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Show Nuts #54
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.58626
58627 58644 59336
RP/Shitposting thread - D&D 3.5 base rules, subject to interpretation, review, and elaboration. Open for all to spectate, bantz, shitpost, or full-on play.

We begin this thread in anticipation of the weekend, where most of the party is gradually infiltrating the grand city of Cardishore. With disguises varying from an Emu, Barney the dinosaur, and a mexican clown,... as well as Fae who is entirely without costume, Trump, Tracy, and Infernius try to get a handle on whatever the hell is going on in Cardishore now or in general.
Meanwhile, Torcuil is working to get that damn cannon fixed on the Stray Cat. Meanwhile Stix returns (to the tower?) with not many answers, an over-sized acorn, and definitely no other surprises.

Meanwhile Thez,... poor forgotten and alone Thez who is babysitting the port so that none of the party's enemies see their departure and think "Wah ha ha ha! With them gone I will destroy their precious city!" I mean she gets it,... but still.
>sad dwelf noises
1411 replies and 105 files omitted.
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59456
59458
>>59454
"Sounds intresting"
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59457
59458 59460
>>59455
Things, got it
>>59454
"He's afraid of fire," Thez whispers overloud to Torcuil. Shhhhhhhhh
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59458
59459 59460
>>59455
It’s always one more..
Your never satisfied!
https://youtu.be/OxHAN6JIkNo
>>59456
“Not as interesting as gnomes I bet.... what are gnomes by the way?”
>>59457
“Hey! It is a perfectly normal fear out of all the things most are afraid of irrationally.”
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59459
59466
>>59458
"Its not a criticism, I just figure that since he's the magic guy he should know. By the way, doesn't I'nis' sword catch fire sometimes? Probably better mention to him too,... still haven't figured out what to do about Lenos yet tho." she says holding her chin.
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59460
59461 59467
>>59457
*whispering* "noted"
>>59458
"Small humeniod creatures thattalkreallyfuckingfast. Really good at engineering though"
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59461
59468
>>59460
"Careful, they sometimes explode," Thez chuckles.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59462
59465
How many bots are surrounding That Bitch?
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59463
59464 59468
"In fact, if you let snek eat one and then turn him into a staff, all you'd have to do is set off an explosion and say that the gnome exploded."
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59464
>>59463
It'd suck if one exploded inside Snek though.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59465
59469
>>59462
None, but since Trump isn't escaping the arial bots she's calling in are proceeding in through the roof.
Anonymous
5b1Ud
?
No.59466
>>59459
Given that Infernius is not running, and given that the situation on the ground is a bit different than previously estimated. Accordingly, these are my actions: >>59438 >>59430 >>59428

Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59467
59474
>>59460
“Huh... so, I remember you have this... meme magic. Think a pony like me could learn something like that?”
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59468
>>59461
"They WHAT?!"
>>59463
"Stahp giving him ideas"
>"let the woman speak"
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59469
>>59465
Tracy silently inches closer towards That Bitch.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59470
59471 59474
"And incidentally, is Snek on file in the Entertron? I mean I know he's a magical creature, but I don't see why it wouldn't work,"
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59471
59472
>>59470
Items can be repaired at half the price it took to create them, right?
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59472
59475
>>59471
Yes but this would be more for situations like if the mummy room was set on fire, which I was certain would happen but somehow didn't
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59473
If you want an idea of what it is like to wake up in the Entertron, refer to Gantz
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59474
59476
>>59467
"I could maybe teach you a few spells"
>>59470
"Yeah, he's not so lets do that"
I take it if Snek dies he'll be a staff?
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59475
59479
02-620x.jpg
>>59472
Kefka underestimated our party's ADD.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59476
59477 59479
>>59474
He turns into a staff, and cannot be activated again for three days.
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59477
>>59476
That's not what I meant...

