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Spoopy Nuts
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39520
39540
Well now. The characters find themselves in an entirely different Rick than the last time they found themselves in a pickle. In this instance, the Paladin has just participated in murder, and it wasn't even the right target! Tracy also has bloody on her hands, but that's old news anyway.
Not sure how its gonna go, cuz some players are indisposed (at the moment) and there's usually hella bantz for every several-hour period, but why wait? ^_^

Oh, if you're new, this is an RP thread based (increasingly) loosely on D&D 3.5, but allowing for any genre or game (but it has to make sense). Feel free to shitpost, or bant, or even join in. Some call this the gay bath-house, but that's cuz they're bored and tired and don't have anything fun to distract themselves with,... like this thread. ^_^

1032 replies and 91 files omitted.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40605
40607 40608
Muh lunch scene!
*fishes skull-plates out of armor*
*throws them in the entertron*
*treats fire-giants to lunch*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40606
>>40603
"Holy shit yes"
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40607
40609
>>40605
"tracy can come too we eat lunch there."
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40608
40612
>>40605
Fire giants wouldn't fit. Also they are dicks. Or those ones were
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40609
40610 40611
>>40607
"What about my buns?"
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40610
>>40609
"they good but thezs food better."
*smug minotuar face*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40611
>>40609
"I'm not in grade school anymore. I never eat any meat unless I know what it is first"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40612
40613 40614
>>40608
They're not that much bigger than Infernius, and she's just treating them to lunch.
*hands-out meat buns*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40613
40615
>>40612
When we fought them, they were actual giants though
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40614
40615
>>40612
can i tame one?
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40615
40616
>>40613
Eh.
*hands out free meals*
>>40614
I thought they'd just leave after they ate.
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40616
40617
>>40615
*eats*
"tracy these good, what kind of meat is in it?"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40617
40618
>>40616
"Assorted local game."
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40618
40619
>>40617
"like deer and rabbit?"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40619
40623
>>40618
"Yeah, like that."
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40620
40621
Felicia's body still exists
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40621
40622
>>40620
What of it?
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40622
40624
>>40621
Missed opportunity
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40623
40625 40626
>>40619
"tracy me hear red wine help with baby development when drank in small doses."
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40624
40627
>>40622
this could have made it into buns.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40625
40626 40629
>>40623
"I don't believe that."
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40626
0215a51b6b1f7d66dc4a2932a25e4b0d.jpeg.png
>>40623
*glares*

>>40625
"THANK YOU!"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40627
40628 40835
>>40624
kek
Darkie was sure to get her horn.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40628
40630 40631
>>40627
How the fuck do we fight lichs and an army of undead, and the result is that an NPC character who didn't participate in combat gets a free unicorn horn?
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40629
40633 40634
>>40625
"well me not gonna make you do it but you can come along. me and trump going to the wicket."
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40630
>>40628
this.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40631
40633 40634
>>40628
Nobody else took it.
He's a shrewd thief: he saw the opportunity.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40632
40637 40835
>>40590
I want a silver dragon who takes the form of a cute grey earth pony of a character class we don't have
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40633
>>40631
Actually, he learned about the unicorn body from my character, and asked him where the body was located.

>>40629
*goes with Infernius*
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40634
40635 40636
>>40631
>>40629
"oh and bring buns."
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40635
40637
>>40634
"Don't mention those please..."
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40636
40637
>>40634
"You can take this batch with you. There's plenty more in the freezer anyway."

I g2g
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40637
40638
>>40632
we dont have a barbarian
>>40635
"they good."
>>40636
"thank you."
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40638
40639
1014789__safe_artist-colon-madhotaru_oc_oc only_clothes_sword_uniform.jpg
>>40637
I don't want a barbarian. I want something civilized. But you can take a cohort the same way I can
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40639
40640
>>40638
sorcerer then?
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40640
40641 40642
>>40639
Sorcerer makes the most sense, because Silvers have insanely high mental scores that would absolutely help a sorcerer, more so than any other class. My character also lacks offensive spell casting ability. Most of all, I could use a sorcerer pony to help make potions and scrolls, and then sell them.

