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Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.5695
5703
Get it?
Welcome to the next RPGame thread, continuing from where the previous thread - https://mlpol.net/vx/res/4910.html - left off.
The party now sits within a floating crystal (a double-terminated Chesterhedron, if anyone is bored) that was previously a pyramid buried in the ground.
A wealth of resources and opportunities are now available, and many players seem to have actionable goals and aspirations with regard to.
Infernius is currently in the forge, to speak with (or simply observe) Lenos doing what he does best. Tracy has gained a minimal proficiency with thrown kunai, Trump has grand aspirations to turn Port Barry into a thriving population center and focal point for a developing relig-nat-soc society centered around the most Holy and High concept of John Elway, Football, and (Elway willing) His Denver Broncos, with equal emphasis on Rockwell and his designs. Torcuil has much to ponder and develop, except he's distracted cuz THERE'S A FUKKIN' UNICORN!, and Thez is in MOST high spirits simply because not only has she re-acquired her lost record contract, but,... no that's pretty much it for her.
Welcome to the Game, for those unfamiliar and/or new. I'll caution against detractors for a variety of reasons I won't elucidate, just saying it will not go how you plan.
Please, ladies and gentlemen, fillies of all ages, let the games resume.
Thread theme: https://href.li/?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-Dh3ftkRAs

614 replies and 58 files omitted.
Anonymous
5k9HX
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No.6053
6054 6065
>>6051
Uses meta rod to silently buff Infernious
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.6054
>>6053
"Oh, well NOW the bet is off. Speaking of which!" she exclaims before disappearing.
Anonymous
oKgpQ
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No.6055
6056 6059 6074
Trump briefly stops what he's doing to turn to the fight. "You might want this," Trumpaladin says to Tracy, giving her his leather vest to use as lightweight armor (it's too big but it will cover pretty much her whole body)
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.6056
6057
>>6055
Shes got a hydra-hide parka,... better than leather
Anonymous
oKgpQ
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No.6057
>>6056
If nothing else it's a "mean joe green" moment for Tracy
Anonymous
WBWRG
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No.6058
6060
slashes tracy some more
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
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No.6059
6061 6062
>>6052

Are we really going to just attack eachother? GM said nothing life threatening.

*dodges with lv 14 rogue evasion*
"BULLS AREN'T FIT FOR RIDING!!"
*cannon-like rear kick*
>>6055
>too big for a full-grown hoers
"Wh-why thank you, Flashy!" *blushes*
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
?
No.6060
>>6058
>the dumb bull's slashes just miss Tracy
>KAPOW
*another rear-kick* right to the chest
*neighs angrily*

Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.6061
>>6059
Don't mind me then, keks and all
Anonymous
WBWRG
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No.6062
6063
>>6059
you attack infenuis first.
*stabs knee*
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
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No.6063
6064
>>6062
>already has developed evasion and uncanny dodge, with a base speed of 50 ft
*teleports behind you*
"Buffin perso- aww who am I shitting!"
*kicks you in both the asscheeks, leaving permanent tissue scarring (under the fur)*
Anonymous
WBWRG
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No.6064
6066
>>6063
this boring infenuis go carry trump
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.6065
6067
>>6053
>has finished popcorn
"Are you gonna eat that?"
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
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No.6066
>>6064
"Not with that magnitude of butthurt, you aren't!"
*struts ahead of you*
Anonymous
5k9HX
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No.6067
6069
>>6065
I already did
Anonymous
WBWRG
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No.6068
6072 6073
why you so crazy hoers? what happend that make you snap? maybe infernuis can help you.
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.6069
6071
>>6067
You DID? Splendid!
You start to feel woozy, unable to maintain your balance and coordination.
"Oh dear, you don't look so good. Here, let me help you to someplace quiet."
>whoof
>rape
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.6070
GM is ROFLMAO
Anonymous
5k9HX
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No.6071
>>6069
God damned unicorns
>that feeling when my haggis has been stirred twice
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
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No.6072
6073 6075
>>6068
"Learn some boundaries, you stupid bovine! Some things are meant to be left between married couples!"
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.6073
>>6072
>>6068
If u 2 are still at it in a few minutes, Thez will be more than happy to join in.
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
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No.6074
6079 6081
>>6055
>*nuzzles back*
"Want to go for a victory lap now, Flashy?"
Anonymous
WBWRG
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No.6075
6077 6078 6080
>>6072
TRACY YOU NO MARRIED. HE NO LOVE YOU!!!

