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Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.58626
58627 58644 59336
RP/Shitposting thread - D&D 3.5 base rules, subject to interpretation, review, and elaboration. Open for all to spectate, bantz, shitpost, or full-on play.

We begin this thread in anticipation of the weekend, where most of the party is gradually infiltrating the grand city of Cardishore. With disguises varying from an Emu, Barney the dinosaur, and a mexican clown,... as well as Fae who is entirely without costume, Trump, Tracy, and Infernius try to get a handle on whatever the hell is going on in Cardishore now or in general.
Meanwhile, Torcuil is working to get that damn cannon fixed on the Stray Cat. Meanwhile Stix returns (to the tower?) with not many answers, an over-sized acorn, and definitely no other surprises.

Meanwhile Thez,... poor forgotten and alone Thez who is babysitting the port so that none of the party's enemies see their departure and think "Wah ha ha ha! With them gone I will destroy their precious city!" I mean she gets it,... but still.
>sad dwelf noises
1411 replies and 107 files omitted.
Anonymous
2OBux
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No.60069
60070 60071
>>60066
I don't think GM will let us stay and fight
Anonymous
/s2+g
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No.60070
60072
>>60069
Meh, if i cant fight i guess ill leave.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.60071
>>60069
It wasn't one of the options.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.60072
60073
>>60070
What were you going to do in the first place?
Anonymous
/s2+g
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No.60073
60074
>>60072
Fight
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.60074
60075
>>60073
I was hoping to get Tracy's equipment back before the real throat-slitting began...
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.60075
>>60074
Tracy sighs, realizing that she's probably not going to be able to get her beloved knives back next session.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.60076
60077 60078
>is bored
Anonymous
/s2+g
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No.60077
>>60076
*boops*
Anonymous
2OBux
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No.60078
60079
>>60076
*boops*
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.60079
>>60078
*boops*
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.60080
60081 60082
*absorbs Brad*
Anonymous
/s2+g
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No.60081
1517385934803-0.png
>>60080

Anonymous
2OBux
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No.60082
>>60080
REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.60083
60084 60086
>from the outside
*Toes sink into chest fluff*
"There you go..." Tracy says, patting her chest that seems slightly poofier from the disturbance but otherwise unchanged
Anonymous
/s2+g
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No.60084
60085
>>60083
*shrieks*
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.60085
60088
>>60084
*walks by him, ignoring the screaming bull and humming to herself nonchalantly*
Anonymous
2OBux
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No.60086
60087
>>60083
REEEEE!! Bad pony!
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.60087
>>60086
Shhhhhh... It'll be over soon...

/s2+g
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No.60088
60089
[1d20 = 8]
>>60085
*G-Grapples*
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.60089
>>60088
*fluff poofs out, making Tracy visibly double in size*
Are you sure you want to try that?
*static begins to pull Infernius closer somewhat*
2OBux
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No.60090
60091 60092 60112
[1d20+32 = 40]
>>59987
Scenarion 3: Trumpaladin uses the full force of his charisma to see if That Bitch wants sum fug
Anonymous
/s2+g
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No.60091
>>60090
*whips out dong*
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.60092
>>60090
Good, good.
*knocks crossbow*
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.60093
60094
I have the right kind of autism that allows me to find the posts we were talking about.
After Rockefeller died, Soros sought to claim his throne in the Abyss.
>>5897 →
>>8619 →
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.60094
60095 60111
>>60093
Berry could rule both planes though.
Anonymous
/s2+g
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No.60095
60096
>>60094
Berry should ally with the haus of thez
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.60096
60097 60098
>>60095
I figured Berry would be an Abomination (infernal), rather than a regular fiend, desu. A borderline goddess.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.60097
60098
>>60096
>is talking out his ass
Anonymous
/s2+g
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No.60098
60099
>>60097
>>60096
Jej
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.60099
>>60098
I just think epic level monsters are cool.
Anonymous
2OBux
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No.60100
*unsheathes sword*
yPY8d
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No.60101
60102
[1d20+43 = 55]
Spellcraft to turn Infernius into a pickle
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.60102
60103
>>60101
Just cast Polymorph Any Object. You don't need to roll.
Anonymous
yPY8d
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No.60103
60104
>>60102
Eh, spellcraft but oh well.
One sec and I'll figure out the DC for saving
Anonymous
yPY8d
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No.60104
>>60103
23 fort DC
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.60111
60112 60117
>>60094
Berry?
Anonymous
2OBux
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No.60112
>>60111
>>60090

Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.60117
60118
ec6.png
>>60111
We were shitposting on the discord that Berry Ebil was more powerful than Soros could ever dream to be.
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.60118
60119
>>60117
So is there a consensus?
Anonymous
/s2+g
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No.60119
60120
>>60118
On?
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.60120
60121
>>60119
Which scenario?
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.60121
60125
>>60120
I think 2 was most interesting, but I'll be quiet about it because I don't want to come off as a prick.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.60122
60123
Well? What's the canon going to be?
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.60123
>>60122
Thecannonwillbe800,sorryInevergotbacktoyouonthat
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.60124
60144
Kidding aside, I don't know; I've seen votes and rolls and suggestions and requests that aren't among the options, and all manner of what have you. What I haven't seen and no, I'm not logging in for the moment is a clear statement that reflects what everyone wants, pertaining to the three choices
Mrs. Sentry
B4Don
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No.60125
60126
>>60121
That demon rampaging in Cardishil sounds pretty interesting too.
Anonymous
/s2+g
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No.60126
60127 60128
>>60125
Ikr. I wanted to knoe more.
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.60127
60134
>>60126
I'm not just being coy, its that each path has a particular brand of spoilers. Personally, I prefer the second path also, just as long as no one is gonna get pissy cuz "muh swag".
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.60128
60129
>>60126
Those bracers always intrigued me desu. I suspected there was some special secret to them. Functionally, they seemed much less good than regular Bracers of Relentless Might, so I figured there was some hidden function or curse that distinguished them as artifacts.
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.60129
60130
>>60128
Bracers of Relentless might are OP without a hidden curse, function, or consequence
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.60130
60131
>>60129
Definitely. I don't think any other item gives such a drastic boost to stats.
Infernius had better make sure nobody sunders his belt while he's wearing them though.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.60131
60132
>>60130
Cursed items are cool that way. It's more fun for the most powerful magick items to have some kind of drawback, consequence, or key to activate them.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.60132
60134
>>60131
Also a good way to punish anyone who looted your home-made equipment from your cold dead body.
Anonymous
/s2+g
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No.60134
60136 60138
>>60127
But i love my arms.
>>60132
I like the fighting shadow thing better though.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.60136
>>60134
I'd like to observe it wreak havoc in Cardashil until the rest of the party gets there.
Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.60138
>>60134
Seems like a fun boss, desu. It's already been spoiled that it does that at this point, so I guess....
Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.60139
60140 60142
I wanna craft some of that Russian nerve agent.
Anonymous
/s2+g
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No.60140
60141 60145
>>60139
Oh oh can i help craft stuff?
Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.60141
60142 60171
>>60140
I'm surprised you haven't been crafting very much at all.
Ever thought of upgrading your sword?
Anonymous
2OBux
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No.60142
60143
>>60141
It's already super fucking high powered

