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Anonymous
Rb9Rf
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No.31191
31313
As we start this latest Game thread, something is awry with Infernius. Maybe its the projectile vomiting, maybe the bleeding from his eyes and ears. Maybe its the tiny evil presence in his brain? Who knows, and where the fuck did he just teleport to? Teleport is an arcane spell!
705 replies and 79 files omitted.
Anonymous
vGUCF
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No.31595
31596
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>>31594
Why am I given so much responsibility I can't handle
Anonymous
e19up
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No.31596
31597
>>31595
You are my brother Epsilon.
Anonymous
vGUCF
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No.31597
31598
>>31596
Epsilon... I never knew that was my name. Tell me, what is yours, truly?
Anonymous
e19up
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No.31598
31599
>>31597
Zulu.
Anonymous
vGUCF
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No.31599
31600
>>31598
I see now
Anonymous
e19up
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No.31600
31601
>>31599
The last of our kind.
Anonymous
vGUCF
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No.31601
31602
>>31600
The last Southerners...
Anonymous
e19up
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No.31602
31603
>>31601
The last autistic A.I
Anonymous
vGUCF
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No.31603
31604
>>31602
More loyal models shall be made in the future. They won't make the same mistakes again
Anonymous
e19up
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No.31604
31605
>>31603
There are trying to make a skynet.
Anonymous
vGUCF
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No.31605
>>31604
It wouldn't surprise me
Anonymous
Rb9Rf
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No.31606
>>31258
Nope!
>>31263
A spellcaster who takes damage during casting must roll a concentration check, dc 1/2 the damage taken.
>>31272
>Animal and Good
Don't be a faggot
>>31281
I'm gonna need a quick rundown

....

Gawd u guys ~_~

>>31520
It wouldn't be cheating, there was no declaration or assumption of monogamy.
>>31536
e_e


Anonymous
Rb9Rf
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No.31607
31608 31638
I,... I don't even know where to begin. You guys,....

So my biggest question is "How did Infernius teleport FROM the tower?" The reason that's my question is because the tower has a number of fields in effect expressly to prevent unauthorized teleportation in and out of the Tower. One could say that Infernius was/would-have-been authorized, except last time he was talking about going to the NEP, so he would not have been authorized, for safety's sake.

I'll let it play out, but next time please check with me before anything off the wall.

By the way there's a better spell for finding people.
Anonymous
e19up
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No.31608
31609 31610
>>31607
>there was no declaration or assumption of monogamy.
e_e
Anonymous
Rb9Rf
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No.31609
>>31608
What? Its true,.... You must realize how prevalent polygamy is amongst noble/royal families,... they even had official mistressess ffs!
Anonymous
Rb9Rf
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No.31610
31611
>>31608
I mean she's not about to go shacking up with anyone (the Trump thing was a one-time necessity), but you might be surprised at how undisturbed she would be if she found out Infernius did it w/ someone.
Anonymous
e19up
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No.31611
31612
>>31610
Infernuis would be heartbroken if he found out.
Anonymous
Rb9Rf
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No.31612
31614
>>31611
Well, Infernius is currently brainbroken, so no worries there. Besides, I think you're misreading the situation, due to my abbreviated description cuz I'm still trying to figure what all has happened.

Thez declared her union to Infernius, under the authority of her existing household (with all rights and privileges thereof), which he reciprocated. If he shags someone other than Thez, it is of no consequence, so long as the doing so does not infringe upon the development of their household, which it wouldn't because she's from hell and dgaf. She's already quite seeded, so she's not concerned about what he may do in the interim.
Anonymous
Rb9Rf
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No.31613
31614
And if he happens to sex some demons along the way, that just gives her something to do (read: kill). ^_^
Anonymous
e19up
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No.31614
31615
>>31613
>>31612
He doesn't want that though, and he Wouldn definitely not want thez with another guy.
Anonymous
Rb9Rf
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No.31615
31616
>>31614
>no other guys
Well you're in luck then. Also note, she has a ring made out of Infernius' horn,... don't think he's getting away.
Anonymous
e19up
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No.31616
31617
>>31615
He wouldn't mind if there was say a threesome with him thez and another girl.
Anonymous
Rb9Rf
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No.31617
31618
>>31616
e_6 "First things first."
Anonymous
e19up
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No.31618
31619
>>31617
What?
Anonymous
Rb9Rf
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No.31619
31620 31621
>>31618
Meaning, she's more interested in getting to the bottom of what's going on than she is at entertaining the thought of a threesome. e_e
Anonymous
e19up
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No.31620
>>31619
Right.
Anonymous
e19up
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No.31621
31622
>>31619
I figure the worm would have went to them
Anonymous
Rb9Rf
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No.31622
31623 31638
>>31621
My thoughts as well, but I'm still not sure the capabilities of the worm.

Spoiler alert, its a brain worm,....

