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Spoopy Nuts
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39520
39540
Well now. The characters find themselves in an entirely different Rick than the last time they found themselves in a pickle. In this instance, the Paladin has just participated in murder, and it wasn't even the right target! Tracy also has bloody on her hands, but that's old news anyway.
Not sure how its gonna go, cuz some players are indisposed (at the moment) and there's usually hella bantz for every several-hour period, but why wait? ^_^

Oh, if you're new, this is an RP thread based (increasingly) loosely on D&D 3.5, but allowing for any genre or game (but it has to make sense). Feel free to shitpost, or bant, or even join in. Some call this the gay bath-house, but that's cuz they're bored and tired and don't have anything fun to distract themselves with,... like this thread. ^_^

1032 replies and 87 files omitted.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.39522
39525 39527
Spoilered
You've heard of Elf on Shelf, right?
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39524
39525
345198__safe_artist-colon-p-dot-chronos_oc_oc-colon-milky way_oc only_black and white_censorship_covering_female_grayscale_grin_gun_human_lineart_looki.png

Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39525
39528 39529
>>39524
"Censorship IS wonderful! I don't know,...."
>>39522
You do realize why its staring the painter (and thus the viewer) in the eyes right?
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39527
>>39522
"Tracy, can you take me to the tower?"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.39528
>>39525
I can tell by the look on his face..
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.39529
39534
>>39525
because it wants muh sweet sweet soulcoin.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.39530
39531
>>39526 →
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39531
39533
>>39530
"TRACY! TAKE ME TO THE TOWER!"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39533
39537
>>39531
*flies higher*

Was she able to pick up any scent back then?
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39534
39536 39539
>>39529
Ding

Now, Tracy can detect Trollestia's scent in and about the docks, but with no source (meaning, she's out of range).
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39535
39538
Not just that either, its cuz it already has the artist's "sweet sweet soulcoin"
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.39536
39548
>>39534
but what it didnt know was i had a water gun filled with holy water im my pocket
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39537
>>39533
>>39533
"Tracy, what are you doing?"
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.39538
39541
>>39535
spooky. why do you say that?
GWAzm
?
No.39539
39542 39544
[1d20+21 = 22]
>>39534
Tracy, now ~70 ft up, rears in mid-air and howls more monstrously than she ever has before, beside herself with rage.
Intimidate check, because I feel like it.
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39540
39543
>>39520
>In this instance, the Paladin has just participated in murder, and it wasn't even the right target!
This scares me
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39541
39547
>>39538
If you'll permit me to cross-thread for a moment, this is precisely why it is necessary and important that an individual know, understand, and appreciate the multitude of metaphysics which I make increasingly available to those not "in the know". Abrahamic traditions have incalculable value and merit, but they omit many elements of metaphysics "cuz spoopy" that leave a number (a small number, but a number none the less) of practitioners/adherents vulnerable and susceptible to,... well spoopy shit.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
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No.39542
39544 39545
>>39539
*butterfly lands on nose*
*howling siezes abruptly*
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39543
39546 39547
>>39540
Shall I repost the song for posterity? ^_^
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39544
39549
>>39542
>>39539
Regardless, she makes a bee-line towards the forest, frothing at the mouth.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39545
1510376002300.png
>>39542

Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39546
39550 39552
>>39543
What song? The Anime bullshit? I don't watch those
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.39547
>>39543
yes.
>>39541
i understand meta physics to an extent.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39548
39551
>>39536
Such entities don't deal in material realms, that's where they're weakest. What one has in their dreams is what is important.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39549
nightmare form 2.jpg
>>39544
She's moving at full speed, like a fiery comet.
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39550
>>39546
>vidya game
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39551
39553 39554 39555
>>39548
Trumpaladin jumps off
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39552
>>39546
Its more to emphasize that the situation just turned a bit "not quite right", as illustrated by the distortions of the song.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39553
39559
>>39551
He'd break both his legs from the height, and potentially die from the speed.
5pjEW
?
No.39554
39558
[7d6 = 25]
>>39551
Fall damage at 70 ft would be 7d6. I should emphasize that he has a full corpse with him the whole time
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39555
39556 39557 39558
>>39551
And what do you intend by that? Intention is a major factor after all,....
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39556
>>39555
To land on the ground
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39557
>>39555
trips confirm.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39558
39560
>>39555
Checked.
>>39554
Why does he need the whole corpse?
xqbzJ
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No.39559
39563
[1d20 = 8]
>>39553
>die
Maybe
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39560
1513040531559.png
>>39558
Why does Tracy need to go crazy?
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39561
39562
Trump survives the fall, but not without injury. Unicorn #647's corpse falls sickeningly nearby. I'll put them somewhere in the midst of the Port, given that they were(?) headed back to the tower.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39562
39566
>>39561
Drink a heal serious wounds potion from the flask