>>60139
>wants more things
I think you should lose the horse shoes, the chain, the sword and so forth in Cardishore
Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.60143
60145
>>60142
>high powered.
It's just a +2 greatsword of Flaming Burst. He could turn it into a Flame Tongue, or add all sorts of effects to it.
Anonymous
yPY8d
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No.60144
>>60124
It's not really my choice to make, so I'll stay out of it
Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.60145
60149 60163
>>60143
>>60140
Infernius is a Cleric of the Good Domain, so he's the only one who could craft Holy weapons.
Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.60149
>>60145
Clerics get the best equipment.
Anonymous
2OBux
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No.60160
60161
>>60159
You can lose the shoes
Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.60161
60162
>>60160
The enemies will have to catch her first.
Anonymous
2OBux
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No.60162
>>60161
Then they can actually fight Infernius and Trump first
Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.60163
60164
>>60145
It's going to cost me an arm and a leg to get some good Unholy equipment..
Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.60164
>>60163
Then again, she could get Unholy Strike in 3 levels anyway.
Anonymous
/s2+g
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No.60171
>>60141
I can upgrade it more?
Anonymous
yPY8d
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No.60173
60176
Torc, Snek, and Stix stroll in the lobby of the tower.
"Alright, you said you needed gear. What are you looking at?"
Anonymous
2OBux
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No.60174
2265enightmare.jpg
Through the skies, riding down from a cosmic range, is the man with lasso and stern face. Angry, resolves face. He rides attop a fiendish horse. Devil horse, black and snorting fire, flaming mane, galloping through the air
Anonymous
2OBux
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No.60175
60177
"Where is he, horsey?"
Anonymous
tbRzj
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No.60176
60179
>>60173
Look for love in all the wrong places...
“Well... I’m looking for a better bow hopefully, some leg protection would be nice, and I got to swing by the port to get my dagger back.”
Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.60177
60178
>>60175
*sniff, sniff*
"At the tower. (I get ur soul, iz contract)"
Anonymous
2OBux
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No.60178
60180
>>60177
"Reee you don't get my whole soul. Maybe for like a week. Why not a barrel of apples or something?"
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.60179
60182
>>60176
"So, you need a new bow, bracers, and you wanna get your dagger back. Okay, follow me"
Torc leads Stix to the crafting room
Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.60180
60181 60183
>>60178
"'Tis the price."
*tracks with debil-senses*
Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.60181
>>60180
>*sniffe sniffe*
*sniffes towards tower*
Anonymous
tbRzj
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No.60182
60187
>>60179
Stix follows close behind

Anonymous
2OBux
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No.60183
60184
>>60180
"But I already gave away my soul horsey. A barrel of apples? Some cuddles?"
Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.60184
60185 60186
>>60183
"Ur not using it right now anyway. Gibe."
Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.60185
60186
>>60184
"Soul belongs with waifu."
Anonymous
2OBux
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No.60186
60188
>>60184
"But pony.... Anyways, track him. Find him"

>>60185
*Mutters something about "death do us part"*
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.60187
60194
>>60182
"Alright, time to find a short bow machine..."
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60188
60189 60190
>>60186
"If I find him, gibe soul. I'll gibe id back if u need it, but mine."
Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.60189
>>60188
*carries Brad towards tower*
Anonymous
2OBux
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No.60190
60191
>>60188
"Pony why you gotta be so greedy. Don't you love me?"
Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.60191
60192
>>60190
"I want ur soul because I luv u."
Anonymous
2OBux
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No.60192
60193
>>60191
"Maybe like a shared arrangement or something?"
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.60193
60195
>>60192
"Iz ur soul, but I get to keep it. I'll keep it safe, don't worry."
Anonymous
tbRzj
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No.60194
60197
>>60187
“What would a short bow machine look like?”
Anonymous
2OBux
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No.60195
60196
>>60193
"Like a Trust arrangement? Uh... maybe"
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.60196
60198 60201
>>60195
"I'll keep it safe. I promise.
I keep your baby safe, don't I?"
yPY8d
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No.60197
60199
[1d20 = 16]
>>60194
"Er, I'm not quite sure. I'd say follow Mr. Snek, he's good at finding stuff"
Perception for Snek
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.60198
>>60196
".... We'll speak more on this when the slight against me has been avenged.

Yipee Ki-yay!"

Trumpaladin rides the devil horse across the endless skies
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.60199
60200
>>60197
Eh, good enough.
After a little search they stumble upon the machine
"Ah here we go. Now to see if it'll work"
Anonymous
tbRzj
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No.60200
60214
>>60199
Sorry for the delay, but I thought you were going to follow up with how it was activated.

“How does it work? Is there a lever? Does it need materials to build one?”
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.60201
>>60196
Waits on Horse
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60202
60205
Sorry, I fell asleep.
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.60205
60206
>>60202
"Take us there, horsey. Hyah!
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.60206
60207
>>60205
*Goes there*
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.60207
>>60206
"Are you sure he's in the tower horsey?"
*pets horse on ears*
"You may just be smelling him from yesterday.

I guess we should go there anyways... I need to change clothing..."
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.60208
60209 60210
I'm about to pass out. I'm sorry...
No soul 4 Tracy tonight.
Anonymous
tbRzj
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No.60209
60210
>>60208
At least Stix won’t be physically and mentally scarred for a little while longer then. Goodnight
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.60210
>>60209
Aww...