I kind of want a business partner. Like she's being introduced to the wonderful world of capitalism, and learning how to acquire wealth and power and status that way
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40641
40646
1003664__safe_flash sentry_normal norman_equestria girls_background human_feels_frog_humanized_meme_-fwslash-mlp-fwslash-_pepe the frog_sad_that feel_w.png
>>40640
>I kind of want a business partner
i know the feel.
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40642
40643
>>40640
"trump me forgive you."
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40643
40644
>>40642
*tries not to cry*
*cries*

"I never wanted to hurt you"
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40644
40646
>>40643
*puts hand on shoulder*
"it okay friend."
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40645
40647
*fries more buns*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40646
40648 40649
>>40644
*Is still sad, but is recovering*

"You and Thez are doing very well"

>>40641
I also kind of want some one to share superfluous equipment with
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40647
40648
>>40645
"I'm guessing you cleared out all of the wildlife in Trollestia's forest?"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40648
40651
>>40646
>superfluous equipment
Just leave it on the pile for potential new players.
>>40647
Is he still in the tower?
"Not really. I gave up after I realized she wasn't going to show.."
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40649
40650 40651
>>40646
"yea we doing good, we even picked out name for baby."me am a bit worried about mixing races though me hope baby is fine."
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40650
40655
>>40649
>name
"This early? What'd you decide on?"
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40651
40652 40655
>>40648
"Then where did you get the meat?"

>Potential new players
That's kind of what I'm doing with a cohort

>>40649
"D'aww, that's sweet! What will you name her?"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40652
40653
>>40651
"Hunting."
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40653
40654
>>40652
"uh huh. Where?"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40654
40656
>>40653
"The woods, mostly.
Whatever I don't eat, I grind-up and leave in the freezer."
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40655
40656 40657 40835
>>40650
>>40651
"Adeline Adolfa Preston"
i think thats the first name.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40656
40659
>>40654
"And you're not lying to me?"

>>40655
"D'aww. That's cute. Why did you pick that name?"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40657
40658 40660
>>40655
"What if it's a boy?"
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40658
40661
>>40657
"Pfft! And I bet you think ours might be a girl"
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40659
40662
>>40656
"thez liked first name, me say okay but her middle name be Adolfa."
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40660
>>40657
"me love him just the same."
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40661
40662
>>40658
"How can you tell?"
**pats abdomen*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40662
40663 40665 40835
>>40661
"How could it be otherwise?"

>>40659
"She won't be taking the name of the house of Thez?"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40663
40664
>>40662
"What if we had a filly? You wouldn't be disappointed, would you?"
*brushes up against leg*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40664
40668
>>40663
"I don't... think so"
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40665
40666
>>40662
"me guess not. thez didnt say anything about that."
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40666
40667 40668
>>40665
"Preston is a beautiful maiden name for her"
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40667
40669
>>40666
"thank you. hey trump is trumpaladin your name?"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40668
40669
implying you wouldn't.png
>>40664
"You know, I'd be happy to give you another foal, Flashy. Just promise me you'll love all of our children the same."
>>40666
Satan confirms
5pjEW
?
No.40669
40670 40671
>>40667
"It's what I go by here. Or what everyone calls me here."

>>40668
"I will... but in return, will you promise not to get in the way of my purpose? What I am here for"
\r
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40670
40672
>>40669
"trump noy your real name?"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40671
40672 40673 40676
stretching.png
>>40669
>What I am here for
"...1488?"
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40672
40674 40675
>>40670
"No, Trump is the name of my model and hero. He who I strive to be like"

>>40671
"I am not a Nazi. No, I am here to be a soldier. Law Enforcement. A defender. A Patriot"
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40673
40676
>>40671
"no that my reason."
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40674
40676
>>40672
"... but... You are here to 14, right?"
*stretches provocatively*
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40675
40676
>>40672
"what nazi?"
>>40672
"then what is name?"
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40676
40677
>>40671
>>40673
"I'm just fine to help secure a future for white children though. I don't see why that is controversial. I just don't hate Jews, Mexicans, or Blacks"

