What it is? Its an ongoing thread-based fantasy RPG
What it do? Players do their thing based off dice scripts and 3.5e D&D as a rules baseline.
Throughout the week we shitpost at one another and on weekends we kill shit or surmount some form of obstacle. New players always welcome.
The party currently has a trebuchet, a series of cannons, and an airship with another series of cannons aimed at a floating black pyramid just out from the docks of Port Barry. Its not actually a pyramid, its an octahedron, but its half submerged. Some quick thinking from the resident Mage kept it from teleporting away and escaping, and now the party is looking to crack that bitch open and see what sorta toys are inside. And kill shit.
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>>44999
I need to have a larger dialogue with her about her purpose and goals and such, but I don't think there's enough time. She's perfect for logistical support on the airship, with her telekinesis and all
I need to have a larger dialogue with her about her purpose and goals and such, but I don't think there's enough time. She's perfect for logistical support on the airship, with her telekinesis and all
>>45002
Yeah, but I'm just saying that someone asking you to do things right after you were killed is kind of stressful.
Besides, isn't she a painter?
>telekinesis and all
Human NPCs aren't that expensive, fyi.
Yeah, but I'm just saying that someone asking you to do things right after you were killed is kind of stressful.
Besides, isn't she a painter?
>telekinesis and all
Human NPCs aren't that expensive, fyi.
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>>45004
>>45005
>Stress
True. But living in a world where Undead monstrosities come in and suck your souls out isn't necessarily relaxing. Don't worry, she can paint before and after that
>Isn't she a painter
Yes. But I recall a certain specific Austrian Painter who served in the front lines for Germany in WW1. She's going places
>Other logistics NPCs
I don't know how many we have. I'd love a few to operate ships and artillery while the combat infantry fight
>>45004
"Yes, we captured a luxury one from a group of pirates that bombarded us yesterday. Do you not have airships in Equestria? Well... how's the painting going?"
>>45005
>Stress
True. But living in a world where Undead monstrosities come in and suck your souls out isn't necessarily relaxing. Don't worry, she can paint before and after that
>Isn't she a painter
Yes. But I recall a certain specific Austrian Painter who served in the front lines for Germany in WW1. She's going places
>Other logistics NPCs
I don't know how many we have. I'd love a few to operate ships and artillery while the combat infantry fight
>>45004
"Yes, we captured a luxury one from a group of pirates that bombarded us yesterday. Do you not have airships in Equestria? Well... how's the painting going?"
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>>45006
>looks like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6EgA3rERSg
>Stats are this:
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Dog
Name: ?????
>looks like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6EgA3rERSg
>Stats are this:
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Dog
Name: ?????
>>45007
Trump points to the thing, cuz why wouldn't he.
"Oh that. I've only heard of such ships, but never seen one before."
Just cuz they have them in Equestria doesn't mean she knows what it is
Trump points to the thing, cuz why wouldn't he.
"Oh that. I've only heard of such ships, but never seen one before."
Just cuz they have them in Equestria doesn't mean she knows what it is
>>45012
*picks up adorable little horsey, and helps her on*
"Ready for your first adventure? You can help move handles and carry arrows and things for all these nice well-armed men here. Don't worry, you can be back to painting in... I don't know how long. But it's good to be out in fresh air. There's Mountain Dew snacks if you like"
*picks up adorable little horsey, and helps her on*
"Ready for your first adventure? You can help move handles and carry arrows and things for all these nice well-armed men here. Don't worry, you can be back to painting in... I don't know how long. But it's good to be out in fresh air. There's Mountain Dew snacks if you like"
Everyone good then? No rush but,... murder
>>45015
Only while he's on the ship. While he's in the pyramid, an NPC will have to pilot (evidently it won't be this horse). I'm preparing for the possibility that an army will exit from the breach after we've entered and gone down a different hall. It's not necessarily going to happen, but you don't win by making a plan that relies on certain happenings. You win by preparing for the most likely sets of scenarios and making contingency plans in case things go wrong
Only while he's on the ship. While he's in the pyramid, an NPC will have to pilot (evidently it won't be this horse). I'm preparing for the possibility that an army will exit from the breach after we've entered and gone down a different hall. It's not necessarily going to happen, but you don't win by making a plan that relies on certain happenings. You win by preparing for the most likely sets of scenarios and making contingency plans in case things go wrong
>>45020
Do you need any knowledge ranks to pilot a ship?
