
>>60842
No worries.

Tracy takes a while, fidgeting and trying to figure out how to handle the device (despite being able to hold weapons easily, she's still not used to having fingers), and takes a peak at the bots cleaning up Infernius's remains.
>>60843
Brad feels a ripple in Tracy's plot from his position, indicating that the mare just made a movement to shrug.
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
?
No.60846
60847
>>60843
"... Are you mad at me..?" She asks, sheepishly
Anonymous
PTm+I
?
No.60847
60848
>>60846
"Yes." Trumpaladin responds with a bit of anger, but otherwise seems enraptured by the device. Without looking up, he says "did you do anything else?"
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
?
No.60848
60849 60851
>>60847
"Not really. You and Infernius showed up just afterwards.. and then that happened..." Tracy says, grimly gesturing towards the smoldering pile in the plaza
Anonymous
PTm+I
?
No.60849
60852
>>60848
"Learn anything about Great Leader" he says staring at the ID
Anonymous
PTm+I
?
No.60850
60851
>>60842
Can Trumpaladin get to the home screen?