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Spoopy Nuts
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39520
39540
Well now. The characters find themselves in an entirely different Rick than the last time they found themselves in a pickle. In this instance, the Paladin has just participated in murder, and it wasn't even the right target! Tracy also has bloody on her hands, but that's old news anyway.
Not sure how its gonna go, cuz some players are indisposed (at the moment) and there's usually hella bantz for every several-hour period, but why wait? ^_^

Oh, if you're new, this is an RP thread based (increasingly) loosely on D&D 3.5, but allowing for any genre or game (but it has to make sense). Feel free to shitpost, or bant, or even join in. Some call this the gay bath-house, but that's cuz they're bored and tired and don't have anything fun to distract themselves with,... like this thread. ^_^

1032 replies and 71 files omitted.
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.40359
40361
>>40357
And Torcuil was okay with just summoning a random mare, not telling her of the danger, and leaving her to die horribly and either to cease to exist, or to be revived and become the ward of a sex fiend?
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.40360
40362
>>40358
It kind of annoys me though..
I thought a Good-Domain Cleric would make for a more gratifying kill. I really expected her to show up when Tracy was torturing those animals too..
It's not as ebil if she already has it coming..
[disappointed ebil-player noises]
Anonymous
Ya4G9
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No.40361
40362
>>40359
>Trump: WTF you gotta keep Troll not get a robot waifu
>Torc trys that
>Trump: WTF why are you keeping Troll?
Yes, for the reason he just doesn't give a shit. He (and i for that matter) never expected the Unicorn to be fully fuctioning. I expected a normal horse with a horn basiclly, and some bullshity magic made it seem like Troll. Then Tracy in her bloodlust, doesn't bother to check and goes for the kill.
To him it was another animal, he wasn't expecting intellegence.
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.40362
40363
image.gif
>>40360
Plan T has been hilarious thus far. It was delightfully clever, snd it was hilarious to see the "element of originality" getting cucked a second time by a plan that was unoriginal. Watching Torcuil getting peaved by how his entirely successful scheme had unintended consequences is hilarious. And I got a unicorn out of it.

Hooray

>>40361
Where you see an animal, I see a potential waifu. That is what separates us. The virgin brony from the Chad horse fucker
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.40363
40364 40368
>>40362
What I don't get though is, why was Tracy not able to discern the difference in their auras? Troll's aura is Overwhelming-tier: Tracy should've been able to tell the difference in 3 whole rounds.
Anonymous
Ya4G9
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No.40364
40365 40369
>>40363
Because magic
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40365
40366
>>40364
Is there a spell that duplicates auras?
What use is detect ebil if it can't tell a good Cleric from a regular good NPC?
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40366
40367
>>40365
detect good*
Anonymous
Ya4G9
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No.40367
>>40366
Idk, I let GM take care of that
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.40368
40369
>>40363
Because you used it before you saw her. Your detect good should have been confused by Infernius, Trump, Trollestia's lingering aura, the lingering aura of Infernius and Trump, and all sorts of other things. As GM pointed out to you, though you didn't listen, is that detect good only has a range of 60 feet, and you were much, much further away than that when you cast it. If you had done an alignment check on Trollestia, you would have gotten it (probably). You didn't do that. You cast one spell while you were way out of range and surrounded by auras that could easily look like Trollestia
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.40369
40370 40372
>>40364
And a good dice roll
>>40368
This, consider it a heat of the moment sort of omission
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.40370
>>40369
Even after 3 rounds?
How long does she have to observe a target to tell if it's a Cleric or not?
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.40371
40374
Well fug it.
Tracy spends the rest of the day investigating the forest, town and docks for any sign of Troll. She's tenacious.
Is there any town left on the map that hasn't been visited yet?
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.40372
40373
>>40369
You didn't cast detect good after you came in line of sight. For all you know, she actually was on the docks and then disappeared before you came in sight of the double. Next time, do an alignment check. Or get your Pali to do the alignment check for you. If the target comes back as neutral or lawful good, even if it's aura is just as strong as Troll's, it isn't Troll
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.40373
40376 40377
>>40372
I said she did it again as she was observing for her Death Attack.
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.40374
40375
>>40371
>rest of the day
Oh no you don't. We've got to bust into this dungeon and destroy the phylactories before the lich resurrect and the dimension door spell wears off of the find a way around it
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.40375
40378
>>40374
Figure that out first then.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.40376
boop.png
>>40373

Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.40377
40379
>>40373
>casting spells
>observing for death attack
Pick one. You can spend the required three consecutive rounds to observe for a death attack, or you cast use spells, but you cannot do both simultaneously
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.40378
40379
>>40375
Figure what out?
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.40379
40380
>>40377
>pick one
Don't have to: you can do other things, so long as your attention is fixed on the target.
>>40378
how to get into the pyramid.
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.40380
40381 40383
>>40379
Where do you see that rule?

>how to get into the pyramid
Were you not paying attention earlier? Lenos said that you can use the Control room of Trump Tower to hack into different towers, and open doors. And if he's wrong, darkie has a portable hole, and we have place shift and shit loads of other ways of getting into the evil tower. Just fly or float or whatever onto the surface, remove the dimension lock, and then use a portable hole to get into the structure before they realize the dimension lock has been turned off and teleport out of there
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.40381
40382
>>40380
>rule?
Which rule?
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.40382
40383 40384
>>40381
That a death attack requires anything less than three full round or at least standard actions
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.40383
40385
>>40380
Yeah, but someone has to do the hacking.
Try having your character explore the
>>40382
She did observe for three rounds, the same three rounds it takes to use Detect Gud to maximum precision
>strandard actions
It doesn't say anything about that.
>If an assassin studies his victim for 3 rounds and then makes a sneak attack with a melee weapon that successfully deals damage, the sneak attack has the additional effect of possibly either paralyzing or killing the target (assassin’s choice). While studying the victim, the assassin can undertake other actions so long as his attention stays focused on the target and the target does not detect the assassin or recognize the assassin as an enemy.
I think trying to discern the intensity of an aura still counts as focused on a target. Detect Gud is an Su Ability, not a spell, it's components shouldn't be overly distracting.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.40384
40386
>>40382
Yeah, observing requires attention. It lists that you can perform other actions, but I wouldn't allow spell-casting at the same time.
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.40385
>>40383
No, it says "studies." Not "takes interest." Not "does other things that involve the target." It says "studies."

Think about it logically. The idea behind a death attack us that an assassin looks for a vulnerable spot on the target - an opening in the armor, a blind spot. Something that can be exploited. If their attention is focused on reading magical auras, then they are not looking for vulnerable positions on the target.

You could have done three rounds of detect evil and then three rounds of study. That unicorn wasn't going anywhere. She was distracted. You were lazy and didn't ask GM to clarify the strength of the the aura. You can't just ask "does she detect Trollestia." That's lazy role play, and detect good doesn't tell you that. You have to first ask does it detect anything, how many targets does it detect, where are they, and then finally - how intense is the aura. That's what I do with detect evil. You can do the same. Be specific in your questions. You also didn't run an alignment check.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.40386
40387
>>40384
What kind of abilities can you use then?
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.40387
40388
>>40386
Move, draw/prepare a weapon/item, consume a potion, a variety of things.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.40388
>>40387
Alright then.
So, no spell-like abilities?
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.40389
40390
I already assume Tracy doesn't find anything in the area.
For the sake of exploration, is there any part of the port that hasn't been explored yet?
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.40390
40391
>>40389
She was grappled and taken back to the tower a while ago.

Your character doesn't have all day. The entire party is assualting by the afternoon or hopefully earlier
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.40391
40392
>>40390
Not until someone figures out the controls in the portal room.
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.40392
40393
>>40391
Lenos
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.40393
40394 40395
>>40392
Is that what he's doing? I thought he was crafting with Infernius.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.40394
>>40393
Correct, they adjourned to the forges
5pjEW
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No.40395
40413
>>40393
We're all waiting on the whole party to assemble. That's what an RPG is. It's group play. You can do your own thing if it doesn't take much time or when time moves freely but for something like this you can't "unpause" the game for everyone and spend a whole day when every hour counts.

