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Contrarian, Cancerous, and Contentiously Contrite Nuts
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.53728
53730 53731 53737 53744 53745 54297
ITT Roleplaying
Classic Tabletop D&D (3.5e mostly)
New players welcome, most especially our recent pony addition

Its always some level of nuts in this thread, and this moment does not disappoint.
All kinds of things have happened, the result of which is that with over a week passing in meat-space the party is still right where they left off at.
Tracy is venturing to the mountains with her floofy-faced, hutungous birbs in an oversided wagon, hoping to give them a chance to have a moment with their biological father.
Trump, for some reason, is quite butt-hurt by this. What? Its true,....
Thez is enjoying the first decent night's sleep in over a week, Infernius contemplates (((genocide))) (does it work in that context? I mean he's contemplating their genocide of course), and Torcuil learns that Death is a pretty cool chick with a morbid sense of humor in an absurd job that you wouldn't think is a job, but its literally a job. So yeah, next time he wants to hit her up, just blow ur brains out or something.
Last thread got to over 1800 posts <trumpet fanfare> but that shit is impossible on mobile and cumbersome at best otherwise so,....


1402 replies and 154 files omitted.
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.55166
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>>55149
Just playing with the software now. It’s pretty fun.
But I’ll stop for now.
>>55151
Looks great.

Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.55167
55170
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>>55163
You act like it's not to be expected.
There's always more to be killed.
Anonymous
Oq8HH
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No.55168
55169 55171
>>55164
>>55165
Not happening.
She can be a dutchess
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.55169
55170 55171
>>55168
Never say "not happening" around the sorcerer with limited wish and soon, wish
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55170
55174
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>>55167
>>55169
Fuck off
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.55171
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>>55168
Duchess is fine for starters, desu, so long as she has inalienable impunity over her domain and things that she can kill kill.
>>55169
You still have that moon card.
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55172
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>>55171
Fuck off
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.55173
>>55171
No I don't
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.55174
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>>55170
Yes, yes.. Let the rudeness flow thru u..
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55175
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>>55174

Anonymous
Oq8HH
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No.55176
55177
>>55171
You can have trollestia grove.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.55177
55178 55184
>>55176
Let her set up a base in former-Durpistan too though. Tracy will be sure to keep the mines productive.
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55178
55179
>>55177
Why?
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.55179
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>>55178
A cave/mine beneath the crumbling remains of a communist city, with a black dragon's nest on top, sounds like the perfect place for an ebil hideout.
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55180
>>55179
Still exploiting it personally. If you want to do whatever with an orc or whatever workforce, that' fine
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.55181
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Why is she so cute?
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.55182
55183 55187
At least, I don't think I still have either card...

Which bread was that?
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.55183
55186
>>55182
Pretty sure Death only wrote her name on the Star card.
Anonymous
Oq8HH
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No.55184
55185 55192
>>55177
Fine but you have to look into Ben's life.
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55185
55189
>>55184
Why? GM explicitly said he's not a jew in any sense you understand it
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.55186
>>55183
Yep, Torc still has the Star Card...

Shit, now I really wanna use it but I don't know which stat...
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.55187
55188 55193
>>55179
Thats kind of the idea,... ever since,....
>GM, its ebil to slaughter a city
>clean up the dead or else spoopy
>black dragon lording over a pile of corpses
Where did you all think I was going with it? Its an ebil sanctuary.
>>55182
IIRC, Death wrote her number on the star card, voiding it.

Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55188
55190
>>55187
Fine, I'll clear the fucking thing out a second time
Anonymous
Oq8HH
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No.55189
>>55185
I still have my suscpesions.
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.55190
55191
>>55188
"You'll not!"
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55191
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>>55190
"I'll ask politely - why the fuck not?"
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.55192
55195 55196
>>55184
Fine. Just don't gas him immediately, because that'll give GM a headache and mess-up the shekel-haxx.
The minerals will will be delivered to the port as it comes out of the mines, and won't be targeted by raiders (Tracy). The place will stay productive, if not a bit isolated and shady.
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.55193
55194
>>55187
B-but you said I could keep that one
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.55194
55197
>>55193
I think that was the Moon card.
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55195
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>>55192
>raiders
F U C K O F F
U
C
K

