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Spoopy Nuts
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39520
39540
Well now. The characters find themselves in an entirely different Rick than the last time they found themselves in a pickle. In this instance, the Paladin has just participated in murder, and it wasn't even the right target! Tracy also has bloody on her hands, but that's old news anyway.
Not sure how its gonna go, cuz some players are indisposed (at the moment) and there's usually hella bantz for every several-hour period, but why wait? ^_^

Oh, if you're new, this is an RP thread based (increasingly) loosely on D&D 3.5, but allowing for any genre or game (but it has to make sense). Feel free to shitpost, or bant, or even join in. Some call this the gay bath-house, but that's cuz they're bored and tired and don't have anything fun to distract themselves with,... like this thread. ^_^

1032 replies and 76 files omitted.
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39940
39944
>>39937
Trumpaladin starts to look for said brushes
"I'll help you find some"

"I think I should explain to you what happened on the docks. I hurt another member of the party, the Blue One. Her way of dealing with the situation was to try to kill Trollestia, the unicorn you met when you first arrived. I did not want to do it. At all. But I needed to prove that I was capable of being loyal. That I was able to do something for the sake of someone else, just because they ordered me to do it, and because of my special relationship with them. I promised her I would do it. And I was not going to back out of a promise. But I felt bad about doing it. I approached Trollestia, and made a separate, secret promise to her. That though I must kill her - yes, I told her - I would see to it that she was resurrected. That why when I saw you on the docks, when you where made to appear as Trollestia, I said to you, "my agreement with you still stands." I was trying to tell her that. But Trollestia replaced herself with you. The instant I saw that it was not her, but another person I had never seen before in my life, I knew the deed needed to be undone."

"Let me see if we have brushes in the storage area. I KNOW we have canvas you can use in our manufactory"
*Bumbles about looking for said items*
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.39941
39945
>>39939
"me heart breaks for them and there lost brothers."
*walks over to the police station*
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39942
39943 39944
>>39937
"A while back, when we encountered a Black dragon - yes, those exist here - we managed to take its treasure. Among its items were a few paintings, I believe that had not been wholly destroyed by their time in the bog. Would you like to see them?"
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39943
>>39942
>>39939
"Okay, so they are not going to be as impressive as anything you made and displayed back in Fillydephia. But maybe being surrounded by paints will make you feel a little better"
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39944
39945 39946 39947
>>39942
A couple things to clarify. 1 art pieces doesn't actually mean paintings and such (though sometimes), it instead refers to jewelry, sculptures, and valuable treasure that isn't 'just' gold and gems; a gilded and gem-studded scabbard or a king's scepter, for example. 2 that wasn't Trollestia that you made that deal with, that was Ponimaru disguised as Trollestia. During that dialogue (the blood vial, etc.) he was bluffing and had no idea what you were talking about. Enough of that though.
>>39940
"Is... killing really that prevalent here? In Equestria, even the changelings never actually killed anypony, they just consumed their energy and enslaved them."

Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.39945
39952
>>39944
see
>>39941

Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39946
>>39944
Well then

NOW I agree with Tracy's faggot on this

>>39944
"Well, enemies do consume energy and enslave others here, though they also kill and eat souls. This world isn't exactly a land of rainbows and magic and unicorns. But I do try to make it more like Equestria, and spread harmony"
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39947
39950
>>39944
*Shows Felicia the art that appears on the walls in the rooms, like in Hotel rooms, claiming it's a local flavor*
Mrs. Sentry
WwLOm
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No.39948
39952
Sorry I disappeared. I gotta drive the family somewhere now.
Mrs. Sentry
WwLOm
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No.39949
39951
Tracy goes to bed, pretending to be sane.
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.39950
8685848c4decb2ce344b9f26ce2fe39a19703b097b1c6fd1302598f6d4135558.png
>>39947
*gets to infernuis' room see this picture*
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39951
39966
>>39949
Not with Husbando? Aww... I was hoping for dialogue
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39952
39953
>>39948
>sorry I disappeared, gotta disappear
Take care TF, hope to see you again before midnight, but otherwise Happy New Year!
>>39945
K,....

Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.39953
39954
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>>39952
"men today our small nation state has suffered a loss, a very personal loss.we morn and burn our fallen tonight,we shouldn't be too sad though they are with our fuhrer now.but tommorow in the dawn we ride to get some payback on (((those rat bastards)))! we will show those dirty communist jews who the master race is! we will show no mercy everything in the court city dies! we will take it in the name of our fallen! in the name of our fuhrer! and in the name of our nation state!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVc5bkG34G0
PLAY WHILE READING!!!
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39954
39955 39957
>>39953
Sad faces turn grim, nods are exchanged. One guy further back steps forward. "Sir, when the time comes, tell us what to do. We're not gonna throw our lives away, but we're not going to let them get away either." His statement is met with murmurs and nods of agreement.
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.39955
39956 39958
>>39954
"dont worry men me be right there with you every step of the way! we will break our enemies will!
me teach you all how to turn undead!(can i give them a level in cleric?)"
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39956
39959 39964
>>39955
NPC followers have special classes to them, sort of the equivalent of fighters
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39957
39958
>>39954
I prepared much of a speech to deliver to the Port...
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39958
39961 39963
>>39955
I think what you mean to say is: "Let me tell you about George Lincoln Rockwell".
They did participate in killing hella Devos and Niggerwalkers, so they got enough xp for at least 1 level in cleric.
>>39957
That's good, only the Gestapo is hearing Infernius' bit.
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.39959
39960
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>>39956

Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39960
39963 39968 39971
... but there's no more Sechs ~_~
F
>>39959
KEK
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.39961
39962
>>39958
yeah i did actually. retcon it.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39962
>>39961
*POUF*
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39963
39965
>>39960
Aww...

>>39958
That reminds me... Fae has been a lot more active in fights on screen and off since the Kefka battle
Mrs. Sentry
luX+E
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No.39964
7f69ecbbec9204c058c01f2440c2422f.jpg
>>39956
>Fighters
Lol no. I think you mean Warriors.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39965
39974
>>39963
Yeah, and she tore the shit outta some undeads off-camera. She can level too.
Mrs. Sentry
luX+E
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No.39966
39967
>>39951
She calls him over.
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39967
39969
>>39966
Goes to pony
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.39968
>>39960
F
Mrs. Sentry
luX+E
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No.39969
39970
>>39967
*Hugs*
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39970
>>39969
*Is reluctant to hug at first*

*hugs anyways*
Mrs. Sentry
luX+E
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No.39971
>>39960
F
Mrs. Sentry
luX+E
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No.39972
39973
G2g
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39973
>>39972
Bye 4 nao. Stay safe
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39974
39975
>>39965
What ways am I allowed to level her?
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39975
39976 39990
>>39974
Fighter or Cleric, without devoting herself to a new class (such as Monk or Pali)
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39976
39977
>>39975
>A Paladin for a Paladin's Mount
That's the most awesome thing I have ever heard. But I'm going to progress with my intent to make her the Kitty High Priestess of Football, American, and Elway. Give her cleric
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39977
39979
>>39976
K. Uh, do you know where she's at right now? I don't wanna have to dig,....
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39978
~ 50 posts till gets
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39979
39980
>>39977
1 cleric level beyond her magical beast HD
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39980
39981
>>39979
Doesn't she already have class levels? I'll admit, I started getting careless with her when you started taking an interest.
Anonymous
gqCqN
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No.39981
39983 39984
>>39980
She has magical beast hit die, abilities, and attacks
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39983
39984
>>39981
Yeah, but with pali-mount hax, I'm not even sure what that is anymore. I can figure it out, I just haven't yet.

Anyway, I'll still be here and about (especially w/ the ebil ded marathon soon-to-be) but just in case; have a Happy New Year all you lovable, delightful, autistic, murderous, goody-two-shoes, meme-sperging, stabby, waifu-thieving, obnoxiously sweet and kind, and all other sorts of descriptives that are too numerous to mention.