Observe surroundings
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39563
39565 39566
>>39559
C-can't she catch him..? It's inconvenient if he's dead or crippled.
>why is crazy horse crazy?
Don't fuck that unicorn, PLEASE.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39564
For the record, this was not my idea. I'm not trying to shift blame, I'm giving credit; this was a brilliant plot device
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.39565
>>39563
necrophilia is degenerate.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39566
39568
>>39563
The dead unicorn? Wew!
>>39562 >>39561
Near the outskirts I'd imagine
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39567
39569
Tracy lands in the forest, and immediately begins running amok scorching the ground-cover beneath her, intent on turning the wood into a total hellscape.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39568
39570
>>39566
Tries to ascertain location, and walks to the tower with Unicorn 647
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39569
39570
>>39567
She makes her way towards the golf course.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39570
39571 39572 39573 39577 39582
>>39568
Dragging a unicorn corpse is difficult, especially since the port is already littered with corpses. He can do so of course, but it may take some time. Also, there's the onlookers,....
>>39569
The grove then?
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39571
39582
>>39570
Yes.
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39572
39574
>>39570
Alright. He cuts the requisite amount of biomass from the unicorn (a severed ear?) and walks with it towards the Tower, bloodied, presumably
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39573
39574
>>39570
Onlookers?
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39574
39575 39576
>>39572
All you need is a hair.
>>39573
Yes.
They see the local horsefucker covered in blood, dragging a dead unicorn towards his house.
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.39575
1514353711001.jpg
>>39574
>local horsefucker covered in blood, dragging a dead unicorn towards his house

Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39576
39578
>>39574
Reeeeeee hopefully Trumpaladin is known for something other than bestiality!
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39577
39579 39580
>>39570
A question I should have asked a long time ago. Is the unicorn an FiM unicorn, or a D&D unicorn that is well below the level of a celestial charger?
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39578
39583
>>39576
Don't worry, the horsefucking is mostly unknown and considered a rumor or urban legend. Don't be dragging a corpse tho, that's rather conspicuous. Tracy's fag is right, a hair or some blood (remember that time) will do.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39579
39583
>>39577
How would he be able to tell that?
Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39580
39581 39583 39589
>>39577
Be more specific, are you referring to murdered or Troll?
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.39581
39595
>>39580
both.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39582
39586 39595
>>39570
>>39571
Tracy Dashes off towards the grove, setting her path on fire as she goes, until she reaches the Nithing Pole at the tree in the grove.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39583
39584 39588 39595
>>39578
Yeah, he takes a severed ear and places it in his pocket, and takes hairs for good measure

>>39579
FiM unicorn: is 90 pounds, looks like an anime character, has an ass tattoo

Normal Unicorn: is 1200 pounds, looks like a horse, has no ass tattoo

Are you shitting me? How the fuck could he miss the difference?

>>39580
What he killed and has the corpse of
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39584
39585
>>39583
I meant the stat difference.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39585
>>39584
A celestial charger would have held up
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.39586
39587 39588 39589
>>39582
why is tracy burning the woods?
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39587
>>39586
This
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39588
39589 39590
5848a5dea8e09f1c308768de5586e6b11376533777.jpg
>>39583
I meant the stat difference.
>>39586
Yes. The path behind her is engulfed in an otherworldy fiendish fire.
Anonymous
5pjEW
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No.39589
39592
>>39588
>>39580
>>39586
>>39586
Actually, Tracy should start losing powers and abilities as Trumpaladin moves away from her, and if what I think happened happened, then she should absolutely start losing strength and powers
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.39590
39591 39596
>>39588
but why though?
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39591
>>39590
Because Tracy's Faggot doesn't want to build that chariot after all
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39592
39593 39594
>>39589
She can still burn shit.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39593
39598
>>39592
No. That's an Su, and alternate forms don't give the new form's Su's, though they retain the original form's Sus
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39594
>>39592
Besides, you're just harming the party by denying us wood to build things with
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39595
39597 39598
>>39581
K first of all, that was Trump's fag's question.
>>39582
The Nithing pole is in shambles. It appears as though it has aged excessively (EXCESSIVELY) given the time its been in place, and there is evidence that its been gnawed on and sabotaged by little woodland animals (via teeth-marks). Its not a pole anymore, just a collection of spoopy horse-parts.
>>39583
#647 was of comparable size to Troll, and Troll is observably a mostly FiM unicorn (except when she was killing zombies, I did mention her going full alicorn then).


