Well now. The characters find themselves in an entirely different Rick than the last time they found themselves in a pickle. In this instance, the Paladin has just participated in murder, and it wasn't even the right target! Tracy also has bloody on her hands, but that's old news anyway.
Not sure how its gonna go, cuz some players are indisposed (at the moment) and there's usually hella bantz for every several-hour period, but why wait? ^_^
Oh, if you're new, this is an RP thread based (increasingly) loosely on D&D 3.5, but allowing for any genre or game (but it has to make sense). Feel free to shitpost, or bant, or even join in. Some call this the gay bath-house, but that's cuz they're bored and tired and don't have anything fun to distract themselves with,... like this thread. ^_^
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>39836
Infernius and Trumpaladin have, as have Trollestia and Torcuil. You want to face down Clinton when your cleric and Paladin are spent?
Infernius and Trumpaladin have, as have Trollestia and Torcuil. You want to face down Clinton when your cleric and Paladin are spent?
>>39839
What is the benefit of not sleeping and waiting to attack the next morning? And yes, he's used shit loads of healing spells
What is the benefit of not sleeping and waiting to attack the next morning? And yes, he's used shit loads of healing spells
>GM wonders whether he should save Tracy and Infernius time and effort
>>39842
And let the lichs inside fly into the city and kill people while we don't have the spells to help kill them?
And let the lichs inside fly into the city and kill people while we don't have the spells to help kill them?
>>39843
Yeah sure, enough of them have been around the docks and whatever to use them.
>>39844
No
Upon saying Kek, the whole pyramid writhes and shakes, as though having a heart attack.
I'm kidding, its an inanimate object, not a living thing, and even if it was living, Kek (or any of the words') efficacy is based on hit dice.
>>39850
Lol
>>39852
Just offering that they're probably stuck inside due to the dimensional lock Torcuil placed
Yeah sure, enough of them have been around the docks and whatever to use them.
>>39844
No
Upon saying Kek, the whole pyramid writhes and shakes, as though having a heart attack.
I'm kidding, its an inanimate object, not a living thing, and even if it was living, Kek (or any of the words') efficacy is based on hit dice.
>>39850
Lol
>>39852
Just offering that they're probably stuck inside due to the dimensional lock Torcuil placed
Cross-thread remider that the 99999 and 100000 get are <200 posts away
>>39856
Trumpaladin's move then is to gather the remaining Generals and Spartans, as well as the Cute Sex horse, and have them take any cannons that have been refitted, place them on the docks, and have them all target one spot n the pyramid a little above the water line. At the same time, take the Jolly Cunt, load and aim its cannons at the same spot. At the same time, have cute sex horse fire the Trebuchet at the same spot. Keep firing from all artillery until a hole is broken
Unless Infernius and Tracy's faggots can learn to calm the fuck down and wait until we actually have the ability to turn undead and the like again the next day
Trumpaladin's move then is to gather the remaining Generals and Spartans, as well as the Cute Sex horse, and have them take any cannons that have been refitted, place them on the docks, and have them all target one spot n the pyramid a little above the water line. At the same time, take the Jolly Cunt, load and aim its cannons at the same spot. At the same time, have cute sex horse fire the Trebuchet at the same spot. Keep firing from all artillery until a hole is broken
Unless Infernius and Tracy's faggots can learn to calm the fuck down and wait until we actually have the ability to turn undead and the like again the next day
>>39859
Not really. Its not connected to anything so all it would do is wobble. The wobbling does betray that - like Trump tower - its double-sided; meaning its not actually a pyramid, but an octahedron.
Not really. Its not connected to anything so all it would do is wobble. The wobbling does betray that - like Trump tower - its double-sided; meaning its not actually a pyramid, but an octahedron.
>>39868
Trumpaladin orders a contingent of men to the Jolly Cunt, and returns to the Tower on Fae.
Looking for Darkie
Trumpaladin orders a contingent of men to the Jolly Cunt, and returns to the Tower on Fae.
Looking for Darkie
>>39879
"I'm going to submit to you a challenge. I don't quite have a payment, except, you know, for that unicorn horn, but I hope you'll appreciate it. Suppose you're not a player. And suppose a dimension lock is in place. You can lift or disable the dimension lock, but the subject will teleport away if disabled for long enough. Tell me, how would you get in to this tower?"