Seriously though, you guys have made my world better by orders of magnitude.
"He means that, he actually smiles now, and interacts with people without layering sarcasm and spite. Not to say that there isn't sarcasm and spite, but still, he's much less a faggot. Maybe not much less, but a different sort of faggot. Its not just me who's noticed either. Ah fug, Happy New Year!"
>rapes Infernius
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.39984
39985 39987
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>>39981
>>39983
ALERT!!
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39985
>>39984
Kek, I was just about to post that.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39986
Wait 4 hours? How old is that image?! They clearly underestimate deez nuts.
Anonymous
Zi8ds
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No.39987
>>39984
Oh shit
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39989
39991
SINCE there's probably Spartans (and others) who are now joining us (maybe not us, but whatever bread) allow me to welcome you most sincerely, honestly, and earnestly. I did name a city/theme in the Game after u fuckers. Good luck with the GETs-ball, you'll need it; one of the players is a mod. ^_~
Mrs. Sentry
uWBE1
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No.39990
39992 39993
>>39975
Can I give other animals class levels?
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.39991
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>>39989

Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39992
39994
>>39990
Are you referring to the birds, or do you have other NPC animals (or not yet NPC animals) in mind?
Anonymous
gqCqN
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No.39993
40016
>>39990
They don't have the int to have class levels
Mrs. Sentry
uWBE1
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No.39994
39996
>>39992
Either/both
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.39995
1514680993795.png
>Pic related
a soyboy spartan.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39996
40001 40005
>>39994
Generally yes, though it depends on the animal and the circumstance. Experience is requisite, but technically anything can advance in levels.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39997
40003
fight-club-brad-pitt-tyler-durden.jpg
>inb4 GETs (cuz I KNOW ur waiting for it)
Here's to all you faggots; players, spectators, GETs-ballers, et al. Happy New Year
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39998
40007
Boop
Anonymous
gqCqN
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No.39999
If he's going to train an army of 31 strength plus animals then I can have a dragon as a cohort
gqCqN
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No.40000
A female young adult Silver Dragon cohort
\r
Mrs. Sentry
uWBE1
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No.40001
>>39996
Can I increase their Int and give them the ability to speak with an Awaken scroll?
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.40003
40010
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>>39997
happy new year goys
Anonymous
gqCqN
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No.40004
>>40002
I know that
Mrs. Sentry
uWBE1
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No.40005
40010
>>39996
How do you determine a non-humanoid's starting age?
Mrs. Sentry
uWBE1
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No.40006
40008
Also, we did Level-up once, right?
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.40007
40010
>>39998
before you go gibe lich loot plz.
Anonymous
gqCqN
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No.40008
40009 40010
>>40006
I think we're going to get an increase of at least one level very soon. But be patient
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.40009
40011
>>40008
he said we lvld up.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.40010
40012
>>40005
>>40003
What is this? Where's the 404 pali? Trump, joo got some 'splainin to do,.... is drinking, pay no mind
>>40007
Go? Where do you think I'm going? What am I gonna do, go and hob-nob with rural normies who think that Israel is best ally, as just one example? Fug no, I'm stayin' HERE. Fug parties n sheeit. There's evil dead in 15 minutes!
>>40008
Yeah, the lich fight caused lebel.
Mrs. Sentry
uWBE1
?
No.40011
>>40009
I can get Aura of Despair at this level.
*Makes weak-ass skeleton dance*
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.40012
>>40010
rabbit is up btw.
Anonymous
Ya4G9
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No.40013
40014 40015 40020
What did I miss?
Mrs. Sentry
uWBE1
?
No.40014
40017 40020
>>40013
Everyone went to bed.
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.40015
40023
>>40013
>>100000 →
Mrs. Sentry
uWBE1
?
No.40016
40020
>>39993
3.5e underestimates animal intelligence.
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.40017
40018
>>40014
everyones awake.
Mrs. Sentry
uWBE1
?
No.40018
40019
>>40017
What are the characters still doing at 5 am?