Anonymous
xqbzJ
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No.39596
39604
>>39590
Also, I amend my earlier DDLC answer; just watch an expedited (1.25+) lets play. I recommend BijuuMike, cuz he's an unrepentant weeb.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39597
39599 39607
>>39595
Trollestia was a 100 pound FiM sized unicorn?
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39598
39600 39601 39607
>>39593
She's been using her flaming hooves without a rider since she first transformed.
>>39595
She moves forward, covered in smoke, still scorching the Earth beneath her.
Detect Good.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39599
>>39597
Yes.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39600
>>39598
Yeah, and that's bullshit. Now stop using bullshit to harm the party
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39601
>>39598
You don't get to cheat so that you can fuck over the party
Anonymous
4cikZ
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No.39604
39607
>>39596
thanks for the recommendation.

Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39605
Okay fine, Tracy's faggot can do the burn thing but he's getting blamed if this ends up fucking us over in some notable way, and no using it for anything that actually has a purpose
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39606
39610
Tracy is still scorching the meadow, on the eyes and ears peeled for nearby creatures.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39607
39608 39609
>>39604
Make sure to start from the beginning tho
>>39603
Ever tried holding a lighter to wet underbrush? Its not THAT on fire.
>>39598
Flitting glimpses (animals, basic) but nothing significant.
>>39597
IDK about poundage, but she was Celestia-sized
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39608
39611
>>39607
How much long until he can reach the tower?
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39609
39611
>>39607
>animals
How far away?
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39610
>>39606
This is the last time
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39611
39612 39614
>>39608
quick-jump, cut-to
Tadaa, the tower. It barren, except for Darkie whos suit has fully "grown back". "Oh well hello, why the long face?"
>>39609
Running, fast
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39612
39613
>>39611
To darkie
"I killed a unicorn"
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39613
39615
>>39612
"I hope you saved the horn then," he replies sipping some tea.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39614
39615 39616
green fire.jpg
>>39611
After them. Charge all over the place, roaring like a maddened fiend.
Set the meadow on fire behind her as she gallops, spamming constant intimidate checks and keeping all of her senses on high.
Wreak havoc.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39615
39616 39617
>>39613
"I guess I overlooked that part"
He goes to the mini-mall to pick up a calm emotions scroll made earlier, and then proceeds to the Infirmary

>>39614
>CR 5 animal versus a CR13
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39616
39617 39618
>>39614
And Tracy did gallomp and tear through the placid fields cuz salt, and the woodland creatures did burrow and hide and fly away cuz holy-fuck-shit there's a flaming hoers,....
>>39615
"Um,... where is the corpse at per say? I hope you don't mind me asking,...."
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39617
39619 39621
>>39615
Tracy is also a PC, level 16.
And Troll has already used up at least a dozen of her prepared spells, and Tracy knows that.
Regardless, in character, she doesn't give a damn about odds.
>>39616
Set the meadow, the hill, and the trees on fires. Roar loudly, wreaking havoc on everything in the vincinity.
Make alot of noise.
It is nighttime, right?
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39618
39621
>>39616
"In this spot along the road... [gives the exact location as best as he can remember it]. I don't think it will be there much longer though"

Trumpaladin gets the scroll, goes to the infirmary, pulls out the rope of entanglement, and now....

Puts the severed ear in the Entertron, presses the button, and sees what happened
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39619
39620
>>39617
>Tracy is stupid
Okay
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39620
>>39619
She's angry, mostly.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39621
39622 39623
>>39617
Oh, its SO night time.
>>39618
Trump isn't gonna an hero is he,....

Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39622
39624
>>39621
What? No. He's resurrecting Unicorn 647

Having said that, that's really not a terrible idea
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39623
39624
>>39621
She's been burning everything in sight for a while now.
Are there flames/smoke visible from a distance?
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39624
39625 39627
>>39622
I just thought, with the rope of entanglement,....
>>39623
Safe to assume
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39625
39626
>>39624
Okay, but is the creature resurrected?
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39626
39628
>>39625
Yes, of course. She wasn't made undead, so its all good.
"What,... the,... fug,...." She says as she reorients herself to the situation, in an obviously panicked posture
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39627
39629
>>39624
[impatient nightmare noises]
*Continues tiny terrorist attacks across the meadow, scorching the area and killing everything in sight*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39628
39629
>>39626
>Obviously panicked
Casts Calm Emotions from the scroll

Only after this is accomplished, he says to her
"Evidently you were used as the body double for a different target. You were killed when you were mistaken for her. You have been resurrected by the power of the Football. I do not intend to harm you. Now, can you tell me who you are?"
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39629
39630 39631
>>39627
If you're intent on burning the whole forest and meadow and grove and shit down, I'm gonna have to interject. Tracy would not succeed at that without intervention, but I'm not yet sure what that intervention would be cuz I don't have "burning shit down" in my list of plausible scenarios lesson learned. So if that's her aim, I do have to pause in that part of the world. I'm not saying she can't, I'm saying "gimme a night's rest to figure out what happens next".
>>39628
"I was tasked by another unicorn and a strange fellow in w weirdly-patterned robe to stay in place, hold vigil, and act as though I was minding the situation. No one mentioned getting killed. Who are you? I know you asked first, but since I'm in this clear tube and you have me at your mercy, I think its proper that you introduce yourself first."
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39630
39632
*scorches meadow*
*burns trees*
*slaughters local wildlife*
*empties-out 1-gallon jug of chocolate milk all over the ground*
>>39629
>intervention
She's been trying to lure Troll out this whole time.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39631
39632
>>39629
"I am the Paladin who follows Trump. I am part of a group tasked with defending this city. As you can see we have only been moderately successful at it... Through a bizarre and humiliating set of circumstances I made a pact to kill a specific unicorn, the one who tasked you to stand there. She's a known troll. Make no mistake, she knew we were coming, she knew what would happen to you... Anyways, you're in a special device in the infirmary of our base. You were dead for a while. I can let you out of the tube if you won't run or attack me"
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39632
39633 39634
>>39630
>luring Troll
That will fail, spoiler alert. What will happen is other parties 'interested in the grove, forest, and surrounding areas' will take interest. It is to that end I'm saying "lets pause for the moment".
>chocolate milk
Wut?
>>39631
"Oh I remember you. If I'm not mistaken, you were the first to strike. I'll stay here, if you don't mind my saying."
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39633
39636 39638
>>39632
>chocolate milk
Old 4chan joke. Intentionally pilling chocolate milk is an act of pure, unfiltered ebil.
>Won't show up when a bloodthirsty fiend is burning down the forest and mercilessly attacking the local wildlife
Some Cleric she is...
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39634
39635 39636
File (hide): 0.0 (0.0 bytes, 0, )
>>39632
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQ-dq2Y4Z-Y
"That's me!

That's alright then. I'll tell you again that I do not actually want you dead, and that I was only compelled into the pact to attack the other unicorn because of... I don't want to talk about it. If you don't trust me, that's fine.

But first, I must say I am curious. In the months I've been here, you're only the third unicorn I've seen here. I thought they were... well, as rare as unicorns. What is your name, and who are you?"
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39635
>>39634
That file was not intended for that post
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39636
39637
>>39633
Is that a twilight spilling the chocolate milk reference?
>some cleric
Natural clerics recognize adversaries, loss, and strife as part of the natural order.
>>39634
"Call me Felicia then. What is this world? Why have I been brought here?"
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39637
39641
>>39636
Trumpaladin's eyes light up
"How long have you been here? What is the last thing you remember?"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39638
39639 39640 39641
286465__safe_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_feels_grayscale_meme_monochrome_solo_wat.jpg
>>39633
>tfw you start destroying things randomly and attacking innocents to lure the hero out of hiding, but she still doesn't show up to your challenge
[sad supervillain noises]
*lays curls up in a smoldering pile of her own fiendish flame*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39639
39640
>>39638
>Supervillain
No, Tracy is not clever enough to be a supervillain. Trollestia just might be, but Tracy is that dumbass criminal who calls 9/11 trying to order a pizza
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39640
39642 39643 39676
>>39638
*watches forest go up in blue blazes, contemplating her life*
>>39639
[sad pathetic criminal noises]
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39641
39644
>>39637
"You mean aside from getting murdered in cold blood, distracted and occupied by an otherwise resplendent human who now wishes to inquire about "things"?"
>>39638
FWIW, I as GM am sad for Tracy too. That probably seems trite as fuck, but I know how much she had vested in killing Troll.
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39642
39681
>>39640
think about your friend infernuis.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39643
39645
>>39640
As she does so, a ruslting in the brush can be heard not too far away, but not close enough to determine the source.
5pjEW
?
No.39644
39646
>>39641
I'm not sad in the least. She's caused so much shit for the rest of us