Anonymous
oKgpQ
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No.6076
>>6043
A crowd of people surround Trumpaladin trying to reach him. A fight or something breaks out in the bar, which distracts some people, but not all. Trumpaladin sees a blonde haired man trying to reach him, though too far away. He recognizes the man, as being one of the citizens who surrounded him when the rats were killed, and as being a leader of the Ballista teams, trying the hardest to reposition and aim the devices. From all his years of experience, Trump can tell just by looking at this man he has motive and skill. He signals to the men around him to let the man come closer
"Nice to meet you trump, really impressive what you did back there" he says
"what's your name kiddo," Trump asks
"Terry," he answers
"Nice to meet you Terry,"
"I've been thinking about what you said. I don't want to be slave to any false king, or any cabal. But those who gave you the power"
"aye. Football"
Terry is a bit stunned at the name
Trump says "you saw the video didn't you?"
"what?"
"The Video of Super Bowl XXXII"
"Yes. Yes I did... that tackle"
"The Helicopter takle?"
"Yes"
"Left me in awe first time I saw it too."
"Is there... More?"
"There's so much more."
Trumpaladin produces a copy of Superbowl XXXIII, made on VHS home recording that day back in '97.
"Take this" he says. "and show it to all you know."
"You'd give this to me."
Trump asks a question already sort of knowing the answer "What do you do?"
"Well I used to be a team leader loading and unloading ships on the Dock. When the Economy crashed I helped my family on the farm, directing oxen teams. I've recently become involved in the militia. I'm Sargent of a siege team."
"I see you have quite the talent for leadership." Trump pauses "Listen. I can't do this alone. This is a very big project, and I need help. Tell you what. I'm starting a new mendicant order. An organization dedicated to spreading the word of Football. I want you to be a leader of it"
"But I scarcely know Football myself!"
"You recognize the power and the glory. That is what it takes. Faith. It's a learning experience for us all. you shall learn more when you see Superbowl XXXIII and when we organize our first game. And you shall learn more about leadership as we go along. But I can see you have the talent. You have the faith. You've got what it takes"
Anonymous
WBWRG
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No.6077
>>6075
stop being delusional.
Anonymous
5k9HX
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No.6078
>>6075
>pin drops
Anonymous
oKgpQ
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No.6079
6085
>>6074
Trumpaladin pushes away a horse nuzzle, eyes still on Terry
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
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No.6080
GET THE FUCK OUT NOW.png
>>6075
>*eye twitches*
Anonymous
uNPXe
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No.6081
6082 6083
>>6074
Thez and Torcuil whooof back, the latter appearing disheveled.
"Do we have a winner yet?" she says, slurring a bit.
Anonymous
5k9HX
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No.6082
>>6081
>it wasn't the unicorn
My haggis doesnt feel that good after being stirred
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
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No.6083
6084 6086
>>6081
It was never a contest. Nobody wants to ride a fucking bull around town for their victory lap.
Anonymous
oKgpQ
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No.6084
6087
>>6083
>Victory Lap
We've only just begun. I'm building an empire
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
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No.6085
>>6079
[anxious hoers noises]
Anonymous
WBWRG
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No.6086
6088
>>6083
he not want ride you. hed rather "ride" that unicorn tracy,
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
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No.6087
>>6084
[excited hoers noises]
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
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No.6088
6089
>>6086
*ignores for the good of everyone in the vicinity*
Anonymous
WBWRG
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No.6089
6090 6091
>>6088
it not good to be this blind tracy, infernuis just try to help make sane.
Anonymous
5k9HX
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No.6090
>>6089
>walks away looking fpr trollestia
I said it omce and I'll say it again
Feckin' children, the both of ye
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
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No.6091
6092
>>6089
>*threatening glare* (bandit-style intimidation)
[irked hoers noises]
Anonymous
WBWRG
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No.6092
6093
>>6091
tracy adolf wouldnt want you insane, he loves you.
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
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No.6093
>>6092
[angry hoers noise]
"Go look for followers for your little cult somewhere else, BBQ bull!"
Anonymous
oKgpQ
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No.6094
6095
Trumpaladin leaves the bar, in search of still more young souls to recruit
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
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No.6095
>>6094
*follows after, in stealth*
Anonymous
oKgpQ
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No.6096
6097 6098
While walking, Trumpaladin casts a charming glance at Trollestia
Anonymous
5k9HX
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No.6097
6099
>>6096
Go shag ye own horse
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
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No.6098
6103
>>6096
[heart-heavy hoers noises]
Anonymous
oKgpQ
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No.6099
6100 6101
>>6097
That's exactly what I'm doing
You're going to have to cast a spell to make Tracy look like pic related if you want me to leave Trollestia alone
Anonymous
5k9HX
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No.6100
>>6099
>no pic
Anonymous
WBWRG
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No.6101
6103
>>6099
what a dick.
Mrs. Sentry
MJZl7
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No.6102
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GM won't let me kill the fucking hoers!