These threads are relentless. I want to go a day where I can go to the gun range, go to the mall, eat with friends, and not need to constantly check my phone every four minutes to make sure I am not missing out on action.
\r
Anonymous
Ya4G9
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No.40404
40404
>>40404
Anonymous
Ya4G9
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No.40407
Welp, looks like drama is coming
See you faggot later.
xqbzJ
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No.40413
>>40395
Tell me about it. Part of me is morbidly anxious every time I come home from work just who knows what went on.

\r
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.40417
>>40416
I don't mind that, I was responding to the "these threads are relentless" comment
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.40422
40423
Seriously? Just delete the whole thing?
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.40423
40424
>>40422
Not dealing with this shit on top of the other shit right now
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.40424
>>40423
sigh
Alright, well I'm gonna crash then, have a good night all
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.40426
40434
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Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.40432
40434
*dabs*
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.40433
40434
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I know what that is
Anonymous
Ya4G9
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No.40434
>>40433
>>40432
>>40426
well, if you can't beat em
*dab*
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.40436
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'Morning
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.40437
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>>40435
"Now where did this come from?"
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.40439
40440
>>40438
"how and from what?"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.40440
40441 40443
>>40439
"I spent some time down at the docks and learned the recipe from an old pirate chef. The meat is local game."
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.40441
>>40440
"Venison?"
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.40442
GM acknowledges quietly and to himself, he has indeed created a monster.
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.40443
>>40440
"Wait a minute, you met pirates? Where? They can help with our assualt"
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.40445
>>40444
"Can you be more specific?"
5pjEW
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No.40447
>>40446
Sense motive on pony

"If you eat it, will it activate that mark of justice I placed on you?"
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.40449
>>40448
And is that a yes or no? The mark will show
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.40451
40462
>>40450
"I don't think it's going to work out between us Tracy"
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.40452
40462
>>40450
>Broken the curse
She doesn't have that magic
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.40454
>>40453
"... Bones,...." Darkie nods.
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.40456
>>40455
>>40448
"Do you like the recipe?"
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.40458
>>40455
KEK. Shall we assume that he generally follows instruction that is reasonable and sincere? Does he prefer to shitpost in response to unreasonable or unfollow-able directions, or would he instead appeal directly to Tracy?
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.40459
... perhaps he ignores entirely....
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.40461
>>40457
"We can hire the chef for a new restaurant. Even build a new one, with the opportunities that open up"
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40462
>>40451
Oh fuck
>>40452
I do!
Does Tracy want that curse broken?
>>40455
>dooting
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.40464
tumblr_my11xkOqyh1sn3c4lo1_500.gif
>>40463
This is giving me so many ideas
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.40466
40468
"I'NIS!!" Thez shouts from the next room. "Where'd he run off to?" she <whooof> is in the room looking for him.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40467
40469 40472
stock-photo-top-hat-skull-illustration-227497606.jpg
>deleting everything
Why do you hate skeletons?
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40468
40472
>>40466
"Last time I saw him, he was off hallowing the whore-house site.
Tell him lunch is ready."
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40469
40470
>>40467
You created this entire character as an autistic revenge plot against me. If you're going to try to cuck my character by subverting him yet still being in a place of trust, you're going to do it on screen
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40470
40471 40472 40474
>>40469
Oh stop it. Characters do stuff off-screen all the time, like how Torc used that unicorn as a stunt-double to trick us.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40471
>>40470
Fuck you and fuck your character
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.40472
40476
pinkie-pie-is-just-about-to-be-brilliant.jpg
>>40467
"You know, if this one breaks, you could animate Korak next just for kicks." Darkie offers.
>>40468
Technically that's not true, he's down in the forges, but I was story-line presenting Thez and alluding subtly to a developmental device while allowing her to see the new butler.
>>40470
That occurred during a rabbit dialogue
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.40473
40476
Twisting a "dial" on her bracelet, she pops the top open and dumps out a pile of rings and necklaces. Its not nearly as fine or extensive as the one Tracy "doesn't have", but its still pretty decent. "Can I um,... make him shinier?" she smiles sweetly and innocently at Tracy.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40474
40475
>>40470
I'm not bothered by an undead butler and only slightly bothered by a curse removal off screan. I'm bothered by your implying murder of travellers and sailors in port barry off screen, and then implied Red Dragon Hannibal Lector scene
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.40475
40479
>>40474
Or it could be that she sequestered a skeleton (at LEAST one, she's gonna wait until she can command that GIANT one) for exactly this situation, being a blackguard and able to do that and all.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40476
40480
Demilich-Token-Art-01-1600x800.jpg
>>40472
Mr. Bones tips his hat and bows.
He's quite the gentleman.
>>40473
"Do you have a silver or golden pocket watch in there? Or some gems to put in his eye-sockets?"
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.40477
40479 40481
There was just a hoarde of undead, many of which were not even damaged when being turned or spelled to erm, death. It makes perfect sense that she acquired a totally faultless skeleton (plus the giant).
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.40478
>inb4 Ultra-Mega Bones
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.40479
40481 40484
>>40475
>>40477
Hence why I'm not playing the implications game