>>40674
"Sure, I guess"

>>40675
"My name is Brad. Brad Sentry. Tracy calls me by a nickname I gained in high school"
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40677
40678
>>40676
"me sorry for being rude and not asking earlier. me thought trumpalidin was name."
> I just don't hate Jews
"y-you like jews?"
5pjEW
?
No.40678
40679 40680 40682 40835
>>40677
"And for three months I thought there was no "n" in your name. It's okay, call me Trumpaladin. I don't like me very much anyways"

"Eh, why not?"
\r
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40679
40681
>>40678
>I don't like me very much anyways
"... I like you.."
*humps leg*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40680
>>40678
*no 'n'
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40681
>>40679
*pets pony*
"would you ever lie to me?"
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40682
40683
>>40678
"brad me like you my friend."
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40683
40684 40685 40688
>>40682
"Aww!"

*hugs*
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40684
40685 40686 40687
>>40683
*hugs*
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40685
>>40683
>>40684
*hugs*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40686
>>40684
*adds pony*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40687
40690
>>40684
"But Tracy, will you promise not to get in the way of my purpose?"
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40688
40689
>>40683
"hey brad can me ask about life before you come here?"
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40689
40694
>>40688
"What do you want to know?"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40690
40691
>>40687
"Sure, Flashy.."
*resumes humping leg*
"So long as you'll be ready to settle down once I'm ready to givebirth to our foal."
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40691
>>40690
"I would. I will. I just need to be sure I can trust you"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40692
40693 40694
Gosh I'm sick...
I'm going to bed. Might get up again later if I feel better.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40693
>>40692
Get better
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40694
40695
>>40689
"where did you live?"
>>40692
have a good rest.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40695
40696
>>40694
"I lived in the great and noble United States, in many places, mostly across the old south. I spent much of my life trying to hold the line on the Texas border"
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40696
40697
>>40695
"united states?"
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40697
40698
>>40696
"Difficult to describe. Imagine freedom and opportunity, in their noblest forms as ideas, and an entire country built around that"
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40698
40699
>>40697
"what is freedom?"
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40699
40700 40702
>>40698
"Well that's something of a philosophical question, now isn't it. That's okay, I may as well put my philosophical studies to use.

Freedom, in it's basest, simplest form, is the lack of inhibition. That is, that no one is preventing you from doing that which you want to do. But any animal in the forest enjoys that sort of freedom, yet no person of worth would chose to live like an animal. No, we did better than that. We created a freedom fit for Man. The freedom to become the best person you can possibly be. The freedom to put your talents to use, the freedom to create, and the freedom to enjoy the fruits of your own work. The freedom to build prosperity for yourself and your family. The Hope that you may leave for your children a better life than was left for you. The hope that you too, though perhaps starting as a poor, underclass immigrant in new land, may one day become a legend"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40700
40701
>>40699
Why'd you want to be a Lawful Paladin instead of a Paladin of Freedom?

*goes back to bed*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40701
40705
>>40700
Well, for starters, I didn't know what the hell I was doing when I started, and i think Paladin was just suggested to me so I went with it. But I like the lawful alignment, and while I'm peeved at times by how weak the Paladin class feels compared to some other classes, I am not sure I regret playing one
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40702
40703
>>40699
"hmm that sound nice but can jews take office?"
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40703
40704
>>40702
"Anyone can take office who meets the requirements, is voted in under the relevant procedures, and takes the oath. Tests of religion are prohibited"
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40704
40706
>>40703
"ha you think "jew" is just a religion? i bet you think they arent all evil either. then this freedom is highly corruptible."
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40705
40706
>>40701
*rises from the dead*

It's one of the variant Paladin's in Unearthed Arcana. They're just like regular Paladins except muh freedom.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/Publication:Unearthed_Arcana/Paladin_of_Freedom_Class_Features
..Now that I think of it, I guess you're more of a Lawful type anyway....

*dies once more*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40706
40707 40708
>>40704
"I can't say I am an expert in Jews. As I understand it, it's several ethnic groups. Why would I think they are all evil?"