O
F
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Anonymous
Oq8HH
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No.55196
>>55192
Done.
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.55197
55198
>>55194
Please see
>>32092 →
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.55198
55200
>>55197
Oh..
The Star card is the better one anyway.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.55199
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>>55195
>wonders why he never heard of caravans entering the port before
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.55200
>>55198
>adding two to an ability score is better than 1d4 wishes
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55201
55212
Spamming because I hate Tracy's faggot and because there's no fucking justice. Let him see what "raiding" is
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55202
55219
>>55199
LET THIS NEWFAG, SHOW YOU HOW 2 OUT JOO DA JOOZ :^)
THANK YOU 2 THE LGBTBBQ, AND NATIONAL SOCIALIST WORLD WIDE!!!!! WYTG33BUZ SAVES! LONG LIVE MY KING UV KINGS, MICHEAL JACKSON!!! RIP :^(
https://youtu.be/i2n1eIYeh7I [Embed]
14BB M4K3N F4GUTZ GR8 AGAIN!!!!
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55203
55219
>>55199
YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT TRUE HACKING FAGGOT….
TRUE ARTISTRY HAS A NAME….
YOU GOD DAMN MILLENIALS DON'T KNOW YOUR FUCKING HISTORY! YOU RIP OF /B/ AND THINK YOUR HORSE PUSSY DOES'NT STINK! YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A FURFAG, /b/rony….of my /b/'s creation……was topiary, sabu. mendax, and mitinick…namefags??? read some old copies of 2600….newfag
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55204
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>>55199
SURROUNDED BY FAGGOTS…..IN A SEA OF HAT3…..HAXXXOR
OV3R 9OOO
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55205
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>>55199
WHAT DUZ A JOO GOTTA DO TO IMPRESS YOU GOY'Z?????????
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55206
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>>55199
I SHOULD HAVE OV3R 9000 SH3K3LZ BY NOW….BUT SOMETHING IZ RONG WIT DA JOOTUB3!!!!
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55207
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>>55199
IS IT REALLY THAT BAD???
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55208
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>>55199
DAMN…CTR, ADL, SHAREBLUE, SOROS……WHEN WILL THE SH3K35 RUN DRY???
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55209
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>>55199
I BET U W3R3 2 L4ZY 2 WATCH DA VID30! BUT GOT 4LL TH3 TYME N DA WORLD 4 HORSE PUSSY
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55210
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>>55199
I SUBVERTED AMERICA BEFORE IT WAS CREATED…THE JOO ALWAYS DECIEVES
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55211
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>>55199
WELL, WELL,…. I EXCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE….NOW WATCH THE DAMN VID3O JOO PONY FUKKK3R!
HAVE A NICE DAY :^)
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.55212
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>>55201
lole
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55213
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>>55199
JOOZ 3V3N H3R3! C4N'T EXSCAPE THEM SH3K3LS….
I'LL JUST BE OV3R H3R3 SUKKIN KIKE COCK…DON'T MIND ME…. :)
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55214
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>>55212
ENJOY YOUR 2D PONY WAIFU….I'LL BE DOING WHITE THINGS, BY MY SELF AS USUAL….1488 MAKE PONY FAGS GR8!
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55215
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>>55212
IT MEANS PART OF /b/ is still alive….god damn horsefukkers. l337 haxxors and all that computer science 3…..skript kiddies etc.
https://youtu.be/4L9jyXjPsyc
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55216
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>>55212
i don't understand either….must be like jooz
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.55217
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>*kills another merchant*
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55218
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>>55217
KIKE
I I
KIKE
E E
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.55219
>>55215
>>55214
>>55213
>>55211
>>55210
>>55209
>>55208
>>55207
>>55206
>>55205
>>55204
>>55203
>>55202
>one post by these IDs
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.55220
55221
>ITT Trump attempts to discourage GM from bothering ~_~
Anonymous
Oq8HH
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No.55221
55222
>>55199
>>55220
*sad bull*
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.55222
55227
>>55221
>who was drinking bleach a minute ago
Anonymous
A5mZ2
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No.55223
55224
>Impromptu bans
I remain firm in my stance.
The happy merchants entering Port Barry from the surrounding roads are Tracy's prey. Nobody can raid them but her.
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55224
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>>55223
There are no happy merchants entering port barry
Anonymous
A5mZ2
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No.55225
55226
>>55224
Exactly.
Tracy's made good work of that.
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55226
55228
>>55225
No. That's not what that means
Oq8HH
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No.55227
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>>55222
*vomits bleach*
Anonymous
A5mZ2
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No.55228
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>>55226
lole
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55229
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>>55228
I can quit the game

I know what I am concerned about, and I know what I want
Anonymous
Oq8HH
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No.55230
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>>55229
Woah man, you can be king.
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55231
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>>55230
It's not that...
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.55232
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>>55231
What is it? We don’t want to see you quit if we can avoid it.
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55233
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>>55232
It's a long story that I am not sure you're familiar with, but it does not directly pertain to the game itself
Anonymous
0d6AS
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No.55234
>>55233
I definitely don’t want to pry, but if you feel like talking about it, I would like to hear what you have to say.
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.55236
>>55233
If its what I think it is, there's always a ninja you can call on, and if it isn't then there's still that ninja.
Anonymous
NQ6HG
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No.55237
55240
unless you want to cause more problems that will have negative effects for all of us for weeks to come, delete your thread on /qa/
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.55240
>>55237
Why though?
Also, I made that on a mobile IP. I might be able to when I get to my phone, but the IP may have changed by then.
Anonymous
XGkvl
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No.55241
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>>55152
I can’t help it, I got to make more shitty edits.

I haven’t finished things like coloring, but that’s all I got time for right now.
Anonymous
XGkvl
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No.55242
55250
>>55241
Well... shit. Forgot to remove the top and bottom in the cropping...