>>39641
"Yes, that is precisely what I mean. From what I know this world is a sort of "Colosseum," as it were, for gods. All of us were brought here after having died in other planes of existence. I have been here a little more than four months. It was hard for me to adjust too. Now tell me, where did you meet that unicorn who you stood in as a body double for?"
\r
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39645
39646
[lonely monster noises]
>>39643
Detect Good

Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39646
39647 39648 39649
>>39644
>missing the point
You'll get there
"I'm,... dead? Then,... that was,...." she pauses for a moment as things apparently dawn on her, "... real."
>>39645
"Oh, not good, to be sure!" calls out from a particular side (we'll go with the right side).
"But what IS good?" wait, that was from the left.
"And where do you fit in? Where do we ALL fit in?" uhm... that was from above.
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.39647
39698
>>39646
*falls asleep on thezs soulder*
*and irl.*
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39648
39650
>>39646
>that tone
Oh dear...
*remains curled-up in a smoldering heap, ignoring sounds*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39649
39650
>>39646
"Are you okay?"
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39650
39651 39654
>>39648
Oh dear indeed. I never mentioned who Trollestia's faggot is did I?
>>39649
Silence. After a time she asks. "What do you want from me?"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39651
39653
>>39650
Nah, you did alright...
*pretends to not hear coyote*
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39652
Is the fox going to say something important soon? It's 3:30.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39653
39655
>>39651
Shall we continue in the morning? It must be late,....
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39654
39656
>>39650
"I'm... I'm actually not sure. Mostly I just felt bad for what happened on the docks, so I wanted to resurrect you to undo any damage.

Besides that, I don't know. It's weird seeing a third unicorn here. My first thought was "who is she" and "where did she come from" besides "why is she working with Trollestia." So I guess I would like to know the answers to those questions?

I don't want to harm you"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39655
39656
>>39653
Let's do that...
*Passes out*
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39656
39657 39658
>>39655
... with a cheeky and often enigmatic coyote curled up nearby.
>>39654
"A third? That one wasn't the only one? I've never seen another of my kind, but now there's not one but two?"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39657
39659
>>39656
Great, now I won't sleep...
Goodnight faggots.
*Tries to pass out for real this time, ignoring imaginary fox*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39658
39659
>>39656
"Yes. We have a unicorn who came from Equestria who works for our party as a carpenter. She's also an artillery mare, participated in the battle you may have seen the last of earlier. Her name is Regina, but everyone calls her Slovenia. She's really adorable. Saw her just a couple hours ago in town. I'm not quite sure where she is right now. She's really cute"
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39659
39660
>>39657
Oh, you'll sleep I'm sure.
>>39658
She lays down pensively. "Pardon my rudeness, but I must think on this. I mean, I'm at your mercy apparently, but this is alot to take in. I've never even seen another of my kind, and yet here I've been brought back from death, twice, and find there are a likewise number of my kind flittering about."
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39660
39661
>>39659
"Those other two are the only two I know about...

Would you like to come out of the tube, Felecia?"
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39661
39662
>>39660
"Your word, that this isn't another ploy? Wait, nevermind. If what you would say is false, then its too late to avoid. If what you say is true, then there's nothing left to loose is there?"
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39662
39663
>>39661
"If I wanted to do anything to you that you did not want me to do, I would open the tube myself and do it. If the fact that I am not doing that is not proof that that I do not intend to harm you, I'm really not sure what I can say or do to convince you otherwise.