>>40705
To quote for you the final lines of America the Beautiful, "Confirm thy soul in self-control, thy liberty in law"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40707
40708 40710
>>40706
Yeah, my brain is just being cooked by fever atm...
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40708
40709 40710
>>40707
take some Tylenol.
>>40706
"are you being serous? they have caused every war in war in Equestrian history. and since me dont have any books about america i can only assume its the same with your dimension. and that your history is being manipulated by a few jews in high places in your government."
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40709
>>40708
"and it has been that way for centuries."
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40710
40711
>>40707
>>40707
*Pets Tracy's faggot*

I'm immune to disease, so I can't really say I understand your situation...

>>40708
"Do you even have Ashkenazim in Equestria?

I can tell you that the people who fucked us over, mostly, were the white male Christians we trusted - we chose - to protect us. Their insistence they were good Christian did not help us when they flooded the country with poor immigrants"
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40711
40712
>>40710
"yes the (((griffions))) are from the area you speak of." Reeeeeeeeeee mien fuhrer was christian."
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40712
40713
>>40711
"Griffons, you say? Well, we may sooner or later want to look for some in the mountains. I found another mountain range north of here while hunting with Tracy a few days ago. I've been meaning to go Dragon hunting anyways.

Did thy Fuhrer let ten million Mexicans just walk over?"
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40713
40714 40715
>>40712
"no he didnt. he got rid of they invaders for his neighbors."

"Me love monster hunting, me used to do it all the time when me was in the mountains were me went after me was banished."
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40714
40715
bearhunting.jpg
>>40713
".. I like hunting.."
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40715
40717 40727
>>40714
"Do you now?"

>>40713
"Well, then I guess he was a better leader than so many of ours.

I haven't really gone monster hunting much at all, but I haven't killed a dragon yet"

*does a sequence like William Shattner yelling "KHAN!!!" in Wrath of Khan, except he yells "KIYNEN!!!"*
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40717
40718
>>40715
"I do..
.. meat bun?"
*hold out lunch cooked with love*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40718
40719
>>40717
*takes meat bun from pony*

*looks at pony*

"Can I trust you?"
GWAzm
?
No.40719
40720 40722
[1d20+15 = 20]
>>40718
>seductive tone
"Of course you can, ~Flashy"
Sleight Of Hand to remove his pants while he's distracted eating.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40720
>>40719
It's actually supposed to be +17, but I fucked up.
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40721
40723 40724
Torc's door bursts out with a explosion. Out walks a singed wizard.
"Hey eejits, the fuck are you guys doing?"
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40722
>>40719
Reeeeeeee!

*Looks at her in a way that shows his suspicion of her*

*Full of apprehension, he takes a bite*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40723
40725
>>40721
*Stands up with no pants on*
*pulls sword, since weapons belt is on but pants are not*

"Who the hell just burst in!"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40724
40725
>>40721
"Meat bun?"
*offers sizzling hot meat bun*
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40725
40728 40729
>>40723
"You know, your imidation doesn't really work without your pants."
>>40724
"Thx frend"
>takes bite
"Thats good, what is it?"
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40727
40728
>>40715
"yes but he fell under the weight of (((communist jews))) and (((capitalist jews))) working together, do you know what the (((griffons))) did to the pony and Minotaur women in Germaneigh?""

Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40728
40730 40731 40734
>>40725
Assumes Combat stance

"Nigger, I ain't here to merely intimidate"

Looks down, to see that he is not wearing pants

>>40727
"Uh... what did they do?"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40729
40734
>>40725
"Local game."

Reeeeeeeeeeee! You told him.
GWAzm
?
No.40730
40733
sounds.jpg
[1d20 = 18]
>>40728
>Combat stance
Oh no you don't. She's got you flat-footed and (partly) unarmored.