*sigh*
No more editing for me. I will see myself out.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.55244
55245
>>55243
Why would it cause that though?
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55245
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>>55244
If you could get on discord, I could explain. Just delete that thread
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.55247
55248
>>55245
Done.
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55248
>>55247
Thank you
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.55249
>>55246
Well, my issue was fixed, so I don't really need the thread anymore.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.55250
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>>55241
>>55242
Don't stop. Practice is the key.
I made this one right before I passed out last night.
Anonymous
4w/Rm
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No.55251
>>55250
That’s really good. I will keep practicing, definitely.
Mrs. Sentry
wRUJL
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No.55252
55253
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>Just remembered Tracy's in empathy range
As Tracy walks towards the stables, she sends an emotional blip to Brad, letting him now that she's nearby and she'll be there soon. It'd feel like something along the line of:
>'I'll be there soon, ~Flashy. Say the word and I'll be there immediately.'
As she takes a moment to size-up the cavalry that the Spartans boast in their stables I promise not to kill anyone this time. Just checking things out, to learn moar about life in Sparta.

Also, I'm not entirely sure about the limitations of the Empathetic link. I've been treating it like it were some sort of telepathy, although only in cases where they were fairly close range. I just want to know how complex of a message they can send/receive with it, for strategic purposes. I'd assume either of the two could take an action to discern the general direction of either being, or communicate messages that imply intention. He can at least call/summon her from anywhere, right; they don't need to be within a mile? I've been researching how those underling classes apply to cohorts, but idk how it'd work with PC characters, since cohorts are usually played by the DM or the PC that has them.
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55253
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>>55252
A cold chill runs down Trumpaladin's spine

>empathic link
Eh. It's definitely a form of comunication, though limited by distance. For a wizard's familiar the 3.5 edition limits the content to general emotion, although different add-ons and what have you have it conveying much more, up to full telepathy.

Communication is the biggest drawback of medieval life relative to modern life (yes, I'm placing it even above sanitation and disease). According to a book I read, the best a message could do in a day was 50 miles, and that was using fast ponies and relay stations of the royal East Roman postal service through developed areas like Anatolia. Contrast thi against something like a World War 1 era carrier pidgeon, which could travel 200 miles and flew 50 miles per hour through hostile territory (less vulnerable to interception, though still vulnerable). So I think a limited range telepathy and carrier pigeons are fine. Especially because we don't play as a single unified party, but tend to split up
Anonymous
wRUJL
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No.55254
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>>55253
Sounds real goddamn easy to disrupt non-magical messages in this universe. Takes 1 round to summon a hawk to kill a pigeon, even if it were trained to avoid archers; even a rogue could do it with a wand. You can usually forget solo travel unless your sending an experienced Ranger; actually, that makes for a great campaign setting.
That's actually why marathoners were held with such respect in Greek society: it's dangerous delivering messages, even if you use a cipher key.
Anonymous
wRUJL
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No.55255
>>55254
*ancient greek
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55256
55258
>>55254
Yeah, but that's true of any physical way of sending a message. Like you could almost as easily kill a human riding on a fast horse. Just dig a hole in the path (and he'll have to follow a path) that he doesn't see and bam, the horse is lamed and the message won't be delivered. At least a pigeon is hard to see, can take multiple paths, is a hell of a lot faster, and you don't necessarily know it's coming.

"It's the Dark Ages. Life sucks for everyone"
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.55257
55258 55259
Thank's for reminding me of the Star Card Tracy's faggot. Torc's 20 CHA should come in handy someday
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.55258
>>55257
I'd forgotten about it too desu
>>55256
Magic missile
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55259
55260
Spoilered
>>55257
But Trump could have really used an extra 2 charisma....
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.55260
55261
>>55259
Both of Torc's classes require high charisma
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55261
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>>55260
But Trump needs precisely 2 more charisma as a necessary condition for everything in the Epic levels
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.55262
55265
>>55261
There are lots of ways to do that, let Torcuil have his goodies. Fuck me, I should prolly bake
Anonymous
tFvLF
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No.55263
55269
>>55261
¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Anonymous
wRUJL
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No.55264
55265
>>55261
Why did you put that point into Str?
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55265
55268
>>55262
Okay... And yeah, you should

>>55264
Because he is a Warrior, and Strength affects both his attack bonus and his damage, so he needed high strength, and plus he had an odd numbered score. I put two points into Charisma
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.55266
pssssssst, Trump's faggot has a "thing" about odd numbers
Anonymous
wRUJL
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No.55268
55270
>>55265
Good point, although you do have those buffing Spells, and the benefits of Smite Ebil would've probably overridden anything you might've needed the Str for.
It'd be wiser to put everything into Char from now on. You'll want it for ebin feats and more potent Smites.
Anonymous
Oq8HH
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No.55269
>>55263
*bullies mage*
Anonymous
BM2PR
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No.55270
>>55268
Well, Smite Evil is very limited (only four uses a day under the 3.5 paladin) and the charisma bonus only applies to attack rolls, but not damage, when damage is what is most needed to stay competitive, and the strength bonus applies to every damage roll. There are a couple feats from the Complete Warrior, however...
Anonymous
9hwZT
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No.55274
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