He may need a gnome or two when ever it happens though
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59478
*plays a generic Fashwave song*
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59479
59555
>>59476
this
>>59475
Very much so. He finds the party curious. He's not sure if he wants to blow them up or let themselves blow up and watch.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59480
59481
K, so Tracy is closing on That Bitch, but low key; bluff check.
I think its now Infernius' turn
/s2+g
?
No.59481
59482 59488
[3d20 = 29]
>>59480
"Burn"
*full round attack
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59482
59483
>>59481
Y U never cast spells?
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59483
59484 59485
>>59482
Might makes right
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59484
59486 59487
>>59483
Then why cleric?
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59485
>>59483
*long sigh*
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59486
>>59484
He'd make a better Barbarian.
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59487
59489
>>59484
Infernuis is a hitlerist.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59488
59492
>>59481
Not in range, they're maintaining a distance of 25 yards.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59489
59490
>>59487
Summon a monster.
Like a water elemental.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59490
>>59489
*greater
Anonymous
5b1Ud
?
No.59491
Use uatachit
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59492
59493 59495
image-13.jpg
>>59488
*casts earthquake*
"Fucking robots REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ME AM GONNA KILL ALL OF THESE FUCKERS THEN ME AM GONNA RUN YOU THROUGH WITH MY ZWEIHANDER YOU RACEMIXING WHORE! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59493
>>59492
>inb4 all of the mailboxes helplessly fall over
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59494
59495
While the red bull messes up the place, Tracy uses the distraction to discreetly inch closer to That Bitch, until she's withing ~30 ft.
In her turn of course.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59495
59496
>>59492
Good move, but that leaves everyone in that area immobile
>>59494
Uhm, did you not notice the earthquake?
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59496
>>59495
Oh...
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59497
59498 59499 59502
Everyone roll a reflex save, modified preferred - its dex
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59498
59508
>>59497
Sorry guys
OuvwY
?
No.59499
59500 59501
[1d20+19 = 21]
>>59497
Rollin'
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59500
59501
>>59499
Reeeeeeeeeeeee
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59501
59504
>>59500
>>59499
2 again
dice 1d20
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59502
59503
>>59497
Ok...
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59503
>>59502
You know what... I deserve that
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59504
59506
>>59501
You roll too, fgt!
5b1Ud
?
No.59505
[1d20+12 = 29]
[1d20+18 = 29]
Fucking rolling!
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59506
59509
>>59504
Im not attacking you, i just think its kinda strange you get so many 2s
/s2+g
?
No.59507
[1d20+10 = 14]

Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59508
59510 59511
>>59498
Not yet you're not
Uhm, how r u getting these modifiers? Feats/synergies?
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59509
>>59506
I'm just frustrated.

And here I was doing so well, stealing IDs for everyone...
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59510
>>59508
What modifiers?
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59511
>>59508
My roll is just Tracy's normal reflex + dex + char
AzCrm
?
No.59512
59514
[11d20 = 125]
Well, it looks like only Infernius falls over from the spell. Additionally,
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59513
59515 59516
3 of the shazbots fall over.
In addition to that, everyone roll a d100 regardless of saving throw
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59514
>>59512
Is That Bitch, in range of the spell?
OuvwY
?
No.59515
[1d100 = 49]
>>59513
Bloody hell!
/s2+g
?
No.59516
[1d100 = 25]
>>59513

5b1Ud
?
No.59517
59519 59520
[2d20 = 27]
Rolling
5b1Ud
?
No.59518
59520 59521
[2d100 = 76]
Rolling
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59519
>>59517
I saw that
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59520
>>59517
>>59518
REEEEEEEEEE
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59521
>>59518
Don't be a bitch.
Take your first roll.
Anonymous
5b1Ud
?
No.59522
I rolled d20s
AzCrm
?
No.59523
[11d100 = 515]

AzCrm
?
No.59524
59525
[2d20 = 17]
Alright. Everyone who got 25 or less gets to roll another reflex save DC 20, to avoid falling into the fissures that have opened in the ground.
/s2+g
?
No.59525
59526 59527
[1d20 = 20]
>>59524
Heil hitler!
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59526
>>59525
Maybe Hitler really is a deity...
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59527
e67e472888.jpg
>>59525
>Bright glowing hand manifests in the air to catch Infernius before he falls to the center of the earth.
5b1Ud
?
No.59528
59529 59530 59531 59532
[1d20+18 = 19]
Rolling
Anonymous
5b1Ud
?
No.59529
59535
>>59528
"FAE!"
/s2+g
?
No.59530
59532
[1d20 = 3]
>>59528
Oh shit rolling to save brad!
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59531
1518903593303.jpg
>>59528
>Not praising Elway on your roll
AzCrm
?
No.59532
59534
[2d20 = 30]
>>59528
XD
>>59530
U can't do that
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59533
[internal pony screaming]
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59534
>>59532
Shit!
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59535
59537 59539
>>59529
Wait, is it Trump or Fae who failed?
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59536
GM, do you believe in the hollow earth theory by any chance?
Anonymous
5b1Ud
?
No.59537
59538
>>59535
Trump
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59538
>>59537
Well shit...