Tracy doesn't really have any other responsibilities, aside from raising her chicks.
Do you need any knowledge ranks to pilot a ship?
Tracy doesn't really have any other responsibilities, aside from raising her chicks.
>>45028
I think that one is specifically designed to be piloted by idiots. If you mean the Jolly Cunt, there's got to be sailors around. Also I am willing to bet Slovenia could figure out how to do it well. She's scary sometimes
I think that one is specifically designed to be piloted by idiots. If you mean the Jolly Cunt, there's got to be sailors around. Also I am willing to bet Slovenia could figure out how to do it well. She's scary sometimes
>>45026
Last we knew, it took several casters.
Just park the ship back by the tower. If the temple is anything like the tower, it probably has mechanisms by which the enemies are watching what goes on outside; if not that, the spellcasters in the temple are almost certainly on the lookout.
Last we knew, it took several casters.
Just park the ship back by the tower. If the temple is anything like the tower, it probably has mechanisms by which the enemies are watching what goes on outside; if not that, the spellcasters in the temple are almost certainly on the lookout.
>>45037
>ranged fire support
I don't feel comfortable with having someone fire canons into the melee...
>ranged fire support
I don't feel comfortable with having someone fire canons into the melee...
>>45041
They'll be shooting arrows. Cannons will only be shot if serious shit comes out. And that could only happen when we're deep inside the pyramid. Deep inside
They'll be shooting arrows. Cannons will only be shot if serious shit comes out. And that could only happen when we're deep inside the pyramid. Deep inside
>>45043
>Should the characters meet up on the airship?
Nah, that'll take a long time.
Just blow a hole in the wall so we can enter asap.
Is everyone ready/present?
>Should the characters meet up on the airship?
Nah, that'll take a long time.
Just blow a hole in the wall so we can enter asap.
Is everyone ready/present?
>>45044
Trumpaladin grabs his attack pony and rides his glorious dragon lion to the proximity of the soon to be breach
Infernius is at his friend's house. That's the IP he posted from. So I do not think he is ready
Trumpaladin grabs his attack pony and rides his glorious dragon lion to the proximity of the soon to be breach
Infernius is at his friend's house. That's the IP he posted from. So I do not think he is ready
>>45042
>shooting arrows
Just have them lining the perimeter with tower shields in tortoise formation, so they can stab anything that comes out.
Any kind of creature that would be able to get through that would be too big for arrows and too fast for canons.
>shooting arrows
Just have them lining the perimeter with tower shields in tortoise formation, so they can stab anything that comes out.
Any kind of creature that would be able to get through that would be too big for arrows and too fast for canons.
>>45047
The Spartans, Generals, and Ghestapo ready their cannons for the designated time to fire the converted set of salvoes
The Spartans, Generals, and Ghestapo ready their cannons for the designated time to fire the converted set of salvoes
>>45048
Oh hush. You play the rogue character with 9 wisdom who just acts on impulse. I play the leader and the planner. You do you and let me do me. You could have commented on any of this shit when I presented it two hours ago anyways
Oh hush. You play the rogue character with 9 wisdom who just acts on impulse. I play the leader and the planner. You do you and let me do me. You could have commented on any of this shit when I presented it two hours ago anyways
>>45052
Because its not a cockpit per say, its essentially a platform/podium. The ship isn't super-huge.
Because its not a cockpit per say, its essentially a platform/podium. The ship isn't super-huge.
>>45053
Tracy has 13 Wis.
Whatever, direct them however you want.
I just want to get in already.
Tracy spray-pains a big red bullseye on the area where the group decided to enter (to give torc something to shoot at) and stands back and watches the location with her Spyglass ready to Spot anything that might come out at a moment's notice.
Tracy has 13 Wis.
Whatever, direct them however you want.
I just want to get in already.
Tracy spray-pains a big red bullseye on the area where the group decided to enter (to give torc something to shoot at) and stands back and watches the location with her Spyglass ready to Spot anything that might come out at a moment's notice.
