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Mystery Nuts
Anonymous
vPzPk
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No.60316
60318 60319 60321 60323 60324 60327 60367 60495 61609
This thread continues the ongoing RP/Shitposting game. Its based on D&D 3.5e core rules with exceptions made for just about anything. Its essentially a play-by-shitpost RPG with structural additions. Games get hairy on Saturdays, but weekends in general; weekdays are for meta and shitposting.

Most pressing of the situations is that involving Infernius, Trump, and Tracy; the former finds himself being surrounded by robots, while flying robots seem to have cut off his escape. As nimble as Uatchit is, his situation doesn't look good. Trump has fled outside the Cardashil wall, and his pursuit disengaged to secure the perimeter of the city. In short, Cardashil is now a Panopticon. Meanwhile, Tracy - er, a praying mantis who is clearly identifiable as Frank (or any of 3 other identities) - is amongst a throng headed for the teleportation gates along the perimeter of the park area.
Oh yes, and those grenades. One of the robots has char marks and scraping on it.

Meanwhile Stix, Torcuil, Snek, and Thez are having an otherwise constructive conversation in the Tower.
1113 replies and 102 files omitted.
Anonymous
vPzPk
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No.61496
61497 61498 61510
>>61494
K, just checking. Thought she was going to start stabbing things before I even got in thread.
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.61497
>>61496
She's just getting ready.
Anonymous
Llvh5
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No.61498
61499
>>61496
*pets tracy in dream to calm down*
Anonymous
yM5Fv
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No.61499
61500 61501 61502
>>61498
*Dream Tracy stabs him*
Anonymous
28InT
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No.61500
>>61499
RIP dream Infernius
Anonymous
Llvh5
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No.61501
>>61499
*eyes turn into mouths*
"Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!"
"Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!"
Anonymous
vPzPk
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No.61502
61504
>>61499
I bet Tracy is a hoot with Madlibs
Anonymous
73pjI
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No.61503
61505 61513
So since Stix has his dagger, something GM just threw on him long after stating he forgot it... but I digress Stix would not have left the tower, not met Death, and would be looking around the place to figure out the layout
Anonymous
28InT
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No.61504
>>61502
>I need a verb.
>>Stab
>Uh okay, and adjective?
>>Sharp
>Errr... Noun?
>>Dagger
>... I'm afraid to ask... Verb
>>Stab
>Noun?
>>Knife wound
Anonymous
28InT
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No.61505
61507
>>61503
Well I gotta wait for a response from Death before saying if they'll meet again.
I guess Snek is third Wheeling then
yM5Fv
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No.61506
61513 61598
*waits for responses to >>61466 and
>>61470 *
\r
Anonymous
28InT
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No.61507
61508
>>61505
>Snek rolls like a log
>"This is boring. I wanna fight something or shit."
Anonymous
Llvh5
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No.61508
61509
>>61507
*hugs snek like teddy bear in dream*
Anonymous
28InT
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No.61509
>>61508
>Snek hugs back
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.61510
61511 61513
>>61496
*Tracy patiently waits patiently*
Anonymous
yM5Fv
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No.61511
>>61510
*pets pony*
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.61512
What's this area of the city look like btw? Residential zoning?
Anonymous
vPzPk
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No.61513
61514 61516
>>61510
I'm so not starting yet. I've got stuff going at the moment
>>61506
THANK YOU
>>61503
Okay, fine, he doesn't have his dagger. I figured since it was still in plain sight, not egregiously out of the way, and obviously important to him that he might have snagged it at some point, for simplicity's sake. I appreciate that the player dictates the character's actions, but characters with established personalities can be said to do things consistent with their personality. For example, when off "camera" Thez frequently practices martial forms and maintains her conditioning. I don't say "She's doing this now", that would just be the context from which she is arriving "on" camera
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.61514
>>61513
okay
Anonymous
yM5Fv
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No.61515
>>61480
Song so related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bpq6oIvmsi4
Anonymous
73pjI
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No.61516
61517 61518
>>61513
I see. Thank for explaining this. I will know for next time.
I seriously don’t understand why everyone is so mad about this. It is just something to do while I have literally nothing going on...
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.61517
>>61516
Nobody is mad.
Anonymous
vPzPk
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No.61518
61519
>>61516
I'm not mad, I'm just confused. I thought he wanted the dagger, so I would let him have it back. Hell, I could have one of the citizens find it, return it to the Gestapo, the Gestapo would then report to whoever was in the tower (which is Thez at the least), and then it could be returned. Beyond the story element of it, it seemed like a non-obstacled aquisition
Anonymous
73pjI
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No.61519
61520
>>61518
I had no idea about these ways of getting it. I thought it would mainly be only my actions that could get it back. I don’t have to go get it, I just thought that was the only logical choice with the idea in my head I had to anounce my intentions to get it back
Anonymous
vPzPk
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No.61520
61521
>>61519
If its not something I'm aware of or has been established, yes. However, you had sufficiently indicated Stix' desire to retrieve it, so I figured that since there's not an army of goblins guarding it, it can be easily cinema'd.
Anonymous
73pjI
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No.61521
61522 61525
>>61520
Cinema’d?
Anonymous
Llvh5
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No.61522
>>61521
Done easliy.
Anonymous
Llvh5
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No.61523
61524 61525
*tries to pick up ash of thez*
*ash blows away*
*fingers turn into communists*
Anonymous
Llvh5
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No.61524
61525
>>61523
*fingers starve and turn black*
*mail box kike laughs*
Anonymous
vPzPk
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No.61525
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>>61521
Cinema'd = Like in games where dialogue, exchanges, and interactions occur outside of direct or deliberate direction in a cutscene of sorts.
>>61523
>>61524
I both kekd and was sad by this
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.61526
I'm not leaving this city without Tracy knives, and somebody's ass to put over the fireplace.
Anonymous
73pjI
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No.61527
>>61525
Interesting. So I can just call for one of those then and get it back right away?
Anonymous
Llvh5
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No.61528
61529 61531
>>61525
*arms turn into hair*
*sees a huge air breathing shrimpflies by*
*a cheshire cat with the body of tracy cuts my hair arms off*
*sacred geometry everywhere*