That is perfectly plausible. But I'm not playing the implications game
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.40480
40489
>>40476
"No, no watches, and all my gems are little," Thez says sadly. "For now."

Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40481
40483
an13.jpg
>>40477
She found this guy just wandering around the streets alone. He looked lonely, so she threw an old top-hat she found on him and took him home.
>♬ ~There must have been some magick in that old hat they found, 'cuz when they placed it on his head he started to dance around! ♬
>>40479
Why not? It's moar fun that way.
*doot doot*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40482
Yeah, I've put up with this troll for four months now. Fuck this guy
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40483
>>40481
Fuck off
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.40484
40485 40486 40557 40558
>>40479
What I'm getting at is this is something Tracy mentioned a long time ago, with regard to the Blackguard fiendish servant, and was never brought up again. The FS is supposed to be an imp, dire creature, or whatever, but Tracy indicated a want for a skeleton instead. It hasn't been brought up since, but there's like 4 different ways of explaining how it happened that doesn't offend Trump's curse seal.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40485
40487 40490 40492
>>40484
Tracy isn't at that level yet. Mr. Bones can be everyone's butler.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40486
40487
>>40484
>Four different non offensive ways
Again, this is true. But this guy who created this fucking character specifically for the purpose of trolling me wants it to be the one way that is offensive
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.40487
40488 40492
>>40485
True, but he's also a 1HD skeltal who's probably not going to see combat except for comedic purposes.
>>40486
So troll him back. Make him a super-hero outfit that says "TRUMP" all over it.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40488
40491
>>40487
I'd rather ban trolls
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40489
40517
>>40480
..I guess I outta have her go pick up those gems before Thez goes to find them herself...
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40490
>>40485
Tell you what. I won't delete your posts or ban you if you affirm that the innocent explain (or one of several innocent explanations) is true
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.40491
40493 40495
flu.jpg
Thez gasps with excitement and runs out of the room "Ijusthadanidea!" she yells as she runs.
>>40488
Ponies are allowed. Tracy is a pony. Tracy's faggot is allowed.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40492
40494
786623f4aad4dee30e57629b0a1889b9--tattoo-motive-tatoo.jpg
>>40485
[content skeleton dooting]
We need to figure out a Morse Code or something for him, so he can communicate.
>>40487
You don't need that many HD to be the best undead butler in the multiverse.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40493
40494
>>40491
Zald's posts are mostly of ponies. Are Zald's gay and futa troll posts allowed?
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.40494
40495
>>40492
The sound of "YOU BITCH!" can be heard faintly from the direction of the forge as <whoooof> Thez appears holding the ruby goggles. "They're mine anyway,.... How about these? They were originally monocles that I had put together!"
>>40493
Zald-posting and Tracy-trolling aren't even comparable, nice try tho.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40495
40497
il_fullxfull.327462748.jpg
>>40491
[excited dooting]
>>40494
*grins ebilly*
"No butler is complete without a monocle."
>*doot*
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40496
40498
Alright, what was it you wanted explained?
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.40497
>>40495
With a nod, Thez <SNAP> breaks the clasp linking the two eye-pieces, and yanks off the strap connecting them. I'll have Ben <whoooof> . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . <whoooof> put a chain on both, making a matching Monocle and Pocket-watch!"

Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40498
40500 40505
>>40496
I don't need an explaination, just no offscreen murder of human travellers in Port barry

The meat is animals from Trollestia's forest, simmered from the fire, and the skeleton is from an undead zombie. Or maybe a citizen whose soul got sucked out by a devourer - Tracy isn't picky, and who knows
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.40499
40501
Meanwhile, Ben's desk is in complete disarray, as it was quiet and calm until Thez <whoooof> appeared and started detailing a lengthy request speaking very much like a gnome and sketching things down really quick before dropping the two eye-pieces and a particularly decorative (not gaudy of course, but finely shaped) length of chain and then <whooof>

Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40500
40503 40504
>>40498
>just no offscreen murder of human travellers
Why not? It's imagination land. GM already said there wouldn't be consequences. It's literally just shitposting.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40501
>>40499
Kek.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40503
40504 40509
>>40500
Shitposting is bannable

It's 100% your choice
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.40504
40506 40507
>>40500
>>40502
>>40503
How about a compromise? No killing things without a witness, who can state with certainty where/how/why present thing got killed?
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40505
U7Ghu2s.gif
>>40498
>Tracy isn't picky, and who knows
It's imaginary mystery meat: it's whatever you want it to be.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40506
40510
>>40504
I'm not sure what that means
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40507
40508 40512
Tracy's day.png
>>40504
>No killing things without a witness, who can state with certainty where/how/why present thing got killed?
Wouldn't that only make it certain to cause drama?
Why can't I just say she's stabbing some faceless NPC off-screen without witnesses.
Tracy kills ponies and gets away with it: she's the Sam Hyde of Ponyville. Nobody knows how she keeps doing it; she just does somehow.
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.40508
40509 40510
>>40507
Because she's fucking married to the town sheriff. That is why. How is this difficult for you to understand?
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.40509
40512 40515
>>40503
Do you really want to have a shitposting-free RPG? It sounds awfully dry and boring, imo.
Shitposting is the best part of the game for me. It's an imaginary world where you can do anything; why should I not do whatever I want?
>>40508
That's supposed to be the ironic part.
It's not like every NPC is counted: any could disappear at any time off-screen, and nobody would notice.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.40510
40512
>>40506
Basically it means that actions that would clearly come about by murder (the meatballs for example) would need to be corroborated by another player.
>>40508
MMmmmmm, not quite. The town Sheriff and local Police would be the Gestapo and the Generals, non-respectively (but comparatively). Trump is the hero, and one of several.

Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.40511
40513
In fact, on the Sheriff/Police angle, they would be offended if Trump tried to involve himself in their investigations and active cases. They'd be too polite to say anything, but let them do their job. If they come-across a Princess-level problem, they'll let him know.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40512
BsiSWuTCAAETEAn.jpg
>>40507
>>40507
>Of Ponyville
*readies order of removal for Tracy*

>>40509
>An imaginary world where I can do whatever I want
Okay. I'll also do whatever I want. The difference between you and me is that I have more power

>Ironic
The forgotten man is forgotten no longer

>Shitposting is the best part
Shitpost differently

>>40510
>There is not one, but two sheriffs, and a whole secret police, who should give a shit
How does that in anyway at all make it better? Please, please explain
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.40513
>>40511
Well fuck you too
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.40515
40516
>>40509
Listen shithead. You get in the way of my doing what I want to in the game all the damned time. Do you honestly think I spent 10 hours trying to charm Slovenia just for a trebuchet? And this is besides the fact that the one time I did exactly what I wanted - with Trollestia - it caused all manner of shitstorm to break loose that still hasn't come close to settling, even after like two weeks or more. If you're going to control my character - and you do. A lot - I'm controlling yours in return
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.40516
40518
>>40515
>just for a trebuchet
Kek. I know how to fix this.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40517
40519 40551
>>40489
Tracy leaves her meet buns under a heat-lamp in the mess hall and leaves without a word, finally deciding to go pick-up Thez's gems.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40518
40519 40522 40524
1vb3n98b43ux.png
>>40516
Trebuchets are awesome.
Kudos to Woodhoers for building us some.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.40519
40520
>>40517
Thez sniffs the buns. "I'm smelling,... Buffalo, Elk, and Deer." Takes 5.
>>40518
Oh, that's just the first one. The next one will be even more rounder.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40520
q7pj5zY.jpg
Gay6ofn.jpg
>>40519
Interesting.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.40521
40523
I shot both of you a Rabbit msg, no hurry.
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.40522
>>40518
He's still the sworn defender. Knights Hospitaller defended Pilgrims on their way to Jerusalem, and this they did long before the crusades ever happened. So too does Paladin Trump defend commerce against threats foreign and domestic
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.40523
40526
>>40521
Offer rejected.