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.40019
>>40018
im preparing my men for war with communist undead.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.40020
40023 40026 40030
>>40014
Fuk no they didn't
>>40013
U missed some GETs in the New Years thread, u missed some faggotry, on and Torcuil (and everyone else) leveled from the bliches.
>>40016
So very this. I'm inclined to accommodate and develop a 'more accurate' metric to determine "animal-intelligence" abilities, skills, etc. Maybe not Wizards (all those components and glyphs and dances n sheeeit) but fighers? At the very least fighters, and better still Rangers (cuz they fuggin are animals, in fact if u've seen crazy nature shit you probably have already seen animal rangers {maybe druids, but w/e}).
Sorry, I got off on a tangent.
Bovie
Anonymous
gqCqN
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No.40022
40025
Trumpaladin has helped Felicia set up, sent Fae to help the Generals, and has grappled Tracy, who he drags off and curls up with in his bed. And he goes to fucking sleep, because otherwise the character would be exhausted the next day. And that would suck
Anonymous
Ya4G9
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No.40023
40024 40027
>>40015
I saw that
>>40020
Wuts Torc's level?
Mrs. Sentry
uWBE1
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No.40024
40029
>>40023
17
Mrs. Sentry
uWBE1
?
No.40025
40038
>>40022
*Hugs in sleep*
Anonymous
gqCqN
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No.40026
40033 40085
>>40020
You're letting Tracy's faggot not only have not one, but two Gargantuan sized - not huge, but gargantuan sized - bird that start off with a strength as high as a cauchemar's but also level them up as fighters?
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.40027
40029
>>40023
also movie night we are watching evildead.
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40029
>>40024
Noice
>>40027
Eh, not tonight
Mrs. Sentry
uWBE1
?
No.40030
40034 40085
>>40020
Can she give them each a permanent telepathic bond with her?
Mrs. Sentry
uWBE1
?
No.40031
Also, how much bigger have her birds gotten?
Can the have slightly different colors for the sake of character?
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.40032
>>40021
they can sleep.
Mrs. Sentry
uWBE1
?
No.40033
>>40026
Sounds awesome to me.
Why not?
Anonymous
gqCqN
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No.40034
40035 40036
>>40030
A price of 1500 xp each, with the permancy spell. They can't form sentences though, so it's kind of pointless
Mrs. Sentry
uWBE1
?
No.40035
>>40034
Yeah, but then she'd be able to call them or speak to them from far away.
>Price
Eh.. I guess it's not worth it.
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40036
40037
>>40034
How much XP does Torc have to spend on magic shit?
Mrs. Sentry
uWBE1
?
No.40037
40041
>>40036
It matters what it is.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40038
40039
>>40025
He's still pissed at her for the way in which she's been handling the "kill Trollestia" thing. He's just not angry enough to take a different pony to bed
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40039
>>40038
*sucks on fingers*
[peaceful pony noises]
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40040
40060
Just for the record, how many months has it been since she conceived?
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40041
40043 40046
>>40037
That doesn't answer my question
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40043
40044
>>40041
What spells were you thinking of.
Different spells have different costs.
If the effect is really drastic, it probably has quite a big cost.
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40044
40045
>>40043
Oh, you missunderstood, I didn't mean how much something costs, I meant how much does he possess to spend.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40045
>>40044
We just leveled up, so idk.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40046
40049 40050
>>40041
The amount of xp between two levels is generally something like the number of the level, multiplied by 1000. So it takes 17000 xp to go from level 16 to level 17. That should give you some idea of how much xp you have
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40048
40051
It's 5-6 AM in game, so can we skip to morning/afternoon, so we can do things?
Anonymous
Ya4G9
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No.40049
40052 40053 40094
>>40046
Uh, if calculated right 153000 roughly.
So say Torc spents 17000 xp somehow, does that put him back at lvl 16?
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40050
40052 40094
>>40046
How do you figure out how much XP you get from a task/encounter?
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.40051
40054
>>40048
It's 10:54 EST in real life. Fuck that. Let us spend new years eve with families and watching the Evil Dead series or whatever
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40052
40055 40094
>>40050
I honestly do not know