Anonymous
28InT
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No.61529
61530
>>61528
Nice flag
Anonymous
Llvh5
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No.61530
>>61529
Boy it sure got nightmare in here.
Martin The Destroyer
BXH7v
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No.61531
61532
1510103521197-0.jpg
>>61528
You see this guy before you.

"Oy vey, red one. Join us; together we can make Europe Great Again."
Anonymous
Llvh5
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No.61532
61533
>>61531
*screams out eye mouths*
"Fuck you!! Jew!"
Martin The Destroyer
BXH7v
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No.61533
61534
>>61532
Martin points at you
*you turn blue*
*a ring of stars appears on your chest*
"MUAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Anonymous
Llvh5
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No.61534
61535
>>61533
"Nooooooooooooooo"
*martain explodes into a gay pride parade*
Anonymous
BXH7v
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No.61535
61538
>>61534
*Infernius's body contorts and flattens into a long red carpet*
*faggots, all half-naked, armed with rainbow dildos, march down him while chanting communist slogans*
Anonymous
28InT
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No.61536
61537
What the actual fucking hell am I reading
Anonymous
BXH7v
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No.61537
>>61536
Infernius is having a nightmare.
He is trapped in limbo, neither alive nor dead.
Anonymous
Llvh5
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No.61538
>>61535
*reeeeeeeeeeees*
*mouth and eyes are gone*
*suddenly they are in Dresden the night of the raid*
Anonymous
vPzPk
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No.61539
61540 61541
Let me know if and when you guys get shit sorted. This is untenable desu
Anonymous
Llvh5
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No.61540
>>61539
Post stoped being deleted.
Anonymous
BXH7v
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No.61541
>>61539
Who's been deleting things?
Anonymous
vPzPk
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No.61542
61543
When did I say deletions? I said shit together.
Anonymous
28InT
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No.61543
61544
>>61542
Is this the nightmare, the changes, or ???

I just want to play
Anonymous
vPzPk
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No.61544
61545
>>61543
I'd love to, I was halfway through new bread OP, but all I keep seeing on and off board is a bunch of stupid shit. So, I reiterate, let me know.
Anonymous
73pjI
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No.61545
>>61544
Oh, give me a break. Your getting upset over stupid shit now? Your being ridiculous. Stop getting emotional like every single other person on this game already. Ugh... why is it so hard to get along?
Anonymous
yM5Fv
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No.61546
61549
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>I try to listen to an audiobook and play a game of civilization and in only like 20 minutes two people have quit the discord over some drama
Are you shitting me?
Anonymous
Llvh5
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No.61547
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Sorry.
Anonymous
Llvh5
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No.61548
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1519235445451-0.gif
>>61547
Ill abstain from playing because ive been a bad friend, team- mate, and partner.
Anonymous
73pjI
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No.61549
61550 61552
>>61546
Apparently... I have no idea what has been getting over people lately, but you guys get too upset over everything. And now everything is messed up and probably has stopped the game and I hadn’t even done anything to warrant this. Wonderful... can’t you people ever make up for the good of the group if not for each other? I shouldn’t be selfish about this, but your fighting is disrupting my story just as much as anyone else’s because apparently GM ain’t going to play with this drama...
Anonymous
vPzPk
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No.61550
61553 61556
>>61549
There's a time and place for everything.
Anonymous
vPzPk
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No.61551
61553
But not ALL the time
Anonymous
yM5Fv
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No.61552
61554 61556
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>>61549
It's a normal friday around here. Calm your tits.

Goddamn I wish I could have a brisket baked potato like I had last Friday night
Anonymous
Llvh5
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No.61553
>>61550
>>61551
See.
>>61548
>>61547
Anonymous
28InT
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No.61554
>>61552
Sadly accurate Af
Anonymous
28InT
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No.61555
61557
WE NEED RESET
Anonymous
73pjI
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No.61556
61557
>>61552
You haven’t seen me upset then. I am calm, just disappointed with how everyone is acting. I don’t care if you normally act this way, this is childish behavior that is supposed to be corrected from an early age. It’s foolish to hold grudges against your friends.