Anonymous
5b1Ud
?
No.59539
59541
>>59535
Can Fae roll a reflex save to grab Trunpaladin?
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59540
59542
It looks like I won't be the only one to lose all of his stuff in this city...
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59541
59543 59545
>>59539
Why would she? Where is this idea of magical wish-rolls coming from?
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59542
>>59540
Jej
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59543
>>59541
To many action movies i guess
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59544
59546 59547 59549
Welp, it looks like Trump and one of the shazbots fall in, and since everyone is immobile (not flying) no one can prevent them from being crushed to death as the fissure closes.
Trump summarily wakes up in the Entertron.
But he's still hungry
Anonymous
5b1Ud
?
No.59545
>>59541
She's immediately next to him, so she could try to catch him with her mouth
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59546
59550
>>59544
Oof
"Brad!!!!! Nooo!!"
*cries*
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59547
59548
>>59544
"YEE BASTAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!!" emanates from the center of the earth...
Poor Vadereim... He didn't deserve such a cruel fate...

Tracy bottom jaw drops to the floor, and she promptly gtfo's the area.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59548
>>59547
True
Anonymous
5b1Ud
?
No.59549
59552
>>59544
There's not like another level of city beneath the top?
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59550
59551
>>59546
Tracy makes a silent oath to convert Infernius into sausages.
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59551
59553
>>59550
He wouldnt fight her
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59552
>>59549
not under the park, no
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59553
59554 59555
Tracy ditches the retarded bull, and makes a break for the perimeter, stealthily, deciding that her precious knives can wait, while she goes to the Entertron to console her husband.
>>59551
Ya' done fucked up!

Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59554
59560
>>59553
Lesson learned never trust tracy
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59555
>>59553
Hmm... I can see a battle against the whole party forming. Tracy attacks/kills Infernius, Thez domes the same to Tracy... maybe >>59479 was right...
Anonymous
5b1Ud
?
No.59556
59557 59560
So no reflex roll for Fae?
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59557
59558
>>59556
Nope. And come to think of it, he probably wouldn't wake up in the entertron, cuz his body wouldn't be completely destroyed, he'd just be crushed to death and somewhere deep in the ground.
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59558
59559 59561
>>59557
Is the fissure still open?
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59559
>>59558
No, it closes up immediately as the earthquake ceases
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59560
>>59554
She has bigger priorities, like seeing if her husband still exists.

Tracy makes her way to the perimeter, slashes an X in the wall, and hightails it out of the city.
>>59556
I'm fucking sorry, m8...
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59561
>>59558
Warn us next time you're about to cast a deadly AoE spell.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59562
59571
Personally, I would prefer that not be the outcome, but I fail to see how it could be otherwise, given the spell description
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59563
59564 59566
It is tragically comedic tho XDDDD
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59564
>>59563
It set a record for epic fuck-ups...

Tracy runs home to see if her husband will be there.


Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59565
Infernius, ur gonna' craft Brad a new set of stuff.
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59566
59569
>>59563
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
It wasnt supoosed to be this way!
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59567
59568
Can Tracy fast-travel back to the tower while Infernius fends for huimself? She makes a bee-line for the Entertron
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59568
>>59567
*galloping pony noises*
>'Flashy... Flashy..! FLASHY!!?'
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59569
>>59566
He lost the cute ring with the lil' horse jumping over the blue gem that Tracy gave him...
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59570
I can feel Brad's reeling from here, and I just wanna say I feel it too, m8.