>>40049
I think so?
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40053
>>40049
He's only just above seventeen, so spending a little should put him back.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40054
40056
>>40051
My family is asleep.
Nothing drastic is going to happen.


Anonymous
Ya4G9
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No.40055
40094
>>40052
Okay, Thanks for this shit GM I'm really enjoying it.
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.40056
40058
1498779198118.jpg
>>40054
*wakes up sort of*
*Sexes pony, hugging her but still approaching her from behind and not looking at her*
*goes back to sleep*
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40057
40059
this_is_not_a_game___natgiii_day_8_by_whatsapokemon-d6jdchw.png

Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40058
40062
>>40056
*kisses*
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40059
>>40057
Kek
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40060
40061 40064
>>40040
I just want to know how bloated she is.
For that matter, I wonder if she still appears pregnant while in her Huge form. Regardless of breed, a hoers fetus is always %10 of its mothers size.
She was half-transformed when she conceived, so idk how big it's going to be...

[bloated pony noises]
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40061
>>40060
*gets up in the middle of the night to fill body with chocolate cake*
*returns to bed*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40062
40063
>>40058
*nibbles pony ears*
*grabs voluptuous pregnant mare breasts*
*cums inside pony*
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40063
40065
>>40062
*kissing intensifies*
*stares into eyes dreamily with Darkvision*
[content pony noises]
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40064
40066
>>40060
I don't think she should be very pregnant. The sex from which the conception resulted happened only a few days before the second Soros fight, then time skipped three weeks, and then it's been 11 or so days since then. So only a little more than a month since conception. I'd also bet the fetus doesn't increase in size when the mare transforms, which is probably a good thing because it decreases to likelihood that an attack that penetrates the mother also hits the fetus, because a smaller fetus is a smaller target
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40065
40066
>>40063
*doesnt have to kiss or look at pony because of position*
GWAzm
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No.40066
40067
pregnant-mare-768x545.jpg
[1d20 = 18]
>>40065
*grapples to change position*
"Look at me, Flashy.."
>>40064
Last time I asked, it was 3 and a half months.
It'll be a bit difficult when she gets too big to fight responsibly though..
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40067
40068
>>40066
*turns head*
"ehhh..."

I know GM said that but I've been keeping up with days
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40068
40069
>>40067
*licks face*
"..I love you, Flashy.."
*kisses*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40069
40070
>>40068
"Tracy...

I know you didn't care that we killed a random and innocent mare. Her name was - is - Felicia, and she was a painter, from Philidelphia. But why did you get in my way trying to revive her, when I asked to be taken to the tower, or to have Fae take me to the tower? And why did you burn so many trees in the forest? Slovenia will be sad to see that she can't craft as many things out of wood anymore. And none of it killed Trollestia, who we'll need tomorrow anyways"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40070
40071
>>40069
"... I didn't want Troll to get away.. and there wasn't much burned in the end anyway, just a tree or two..."
*licks face again*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40071
40072
>>40070
*still somewhat angry, but licks pony face*
*continues humping pony*
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40072
40073
>>40071
*humps faster*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40073
40074
>>40072
*humps pony, but is still distracted*

"Tracy, do you think I love you? Do you think I am devoted to you?"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40074
40075
>>40073
".. I.. I believe so.."
*Humps furiously*
"I know I love you though. You're the only one for me."
*Locks jaws*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40075
40076
>>40074
>"but you're not really sure, are you?"

*tries to return Tracy's thrusts and kisses, but can't quite keep up, at least now*
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40076
40077
>>40075
>'...sometimes I feel like you look at other mares a bit too much...'
>' it worries me...'
5pjEW
?
No.40077
40078
>>40076
>"Why would that worry you? Do you think I can't love you if I look at someone else?"
\r
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40078
40079
>>40077
"Yes."
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40079
>>40078
"Why is that, Tracy?"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40080
40081 40082 40083
Tracy's faggot succumbs to exhaustion.
I'm sorry but I really gotta sleep.
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40081
40083
>>40080
Good night, and happy new year
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40082
>>40080
*cums inside pony*
I'm'a get a heartfelt dialogue about the characters' relationship problems out of you one of these days
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40083
>>40081
>>40080
Happy New Years Florida fags
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40084
40086
1478937__safe_artist-colon-glimglam_starlight glimmer_4th of july_female_freedom_hat_holiday_independence day_mare_meme_mouth hold_pony_simple backgrou.png
happy new year!!
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.40085
40086 40096
>>40026
Mebe, I dunno yet I haven't decided
>>40030
No! But she can give them distinctive accessories, cuz otherwise they look exactly the same (downy-white with yellow beaks)
... reads thread more...
OMG. TOP KEK>! I can't even!
>dying

Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40086
>>40084
Happy New Years! For us Central Time folk

>>40085
To answer an earlier question, Fae has 17 Magical Beast Hit Die, 9 from Dragonne and 8 from Paladin's mount. Of course I have ALL of her numbers.