>>61550
Explain please. What is this thing that needs a time and place?

Anonymous
vPzPk
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No.61557
61559 61560
>>61555
Checked
>>61556
Acting a damn fool cuz "le randum lulz" for starters
Anonymous
vPzPk
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No.61558
NOT doing so, being the obvious alternative
Anonymous
73pjI
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No.61559
61561
>>61557
Correct. So why act in similar fashion?
Anonymous
BXH7v
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No.61560
>>61557
I'm sorry too..
Anonymous
vPzPk
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No.61561
61562 61564
>>61559
Do you think I'm laughing now? That this is fun, or funny, or pleasant for me? Its not. This literally hurts, but I'm at my wits end trying to hold everything together, make everything make sense so that everyone - everyone - can have a good time and hopefully some memorable experiences.
Anonymous
28InT
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No.61562
>>61561
It's definitely been memorable
>Kills a god with one spell
>Seduces Death
>Died multiple times
Anonymous
BXH7v
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No.61563
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I guess I haven't been the best player either, especially not lately..
Anonymous
Llvh5
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No.61564
61566
>>61561
Im a shit person,i know.
For Whom the Bell Tolls
Anonymous
yM5Fv
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No.61565
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I know I've talked about this a bit already, but I'm going to talk a bit more. I very highly recommend Ernest Hemmingway's "For Whom The Bell Tolls." It is incredibly well written, with out the superfluity of description of some of the older writers, and it offers a superb exploration of war, death, and why Communism is awful.

You can listen to it on Audiobook for free while you drive, play video games, or go on walks. The voice acting is superb and believable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaV6FVTeuO8
Anonymous
vPzPk
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No.61566
61567
>>61564
THATS NOT WHAT I SAID
Anonymous
Llvh5
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No.61567
>>61566
Im sorry.
Anonymous
28InT
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No.61569
61570
>drama intensifies
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.61570
61571
>>61569
>bathhouse intensifies
I'm sorry tho...
Anonymous
yM5Fv
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No.61571
61572
Merry Christmas.png
>>61570
Even to me?
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.61572
61573 61575
>>61571
*sits on u*
yM5Fv
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No.61573
>>61572
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
\r
Anonymous
yM5Fv
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No.61575
61576
>>61572
Are you shitting me? You withdrew from the discord too?
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.61576
>>61575
I decided I don't really want to use Discord. I was only on it because everyone else was. I'd rather post here.
Anonymous
yM5Fv
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No.61577
61578 61579
Jesus Christ, all of you people need to get your shit together. Fucking unbelievable
Anonymous
28InT
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No.61578
>>61577
Dear Princess GM, I wanted to share my thoughts with you... *ahem*

I didn't learn anything! Ha, I was right all along!
Anonymous
Llvh5
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No.61579
61580
>>61577
Ill come back if gm does.
Anonymous
vPzPk
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No.61580
61581
>>61579
I never left, I'm patiently waiting.

You know, like everyone claims to have been.
Anonymous
Llvh5
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No.61581
61585
>>61580
In the discord?
Anonymous
yM5Fv
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No.61582
61583
If any of you are ready to get back to shitposting and having fun without Tracy's Faggot, here's the link https://discord.gg/jj948E2

And if you want to play well you know damn well where we left off
Anonymous
Llvh5
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No.61583
61584
>>61582
Ive dissaponed my friends. I dont deserve to play.
Anonymous
28InT
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No.61584
61587
>>61583
Stop the fucking self pity
Anonymous
vPzPk
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No.61585
61586 61587 61588
>>61581
What use is the discord?
Anonymous
yM5Fv
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No.61586
>>61585
Of topic talking and talking about the site and so on. Get in here. Scones needs feels or something
Anonymous
Llvh5
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No.61587
>>61584
>>61585
Ok...
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.61588
61589
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>>61585
This
Brad's faggot got his admin thing back. Why not just use the site?
I always thought discord groups were cancer.
Anonymous
yM5Fv
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No.61589
61590 61592
>>61588
Becaue I don't like clogging up the site with brief replies that are like two sentences long and are better posted in an instant messaging service. Or in namefagging and off-topic posts that really don't have anything to do with roleplay or games. I'd rather that be in a discord where it is more appropriate, and we do serious gameplay in the threads
Anonymous
vPzPk
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No.61590
61591 61598
>>61589
That explains the euro-cuck flag,....
Anonymous
yM5Fv
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No.61591
>>61590
The Euro-cuck flag was because he made a post saying America lost to Canada in the war of 1812
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.61592
61593
>>61589
I hate discord.
yM5Fv
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No.61593
>>61592
GM is saying some kind of important things now you should really be present for
Anonymous
28InT
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No.61594
61596
We shall return to our previously scheduled programming soon

In the meantime please enjoy a message from our sponsors:
Mrs. Sentry
BXH7v
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No.61595
61597
[sad pony noises]
Anonymous
28InT
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No.61596
>>61594
Our sponsors forgot to pay the advertising fees, so back to our previously scheduled programming
Anonymous
yM5Fv
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No.61597
>>61595
*pets pony*