"I'm going to submit to you a challenge. I don't quite have a payment, except, you know, for that unicorn horn, but I hope you'll appreciate it. Suppose you're not a player. And suppose a dimension lock is in place. You can lift or disable the dimension lock, but the subject will teleport away if disabled for long enough. Tell me, how would you get in to this tower?"
Tracy needs to fix her relationship with her husbando anyways
>>39895
"Are you referring to the dragon who has been missing for many days, or the dwarf who tried to kill us and is now dead?"
"Are you referring to the dragon who has been missing for many days, or the dwarf who tried to kill us and is now dead?"
I g2g soon.
Tracy appears visibly frustrated, again, and wanders off into town in stealth, looking for any traces of troll as she scavenges dropped items/weapons, loots broken shops, collects body parts, and finishes off the rest of the wandering undead.
Tracy appears visibly frustrated, again, and wanders off into town in stealth, looking for any traces of troll as she scavenges dropped items/weapons, loots broken shops, collects body parts, and finishes off the rest of the wandering undead.
>>39898
The shops are essentially undamaged, as the evacuation was well under way when the Devos invaded
The shops are essentially undamaged, as the evacuation was well under way when the Devos invaded
>>39899
"Thank you"
Whelp. Trumpaladin goes to the forge to see if Lenos ever came back
>I will never have a lover as devoted as Infernius - ever
\r
"Thank you"
Whelp. Trumpaladin goes to the forge to see if Lenos ever came back
>I will never have a lover as devoted as Infernius - ever
\r
>>39900
She leads him over to the whorehouse, where all the undead corpses are being piled around.
"When the clean-up is finished, we're going to burn it all. When that is finished, I want you to sanctify the place," she looks down, "so that nothing like this ever happens again."
She leads him over to the whorehouse, where all the undead corpses are being piled around.
"When the clean-up is finished, we're going to burn it all. When that is finished, I want you to sanctify the place," she looks down, "so that nothing like this ever happens again."
May as well continue talking with Felicia, if she hasn't wondered off and hasn't been killed by Darkie
"I see your cutie mark is of a paint brush. Were you a painter?"
"I see your cutie mark is of a paint brush. Were you a painter?"
>>39903
>Trumpaladin will never have a lover as devoted to him as Infernius to Thez
Trumpaladin tries to think of ways to steal Thez's Husbando
>Trumpaladin will never have a lover as devoted to him as Infernius to Thez
Trumpaladin tries to think of ways to steal Thez's Husbando
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>>39906
"No, but I should have. I was careless. If not for that weakness, we could have easily routed them with no casualties. I didn't intend for this to happen, but the blood is on my hands. Gawd, look at me. What's happened to me? I used to be affable and detached, unemotional and carefree. Now I'm getting all weepy over a bunch of whores and ex-convicts. This is your fault you know," she says, managing a weak smile.
>>39907
"I absolutely love to paint! I have,... er had, a whole art gallery featuring works by many of the local Phillydelphia artists, myself included. I wonder what will happen to it now."
"No, but I should have. I was careless. If not for that weakness, we could have easily routed them with no casualties. I didn't intend for this to happen, but the blood is on my hands. Gawd, look at me. What's happened to me? I used to be affable and detached, unemotional and carefree. Now I'm getting all weepy over a bunch of whores and ex-convicts. This is your fault you know," she says, managing a weak smile.
>>39907
"I absolutely love to paint! I have,... er had, a whole art gallery featuring works by many of the local Phillydelphia artists, myself included. I wonder what will happen to it now."
>>39910
*hugs*
"me plan all coming together *smiles* it okay baby, me think you look cute when flustered like this. we will make (((them))) pay thez"
*hugs*
"me plan all coming together *smiles* it okay baby, me think you look cute when flustered like this. we will make (((them))) pay thez"
>>39914
I hope it's before midnight. I kind of want to craft Mithral Armor for Fae before the Tower is cracked
I hope it's before midnight. I kind of want to craft Mithral Armor for Fae before the Tower is cracked
>>39921
>why midnight
Just to save time. Any time will do, but earlier is better
>Felicia accepts the hug
"I can understand if you don't want to stay here, but, well, I'm not sure where else you would go. Would you like stay here, at the tower? We have extra rooms, food and drink we can give you"
>>39920
>"I'm a little angry with you..."