~Sneak Attack!
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40731
40732 40734 40735
1416653__safe_starlight glimmer_4chan_angry_crying_meme_op is mad_solo_tfw_wojak.jpeg
>>40728
"well all of the men died holding off (((them))), so the woman were brutally raped and when the reds drank to much and couldn't get it up they raped them with bottles."

the sad part is this actually happend look up the rape of Berlin
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40732
>>40731
Fucking history man...
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40733
40737
>>40730
>>40730
I'm confused by this post

"Gah!"
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40734
40736 40739
>>40729
"You need to cook more often"
>>40728
"Yeah, sorry but it ain't working"
>>40731
Torc walks over and conforts Infernius
Hiatory sucks sometimes
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40735
40737 40739
>>40731
"You mean... Like the bolsheviks did?

Excuse me I think I'm being attacked right now"
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40736
40746
>>40734
"Why are you always such a dick to me?"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40737
40738 40739
>>40733
>>40735
S U C C
U
C
C
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40738
40740
>>40737
I'm imagining him being knocked over and falling to the floor
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40739
40745 40746
>>40735
>>40737
"oh um excuse me"
>>40734
"torc brad seems to be getting the suck should we move to a different room?"
GWAzm
?
No.40740
40741 40742
[1d20 = 3]
>>40738
Good idea.
*Assumes hybrid shape*
Bull Rush
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40741
40743
>>40740
>bounce off
Oh well..
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40742
40744
>>40740
did you take that Tylenol faggot?
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40743
40747
>>40741
*reverts to pony form*
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40744
40750
>>40742
Don't have any.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40745
40755
>>40739
While unable to remove the assaulting pony, Trumpaladin is able to partly right himself

"Aww, but we were having a nice conversation"
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40746
>>40736
"Hey you're the one parading your underware"
>>40739
"Good idea"
Torc runs
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40747
40748
>>40743
You had a successful sneak attack. Why you not go with that?

*pony had bounced off, so he sits back down in a chair*
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40748
40749
>>40747
She only bounced off of the bull rush to push the chair over.
*gets into chair and grapples*
5pjEW
?
No.40749
40751 40754 40755
[1d20 = 10]
>>40748
Counter grapple
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40750
>>40744
go get some queer.
GWAzm
?
No.40751
40753 40754
[1d20 = 15]
>>40749

Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40752
40758 40761
B-b-but.. it's ~cold outside!
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40753
40756
>>40751
Um... +5 strength modifier and higher base attack
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40754
40757
>>40749
>>40751
*Tries to set pony on lap*
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40755
40759
>>40745
>>40749
"uh we can start it again later if you are busy."
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40756
>>40753
Grapples are just strength checks.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40757
40759
>>40754
*bounces on lap*
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40758
40761
>>40752
you are need to kill that virus/ bacterial infection m9.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40759
40760 40762
>>40755
*still fighting Tracy*

"No, it's fine. Tell me more about the Jews, Germaneight, And thy fuhrer

>>40757
Trumpaladin makes sure he is sitting in a chair with his lack of pants hidden by table and pony
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40760
40761
>>40759
*kisses*
>'Shhhh now.. Let the dumb Bull tell his story, while I relieve some of that stress that's been bugging you lately...'
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40761
40764
>>40752
This

>>40758
I don't think tracy's faggot is as much of a bitch as you make him out to be

>>40760
>"uh.. okay..."

>>40758
*moves pony mouth away for long enough to talk*

"No no, tell us about the jews"
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40762
40763 40766
>>40759
"uh okay did a boat called the Titanic exist in your world?"
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40763
40765
>>40762
"Yes"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40764
40768
>>40761
*bounces rhythmically*
>'I love you so ~much, Flashy.'
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40765
40768
>>40763
"does the phrase "federal reserve" mean anything to you?"
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40766
40767 40769
>>40762
"Yeah, what do icebergs have to do with it?"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40767
40771
>>40766
>Ice(((berg)))
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40768
40772 40778
>>40764
*humps back a little, but not a lot because Infernius is in front of him and he doesn't want to be rude*

>"I guess I love you too"

>>40765
"But of course. It's the central bank. It controls the money supply"