He's not getting cucked by the blue bitch
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40524
40525
>>40518
(THIS USER KNOWS THE SUPERIOR SIEGE WEAPON)
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40525
40526
>>40524
Agreed.
Other engines can't even compete.
Anonymous
Ya4G9
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No.40526
40527 40531
>>40523
>cucked
You mean like you cuck literally everyone else?

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

>>40525
>300 meters
Catapults btfo
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40527
>>40526
I mean subverted in that particular way - killing the people he's supposed to be defending, while pretending to be helpful or friendly
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40528
40529 40530 40532
I g2g for a while
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40529
>>40528
See ya
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.40530
>>40528
Until next time
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40531
40533
>>40526
>cucking everyone else
Holy shit have you all punished me for it. Some of it was unintentional - AND EVEN THEN I WAS SEVERELY PUNISHED FOR IT
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40532
>>40528
Back
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40533
40534 40535
>>40531
I even have a list: Troll, Torc, Tracy, Infernius, and Slovania

GM, does Torc know where Troll went?
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.40534
40535 40536
>>40533
How have I cucked Slovenia?!?
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.40535
40536
>>40533
No, no one does
>>40534
I was just about to ask myself
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40536
40542
>>40535
>>40534
By fucking other mares while implying you want to be in a relationship
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40537
40538
GM, what house was Thez adopted into in Hell again?
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.40538
40539
>>40537
... Thez (proprietary amalgamation of extant metaphysics and concepts)
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40539
40540
>>40538
To they have a coat of arms?
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.40540
40541
>>40539
... Not exactly
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40541
40543
>>40540
Just wondering for the sake of memes.
5pjEW
?
No.40542
>>40536
They were never in a relationship though. He never got further with her than kissing.

I mean, I guess I can sort of see the little date they went on (which he never said to her was a date, so it's not really a date, just dinner), and then their kiss afterwards, could have created some expectation on her part that would have been subverted when he had sex with Tracy 15 minutes later, but eh
\r
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.40543
>>40541
They would have one yes, but cuz reasons it has not been used or presented in any combat scenario.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40545
40546 40547 40548 40555 40584
autism.png
uck it. I refuse to put even one more minute of effort into this work of faggotry.
Here's the half-assed pic of Thez/Infernius I promised, just because I told him I would do it.
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.40546
>>40545
That's... That's super cute
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.40547
40549 40550
>>40545
Thank you, for everything. ._.
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.40548
>>40545
I just realized Infernius actually is naked, and that Thez, very appropriately, has a set of nuts for a cutie mark
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40549
Luna_Sad_1_S2E4 (2).png
>>40547
>Wishes he could create something beautiful, and not just cause problems for everyone...
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40550
40552 40553
>>40547
It's nothing. I just didn't expect an "lol randumb" tier shoop to take more than half an hour.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40551
40552
>>40517
How long would this take her?
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.40552
40554 40556
>>40550
Its not nothing, I like it. Its not 'randumb' at all. The cutie mark especially.
>>40551
Not long, consider it done.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40553
>>40550
I like it...
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40554
>>40552
I just thought it wouldn't take so long. I haven't been my best lately.
*eats meat buns*
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40555
>>40545
10/10
5pjEW
?
No.40556
40559 40560
>>40552
So can Mithral Breast Plate be crafted for Fae? I'm sure she'd need to be measured and so forth, but just to have the plate is a nice advantage.