Tracy runs all the way home
[worried pony noises]
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59571
59572
>>59562
So what happens?
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59572
59574 59575
>>59571
The ground fucking swallowed him up in seconds and he fell to the center of the earth.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59573
59576
Tbh I'm contemplating tweaking how the Entertron works, that it activates whenever the player dies, rather than when their body is destroyed.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59574
vinyllaugh.gif
>>59572
Not to the center, but think Indiana Jones, Last Crusade ending
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59575
59578
>>59572
No shit, after that.
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59576
59579 59592
>>59573
How about players can force the machine to activate on another’s death, and it only automatically activates on body destruction?
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59577
59583 59586
What happened to That Bitch? She didn't fall over?
I was going to assassinate her and take her card, but then shit happened.

Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59578
59580 59583
>>59575
Well it would be Trump's turn,....
I guess that makes it the shazbots turn. With Trump no longer an issue, the 10 that remain center around Infernius and douse him with flame. Roll 10d20
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59579
>>59576
[APPROVED]
/s2+g
?
No.59580
>>59578
Deus vult!
Sieg heil!
/s2+g
?
No.59581
59586
[10d20 = 115]

Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59582
59584
I guess Tracy should stay...
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59583
>>59577
>>59578

Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59584
59585
>>59582
No fuck you, go.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59585
>>59584
To sweep up Infernius's ashes and maybe salvage some stuff..
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59586
59587
>>59577
She wasn't in the earthquake area, she took off and isn't visible.
>>59581
That's 4 fails, maybe more. You know what I'm gonna say right?

Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59587
59588 59590
>>59586
Bring it nigger i got hp and regen.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59588
59589 59636
1520739887553.jpg
>>59587

Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59589
>>59588
Fuck off
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59590
59591
>>59587
Okay, well first off what's his modifier for reflex?
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59591
59593
>>59590
+5
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59592
59595
>>59576
Maybe we can fight zombie versions of ourselves some day.
AzCrm
?
No.59593
59594
[84d8 = 362]
>>59591
And his dex is shit,... so let me rephrase. 7 of them land. He got a 20, so I'll have 1 miss, but he got hit by 6 of them. 6 x 14d8
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59594
>>59593
He kill...
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59595
>>59592
I could see an interesting scenario where a villain captures the tower and makes clones of us, most are zombies, but the “boss” fight would be actual, fully functional clones to fight
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59596
Well fuck.
That was an epic failure of a session.
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59597
59598 59599
I literally can't even..!]

Goodnight fellas'.

Sorry, Brad's faggot...
Tracy will let him use anything she has, if it's any compensation.
Anonymous
tbRzj
?
No.59598
>>59597
Night!
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59599
>>59597
*reeeeees*
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59600
>>>59597
'Night
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59601
59602
1478192957784.jpg.cf.jpg
Sorrt brad. I didnt want it to be like this.
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59602
59604
>>59601
So here's the thing. Yes, the ring of regeneration would sustain Infernius,... right up until his corpse was stripped of its equipment, especially when it ceased to die entirely in spite of ridiculous damage. So he would die, upon the ring being taken. There will be more consequences, but for now - as I said would happen - Infernius wakes up in the Entertron.
And he's still hungry
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59603
... it was inevitable anyhow, since the eds were gonna show up in pretty soon.
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59604
59606
>>59602
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.59605
Tracy has never felt so glad to be a Rogue, but also never felt so helplessly ashamed at being unable to protect anyone...

*Goes to bed for real this time*
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59606
59607
>>59604
Oh, you've only just begun to reeeee
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59607
59608
>>59606
*walks to mess hall*
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59608
59609 59613
>>59607
As he makes his way there, he passes Stix, Torcuil, Snek, and Thez, who's eyes widen alarmingly at his entrance
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59609
59610
>>59608
"Fucking robots!"
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59610
59611
>>59609
"Fug," says Thez.
Meanwhile, back at the park. As a few of the Cardishore administration begin removing items from Infernius' should-be corpse, ultimately removing the ring (but not the sleeves, cuz they don't just "come off") a very curious thing happens. For one, Infernius' entire body is enveloped by the sleeves, the mouths elongating and distoring to consume the entirety of his body, meeting ultimately at his chest, and partially burrowing into his skin, forming a golden yin-yang looking symbol. His entire body now covered with that shiny-black skin, and his eyes replaced by glowing red lights, not-infernius slowly climbs to its feet.
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59611
>>59610
"Me sense a disturbance in the force."
Fug!
Anonymous
/s2+g
?
No.59612
59623
*hugs thez*
Anonymous
OuvwY
?
No.59613
>>59608
He's normally neked anyway.