>>60208
Yay
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.60213
60216
o_O
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.60214
60216 60227
>>60200
I'm waiting for GM on this one personally, that's why I suggested going to the board
Anonymous
6PXot
?
No.60216
60217
>>60213
>>60214
Infernuis flies to the tower.
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60217
60225 60229
>>60216
Tracy goes to the holodeck to train, and invites Infernius to join her.
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60218
Her next training regime will be Cloak Dance btw.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.60219
Hey, maybe we could feed the gibberniggers to Kiyen. That would make them useful for something: a staple for creatures that feed on humanoids, without causing drama.
I'll have Tracy ask her about it (taste test) when I have her go to Durpistan.
Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.60220
60221 60224 60229
when he shows u his cosplay.png
>Kefka: "How does my new cosplay look?"
>Tfw
I made this one to test out the colors displayed in >>58462 → instead of just de-saturating. Looks a bit extra blue, but it is just a test.
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60221
>>60220
I need to steal/shoop some template vectors for a braided tail.
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60222
Will everyone be here this weekend?
I will.
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60223
60227 60228 60230
Also, did we ever decide on the scenario?
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60224
>>60220
Slightly less shitty version.
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.60225
60226 60227
>>60217
Trumpaladin is somewhat relieved that the pony is no longer demanding his soul. He goes off and does a set of actions described in the discord
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60226
>>60225
Does it occur before or after Cardashil?
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.60227
60230 60232 60236
>>60214
This
>>60223
And this
>>60225
For the time being, this will avail you nothing
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60228
60230 60231
>>60223
Scenarios 2 or 3 sound the most interesting, although they yield the most opotential loss.

Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.60229
>>60217
*he joins*
>>60220
Looks great.
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.60230
60232 60233
>>60223
I just want to play out the scene exactly as it would have but for the spell misinterpretation. That may still leave trumpaladin and Infernius to be killed by the bots, but at least there would be something of a battle.

Failing that, just an all out withdrawal from Cardishore

>>60227
That won't un-pet Stix

>>60228
You can lose your equipment too
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60231
60232 60234
>>60228
Scenario one is turning tail and running, with little reward, but safe equipment.
2 is big losses for time being, but interesting things revealed.
3 is a mystery box.

Also, from now on, I think we outta learn to leave the stuff we probably won't use at home.
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.60232
60234
>>60231
>>60227
>>60230
Scenario 1
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.60233
60235
>>60230
Here's the problem. Scenario 2 should never have existed. Scenario 2 occurred because when Infernius showed back up to continue the fight and I rewound the game - by 3 rounds mind you - Trump suddenly decided he wanted to go in a completely different direction. It was that very decision that fragmented the possible outcome into 3 scenarios.
Scenario 1 is the "Original". Scenario 2 is the "Deviation". Scenario 3 is "GM's Choice".
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60234
60238 60240
>>60231
It's the risk that comes with wearing all of your capital on your body and walking around blinged up like a pimp. Darkie's associates could also be lurking around this city to steal ur swag too.
>>60232
Infernius still has a high chance of being cooked too though.
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.60235
>>60233
Fair enough
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.60236
60237
>>60227
Hello there.
Will Torc's craft skill be helpful?
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60237
60239
>>60236
What are you crafting?
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.60238
>>60234
Güd
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.60239
60241
>>60237
Making Stix a new bow. Specifically a short bow
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.60240
60242
>>60234
Oh look, someone who noticed the comment about "There have been an increase in inturuders lately,"
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.60241
60243 60245 60246
>>60239
You could do that, but Thez was planning assigning BOB to Stix.
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60242
60244 60245 60247
>>60240
I did.
Does Tracy's Armor of Darkness protect her from Sneak Attacks when it covers her body, since it obscures her anatomy?
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.60243
60247
>>60241
>Thinks
>Thinks harder
>visible strain from thinking
Err, who is BOB again?
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60244
>>60242
*her whole body
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.60245
60247 60249
Look of Doom.png
>>60241
Thez handed Bob to Trumpaladin when he asked for a ranged weapon shortly before the Capital visit

