Mmmmmmmmmm. Fresh bread.
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>>33038
>>33039
"Well, there was,... nevermind."
Hugs >rapily.
>>33037
That depends. The idea is still new, but I can think of several ways to approach it. I could cinematic-ish an escape, or we could table the current situation as being "unresolved, but resolved enough that we could assume that later on we'd be shitposting or w/e back at the port/tower/etc.".
Surely you've seen episodes of a series that didn't fit with the episode before or after, this could be one of those situations. In context, its almost Hearths Warming,.... Xp
>>33039
"Well, there was,... nevermind."
Hugs >rapily.
>>33037
That depends. The idea is still new, but I can think of several ways to approach it. I could cinematic-ish an escape, or we could table the current situation as being "unresolved, but resolved enough that we could assume that later on we'd be shitposting or w/e back at the port/tower/etc.".
Surely you've seen episodes of a series that didn't fit with the episode before or after, this could be one of those situations. In context, its almost Hearths Warming,.... Xp
>>33032
>>33037
Please. You know damn well I am going to come back with not just the full party, but my Generals, the 15 Spartans, the Gestapo, Slovenia's Trebuchets, Pirate Mercenaries with cannons, Baz, Baz's entire Sparintenar Army, Kiynen if she can be bribed, Korak? and whatever else I can find to burn this city to the ground, kill its inhabitants, and build a new city in its place
>Logistics
>Implying I'm not autistic enough to think out medieval campaigning
We have the chopsticks for food and a Paladin for disease. Any thing else can be taken by horse or Ox. I assume there is a road, so four days march if at low speed and maybe two days at the fastest.
>>33037
Please. You know damn well I am going to come back with not just the full party, but my Generals, the 15 Spartans, the Gestapo, Slovenia's Trebuchets, Pirate Mercenaries with cannons, Baz, Baz's entire Sparintenar Army, Kiynen if she can be bribed, Korak? and whatever else I can find to burn this city to the ground, kill its inhabitants, and build a new city in its place
>Logistics
>Implying I'm not autistic enough to think out medieval campaigning
We have the chopsticks for food and a Paladin for disease. Any thing else can be taken by horse or Ox. I assume there is a road, so four days march if at low speed and maybe two days at the fastest.
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>>33040
>Surely you've seen episodes of a series that didn't fit with the episode before or after
Those drive me insane, but I'm absolutely fine with that.
>wanted to collect moar body parts though..
>Surely you've seen episodes of a series that didn't fit with the episode before or after
Those drive me insane, but I'm absolutely fine with that.
>wanted to collect moar body parts though..
>>33041
>medieval campaigning
Oh, don't you wait. I haven't been encouraging/participating in city-development for shits and giggles. There's gonna be a mass-war at some point.
>>33044
Please, you've had Thez how many times? So she had one dude,.... Besides, its not like she was a virgin to begin with,... hell can get,... involved.
>medieval campaigning
Oh, don't you wait. I haven't been encouraging/participating in city-development for shits and giggles. There's gonna be a mass-war at some point.
>>33044
Please, you've had Thez how many times? So she had one dude,.... Besides, its not like she was a virgin to begin with,... hell can get,... involved.
>>33048
You say that, but the whole city will be in play. The Gestapo, the Generals, the Fight Club, Sechs and co, the crazy chinese lady,....
You say that, but the whole city will be in play. The Gestapo, the Generals, the Fight Club, Sechs and co, the crazy chinese lady,....
>>33047
still doesn't change the fact infernuis is jealous, the love of his life and only woman hes ever been with banged trump. hes forgave but he will never forget.
>hell can get,… involved.
ow muh heart. why is hell the worst place ever?
still doesn't change the fact infernuis is jealous, the love of his life and only woman hes ever been with banged trump. hes forgave but he will never forget.
>hell can get,… involved.
ow muh heart. why is hell the worst place ever?
>>33047
>mass-war
Time to buy a copy of "The Art of War" an read up on mility stratgy
>hell can get involved
Yeah, hell might, but does she get involved with Death?
>mass-war
Time to buy a copy of "The Art of War" an read up on mility stratgy
>hell can get involved
Yeah, hell might, but does she get involved with Death?