It's okay Felicia. You have my word that this is not a ploy - I swear it. You can trust me"

*extends hand*
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39663
39664
>>39662
"And what of you? You've said you are a paladin, and that you follow someone by the name of Trump, and have made mention of Football. What is your name?"
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39664
39665
1563776__safe_artist-colon-xenon_flash sentry_armor_blushing_helmet_hoof hold_male_pegasus_simple background_smiling_solo_spread wings_stallion_unshorn.png
>>39663
"Funny question that is. I've been here four months, and never told anyone my name. No one. Only that I am a Paladin who follows the teachings of Saint Trump, and serves our Lord, Elway, who is also Football and American. I'm not sure I've even been asked my name.

In a different life I was named Brad. Brad Sentry. But everyone here calls me Trump, or Trumpaladin. That's what I usually go by. Kind of flattering to be so closely associated with the Saint"
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39665
39666
>>39664
"Brad. Hmmmm. It is good to meet you Brad." She pushes against the glass of the Entertron. "Um,... I'm not sure how to work this." she says, tapping at various points on the glass trying to illicit a response from the device.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39666
39667 39680
>>39665
"You can call me Trumpaladin. It's good to meet you, properly, too"

Trumpaladin opens the door on the entertron, letting Felicia out
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39667
39668
>>39666
Satan trips. Shall we adjourn on that note?
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39668
39669
>>39667
We can
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39669
>>39668
Don't worry, I'm conditioned to wake up crazy early. Even if I don't stay up, I always check the board (read: this thread)
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.39671
39674 39675 39676 39769
So Tracy, how'd murdering Troll go?
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39674
39677 39679
>>39671
Aren't we catty this morning? Nice ID btw
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39675
39679 39680
>>39671
[frustrated nightmare noises]
*forest burns down*
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39676
>>39671
See >>39640

That shit was hilarious
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39677
39678
>>39674
Does Felicia say or do anything after being let out if the tube?
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39678
>>39677
I'm getting to it, I've got a lot to describe, but I need covfefe first
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.39679
>>39674
Yes, yes I am.
Thanks, it's a nice ID
>>39675
Kek
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39680
39682 39683
Alright, with no further adieu,....
>>39675
Am I to assume that Tracy is awake, or are those dream-state frustrated nightmare noises?
>>39666
Felicia steps out of the Entertron nervously. Her face betrays a lack of comprehension with such a building or structure as the tower's infirmary. "What is this place?" she asks, her eyes darting all around looking for anything familiar or comprehensible and generally being unsuccessful.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39681
39685
>>39642
The "passes out" comment was referring to Tracy's faggot.
Tracy is still waiting for Troll to show up, but is just about ready to give up and turn in for the night.
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.39682
39684 39685 39686
>>39680
Ado, not adieu for future reference
Also, what have a cursed this unicorn with? Taking it to an unfamilier place.
I'm a monster.

Also, you never answered who Troll's god is.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39683
39685
>>39680
"Right now, you are in the infirmary of a much larger structure. This larger structure is an iso-deca-whatever geometrical construct we call "Trump Tower.""

Smiling

"I gilded it myself.

It has the ability to hover and to fly at a low rate of speed, and contains our rooms as well as smaller manufactories. It's old, and was the base of operations of earlier parties. We use it as ours. I don't actually know where it came from, how old it is, what its abilities are, or really very much about it at all."
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39684
>>39682
Idk if natural Clerics necessarily need to have gods, desu. It's dumb, but on the Cleric class description, a strange line says:
>If a cleric is not devoted to a particular deity, he still selects two domains to represent his spiritual inclinations and abilities. The restriction on alignment domains still applies.
Of course, if you're playing as a PC Cleric and you don't select a god, you're just bullshitting the game.