>>60242
She doesn't fucking have an armor of darkness just because you want her to have an armor of darkness
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60246
60248
>>60241
The green intelligent oathbow that Thez gave to Tracy, that she gave to Brad.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.60247
60249 60250
>>60243
Bob is the shadow(servant) Thez gets as a Shadow-Dancer, who spends all his time attached to the Ghost-Touch Oath-Bow that she picked up once upon a time.
>>60245
Yes, and he's done so much with it
>>60242
Yeah no, no one got the kooky shadow-armor, because Torcuil had Covfefe, and when Thez approached him with the Dreadwraith scraps he compulsively lied about being able to use them to craft shadow armor.
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.60248
>>60246
Oh, that thing
Nevermind then...
He might want some light armor thought
>"Are you even gonna get around to enchanting my hat?"
Oh yeah, I need to enchant Snek's hat
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60249
60251 60252
we blackguard nao.jpg
>>60245
She got it a long time ago.
She's using right now to obscure her face beneath her illusionary disgui-
>>60247
Oh....
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.60250
>>60247
I'll give it to stix...
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.60251
60253 60255 60256
>>60249
Yeah I know. This is the first time I've even mentioned covfefe since then, cuz I'm irritated that it threw a wrench in the whole idea
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60252
60254 60257
>>60249
>tfw you realize you have a lot less AC than you previously thought
I guess I outta get her a chainshirt....
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.60253
60256 60257
>>60251
>Sigh
Who's fucking idea was thelat shit?
I regret the decision
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.60254
60258
>>60252
And still you refuse to deploy her in combat
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.60255
>>60251
*orders a dead soviet*
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60256
>>60251
It's a shame. They both would've looked awesome in it.
>>60253
I originally brought it up..
I found it on a wiki as I was casually browsing homebrew cursed items...

*Mr. Bones sadly dumps a bag of covfefe beans in the trash*
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.60257
60259 60261
>>60253
It was my idea desu, after the item description was posted
>>60252
What happened to the hydra hide?

Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60258
>>60254
Tracy's abilities aren't meant for fighting: they're meant for murdering people.
Weren't you going to escape anyway?
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60259
60260 60262
>>60257
She took that suit apart when she revived the fire giants and ate lunch with them.
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60260
60267
>>60259
I figured it was gay to keep parts from revived creatures: feels like farming.
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.60261
60263 60265
>>60257
Um... Can Trumpaladin have Aura of Protection? It's a class feature of the 5e Paladin
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60262
60267
>>60259
I wanna get her a set of magick armor anyway.

What spells were used to make Korak's suit?
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60263
60264
>>60261
Is that basically a spread Divine Grace?
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.60264
60266 60267
>>60263
Yep. It's "allies within 10 feet (probably like 30 feet by level 17, I haven't checked) receive the benefit of that Paladin's Divine Grace." It's to eliminate that awkward imbalance where Trumpaladin has a high enough saving throw bonus to be confident in a situation, but the mount he's riding does not
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60265
>>60261
I like Eldritch Invocations.
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.60266
60269
>>60264
Or if not this, just left him craft the additional Cloak of resistance into a Caparison of Resistance for Fae
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.60267
60268 60269
>>60264
Paladin's mounts already share saving throws. For an aura like that, you'll need a Holy Avenger
>>60262
RIght, cuz I'm just gonna tell you
>>60260
I am suspicious of your lack of wanting things e_e

Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.60268
60277
>>60267
They share the base saving throws. Unless you're letting Fae/Tracy just use Trumpaladin's saving throw roll
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60269
>>60266
He already has all of the spell to craft it. I think a mantle for a mount costs twice as much tho..
>>60267
>lack of wanting things
Well, I was also kind of over that mundane armor after I (supposedly) got the Armor of Darkness, once I learned that magical deflection doesn't stack with armor AC.
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.60270
60271 60272
Could Torc enchant Snek's hat to act like a ring of chameleon, except it's a hat and not a ring?
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60271
60273
>>60270
Just put a ring on his tail.
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60272
60274
>>60270
I thought Tracy made him a hat of Disguise?
It's a top hat, but it can also look like any other kind of hat.
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.60273
>>60271
That's not the point of asking
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.60274
60275 60277
>>60272
Uhh, I don't remember that.
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60275
>>60274
I could've sworn I mentioned it.
It takes only a day to make, so she could've given it to him whenever.
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60276
60280
>check wiki
>no ebil equivalent to a holy avenger
reeeeee
Blackguard feels like a proto-type class in 3.5e...

Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.60277
60278 60279 60280
>>60274
It was the funny glasses with the moustache
>>60268
You know what I mean

Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.60278
>>60277
...
Uh...
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60279
60281
516zqXKmkDL.jpg
>>60277
The glasses were Tracy's: as an ironic western foil to Thez's ninja mask.
She made Snek a top hat. I think it happened some time after the mummy room.
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.60280
60281 60282
>>60277
No I don't

>>60276
Because you already get all of your class abilities from the original class. you don't all of the abilities of the base class and all paladin abilities as well
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.60281
60283 60284
>>60280
Yes, base saves e_e
>>60279
My mistake, I thought the glasses and the hat were the same essential item.
Snek needs a whole collection of hats btw.
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60282
60284
>>60280
I know. It's kind of lacking as a prestige class tho, since it doesn't really mesh well with most base classes. It's really only at full potential if you're a fallen (epic-level fallen is probably one of the strongest classes).

I guess it did set the thematic precedent for other base classes, like the paladins of tyranny/slaughter in UA, or the Warlocks in 5e.

Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60283
60285
>>60281
That's why she gave him a hat of disguise: it can change into different kinds of headgear as the disguise changes. It turns Snek into a better prop for Torc's memes.
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.60284
60287
>>60281
That leaves the mount very far behind the Paladin when the Paladin has Divine Grace and the mount does not share this bonus

>>60282
Well yeah, since a Fallen Paladin loses the great majority of their class powers. They need the Black Guard powers to make up for it
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.60285
60286 60288
>>60283
My mistake, carry on. I was thinking Snek needed a hat for all scenarios, but that works
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.60286
60290
>>60285
Can I still get that chameleon enchantment or no?
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60287
60292
>>60284
They only lose Divine health, and a few spells.
The part about falling that sucks is that you can't trade all of you're levels if you're below level 20 but above level 10 (cuz that'd be haxx for taking ebin feats).

I liked how the paladins of tyranny and slaughter in UA got cause disease, deadly touch, and those inverted paladin spells tho. They make for a better base class. It's difficult to play a character that's mainly blackguard unless you took it at lvl 4 as a fighter.
>>60284
>mount far behind
Fae has pretty high base saves herself tho.
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.60288
60289
>>60285
Snek needs a hat for all scenarios.
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60289
>>60288
His hat can change to look like any hat.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.60290
60291 60294 60295
>>60286
On the disguise hat? No. I'll allow Snek to wear 1 ring, and 1 bracer in addition to the hat/snglasses. BTW, is the Pinochet hat the disguise hat? The sunglasses could also do stuff I suppose.
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.60291
>>60290
They can change on the new year.
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60292
60297
>>60287
Also, would it have killed them to give Paladin's the option to craft Holy weapons with Holy Sword?
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.60293
60296
>sneks hat changes to a crusader helmet
>"Deus Vult"
>Changes to Pinochet hat
>"We must physically remove communists"
>Changes to flatcap
>"Vodka vodka cyka blyat"
>MAGA cap
>"10 feet higher"
"Will you fucking stop?"
>"No, this is fun"
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.60294
>>60290
Yes the Pinochet hat is the hat of disguise.
Fair enough, that's understandable.
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60295
db6ef6513667950d9cef2c969974ce78.jpg
>>60290
Gotta protect those hit points.
Anonymous
2OBux
?
No.60296
60298
>>60293
>tfw your familiar has more mememing ability than you do
Poor Torcuil
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.60297
60300
>>60292
You should try it sometime

Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60298
>>60296
In all technicality a familiar counts as part of the spellcaster.
That's why Torc loses XP if Snek is kill.
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60299
Just two more levels...
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60300
60301
>>60297
I will sometime.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.60301
60302
>>60300
I meant that for Trump
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60302
>>60301
Oops..
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.60303
60308
So yeah, were you guys gonna come to an agreement, or am I gonna spend 8 hours plotting the party's demise?
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.60304
60305
>tfw realize we've been shitposting in circles
Do we have a consensus on the scenario yet?
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.60305
60307 60309
>>60304
1
yPY8d
?
No.60306
60307 60309
[1d3 = 1]
K, I'll be serious