>>33052
Kek, well played
>>33051
Alright, I'ma blog-post here for a sec. The young woman whom I am committed to was my 3rd sexual encounter. I don't mean partner, I mean encounter. Lets just say that she's,... more experienced than I am.
Tl;dr I can't change her past, but I can decide how I approach our future. I've thought to be jealous, but I realized its a fruitless disposition.
Kek, well played
>>33051
Alright, I'ma blog-post here for a sec. The young woman whom I am committed to was my 3rd sexual encounter. I don't mean partner, I mean encounter. Lets just say that she's,... more experienced than I am.
Tl;dr I can't change her past, but I can decide how I approach our future. I've thought to be jealous, but I realized its a fruitless disposition.
>>33060
Oh I beg to differ. That girl from high school I damn near married, I discovered had had sex with her boyfriend of a couple months on one occassion before I took interest in her. The sex was pressured, arguably rape, and it's clear she didn't enjoy it, but I was still driven mad by the fact that I was a virgin and she wasn't. I definitely care.
>>33059
You're only 21? Damn I wish I were young again
>>33060
If it's literally exactly the same meal, yes, yes I do care. That's disgusting
Oh I beg to differ. That girl from high school I damn near married, I discovered had had sex with her boyfriend of a couple months on one occassion before I took interest in her. The sex was pressured, arguably rape, and it's clear she didn't enjoy it, but I was still driven mad by the fact that I was a virgin and she wasn't. I definitely care.
>>33059
You're only 21? Damn I wish I were young again
>>33060
If it's literally exactly the same meal, yes, yes I do care. That's disgusting
>>33064
I'm trying to be metaphorical here, don't read too much into it. Also
>young
$10 says I've got you beat.
I'm trying to be metaphorical here, don't read too much into it. Also
>young
$10 says I've got you beat.
>>33066
Oh I know it's metaphorical. My answer is exactly the same.
>got you beat
Oh I am absolutely certain you do
Oh I know it's metaphorical. My answer is exactly the same.
>got you beat
Oh I am absolutely certain you do
>>33068
>idea proposed 1.5 hours ago
>wants it nao
I'll get back to you in a day or so
>>33067
Well, in today's society one will be hard pressed to locate a 'pie' that hasn't been 'tasted', let alone had a piece taken out of it. This begs the question, is the goal a 'whole' pie, or a 'mostly whole' pie that is delicious?
>idea proposed 1.5 hours ago
>wants it nao
I'll get back to you in a day or so
>>33067
Well, in today's society one will be hard pressed to locate a 'pie' that hasn't been 'tasted', let alone had a piece taken out of it. This begs the question, is the goal a 'whole' pie, or a 'mostly whole' pie that is delicious?
>>33069
>Well, in today's society one will be hard >pressed to locate a 'pie' that hasn't been >tasted
i wish Hitler won.
>Well, in today's society one will be hard >pressed to locate a 'pie' that hasn't been >tasted
i wish Hitler won.
>>33069
>This leftist nonsense
I'm going to have to agree with the hyper-Catholics I went to college with. Take a whole, delicious pie, and cum inside it without a condom.
>This leftist nonsense
I'm going to have to agree with the hyper-Catholics I went to college with. Take a whole, delicious pie, and cum inside it without a condom.
>>33082
To my understanding, the disposition in Germany before/after WW2 was that a woman's responsibility was to engage in sufficient sexual activity before marriage so to guarantee the ability to please their eventual husband.
To my understanding, the disposition in Germany before/after WW2 was that a woman's responsibility was to engage in sufficient sexual activity before marriage so to guarantee the ability to please their eventual husband.
>>33084
I don't understand the question.
Seriously, I don't know of you're being literal, figurative/suggestive, w/e.
Boston Cream, or Neatly shaved/trimmed but not bare.
>>33086
>>33088
>>33089
That comes care of a pair of crochety old fuckers. Its the closest to 'first-hand' reference I have. It could be false, but the degree of detail was,... convincing.
I don't understand the question.
Seriously, I don't know of you're being literal, figurative/suggestive, w/e.
Boston Cream, or Neatly shaved/trimmed but not bare.
>>33086
>>33088
>>33089
That comes care of a pair of crochety old fuckers. Its the closest to 'first-hand' reference I have. It could be false, but the degree of detail was,... convincing.