How long would it take to craft non-magical Mithral Breast Plate for her? How long would it take to resize the superfluous cloak of resistance into a Templar-style Caparison that will fit her? (I checked, magic cost is the same regardless of the size of the subject, so tailoring should probably be possible)
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.40087
40088 40093
Yeah, why hasn't anyone asked about a gun-blade yet? Just askin
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40088
40089 40092
>>40087
id like a chainsaw
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.40089
40092
>>40088
"Shit, I'd a chainsaw"
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.40090
40091
Happy New Years ^_^
>GM is drunk, fuck off nao HNY
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40091
1514344369836.jpg
>>40090
sieg heil gm and thez,happy new year.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40092
40096
Chainsword_THQ_Replica.jpg
>>40088
>>40089
Did you mean to say, Chainsword?
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40093
40094
>>40087
Tracy can't normally use gunz, but she can use anything with a blade.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.40094
40095
>>40050
>>40052
LOTS of math. Its really quite obnoxious in 3.5.
>>40049
Yes
>>40055
I don't know how to respond properly. On the one hand I am grateful for your enjoyment, on the other hand I am grateful for your participation. Both cause a sensation of satisfaction that is entirely new and unknown to me, so I can further state that the pleasure is mine. You're welcome I guess is the best response?
>>40093
Mornin'
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40095
40098
1388562597227.jpg
>>40094
Good mornin'

One of the first things Tracy does in the morning is feed her birds.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40096
40097 40099
>>40092
That thing looks badass, but I bet the battery life stinks..
>>40085
>they look exactly the same
Will they always look like that?
*attaches an orchid bow to Sammy and a Shy bow to Bunny*

Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40097
>>40096
Sky bow*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40098
40100
>>40095
Trumpaladin lets Tracy's tail hair run through his fingers, and he watches her rump as she walks away
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.40099
40100
>>40096
No, but I did want to goad you into making them more distinctive creatively.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40100
40101 40102
just for the plot.png
>>40099
Didn't realize I had any creative license as to what they looked like. I asked if they could be slightly different colors.
Give me a couple minutes to think of their descriptions.
>>40098
>*that thing grils do when they swing their hips seductively*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40101
40102
image.jpeg
>>40100
This is Sam. Though you can give her a red white and blue coat if you want
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40102
>>40100
Sammy at this age would be a peppered silvery gray color, with a pale gray head and dark gray feathers along her body. She looks a bit like a bald eagle, but only just vaguely. Her ear-lobes are just beginning to poke out, with a silver and slate feathers sprouting around them. Her beak is a stunning yellow-gold.
Bunny is still a bit paler and fluffier than her sister, although her ear-tufts seem to have grown faster, with magnificent golden-brown feathers poking out across her body, poking through a fluffy golden down. Her beak is a silvery slate color.
All-in-all, they're a somewhat "silver and gold" palate. One resembling a Bald Eagle (with short gray ear-tufts); the other resembling a Golden eagle.
But overall they really both just look like cute, fluffy, mammoth-sized chicks with large, awkward feathers sprouting all over them that subtly hint at how rapidly they're both growing into ferocious dire-raptors.
>>40101
Kek. I was thinking of Sam Eagle since before she even sat on them. Sammy is roughly the same color at this age, with slate-colored flight feathers peppering her body.
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40108
40109 40110
1514674636430.png
afternoon.
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40109
>>40108
Sup
Anonymous
so5SR
?
No.40110
40111 40112
image.png
>>40108
*pretends not to be autistically monitoring*

*fails*
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40111
40112
>>40110
Same
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40112
>>40111
Trips checked.
>>40110
this...
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40113
40117
Tracy goes down to the holodeck and trains for Mobility.
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40114
40115 40116 40117
hows the new year treating you faggots?
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40115
40116 40119
>>40114
Haven't died yet.
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40116
40119
>>40114
Pretty decent, cold as fuck out though.
>>40115
Lets keep it that way
Anonymous
so5SR
?
No.40117
40118 40119
>>40113
Please have mercy. You're so relentless with doing things in game I'm afraid that if I stop paying attention for a few hours time will advance and I'll lose the ability to do things in game. Let us have one holiday where I don't have to worry