>40767
Kek
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40769
40770 40771 40835
>>40766
"there was no iceberg, the way the boat snapped sujests missiles."
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40770
>>40769
"Ice is softer than steel anyways"
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40771
40835
>>40767
Tep kek
>>40769
Plz tell me people dn't actually believe the titanic was an inside job
Lag is killing me, so I'm just gonna lurk
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40772
40773
>>40768
*bouncing intensifies*
>'I know I love you more than anything, ~Flashy..!
>'You even made me a mommy: the only thing I ever wanted.. None could ever explain how much I love you..'
>'I I can feel our love growing inside me every day. Growing bigger, stronger, hotter.. I can feel it right now.. Can you feel it Flashy?'
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40773
40774
>>40772
>"Against my stomach, yes, just a little. He's got a long ways to go though in his development"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40774
40775
>>40773
*locks jaws once more*
>'It makes me so, so, so happy..!'
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40775
40776
>>40774
>"Okay... so you're cuddly, I'll give you that"
*Kisses back and humps back*
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40776
40777
>>40775
*humps in tandem*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40777
40780
>>40776
>>40776
>"Do you worry about me?"
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40778
40779
>>40768
"do you know the federal reserve inst a government facility its owned by the (((Rothschilds)))"
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40779
40781 40784
>>40778
*pulls pony away for long enough to respond*

"I don't recall it being owned by a family"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40780
40782 40783
>>40777
>'Whenever we're apart. I love you so much..!'
*bounces happily*
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40781
40782 40783
>>40779
[desperate pony noises]
*hugs tightly*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40782
>>40780
>"I guess I love you too"

>>40781
*hugs pony*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40783
40786
>>40781
>>40780
>"Is there something bothering you, little pony?"
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40784
40785
>>40779
"it is privately owned the government keeps its money there."
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40785
40787
>>40784
"Well I know that, but it's necessary to have a central bank to maintain a stable money supply"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40786
40788
>>40783
>'Sometimes, I worry for the future of our family.. if our foal got hurt, or you had to leave.. it's frightening...'
*Hugs tightly*
>'Don't ever go away..!'
*Grinds at breakneck speed*
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40787
40788
>>40785
"and who is the head of that bank?"
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40788
40789
>>40786
>"Please don't drive me off little pony... Hold on just a moment"
*hugging pony*
>Cums inside pony

>>40787
"I'm not sure... Actually"

is coming inside pony
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40789
40790
>>40788
*Shudders*
>'~Yeeeeeesssssss..! Just like that.. good boy.. let it all out..'
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40790
40793 40798
>>40789
*humps more*
Lets out more into pony
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40791
40792 40794 40796
talmud.png
"they all "happen" to be jewish."
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40792
>>40791
"and this is what they think about you and me."
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40793
40796
>>40790
*Pat's back*
>'Good boy...'
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40794
40795
>>40791
Reading that shit is a great way to redpill yourself on how kikes see the world. This is what they read to their kids.
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40795
>>40794
thats where their superiority complex comes from.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40796
40799
>>40791
"Damn.... Uh... Is that an issue for society?"

>>40793
Kek
*is a good boy*
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40798
40800
>>40790
*Receives greatfully*
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40799
40800
holohoax.png
holohoax2.png
>>40796
"now you are getting it. read this."
*hands pages*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40800
40801 40804
>>40797
>>40797
>>40798
*ruffles pony fur*

>>40799
"Takes it and tries to read"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40801
40802
>>40800
"~Hmmmmph..!"
[Happy pony noises]
*Licks affectionately*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40802
40803
>>40801
"You won't drive me off though, will you, little pony?"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40803
40805
>>40802
"I would never let anything get between us, Flashy."
*Nestles head against chest*
[Peaceful pony noises]
*Gradually dozes off on lap*

Faggot goes to bed.
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40804
40805
>>40800
"(((they))) lie about the fuhrer say he gassed them all, that why me want to as them all and they killed rockwell."
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40805
40806
>>40803
"Don't get in your own way, little pony"
*Pets sleeping pony*

>>40804
"They killed Rockwell? I must say I know almost nothing about him"
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40806
40807
>>40805
"they made it look like one of the members he kicked out for (((degeneracy))) did it."
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40807
40808
>>40806
"He was murdered? What did he teach?"