>>33081
I disagree. In the words of Diogenes "if only I could soothe my hunger my rubbing my belly"
>>33084
I don't really like pie, or eat it much
>>33085
>Tracy Cage manages to achieve one of her major life goals within a week of arriving in the game
Well played
>>33090
Oh I'm sure there was all sorts of whatever going on, since the moral decline started in the 1920s, but it couldn't have been anywhere near as bad as 1980
I disagree. In the words of Diogenes "if only I could soothe my hunger my rubbing my belly"
>>33084
I don't really like pie, or eat it much
>>33085
>Tracy Cage manages to achieve one of her major life goals within a week of arriving in the game
Well played
>>33090
Oh I'm sure there was all sorts of whatever going on, since the moral decline started in the 1920s, but it couldn't have been anywhere near as bad as 1980
Sorry i was an,emo fag tonight, i didnt take dr.jews prescription today. I think i might go to sleep if its just shitposting.
>>33097
Power, especially over more subjects
Glory, more so from world building than from combat, but combat is nice too
Praise, he likes adoration from subjects the most
Sex, preferably from more partners
Wealth, mostly for financing the above, but it's nice to have nice things
The spread of the one True Faith
The elimination of all threats to the Order that allows his version of society to prosper
Love - genuine affection from those close to him
Elimination of dangerous elements that cannot be trusted
Not necessarily in this order, but it's not a bad approximation either
>Does it allow for settling down with his family in a happy, traditional marriage?
Probably, yes. Trumpladin would prefer the Islamic style of marriage, but he can be persuaded into other traditions, like Brigham Young's style of Mormonism
Power, especially over more subjects
Glory, more so from world building than from combat, but combat is nice too
Praise, he likes adoration from subjects the most
Sex, preferably from more partners
Wealth, mostly for financing the above, but it's nice to have nice things
The spread of the one True Faith
The elimination of all threats to the Order that allows his version of society to prosper
Love - genuine affection from those close to him
Elimination of dangerous elements that cannot be trusted
Not necessarily in this order, but it's not a bad approximation either
>Does it allow for settling down with his family in a happy, traditional marriage?
Probably, yes. Trumpladin would prefer the Islamic style of marriage, but he can be persuaded into other traditions, like Brigham Young's style of Mormonism
I gotta sleep too..
>>33102
Am confused. Do you mean domestic violence is more important to him? Tracy has been a distraction from the real goals, even if an incredible annoying and persistent one
>>33103
The Paladin image really helps with his appearance. And it's more fun to kill people in the name of God and Justice and Truth and Good than it is for pretty much any other reason, except probably revenge
>>33105
Fine. Mormon, but with one hell of a prenup so she doesn't take her one-sixth share of his property in the divorce
Am confused. Do you mean domestic violence is more important to him? Tracy has been a distraction from the real goals, even if an incredible annoying and persistent one
>>33103
The Paladin image really helps with his appearance. And it's more fun to kill people in the name of God and Justice and Truth and Good than it is for pretty much any other reason, except probably revenge
>>33105
Fine. Mormon, but with one hell of a prenup so she doesn't take her one-sixth share of his property in the divorce
>>33108
Well of course not. Trumpaladin gets to write his own marriage contract. He's leaving nothing out of the Art of the Deal
Well of course not. Trumpaladin gets to write his own marriage contract. He's leaving nothing out of the Art of the Deal
>>33107
>Paladin image
Meta Question: Can NPS actually tell our class levels just by looking at us? Because I'm fucked if that's the case.
Do they even necessarily know what the classes mean?
>Paladin image
Meta Question: Can NPS actually tell our class levels just by looking at us? Because I'm fucked if that's the case.
Do they even necessarily know what the classes mean?
>>33117
I didn't think so.
The reputation of a character should be defined by their actions, right? Aside from their observable skills, actions, and context/environment, the roles of PCs should only apparent to the NPCs by what they say/do.
I didn't think so.
The reputation of a character should be defined by their actions, right? Aside from their observable skills, actions, and context/environment, the roles of PCs should only apparent to the NPCs by what they say/do.
>>33118
That's not entirely accurate either, I'm sure rumors have spread and we've gained some renown.