Try asking her yourself. There's no way he'd know without asking.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39685
39687 39693 39696
>>39681
I stand corrected. Troll is there, in a manner of speaking. Trollestia as a character was the coyote's idea.
>>39682
I say what I want. Xp
As for Felicia, well there is that. Too late now though,....
>>39683
"Party? Then, there are others,... like yourself?" She's only been around ponies before.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39686
39693
>>39682
>what have a cursed this unicorn with?
She died painfully, and now Trump's faggot is already trying to fuck her.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39687
39689
>>39685
What's the condescending fox doing?
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39689
39690
>>39687
Just sitting there looking at Tracy expectantly, entirely dismissive of the fact that the forest is burning down. It's not that bad of a fire really, though it is impressive to look at.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39690
>>39689
*eyes drift towards dog-thing, the rest of her body not moving*
*sighs*
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39691
39692
Also, will we get to level-up? I'm hungry for levels.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39692
>>39691
Oh right, I completely forgot. The liches were sufficient to level. Also, each of the liches had a set of bracers, a ring, and some more stuff I haven't rolled for yet.
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.39693
39694 39695
>>39686
>>39685
>crys self to sleep over the curse I have bestowed upon this poor creature.
I'll probaly be back around midnight, if not Happy New Year
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39694
>>39693
Take care, happy new year!
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39695
39701
>>39693
Why'd you use another unicorn as the double instead of a cow or some shit? If Tracy didn't want to stick a dagger in her so badly, she would've gone for a Bull Rush and pushed her to the ghouls.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39696
39697 39701 39707 39720
>>39685
"Why yes. Several of us, who appeared in containers downstairs when we resurrected.

You’ve met me. I’m the group’s Paladin, and a human. I swear I am nicer under better circumstances

Our Party’s Cleric is Infernius, a red minotaur. Very strong, also a literal Nazi. But he’s a very good guy, very good. I like him. You can trust him. Always riding in to save the day. Not the brightest though

We have another member of our party who is a pony, like you. An Earth pony with no horn. She’s blue, likes to stand on her legs, and not very fond of being a pony appearently, since she tries to be some sort of demon thing – long story. Anyways, her name is Tracy Cage. She was like a serial killer or something in her past life and now she’s our rogue and token evil teammate. She was on the docks with you earlier, though I can’t be sure if you saw her. You felt her, that I am sure of. Anyways, you should probably avoid her. She’s tried to kill every single equine of any kind she’s come across, except for one – and she kidnapped her. She didn’t give a half-second’s thought to your death earlier.

There’s Torcuil, our group’s wizard and NEET. He likes to dress in a kilt. I’m guessing he was the man you met earlier with that unicorn. You’ve seen him. I would say he’s a good guy, but I never know. I mean, he summoned you, had you stand in place of a different unicorn knowing damn well there was going to be an attempt on that unicorn’s life, and basically left you to die without telling you any of this.”

*Trumpaladin shrugs*

Then there’s Thez. She’s a monk half-elf, and the most powerful member of the group. I’m afraid of her, and generally avoid her. I really can’t say she’s not helpful though, or committed to us. After all, she gave me this”

Trumpaladin pulls out and shows Sugoito, which is visibly covered in dark red rusted stains

“Don’t be startled.”
He places it back

“Although she does sometimes do evil things like when she killed and ate one of our horses, or she keeps that damn brothel…”

Trumpaladin pauses and stares blankly for a solid three beats

“Anyways, that’s not really an exhaustive list, but it should be a quick rundown”
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39697
*watches haphazardly-it fire fizzle-out into just a few ghostly blue embers*
*gets up and begins to walk away*
>>39696
>'.... Flashy...'
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39698
39699
>>39647
>"What do you want?"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39699
39700
>>39698
>'.......... I need a hug.....'
[sad pony noises]
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39700
39702
>>39699
>".... Uh... Uh... Aww..."
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.39701
39702 39703
>>39695
Cause I wan't planning on them becoming a character. For once GM said "fuck your plans" to me rather than vise versa
>>39696
Well you know, you'd think after Tracy was fooled once she would check.
I guess I over estemated the int of this party.
Okay, now I'm leaving.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39702
39704
*returns to tower solemnly*
>>39700
>'It can wait.'
>>39701
>she would check.
She did check. She observed the target for three rounds making sure to mark the intensity of her Clerical Aura, because she (and I) expected it that time. Idk how she could've been duped twice.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39703
>>39701
>Torcuil's Plan's got fucked over
Kek

