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Contrarian, Cancerous, and Contentiously Contrite Nuts
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.53728
53730 53731 53737 53744 53745 54297
ITT Roleplaying
Classic Tabletop D&D (3.5e mostly)
New players welcome, most especially our recent pony addition

Its always some level of nuts in this thread, and this moment does not disappoint.
All kinds of things have happened, the result of which is that with over a week passing in meat-space the party is still right where they left off at.
Tracy is venturing to the mountains with her floofy-faced, hutungous birbs in an oversided wagon, hoping to give them a chance to have a moment with their biological father.
Trump, for some reason, is quite butt-hurt by this. What? Its true,....
Thez is enjoying the first decent night's sleep in over a week, Infernius contemplates (((genocide))) (does it work in that context? I mean he's contemplating their genocide of course), and Torcuil learns that Death is a pretty cool chick with a morbid sense of humor in an absurd job that you wouldn't think is a job, but its literally a job. So yeah, next time he wants to hit her up, just blow ur brains out or something.
Last thread got to over 1800 posts <trumpet fanfare> but that shit is impossible on mobile and cumbersome at best otherwise so,....


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Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54648
54650
Lipizzaner-stallion-jump-show.jpg
forgot pic
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54649
Does the spartan town have a library?
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54650
54651 54652
spannsh-riders.jpg
>>54648
Can't get enough of those jumping horses.
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54651
54653
>>54650
Horses are majestic as fuck
Anonymous
Oq8HH
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No.54652
>>54650
>Good hores
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54653
3A3C409B00000578-0-image-a-31_1478808902726.jpg
lipizzaner-wfls-capriole-new.jpg
article-2216845-1578903F000005DC-804_964x654.jpg
Skolor-ovan-mark-IN_CONTENT.jpg
lipizzan-levade.jpg
>>54651
Noble creatures indeed.
BM2PR
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No.54654
54656 54657 54658 54659 54660 54863
milo_shrug.png
[1d20+39 = 59]
Well if Tracy's faggot is going to just declare this sort of shit then so am I

Give a grand speech on the holiness of Football and Elway, using both charm domain powers and Eagle's splendor
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54655
Wait a minute.. Why am I practicing circus tricks at a port, when I could be helping out the negotiations and entertaining the Spartans?
Is what Tracy thinks, as she finishes landing a backflip.

Tracy speeds off towards Spartintar like a lil blue bolt, hoping to catch up with her husband.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54656
54659
>>54654
What charm spell did you use?
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54657
>>54654
Nice roll.
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54658
>>54654
n-nice
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.54659
54664
1515988391260.png
>>54654
PRAISE AMERICAN!

>>54656
It's the charm domain special power. A +4 charisma bonus for a minute
Oq8HH
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No.54660
54661 54662
[1d20 = 7]
>>54654
Well i might aswell do stuff too.
>gives speech on the glory and righteousness of national socialism.
Anonymous
Oq8HH
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No.54661
>>54660
I dont know why i suspected i would succeed.
tFvLF
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No.54662
54663
[1d20+4 = 8]
Stop touching the bump limit dammit
>>54660
Torc gives a TED talk on the magic of memes
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54663
>>54662
Well fuck you too dice
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54664
>>54659
I want a Domain...
Think I'll take a feat like that in a couple levels. I think Madness Domain would be good for Tracy's Inflict Spells, since her Wis is so low.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54665
*is running*
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54668
54669 54671
1137146__safe_artist-colon-ranviet_derpy hooves_female_insanity_mare_pegasus_pony_simple background_smiling_solo_transparent background_vector.png
>>54521
I've been listening to this for an unhealthy amount of time now...
I need a pony song.
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54669
54670
>>54668
Are you okay?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7k-_xC84v_4
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54670
54671
903228__safe_derpy hooves_epic rage time_female_final hallway xiii_fire_god has come to reap the sinners_image macro_insanity_jontron_mare_meme_pegasus.gif
>>54669
No..
Anonymous
1XpLs
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No.54671
54673 54674 54676
>>54668
>>54670
Try this one. Give it time to grow on you
https://youtu.be/vtBqTFsiLxM

Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54673
54675
>>54671
Never was a big fan of rock, but that’s just me.

I’m at chapter one on this song, (props to them making such a long song, that takes effort) but they lay on those drums like it’s a battle when they are explaining the peaceful times the empire had. Just seems out of place to me.

I liked those “ye olde” ballad parts though. I always enjoyed the old classical music to more modern music.
Anonymous
Oq8HH
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No.54674
54675
>>54671
https://youtu.be/iqo__OKvb5Q
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54675
54677
>>54673
I find the classical/rock to be pretty interesting, never heard it before.
>>54674
Wut
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54676
>>54671
Thanks. That at least was able to gas the fucking moeblobs hopping around in my brain.
Anonymous
Oq8HH
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No.54677
54678
>>54675
https://youtu.be/GZMRG_8mUs0
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54678
MuhSides.png
>>54677

Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54679
54700
*trots*
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54680
54681 54685
*collapses in a heap*
Anonymous
Oq8HH
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No.54681
>>54680
*roman dabs*
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.54682
54683
john-elway-contract-extension.jpg
*revels in being the mouth piece of God, as he continues to preach pure Truth*
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.54683
54684
Spoilered
>>54682
But still no pony to cuddle...
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54684
>>54683
I outta fix the eyelashes on that pic sometime.
Anonymous
wRUJL
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No.54685
54690
>>54680
It's been that kind of day...
Anonymous
wRUJL
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No.54687
54689 54690
Spoilered
I made this shitty recolor, just because Infernius asked for it.
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54689
>>54687
10/10
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54690
54691
>>54687
l.. lewd Very nice job
>>54685
Fukkin' A it has

Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.54691
54692
>>54690
The rabbit is locked
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54692
>>54691
My bad
Anonymous
wRUJL
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No.54693
54694 54698
1519070997238.jpg
-Garfield! If you erase Monday from existence, Tuesday will just take its place!
-Then I'll erase everything, starting with you, Jon. Now come, show me what you're made of!!
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54694
54695 54697
>>54693
But, then there would be no lasagna...
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.54695
54699 54719
>>54694
JOIN THE RABBIT
https://www.rabb.it/ninjas
Anonymous
wRUJL
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No.54697
>>54694
Garfield does things he sometimes regrets on Mondays..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6GHTdBign0
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54698
54701
>>54693
I can relate to Garfield better than most other fictional characters
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54699
>>54695
I have no idea how this works... sorry. Trying to, but it may take some time
Anonymous
wRUJL
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No.54700
54702 54703
>>54679
*goes to Sparta*
Anonymous
wRUJL
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No.54701
54702
>>54698
I think that's what made his comic so popular.
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54702
>>54700
Meep meep
>>54701
Must be
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.54703
6fb.jpg
>>54700
*but still hasn't found the Paladin with the incredible hair*
Anonymous
wRUJL
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No.54704
54705
Tracy brings Sparkle with her because she's lonely and he could use a walk.
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.54705
54707
>>54704
Alejandro Garcia-Menendez?
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54706
Sparkle?
Anonymous
wRUJL
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No.54707
54709
>>54705
Even Infernius isn't dumb enough to give a doggo a name too long for him to remember.
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54708
>hiss that sounds a lot like "yahtzee"
"We're playing fucking blackjack, BLACKJACK DAMMIT"
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.54709
54710
>>54707
It's the name on his birth certificate
Anonymous
wRUJL
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No.54710
54711
>>54709
He's undocumented: he has no birth certificate.
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.54711
54712
acta-america-brith.png
>>54710
But he still has an Acta de Nacimiento
Anonymous
wRUJL
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No.54712
54713
>>54711
I prefer Sparkle.
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.54713
54714 54715
>>54712
Okay, Alejandro "brillar" Garcia-Menendez it is
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.54714
>>54713
Or "Destello." I like that one
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54715
54716 54717
>>54713
Wut nao?
Anonymous
wRUJL
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No.54716
>>54715
Brad insists on giving Infernius's doggo a Spic name.
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.54717
>>54715
The name of Infernius's Chihuahua
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54718
>hiss "king me"
Chess peice fly around the room
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54719
54720
>>54695
Damn my mobile posting. It won’t let me just search it for some reason. Looks like it isn’t going to happen.
Anonymous
wRUJL
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No.54720
>>54719
You need an account for it anyway. It's just the EqG movie.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54721
*pets doggo*
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.54722
*pets dander-free kitty*
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54723
*pets a stick*
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54724
54725 54726
Goodnight
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54725
>>54724
'Night
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54726
>>54724
Night
Anonymous
Oq8HH
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No.54727
54728 54729
Morning.
Anonymous
wRUJL
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No.54728
54729
>>54727
Morning
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.54729
54730 54731
>>54727
>>54728
>tfw the light outside keeps you from sleeping in
https://youtu.be/3tBgvnJZC-Q
Anonymous
wRUJL
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No.54730
tumblr_n2zufebvdR1t0sy23o1_500.jpg
>>54729

Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54731
>>54729
I know this feel
dice 1d20+13
Anonymous
wRUJL
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No.54732
54733 54735
dog.jpg
Tracy dashes towards Sparta at 500 ft/round, Sparkle sticking his head out of her saddlebag with his tongue flapping about like a flag.
rolling Sparkle's Ride check, because I'm that bored.
wRUJL
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No.54733
54734
[1d20+13 = 33]
>>54732

Anonymous
wRUJL
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No.54734
>>54733
It appears that Sparkle excels in riding ponies.
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.54735
54736
Do go on.jpg
>>54732

Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54736
54737
>>54735
Sparkle deserves some love. Tracy is delivering him to Infernius, so she can berate him for not taking proper care of him.
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.54737
54738
>>54736
That's not why, but whatever. Sure, deliver Destello to Infernius
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54738
54739
04wtf4.jpg
>>54737
Name your own pets, m8.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6EgA3rERSg
Vid unrelated
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.54739
54740 54741
>>54738
And you named him "Sparkle," which sounds like a homosexual stripper
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54740
54742
>>54739
Infernius named him.
>stripper
Get your head out of the gutter. That's perfectly fine for a dog's name.
Anonymous
U+yGZ
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No.54741
>>54739
Do you know of many homo strippers to know about that?

Just playing with ya.
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.54742
>>54740
Well so is Alejandro. Anyways, why do you care?
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54743
54744 54753 54763
dt.gif
>GM collapses for the second day in a row
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54744
54745
>>54743
*pats back*

Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54745
54746
>>54744
TY. So how goes it?
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54746
>>54745
Eh, uneventful, but still tiring..
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54747
54748
How fast is the airship?
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54748
54749
>>54747
Good question. Unknown at this time.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54749
54750 54752
>>54748
How many rounds would it take Tracy to gallop to Sparta at full speed?
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.54750
54751
>>54749
You know, she literally has all day.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.54751
>>54750
I was just wondering.
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.54752
54757
>>54749
>thinking the map is that detailed/plotted
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.54753
54754
>>54743
That bad eh?