That's not entirely accurate either, I'm sure rumors have spread and we've gained some renown.
Do the Epic Bonus Feats that the bottom of a class list still require the appropriate prerequisites?
>>33119
That's what I meant: it's factor of reputation.
Also, when it was said that Vadereim was a banner sword for killing "Infernals" did that mean Devil's and other creatures of hell, or fiends in general (as in, Demons as well)?
>>33119
That's what I meant: it's factor of reputation.
Also, when it was said that Vadereim was a banner sword for killing "Infernals" did that mean Devil's and other creatures of hell, or fiends in general (as in, Demons as well)?
>>33121
I thought so.
So then, would Tracy's Command ability apply to fiends in general as well? Nightmares don't have any category other than Fiend (the combination of Outsider and Evil).
I thought so.
So then, would Tracy's Command ability apply to fiends in general as well? Nightmares don't have any category other than Fiend (the combination of Outsider and Evil).
>>33123
It'd be pretty nifty to Command other Fiends for the time it takes to slay them. Tracy has an monstrous number of hit dice in that form.
It'd be pretty nifty to Command other Fiends for the time it takes to slay them. Tracy has an monstrous number of hit dice in that form.
>>33126
Well, a Paladin having a Fiend as a mount is already pretty haxx: that kind of convenient trick wouldn't normally be possible, due to the Code for Cohorts.
Well, a Paladin having a Fiend as a mount is already pretty haxx: that kind of convenient trick wouldn't normally be possible, due to the Code for Cohorts.
>>33122
>>33124
I want to argue with this,but I'm not sure I can. It looks like Tracy could probably mind control almost every type of fiend, including many Devils, succubi, hell hounds, and a list of other things.
>>33128
not just any type of fiend either, but a cauchemar nightmare. That's taking one of the more powerful monsters and giving it what is basically the strongest prestige class you can give a monster.
How many ranks in concentration does Tracy have? If she's being ridden, she needs to succeed on a DC 21 concentration check to make it work
>>33126
Oh fuck off
>>33124
I want to argue with this,but I'm not sure I can. It looks like Tracy could probably mind control almost every type of fiend, including many Devils, succubi, hell hounds, and a list of other things.
>>33128
not just any type of fiend either, but a cauchemar nightmare. That's taking one of the more powerful monsters and giving it what is basically the strongest prestige class you can give a monster.
How many ranks in concentration does Tracy have? If she's being ridden, she needs to succeed on a DC 21 concentration check to make it work
>>33126
Oh fuck off
>>33139
We've been bullshitting this game the whole time, Mr. Two-Suits-Of-Armor. Anyway, this isn't D&D; it's Mixed Nuts.
Besides, it's just a wet dream for now.
We've been bullshitting this game the whole time, Mr. Two-Suits-Of-Armor. Anyway, this isn't D&D; it's Mixed Nuts.
Besides, it's just a wet dream for now.
>>33134
>>33138
>>33130
STOP DELETING IDEAS JUST BECAUSE YOU DON"T LIKE THEM!
>>33138
>>33130
STOP DELETING IDEAS JUST BECAUSE YOU DON"T LIKE THEM!
if you dont stop deleting post i swear to god infernuis will kill him self then ill stop posting itts
>>33144
IKR.
It was just funposting. Idk why it's so harmful for anyone to see.
IKR.
It was just funposting. Idk why it's so harmful for anyone to see.
>>33143
Stop trying to use that Jew blood cheat to ruin the game. Be grateful that you now have a character with twice the HP of the rest of the party. Don't use it as a freaking shortcut to Godhood
\r
Stop trying to use that Jew blood cheat to ruin the game. Be grateful that you now have a character with twice the HP of the rest of the party. Don't use it as a freaking shortcut to Godhood
\r
>>33148
>ruin the game
Wtf?! How does that ruin anything? If the characters get stronger, so will the enemies.
Regardless, that's no excuse to just delet ideas you don't like. You've been doing this for months, and it's insufferable.
>ruin the game
Wtf?! How does that ruin anything? If the characters get stronger, so will the enemies.
Regardless, that's no excuse to just delet ideas you don't like. You've been doing this for months, and it's insufferable.
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