"Where is Infernius?" Trumpaladin asks
>>45058
Pic is overhead of the flying cunt. The gray circle is the bar/gambling area, the solid gray is the steering platform (wheel in orange). The blue circle is the jaccuzzi. On and there's crappy looking canons
Pic is overhead of the flying cunt. The gray circle is the bar/gambling area, the solid gray is the steering platform (wheel in orange). The blue circle is the jaccuzzi. On and there's crappy looking canons
The cannons are semi automated, all u gotta do is turn a crank.
>>45060
I thought it was changed after that.
Anyway, why would she have a negative modifier on Wis? Sure, she's crazy and loathsome, but she's ridden through everything the /mlp/ fandom has to offer, and she's been to levels on the internet that other ponies wouldn't even be able to get back from.
Her Wis has to be at least 13, because she's been casting 2nd and 3rd lvl Blackguard spells all this time.
>>45060
>Trumpaladin is on the pyramid
Wait until the canons stop firing first. Tracy's standing back waiting to get first view after the dust clears.
I thought it was changed after that.
Anyway, why would she have a negative modifier on Wis? Sure, she's crazy and loathsome, but she's ridden through everything the /mlp/ fandom has to offer, and she's been to levels on the internet that other ponies wouldn't even be able to get back from.
Her Wis has to be at least 13, because she's been casting 2nd and 3rd lvl Blackguard spells all this time.
>>45060
>Trumpaladin is on the pyramid
Wait until the canons stop firing first. Tracy's standing back waiting to get first view after the dust clears.
>>45064
Except for the 3 forward mounted cannons, yes. The cannons are actually more defensive than anything, structured so that if under fire the ship can bank and then release a full volley.
>>45069
Its all tied to one. The ship can technically be fully manned by 2 people (one steering, one operating the cannons).
Also, It won't be necessary for Thez to be on the airship, she'll just airwalk to the eventual breach.
Except for the 3 forward mounted cannons, yes. The cannons are actually more defensive than anything, structured so that if under fire the ship can bank and then release a full volley.
>>45069
Its all tied to one. The ship can technically be fully manned by 2 people (one steering, one operating the cannons).
Also, It won't be necessary for Thez to be on the airship, she'll just airwalk to the eventual breach.
>>45070
>why is she unwise
Because you insist on playing her like she only has 9 wis. Impulsive and never mindful of the consequences if actions.
>casting spells
Because you lie and push boundaries and cheat and do everything you can get away with with regards to everything in this game
>why is she unwise
Because you insist on playing her like she only has 9 wis. Impulsive and never mindful of the consequences if actions.
>casting spells
Because you lie and push boundaries and cheat and do everything you can get away with with regards to everything in this game
>>45075
This, I based the initial stats off how players played their characters, and then made adjustments along the way. I actually rolled very few stats.
This, I based the initial stats off how players played their characters, and then made adjustments along the way. I actually rolled very few stats.
"FIRE IN THE HOLE!"
Torc turns the crank aiming at the target on the temple
Torc turns the crank aiming at the target on the temple
[14d20 = 106]
Dice roll is more of a formality, since you're literally shooting at the broad side of a barn
Dice roll is more of a formality, since you're literally shooting at the broad side of a barn
>>45077
.... So, she can't cast any spells at all?
And does that mean she's been taking a negative modifier on all of her Spot, Listen, and Control Shape checks?
.... So, she can't cast any spells at all?
And does that mean she's been taking a negative modifier on all of her Spot, Listen, and Control Shape checks?
>>45080
I can give her my peripat, and she's have 13 wis. but being able to cast Death Ward twice in one day is sexy
I can give her my peripat, and she's have 13 wis. but being able to cast Death Ward twice in one day is sexy
>>45084
But the character being impulsive and stupid is obnoxious for the rest of us because it causes fallout the rest of us have to suffer
But the character being impulsive and stupid is obnoxious for the rest of us because it causes fallout the rest of us have to suffer
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>>45091
That's why it's a wisdom penalty and not an intelligence penalty
That's why it's a wisdom penalty and not an intelligence penalty
>>45086
>it causes fallout the rest of us have to suffer
Oh come on. She hasn't caused very many problems that the party hasn't been able to recover from yet.
>it causes fallout the rest of us have to suffer
Oh come on. She hasn't caused very many problems that the party hasn't been able to recover from yet.
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