>Thought Tracy would know to check
She's not a very smart villain. She just burned down a source of building material and pissed off other factions - for no reason
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39704
39705
>>39702
>"The hug or Trollestia?"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39705
>>39704
>'Both, I guess...'
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39706
39707 39709
*returns to tower*
*enters entertron*
*dumps-out Ponimaru's corpse*
*duct-tapes his front legs together*
*duct-tapes his back legs together*
*tapes his front legs to his back legs*
*duct-tapes his mouth shut* (horses only breath through their noses)
*tapes his entire body to the ceiling*
*revives him*
"That was some really lame crap you pulled there, little White Ninja-kun."
*leaves a wrapped-up black satchel in the room*
"For you, if you ever manage to get down from there."
*leaves*
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39707
39708 39709 39719
>>39696
"I appreciate your explanation, though there's several words I'm unfamiliar with. I'm more concerned with the ease that you describe killing (and did you say eating?) others."
>>39706
Uh,... what's in the satchel?
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39708
39710 39711
>>39707
The small gift that she made for him more than a month ago, on a whim.
>A black leather knife-holder, with fourteen Darkness-enchanted kunai (I counted the days she never cast a 2nd lvl BG spell); work better than smoke bombs.
>Darkie's Mummified Hand, because it's hard being a mudpony
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39709
39719 39722
>>39707
Because Trumpaladin knows something like >>39706 is coming, he tries to move himself and felicia from the infirmary to the stables

"Killing and eating others? I don't understand it either. But that's what it is to be evil, I guess. And in this world, as in all others, there is evil. You can never purge it, even from your own ranks. Please follow me to the stables. There may be someone there...

Also, please do not wander off. There is another person here, Darkemeter, elf and assassin, who may be interested in your horn and hide. Or he may be perfectly harmless and friendly, I do not know. The blue one is coming, and she may kill you on sight, be your friend, or just not care. I don't know"

Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39710
39713
>>39708
Awww, that's sweet, unironically
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39711
39712 39718 39722
>>39708
*teleports behind you*
"Hello, Flashy.."
>glum face
"I didn't manage to find that white cunt.."
*looks at confused unicorn*
*notices cutie mark*
"Greetings, sister. Sorry for killin' 'ya, I guess."
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39712
>>39711
"Gah!"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39713
39714
>>39710
He's still duct-taped to the ceiling though. He's been a bad weeb.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39714
39715 39716 39718
>>39713
Noted, I'm not sure how he's gonna get out of this one.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39715
>>39714
She might cut him down if she feels like it. She'll probably ask him why he felt like dying twice too.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39716
>>39714
If he's still up there in an hour, he'll be taken down when Trumpaladin tries to revive any of the citizenry that are dead but don't seem to have their souls sucked out
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39717
39722
gipsy_huge_chain_icon_gold_1024x1280.jpg
Tracy still has a bag full of Ruth's clothes and whatnot.
Can we roll the swag?
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39718
39719
>>39714
So um... How does Felicia respond to >>39709?

Or >>39711 if you're permitting this to go through

Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39719
39720
529305__grimdark_artist-colon-uglytree_pinkie pie_bipedal_blood_chainsaw_pinkamena diane pie_pony_solo.jpeg
>>39707
>>39709
>>39718
I don't think Tracy ever said anything about eating Troll.
Trump's faggot came up with that one.
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39720
39721
>>39719
Thez killed and ate a horse. Trumpaladin mentioned that in >>39696 which was the statement she was responding to. He never said that Tracy eats ponies
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39721
>>39720
Nevermind.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39722
39723 39724
>>39709
"Someone? Elves and assassins? This is a lot to take in."
>>39711
>I guess
"... hi."
>>39717
Yeah, I'm trying to figure out how much of their swag they would have been carrying and how much would be in their 'lair'.

Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39723
39725
>>39722
Trumpaladin assumes a defensive posture, and stands between Tracy and Felicia

"Yeah, I know. It is a lot to take in. Where do you come from? I'm guessing you're not from Equestria if you haven't seen unicorns, and you seem to have seen humans before, so..."
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.39724
39725
150316_DX_RBG_NotoriousKing.jpg.CROP_.original-original.jpg
>>39722
".. Hello...
Where are you from? I'm From Ponyville."
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39725
39726 39731
>>39723
>>39724
I was afraid you were going to ask that. frustrated GM noises Let me whip up a character bio,....
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39726
39727
>>39725
Kek. Torcuil's mistake has hurt everyone Except me. I get a unicorn
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39727
39728 39729
>>39726
Try not to fug this one Xp
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39728
1533848__safe_artist-colon-alasou_flash sentry_rainbow dash_anthro_courtroom_dialogue_female_floppy ears_lawyer_male_mare_meme_offscreen character_sad_.png
>>39727
We'll see how things play out
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.39729
39730
>>39727
To Fae

>"Are you there? Can you hear me?"
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39730
39732
>>39729
>Yes, of course.