I also think I may want the second cloak of resistance crafted into a Caparison for Fae (magic cost is the same for enchantments regardless of size class). I've been wanting to trade it to Tracy for (shared) usage of the cloak of charisma, but I can't convince her faggot that the +4 advantage of a Cloak of Resistance is twice the savings throw advantage of divine grace from a +4 cloak of charisma. I guess it should probably go to Infernius. He's not a bitch, but it would help
\r
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40557
40558 40560 40586
1200px-Johann_Heinrich_Füssli_053.jpg
>>40484
>The FS is supposed to be an imp, dire creature, or whatever
Is she works hard for it, can she get an Alp?
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40558
40560 40561
>>40484
I have a long and insanely detailed request for you later

>>40557
I still don't understand what that is. Is it like a super imp?
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40559
40560 40563
>>40556
>breast plate
Why not just go with barding? It'd be cheaper and take less time.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.40560
40562 40563 40590
>>40559
Barding just means "Horse (or whatever) armor", the breast-plate refers to the armor type (chainmail, leather, breastplate, etc.).
>>40558
I'll be leaving for a while in the next 1/2 hour
Its a super-spoopy dream-imp basically.
>>40557
You'd have to catch one first
>>40556
Yes, it is perfectly permissible and not outside the realm of materials, or ability to fabricate. It would take half-again as long as a conventional Breastplate suit tho, to accommodate the additional considerations and specialty of >4 Dragonne

Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40561
40563
>>40558
Like i said in:
>>38949 →
>>38952 →
>>38960 →
It's a Germanic pagan nightmare spirit, very similar to a Night Hag (aka Mare), only it takes the form of a small elf boy or pixie-like creature.
>super imp
Sort of.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40562
40563 40590
>>40560
>You'd have to catch one first
*brandishes pokeball*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40563
40564 40565 40590
1510725277713.png
>>40559
Well, the breast plate is barding. It's exactly the same sort of armor - mithril Peytral, Chanfron, and Criniere, that I would put on Tracy

>>40560
Can it be crafted in time for her to wear it into the Pyramid? If he spends his time doing that while Tracy is busy relentless advancing time in the game

>You'll have to catch it first
We can keep the creatures we catch? I am so going Dragon hunting

>>40561
So... what is that in d&d terms? A Night Hag?

>>40562
*brandishes lance*
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.40564
40566
>>40563
>Begins his response with "Well,"
Muhuhahaha
>rush order
I'm thinking no
>Night hag
Maybe, its gonna be a custom creature at this point
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40565
40566
>>40563
>in d&d terms? A Night Hag?
Well.. that's what I want..
They're pretty much synonymous in mythology, although the biggest difference is that an Alp is small and almost always male (a child for that matter).
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40566
40567
>>40565
>A nighthag, who takes an elf child as an alternate form, as a fiendish servant
Looking at the entry I guess this is a pretty cool creature to have

>>40564
>No quick armor
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

>Custom creature
Not really. A nighthag can assume alternate form as a medium sized humanoid creature. It's easy to make a nighthag look like an elf
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40567
40569
>>40566
>It's easy to make a nighthag look like an elf
That's not really the same though. An alp is meant to be like a peevish boy, rather than a spiteful old woman. The personality is really the difference. Also, I like the "Son of the Mare (hag)" archetype.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.40568
40569
K, gotta go. Don't,... nevermind you're gonna do it anyway.
>wonders what sort of shit-storm he's in for tonight
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40569
40571
>>40567
That's not too much of an adjustment. Just kill a larger Nighthag, and it may leave a younger son.
Not you're not intending on him riding her... Are you?