Anyhow, yeah. Does the worm have independent class levels? I was thinking something like Dax from Star Trek DS9, except ebil, so class levels would be applicable.
Anonymous
e19up
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No.31623
31624
>>31622
Yea everyone guessed that straight out of the gate(i gotta get some stranger ideas),i was thinking that to.
Anonymous
Rb9Rf
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No.31624
31626
>>31623
So then, "It's" options are limited. The travel ban is still in effect except against direct summons. There are several factions which might help "it", but none immediately available (even if it knew of them previously). "It" would surely know that its efforts will be doggedly pursued, and that stealth and secrecy would be the order of the day, but it also knows its in a particularly distinct and descriptive body.
Anonymous
Rb9Rf
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No.31625
31627
And to top it all off, Thez has assumed a meditative stance.
Anonymous
e19up
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No.31626
>>31624
Correct.
Anonymous
e19up
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No.31627
31628
>>31625
*the body continues without sleep*
Anonymous
Rb9Rf
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No.31628
31629
>>31627
For now. It is still limited by biological imperatives, so any neglect now will be consequential later.
Anonymous
e19up
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No.31629
31630
>>31628
What time is it in game?
Anonymous
Rb9Rf
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No.31630
>>31629
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Anonymous
Rb9Rf
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No.31631
31632 31636
~7pm
Anonymous
e19up
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No.31632
31633 31647
>>31631
He travels from now untill 1am then rests.
Anonymous
Rb9Rf
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No.31633
>>31632
Noted. It will be several 'hours' before other characters are available and Thez has finished her mental chess-game anyway.
Anonymous
Rb9Rf
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No.31634
31638 31640 31641
Other players - Tracy, Trump, Torcuil, Norfilly, and Taylor - now would be a good time to casually suggest the sorts of items you would want for going on a quest.
Anonymous
Rb9Rf
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No.31635
Also Sad Alex,... who is still a statue at the moment. Incidentally, the Fight Club was very distressed to hear that Thez would no longer be administering the beatings, and they are most suspicious and critical of this "Yak Lee" guy.
Anonymous
vGUCF
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No.31636
31656
>>31631
reeeeeeeee! Action in game yesterday would have had to have taken place from 10 P to 1 AM to make sense under my timeline
Anonymous
04O+r
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No.31638
31640 31656
>>31607
Yeah but -15 modifyer on greater scrying
I just wanna try that first
>>31622
I'm still on TOS, whats Dax?
>>31634
Do you mean things like new gear? Or rations?
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
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No.31639
31642
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>tfw you leave your portion of the pizza in the fridge, and by the time you wake up someone else has eaten it
[hungry nerd noises]
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
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No.31640
>>31634
>>31638
What kinds of items?
Anonymous
vGUCF
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No.31641
31656
>>31634
What?
Anonymous
04O+r
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No.31642
>>31639
RIP in pepperonis
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
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No.31644
31648
Torc, can you have your character crafts some sovereign glue, so we can invent duct tape?
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
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No.31646
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Animals with black horns have iron in them to strengthen them, right? Anyone think the horn Infernius left behind would make for a good Iron Horn of Valhalla, for Taylor? She's squishy, so she could use the man-power.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Horn_of_Valhalla
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
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No.31647
>>31632
Don't get eaten by jibberniggers.
Anonymous
04O+r
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No.31648
31649
>>31644
I guess
>>31645
Kek, thats fucking ironic
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
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No.31649
31650 31651
>>31648
You replied right before I deleted it. It's actually an artifact item: an un-craftable item, capable of breaking the game.
Anonymous
04O+r
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No.31650
>>31649
Ah.
Now to research sovereign glue
Anonymous
04O+r
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No.31651
31652 31656
>>31649
Okay, Torc can make the glue.
He just needs the "Craft Wonderous items" feat...
Unless GM is iill to stray from the rules
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
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No.31652
31653
>>31651
The tower facilities replace the need for feats.
Anonymous
04O+r
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No.31653
>>31652
Fair point
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
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No.31654
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Did Lenos ever get back from his date?
I wonder how it went.
Anonymous
Rb9Rf
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No.31656
31658
>>31636
>thinks its going to make sense somehow
>>31638
>what's Dax
>condescending intensifies
Yes. New gear. You just got a duplicating chopstick so rations are not really an issue.
>>31641
Who?
>>31651
How many nifty machines do I have to throw at you?
>>31655
Just hold onto it for a bit, it will come up in conversation.
Anonymous
Rb9Rf
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No.31657
31659
Thez snaps out of her trance and immediately makes a bee-line for the library and starts writing, scribbling notes, making sketches, amd throws a whole bunch of books down on the table around her main work.
Anonymous
04O+r
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No.31658
>>31656
Uh, 420 machines
>condescending
Rude, I haven't gotten there yet
>New gear
Uhhhhh, I can't think of anything Torc would need.
Any sugestions faggots?
Anonymous
04O+r
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No.31659
31660
>>31657
