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Spoopy Nuts
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.39520
39540
Well now. The characters find themselves in an entirely different Rick than the last time they found themselves in a pickle. In this instance, the Paladin has just participated in murder, and it wasn't even the right target! Tracy also has bloody on her hands, but that's old news anyway.
Not sure how its gonna go, cuz some players are indisposed (at the moment) and there's usually hella bantz for every several-hour period, but why wait? ^_^

Oh, if you're new, this is an RP thread based (increasingly) loosely on D&D 3.5, but allowing for any genre or game (but it has to make sense). Feel free to shitpost, or bant, or even join in. Some call this the gay bath-house, but that's cuz they're bored and tired and don't have anything fun to distract themselves with,... like this thread. ^_^

1132 replies and 98 files omitted.
Anonymous
so5SR
?
No.40255
>>40250
"I asked him. He implied it was through etherealness or other plane shifting"
Anonymous
JRoXZ
?
No.40256
40258 40261
>>40252 *facepalm* thez do these ones not explore the temple or are you messing with their minds. The controls are in the portal room
Anonymous
so5SR
?
No.40257
>>40254
Also this. There was probably an open door
Anonymous
so5SR
?
No.40258
40260
>>40256
"I personally find the town more interesting.

How do you get to the portal room when all exterior doors are shut?"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40259
I g2g for a bit.
Tracy leaves to go tend to her birds.
Anonymous
JRoXZ
?
No.40260
40262 40263 40265
>>40258 oh just open the trap door in the treasury and use the chute
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.40261
>>40251
He's a monk, lawful; he wouldn't lie
>>40256
"They can be kinda thick at times,...."

Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40262
40266
>>40260
"lennos will you teach me more about forging later?"
Anonymous
so5SR
?
No.40263
40264 40265 40266
>>40260
"From outside? Where is that accessible on the structure?"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40264
40267
>>40263
I think he's referring to this towers portal room.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.40265
40267
>>40260
>>40263
Wait, are you talking about Trump tower or the pyramid?
Anonymous
JRoXZ
?
No.40266
40268 40269 40271
>>40262 sure i could do that
>>40263 you use trump towers control room that you can get too through the trap door in the treasure room to hack the other structures controls
Anonymous
so5SR
?
No.40267
40271
>>40264
I don't know. I was away the day that was explored

>>40265
The Tower, on the theory that the pyramid is identical in that regard
Anonymous
so5SR
?
No.40268
>>40266
"You can use this tower to hack similar structures and open their doors?"
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40269
>>40266
"thanks me love forging."
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.40271
40272 40281
>>40266
Thez has no idea what any of this means
>>40267
K. "If not for the Dimensional Lock, I could use a portable hole. Speaking of which, where is my old torso?" Darkie says, twiddling the unicorn horn in one hand. "That's how I robbed the jeweler by the way, completely unwarded walls."
Anonymous
JRoXZ
?
No.40272
40273 40274
>>40271 thez you really should get around to reading that control manual yourself we have had enough time
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.40273
40275
>>40272
"I tried once, it was really boring. Besides, I can't do magic anymore, so its a moot point."
Anonymous
so5SR
?
No.40274
40276
>>40272
>>40272
"But you say we can use the controls of this tower to open the doors of others?"
Anonymous
JRoXZ
?
No.40275
>>40273 thats a fair point ill2give you that one
Anonymous
JRoXZ
?
No.40276
40277
>>40274 yes but it will only allow you to get inside the other one
so5SR
?
No.40277
40278
>>40276
"Well... That's good enough for our purposes.

This may seem a bit off the wall, but where in the tower can I find paint brushes, canvas, and other painting materials?"
\r
Anonymous
JRoXZ
?
No.40278
>>40277 i would guess somewhere in one of the crafting areas if there are any i dont have a use for that sort of thing unless its to burn
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40280
40281 40282 40286
>torso
"I hollowed it out and took it apart piece-by-piece. I only managed to throw a few parts in my bad before the spider crawled over me though. The rest is probably charcoal."
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40281
>>40280
>>40271

Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.40282
40283
>>40280
"Lovely. There was a magical device in there, but that's probably been destroyed."
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40283
40284
>>40282
*shrugs*
"I only realized it was covered in spiders after I scraped it all out and put on your skin. The organs are drying out in my room, if you care to look."
Anonymous
so5SR
?
No.40284
40285
>>40283
"And now I remember why I never go in your room"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40285
40287
>>40284
"I prefer to sleep in the stables anyway. It'll be a bit more relaxing until that cunt shows up again."
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.40286
>>40280
"Perhaps another time," he says a bit dryly.
"That reminds me," Thez says, turning to Darkie. "I wanna talk to Spooder."
Anonymous
so5SR
?
No.40287
40288
>>40285
"Not my room? ....