>why midnight
Just to save time. Any time will do, but earlier is better
>Felicia accepts the hug
"I can understand if you don't want to stay here, but, well, I'm not sure where else you would go. Would you like stay here, at the tower? We have extra rooms, food and drink we can give you"
>>39920
>"I'm a little angry with you..."
>>39924
"The only entity that I know of that loves the destruction of anyone and anything, virtually indescriminately. Spooder."
"The only entity that I know of that loves the destruction of anyone and anything, virtually indescriminately. Spooder."
>>39925
If Trumpaladin were there, he'd try to talk her out of taking such a giant risk and insist that the party's resources, many of which have never even been used, are sufficient for the task
Instead, Trumpaladin helps the new cute girl into her room while thinking about how he's angry at his girlfriend
If Trumpaladin were there, he'd try to talk her out of taking such a giant risk and insist that the party's resources, many of which have never even been used, are sufficient for the task
Instead, Trumpaladin helps the new cute girl into her room while thinking about how he's angry at his girlfriend
>>39926
"Not him, I'm talking about Lloth, the one who put Darkemter here. Most players don't know the deities who brought them here, but Darkie knows all too well, and his armor is somehow connected to her."
>>39927
And if Trump were there and said that, she would assure him that she doesn't want her help defeating (((them))), she wants her to make sure that they end up in Spooder's level of the Abyss for all eternity.
"Not him, I'm talking about Lloth, the one who put Darkemter here. Most players don't know the deities who brought them here, but Darkie knows all too well, and his armor is somehow connected to her."
>>39927
And if Trump were there and said that, she would assure him that she doesn't want her help defeating (((them))), she wants her to make sure that they end up in Spooder's level of the Abyss for all eternity.
>>39929
"Not a devil, a demon-god. And don't worry, she owes me. I did her a favor once a long time ago."
"Not a devil, a demon-god. And don't worry, she owes me. I did her a favor once a long time ago."
>>39928
A deal not to destroy the enemy, but to drag their souls further into hell? I guess that can be made safely and have beneficial effects the Party and the City cannot replicate
A deal not to destroy the enemy, but to drag their souls further into hell? I guess that can be made safely and have beneficial effects the Party and the City cannot replicate
>>39933
Aaaaaaand Sense motive is a wisdom based check, not Charisma, so the Circlet of Persuasion can't apply. So maybe +27 ish.
Aaaaaaand Sense motive is a wisdom based check, not Charisma, so the Circlet of Persuasion can't apply. So maybe +27 ish.
>>39934
I'm not sure, but 19 ranks in sense motive, +2 negotiator feat, +2 natural wisdom, +1 or +2 from the Periphet of wisdom, +1 Stone of Good Luck. So actually only +25 or +26. The diplomacy modifier though is Jedi Level
I'm not sure, but 19 ranks in sense motive, +2 negotiator feat, +2 natural wisdom, +1 or +2 from the Periphet of wisdom, +1 Stone of Good Luck. So actually only +25 or +26. The diplomacy modifier though is Jedi Level
>>39935
That's still fukkin absurd.
says the guy who's character has a +33 on hide and sneak
Alright. She's clearly a bit taken aback by the situation, not least of which because the guy who attacked her when she first showed up is now the guy catering to her and giving her the rundown. Additionally, she's seen more off-the-wall shit (the tower, the Entertron, various other things) in her first day here than in most of her entire lifetime in Equestria. She's further dismayed at the thought of never seeing her friends and loved ones again, and to top it all off she doesn't have any paint/brushes.
"Uhm,... where can I find paintbrushes and paint? It helps me to relax."
That's still fukkin absurd.
says the guy who's character has a +33 on hide and sneak
Alright. She's clearly a bit taken aback by the situation, not least of which because the guy who attacked her when she first showed up is now the guy catering to her and giving her the rundown. Additionally, she's seen more off-the-wall shit (the tower, the Entertron, various other things) in her first day here than in most of her entire lifetime in Equestria. She's further dismayed at the thought of never seeing her friends and loved ones again, and to top it all off she doesn't have any paint/brushes.
"Uhm,... where can I find paintbrushes and paint? It helps me to relax."
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