>>40114
Going to a gun range with a friend to try out his new AK
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40118
>>40117
Nice, sounds fun
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40119
40120
>>40115
same.
>>40116
i know.
>>40117
semi-auto?
Anonymous
so5SR
?
No.40120
>>40119
Yes, only semi
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40121
40133
cannon_by_grinderkiller1-d99zjl8.jpg
4b7b1a44c5229b61c2db8109175c5a56--cannon-pvc.jpg
41UYlJ5eYYL._SX355_.jpg
xsp270gjn2.jpg
tumblr_n5hrblXqEL1rtuqolo1_1280.jpg
We have canons, but do we have the formula/ingredients for gunpowder?
I want to recreate Gut's mini-canon on Tracy's other gauntlet, if possible.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.40122
40123
I'm here, I'm just doing a bunch of calculating for game elements. By the way, the broom-handle RBG had is a Staff of Abjuration.
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40123
40124
>>40122
I'll give you 10 shekels
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40124
40126
>>40123
Only wizards can use staffs, right? It's as good as yours.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.40125
40127 40128 40132 40134
Alot of the liches' loot is in their lair, but aside from the 3 pairs of bracers and 3 rings of protection. Additionally, Nancy Pelosi had an Orb of Storms. They're gonna be pissed when they re-constitute.
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40126
>>40124
Works for me
>puts away bitcoins
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40127
>>40125
>Orb of Storms
Swank.
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40128
40129 40130
>>40125
>re-constitute
What
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40129
40131
46161a72a202acd6468b1b02c2d9ad0f07db49bf4d5c72db635595e6efaa61e3.jpg
>>40128
Liches don't go away permanently until you destroy their phylacteries.
>pic related
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.40130
40131
Dianne Feinstein was fuggen brroke. She got a 2/100
>>40128
They're liches, u gotta break their hidden e-mail servers to kill them perma
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40131
>>40130
>>40129
So they where liches...
>email servers
Kek
Anonymous
so5SR
?
No.40132
40135 40137
>>40125
Um... Can I'z claim the Bracers and the ring with the highest numbers?
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40133
>>40121
ill help if one gets made for infernuis to.
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40134
40135
>>40125
i only have 1 ring right?
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.40135
40136 40138
>>40134
afaik
>>40132
If he can figure out which one that is, sure. 1 in 3 chance
Anonymous
so5SR
?
No.40136
40137 40139
>>40135
Reeee! Inspect rings and inspect bracers
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40137
40141
>>40132
What are you going to do with the other ring and bracers that you have?
>>40136
Pretty sure only Lenos has that kind of appraisal ability.
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40138
40166
>>40135
i put the ring i have with me on.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.40139
40140 40142
>>40136
Actually, there is no choosing, its what the particular lich had.
so5SR
?
No.40140
40143
[1d20+1 = 19]
>>40139
Appraise ring
Anonymous
so5SR
?
No.40141
>>40137
I need to figure out what the ring and bracers are first to make any decisions

Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40142
40146
>>40139
whats the bonus on my ring?
Ya4G9
?
No.40143
40146 40147 40149 40175
[1d20 = 9]
>>40140
Can Torc apprase that staff?
Does Knowledge (arcana) give him a bonus?
Anonymous
so5SR
?
No.40144
40145
The AK shot beautifully
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40145
40147
>>40144
ive tried to get 7.62 for my Mauser but i cant find any nearby. do you know where you friend get his ammo?
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.40146
40148 40159
>>40143
Wanna find out what an item does? There's a spell for that.
>>40142
Good question.
Oh shit. You guys are gonna like it if you raid their lair.
Anonymous
so5SR
?
No.40147
40148
>>40143
He said it was a staff of abjuration. I'm guessing that's just one item. Rings of protection and bracers of protection have values that vary

>>40145
I can't really say I know. We bought the ammo at a Cabellas. They had 8mm Mauser ammo
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40148
>>40146
oh i know i will.
>>40147
cabellas huh? i think theres one close by ill check it out thanks.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40149
40150 40161
>>40143
The staff is in Tracy's bag, but Tracy would just throw it in the tower's treasure pile after figuring-out it's not a flying broom.

Tracy heads to the Entertron to finally cut-down Ponimaru from the ceiling.
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40150
40151 40153 40158
>>40149
infernuis goes to he needs to apologize about what the worm made him do.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40151
40152 40155
>>40150
"What did he do to you?"