... Okay..."
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40288
40289 40291
Tracy leaves towards the stables to check her just to make sure Troll hasn't showed up again.
Detect good once 60 ft away.
>>40287
She only sleeps there when she's invited.
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.40289
40290
>>40288
No, Trollestia is nowhere to be found.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40290
>>40289
Good.
*relaxes*
Anonymous
so5SR
?
No.40291
40292 40293
>>40288
But he asked her to start sleeping there generally

Okay....

"I mean... I thought since we were engaged... That's okay I guess"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40292
>>40291
>*comes back*
"Except when I'm with you, ~Flashy."
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40293
>>40291
>engaged
Married*
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40294
Well, may as well have her go to the holodeck and train for Mobility.
Actually, I'll have her give her birds some exercise as well.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40296
>>40295
*hugs back*
Anonymous
JRoXZ
?
No.40297
40298 40302
Inferniuos if you wish to learn come to the forge *lenos stumbles off to the forge drinking as he goes
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40298
40299
>>40297
"me be there in a minute, thez wanted me to hallow the whorehouse."
*goes and hallow the whorehouse*
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.40299
40300
>>40298
"That will take a day to cast, you can do that during the week."
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40300
40306
>>40299
"me be in forge then if you need me."
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40301
40303 40304 40305 40306
Torc wakes up, after being passed out on the street.
"Guys?"
Anonymous
so5SR
?
No.40302
>>40297
"Will it be simple enough to make mithril breast plate for my special mount? I mean how long would it take?"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40303
>>40301
*tumbleweed passes by*
Anonymous
4cikZ
?
No.40304
40306 40307
>>40301
check your pockets.
Anonymous
so5SR
?
No.40305
>>40301
*pets wizard*
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.40306
>>40300
She's quite busy aggressively conversing with a tiniest spider, barely a speck. "K."
>>40304
pali kek
>>40301
Wut?
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40307
40308 40309
>>40304
I fucking swear
>>40304
"Get your hands off of me. Where is everyone?"
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.40308
40310
>>40307
Last time someone checked their pockets, Torcuil got laid by death, don't forget.
Anonymous
so5SR
?
No.40309
40310
>>40307
"Well with that attitude I'm not telling"
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40310
40311 40313
>>40308
That was a box with cards in the bottom
>>40309
"Well don't touch me"
Anonymous
so5SR
?
No.40311
40312
image.png
>>40310
"Rude!"
*leaves*
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40312
40314
>>40311
"Aw fuck you too"
Torc heads towards the tower
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40313
40314 40316
>>40310
*Tracy sees everyone walking into town for some reason and decides to follow them*
"Hey, dumb frogsummoner. Good to see you're still alive, I guess.
I found you this wizard-stick."
*tosses staff*
so5SR
?
No.40314
40315 40316
[1d20 = 20]
>>40313
Grapples pony

>>40312
"Right back at you"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40315
40316 40317
>>40314
"Unf!"
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40316
40318 40319
>>40313
*catch*
"Thanks smol murder hoers"
>>40314
>>40315
"What are you guys doing?"
Torc looks ready to flee
Nice roll
Anonymous
so5SR
?
No.40317
40318 40320
image.jpeg
>>40315
Trumpaladin caries his prize catch back to the tower


Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40318
>>40316
"Y-you're welcome..!"
>>40317
"Unf!"
Anonymous
so5SR
?
No.40319
40320
>>40316
"You did a nice job with that dimension lock. We should be assaulting the base soon.

By the way... Did you summon a unicorn?"
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40320
40321 40322 40324 40330
>>40317
"Weirdos"
Torc follows them bak towards the tower.
>>40319
"Thanks.
Hmmm, a unicorn? Uh, no I haven't. Why, need a unicorn for some reason?"
Is this the kinda thing I roll bluff checks on?
Anonymous
so5SR
?
No.40321
40322 40323
>>40320
"I mean, if you can summon a female unicorn, by all means! Speaking of which, have you seen Ttollestia recently?"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40322
>>40320
>>40321
*eyes narrow*
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40323
40325 40326
>>40321
"Oh Troll? Not since the battle, he said she had something to do"
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40324
40327
>>40320
>bluff
Don't bother. This guy is so scared of being lied to he put half his ranks into Sense Motive.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40325
40327 40328
>>40323
"Which way did she go?"
*eyes narrow further*
Anonymous
so5SR
?
No.40326
40328 40331
>>40323
"You didn't see a white female unicorn with a green mane yesterday?"
Anonymous
so5SR
?
No.40327
>>40324
That's not the reason why. I did it so it would be easier to manipulate NPCs by figuring out what they want. But that's s good idea

>>40325
"No need to worry, little pony. You have me. You don't need to think about her."