*Revs-up sausage grinder*
Anonymous
yPY8d
?
No.59614
>for once Torc wasn't the one that died
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59615
59616 59617
Think a well-worded Wish or Miracle could retrieve just Vadereim at least?
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
?
No.59616
>>59615
It might send Infernius back a level tho
Anonymous
AzCrm
?
No.59617
59618
>>59615
Vandereim isn't dead, he's just buried
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.59618
59619 59620
>>59617
I was just wondering, since that spell can do shit like part the red seas, or safely transfer an entire party to another plane, or reverse an erupting volcano, that it could maybe, with appropriate sacrifice, retrieve a single object from underground, if the caster prayed hard enough to his deity.
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.59619
59620
>>59618
It could work in theory, but his first step would be to replace his holy symbol
Mrs. Sentry
OuvwY
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No.59620
59621
>>59618
The rest of Brad's stuff racked-up an enormous value altogether (tfw no insurance), but Vadereim is irreplaceable..
>>59619
The first step is the sausage party.

Tracy runs home.
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.59621
59622
>>59620
You do realize that Tracy will be next for the sausage party,....
Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.59622
59623
>>59621
I guess so..
I just thought of the image of Infernius slowly sinking into a giant sausage machine while he heils sadly and plopping out dozens of cartoonish Sausage-Infernius' on the bottom end of the machine to be grimly amusing in this situation..
*abandons shoop in progress*
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.59623
59624
>>59612
*hugs back*
"Whatever did you do this time?"
>>59622
>abandons
But y? I've got a mental image of the party pushing eachother into a sausage grinder, reforming in the entertron, and getting back in line to push eachother into the sausage grinder some more.
Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.59624
59625
>>59623
Aaaand I just closed the tab...
What a shame.
Might do it again after the group dialogue..

I think Brad is still mourning his loot..
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.59625
59628
>>59624
Oh he'll get it back, he just needs to not go Leeroy Jenkins. Not that that was precisely what killed him, but it certainly set everything in motion.
Gawd I was dying laughing when it happened tho
Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.59626
59627
It's not all Infernius's fault though.
I should've done something to help them escape before that even happened, but I just watched thinking that Tracy would die before the mailboxes..
Idk what happened to Fae, but her chances of surviving/escaping on her own would've been nil, even if Tracy helped her out..
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.59627
>>59626
Yeah, I did kinda pause the progress cuz of shock, but her odds of escape aren't too good
Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.59628
59629 59635
400283__safe_solo_animated_cute_spitfire_close-dash-up_seizure warning_vibrating_artist-colon-spittfireart_cutefire.gif
>>59625
It was quite the epic-tier fuck up.
>PCs get near party
>Realize they'll die without ID cards
>Rogue tries to get everyone cards
>Neglects to tell anyone about it (sorry)
>Infernius crashes party in vibrant display
>Chaos ensues
>Drama queen stampede
>Terminators close in
>Flamethrowers throw
>Brad jumps in to save the day
>Oh shit
>Brad tries to escape on Fae in the air
>Comes back figuring he could take out the bots and save Infernius
>Infernius has an idea
>Bull casts powerful AoE spell
>Does minimal damage to the enemy and kills an ally
>Bull is turned to ashes in next turn
>Infiltration plan scrapped by remaining PC
>Two PCs worth of loot lost
Yep, that's an academic record alright.
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.59629
59637
>>59628
The spell would have been great against creatures, but the bots get a racial bonus to avoid falling because of their design (they roll around on wheels, and their weight and center of balance makes them easy to keep upright). One of the bots did get squished, (I suppose a case could be made that it might be intact,... something to keep in mind when retrieving stuff) but yeah that was something else
Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.59630
59631 59632
Next time I go to Cardishore, imma enter legally and leave all my shit back at the tower.
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.59631
59633
>>59630
Tracy has 4 IDs tho
Anonymous
tbRzj
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No.59632
59633
>>59630
Other than trying to find knives, what was the party doing there? I’m still a little unclear on that part.
Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.59633
59636
>>59631
I kind of wanna see if "T. Sentry" is still on file at the baggage claim...
>>59632
Tracy just wanted her meme-knives back. Brad was investigating. Infernius... Idk..
Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.59634
59635
Think gnomes would make for good payloads for Slovenia's trebuchet?
Anonymous
yPY8d
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No.59635
>>59634
Noted for future reference
>>59628
I can't even post the "It's called splash damage, suck it up or whine to the cleric" because it was the fucking cleric
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.59636
59644
>>59633
>>59588

Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.59637
59638
>>59629
If the mailboxes are shaped like how I imagine them, they seem like they'd be helpless if they ever did get pushed over.
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.59638
59642
>>59637
Quite
Anonymous
yPY8d
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No.59639
59640 59643 59647
But seriously, since when do gnomes explode?
Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.59640
59641
>>59639
Since GM decided it was funny.
Anonymous
yPY8d
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No.59641
>>59640
I figured
Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.59642
59643
>>59638
Would they have any way of pushing back if someone were to push them over from the side, or would it just be like cow-tipping?
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.59643
>>59639
Well, it began with Farzalington, the Gnome that Trump met back when first visiting Krenshall, and I decided that would be a recurring theme.
>>59642
Probably like cow-tipping desu, they're pretty damn heavy and aren't fitted with appendages to right themselves with
Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.59644
59645
>>59636
I'll take that as a no...
Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.59645
59646
>>59644
Shit, I really want those meme-knives..
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.59646
59647 59648 59679
If you want to get thorough, it was inspired by my frustration with having to write out in gnome-speak. It suddenly occurred to me that I could effectively end the dialogue if Farzalington happened to have crafted a James Bond esque grenade pen, and for stylization I opted for Farzalington to start talking shit about GM which resulted in the pen malfunctioning and exploding.
>>59645
The meme knives are still there, and there are a number of possible avenues to getting them.

Leeroy Jenkins is not one of them.
Anonymous
tbRzj
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No.59647
59649 59650
AD3D6A5A-25B9-4FDA-A0F2-5C2E9C198704.jpeg
>>59639
>>59646
I like this idea better
Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.59648
59653
>>59646
I'll get them some day...

As she runs towards the port, Tracy turns her head to glance back at the Starting-Equipment-Devouring city, and silently swears a vow vengeance on that wretched land.
Anonymous
AzCrm
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No.59649
>>59647
Well they don't all have Bond pens, but they do all have something that in certain circumstances can explode
Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.59650
59651
>>59647
They're not Muslims.
Anonymous
tbRzj
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No.59651
59652
>>59650
The Asians do this on occasion. In WWII the Japanese planned to use bomb vests for civilians to die with honor if they were captured during the land invasion the US was considering
Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.59652
>>59651
>Honor
It's no fun if there's a reason to it: that's not random enough.
Anonymous
OuvwY
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No.59653
59654
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>>59648

Anonymous
tbRzj
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No.59654
>>59653
Now that is a great picture
Anonymous
2OBux
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No.59655
59656 59657 59658 59662 59664
I think this is my cue to get off.

If I stop to think about it, there is much to say about the event itself. Of course Infernius cast the Earthquake. But that was only because GM, who entirely forgot about distance when the robots had to move from their positions dispersed along the edges of a park presumably as large as the National Mall and all gather together in the same location and could make a full attack the same round, suddenly remembered distance when Infernius's Faggot wanted to engage in melee. The situation never would have happened if Tracy's faggot had stayed with the group rather than wondering off. Or would have communicated something - anything. Or if Infernius hadn't insisted on provoking a fight. And then of course why the hell could Fae not try to grab Trumpaladin if he was riding her? And why the hell couldn't we go with the play through I tried to make in saturday. But maybe it's my fault for making two dice rolls for what should have been one. But whatever. There's nothing to be gained by resentment and arguing any more.

I was dreading that session in the way I dread a lot of sessions. It's not fun any more, it feels like an arms race. With all equipment gained over the past six months gone, it's definitely not worth proceeding.