*wonders if he should start explaining his elaborate plans for an NPC ally

>>40568
*Readies Broom*
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40571
40572
95ca0fe5646c9ffbae2e3f8e39199949--witch-painting-painting-art.jpg
>>40569
Well, that's what Alps do in mythology. It'd be more like a "Monkey on Shoulder" kind of relationship.
>>40569
>Just kill a larger Nighthag, and it may leave a younger son.
Night hags don't raise their offspring. They sneak their daughters into the societies of other humanoids, and come back to claim them for the lower planes at teen age. They normally slay their male offspring, and their mates for that matter. They are a female-only society.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40572
40573 40574 40581
>>40571
>Someone else is riding his horsey, and it's a disgusting evil elf thing
reeeeee
*Jealous Paladin noises*
...
*Sad Paladin noises*

>>40571
>Hellish beasts cuck humans by sneaking their daughters in make them raise them, and then claim them for hell in the teen years
>Kill males, and is a female only society
That sounds cool until you realize it's a horrifically plausible explanation for feminism

I'm guessing there would be a story as to how Tracy could get a male?
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40573
40576
>>40572
>Get
I meant to say, "How a male survived"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40574
40575
>>40572
>I'm guessing there would be a story as to how Tracy could get
Well, this is an RPG, so it'd be kind of dumb if there weren't a story.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40575
1512970917856.png
>>40574
Okay, I can't hold back from telling everyone my autistic plans
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40576
40577
>>40573
>survived
Any male offspring of a hag is an automatic dumpster-baby. A hag wouldn't necessarily even bother to kill a son, just throw it away because it's no use to her.
However, hags of all kinds are used to living in disgusting places, like dumpsters.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40577
40578
1514165588385.png
>>40576
>Inb4 Tracy's quest to gain a fiendish servant is to go dumpster diving, which is probably her main way of getting food anyways
Aww... Isn't the same thing basically Tracy's back story? Like she lived on the streets or something?
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40578
40580
>>40577
... yes....
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40579
738879__safe_artist-colon-i am nude_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_4chan_broom_frown_janitor_-fwslash-mlp-fwslash-_request_scruffy_solo.png
Tracy finds that her efforts to stab sailors in Port Barry are rebuffed by a magical, animated broom, which seems to be warding and protecting the unnamed travelers
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40580
40581
>>40578
*Hugs pony*
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40581
40582
>>40572
>That sounds cool until you realize it's a horrifically plausible explanation for feminism
Feminism is witchcraft: Hags are witches (except for that one that Torc met who was probably a fighter or some shit).
>>40580
*hugs back*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40582
40583
>>40581
I don't want to boss you too much okay, I absolutely do like to boss you around but you used to make like a literal 100 posts a day on the main board, or at least 30... I do know I'm being hypocritical about that, but you used to make saged posts in reply to necro-bumped threads, you'd respond immediately to new threads, and generally were more on top of things than even the mods. It was really impressive
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40583
>>40582
I guess I've been pretty busy lately..
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40584
40585 40592 40835
>>40545
absolutely beautiful.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40585
>>40584
Glad you like it.
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40586
40587 40592
>>40557
"ITS MY SOULCOIN I DON'T KNOW YOU!!"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40587
40588 40601
>>40586
I feel like an idiot for not getting this reference...
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40588
40589 40601
>>40587
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NOdkMRniig
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40589
40591 40601
>>40588
I got that one, I meant the Soulcoin..
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40590
40632 40835
>>40563
>>40562
>>40560
I want a pet troll that i can armor up.
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40591
>>40589
bitcoin but soul.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40592
40593
897007__safe_artist-colon-madhotaru_scootaloo_bottle_case_clothes_detailed_eyes closed_flintlock_glass_gun_picture_pipe_pun_sad_shako_solo_uniform_weap.png
>>40586
>>40584
Hello my possibly also depressed friend. Would you like to join me in my misery?
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40593
40594
>>40592
yes.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40594
40596
1512632098297.png
>>40593
D'aww. I love you

*hugs*
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40596
40599
>>40594
>>40595
*accepts hug and meat bun*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40597
>>40595
I still do not like your deliberate efforts to fuck with me
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40599
40603
1510063017377.jpg
>>40596

Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40600
>>40598
Yeah, fuck you
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40601
40602 40604
>>40589
>>40588
>>40587
so it turns out soul coin is a jew website.
https://archive.fo/Tzem8
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40602
>>40601
Kek
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40603
40606
>>40599
"trump want to go to bar?"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40604
>>40601
Why am I not surprised?