*hugs pony with his perfect grapple*
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40328
40329
>>40325
"Uh, south? I don't know I was occupied."
>>40326
"Never seen one like that before."
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40329
40331
>>40328
"Was she flying?"
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.40330
40331
>>40320
Good luck with that, Trump's got hax on sense motive!

Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40331
40333 40337
>>40329
"Uh, yes? Now I get a question. Why do you care?"
>>40330
>>40326
Fuk u both
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.40332
40335
>inb4 Torcuil gets a soap party
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40333
40334 40340
>>40331
Tbh, Tracy would've figured out that the only one who could've polymorphed Troll to the degree that she couldn't see through the disguise would've been a high-level spellcaster, and there was only one spellcaster at the docks last night.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40334
>>40333
polymorphed Felicia*
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40335
40336
>The master of a snake familiar gains a +3 bonus on Bluff checks.
Remind me to make Mr. Snek Torc's familiar.
>>40332
>googles soap party
First of all what the fuck

Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40336
40340
>>40335
Pretty sure he already is his familiar.

*brandishes sock*
so5SR
?
No.40337
40338 40339 40340
[1d20+25 = 44]
>>40331
"I'll ask you again, did you summon a random and innocent intelligent animal as a body double to die in place of a magical beast who could have taken the blows and lived, without telling her what was coming, and without making preparations to resurrect her?

Now, roll sense motive
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40338
40340 40342
>>40337
Are unicorns even summon-able monsters?

Can Tracy summon extra stuff too?
so5SR
?
No.40339
image.png
>>40337
>combined 44 on a sense motive check
\r
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40340
40341
>>40333
>polymorphed
*summoned
>>40336
"Hey would you look at the time"
>>40337
>+25
>ethreal is hax
Keep telling yourself that
"Intelligent? What?"
Torc teleports to his room in the tower
>>40338
You aren't a spell caster
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40341
>>40340
>You aren't a spell caster
Yes she is.
Blackguards summon fiends: that's what they do.
Anonymous
so5SR
?
No.40342
40343 40344 40345 40348
>>40338
GM will be pissed if we start spamming NPCs he's going to have to write biographies for
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40343
>>40342
I just want better summoning abilities.
Blackguards really should be able to advance at least their summoning beyond level 4.
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40344
40346 40347
>>40342
Hey, I asked him first and he said it was fine. Glad I didn't go plan B and bluff the shit out of it
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40345
>>40342
>NPCs
Nah, just monsters.
Summoned monsters disappear after their summoning duration is over anyway.
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40346
>>40344
*takes out bar of soap*
Anonymous
so5SR
?
No.40347
40350
>>40344
Legit question Torcuil's faggot, were you thinking we'd just feed the poor mare's corpse to ghouls and she'd just die?
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.40348
>>40342
Oh, cuz suddenly you're worried about causing trouble for GM?

Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40350
40351 40352
>>40347
Legit answer, IDK I wasn't planning on you fuckers reviving her. I thought she was gonna stay dead
Anonymous
xqbzJ
?
No.40351
>>40350
Are you saying that this group defied your expectations and careful planning, cuz that's haram
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40352
40353 40355
2BaPK2.gif
>>40350
>Trading one unicorn for another
Did you think Tracy would just give up after that?
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40353
40354 40355 40356
>>40352
Maybe...
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40354
>>40353
[tenacious pony noises]
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40355
>>40353
>>40352
It worked on Trumpaladin
Mrs. Sentry
GWAzm
?
No.40356
40357 40358
>>40353
And she was just okay with letting someone else die in her place without even telling her?

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
I wanted to kill-off a good character!
[angry Blackguard-player noises]
Anonymous
Ya4G9
?
No.40357
40359
>>40356
Uh, fuck. Idk...

I guess Torc is sleeping on the sofa
Anonymous
5pjEW
?
No.40358
40360
>>40356
Trump isn't sad about killing her anymore, if that matters