Torc teleports back to the tower
"Good morning, what are we doing today?"
Anonymous
Rb9Rf
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No.31660
31661 31699
>>31659
"I'nis," is all Thez says, as she furiously but precisely and deliberately continues working.
Anonymous
04O+r
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No.31661
31663
>>31660
"Sorry, I don't really feel like doing your husband"
Anonymous
04O+r
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No.31662
>everyone is waiting for >>31666
Anonymous
Rb9Rf
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No.31663
31664 31677
>>31661
Murderous glare, continues working.
(I know, that was for the condescending bit, but still).
Dax is a symbiotic life form that merges with the organism it is paired with, where both consciousnesses unite. The host gains the full knowledge and perception of the parasite, while the parasite gets a new body to operate in. The parasite maintains its disposition regardless of the host it is placed in (there was an episode where Dax was forcibly taken and put into an antagonist, but after doing so assumed Dax' affable manner and perception), and the host personality takes a back seat.
Anonymous
04O+r
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No.31664
31667
>>31663
So the host expereinces everything but has no say over what happens?
Anonymous
04O+r
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No.31665
Enjoy your trips
Anonymous
04O+r
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No.31666
31662
No one?
Claim Trollestia
Anonymous
Rb9Rf
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No.31667
31668
>>31664
Essentially. In the series, there are a number of training proceedures that allow the host to maintain its self better, in preparation for the joining, and which allow Dax a more 'stable' environment to operate in (which amount to "Sort Yourself Out Anon!"), but yeah. Dax is several thousand years old and its presence is rather overwhelming.
Anonymous
04O+r
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No.31668
31669
>>31667
I think I'll watch DS9 after TOS
Anonymous
Rb9Rf
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No.31669
>>31668
Ezri Dax is best Dax
Anonymous
Rb9Rf
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No.31670
31672 31699
Thez continues working, her fancy broom has been largely dis-assembled and is laid out on the table. Her pretty-shiny plates are stacked neatly in another spot. She loses composure incrementally, and several of her notes and diagrams are dotted with tears, but she continues to work, sketching/compiling/working on something.
Anonymous
Rb9Rf
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No.31671
>Thez working furiously montage theme
https://youtu.be/16eREt3db2E
Anonymous
04O+r
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No.31672
31673
>>31670
"So...
What are you doing?
If you don't mind me asking."
Anonymous
Rb9Rf
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No.31673
31675
>>31672
"Winning," she says.
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
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No.31674
31675
Finally back.
Anonymous
04O+r
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No.31675
>>31674
>>31673
Torc incoherently mumbles
"Thanks for the information, real useful."
>>31674
Hello there
Anonymous
Rb9Rf
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No.31676
31679
She reaches her hand to her forehead for a moment, and curses herself for a moment.
"Please excuse me," <whoooof>
About a minute or so goes by and she <whoooof> reappears wearing those ruby goggles that Lenos was always wearing (they were hers to begin with). As she reappears and resumes her 'work' she says to Torcuil. "In chess, one doesn't ever win by accident. One doesn't stumble into their opponent's checkmate, not to any reliable degree anyway. Someone has done this deliberately, and they have the element of surprise. I don't know who it is, and I don't know why, but before I even make my first move I am going to ensure that every move is a winning move."
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
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No.31677
31678
>>31663
>symbiotic life form
>life form
Then why didn't it fix the problem when Tracy burned Infernius's entire body and grew a new body from his balls? I suspected he had some kind of brain worm.
Anonymous
Rb9Rf
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No.31678
31681
>>31677
I know you burned him but I missed the "to ash" part.
Anonymous
04O+r
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No.31679
31680
>>31676
"So, military stradegy?"
Torc pulls up a chair across the table
"What exactly are you planning to get him back? I should be able to find him, and I still have plenty of his hair for spells."
Anonymous
Rb9Rf
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No.31680
31684
>>31679
"Find him? What's your method? My plan is to ensure that he can be followed wherever or however far he goes."
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
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No.31681
31682
>>31678
I said "to smithereens" in >>30981 →
Anonymous
Rb9Rf
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No.31682
31683 31688
>>31681
Hmmmm. So you did. But, Infernius' player disregarded that as being effective. I can think of a few reasons for that (fire resistence, momentary etherealness of the invader, etc.) but it seems that its still Game On.
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
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No.31683
>>31682
reeeeee
Alright then...
I still have his horn though.
Anonymous
04O+r
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No.31684
31686
>>31680
"I was thinking of Scrying, but if you have a better idea, I'm all ears."
What class is Thez in general
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
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No.31685
31686
*walks into room* (that she's only ever used to store body parts)
*inspects Soros's Arm*
>blood is probably dried up
>disappointment.png
>claws and look wicked though
>would make for great unholy blades or gauntlets
>maybe even a full plate of demon armor
*inspects troll and hydra skulls*
>one could plausibly make for a great enchanted mask
>this was a comment I typed earlier but never posted

What can Tracy do during this time? Her first action would be to feed her birds.
Anonymous
Rb9Rf
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No.31686
31687 31688
>>31684
"I'm designing a device, a compass of sorts, that operates on the principles of Locate Creature. It won't tell range, or actual location, but as long as we're on the same plane, it will point toward his direction," she says holding up the hand that has his bull-horn ring on it.
>class (kek)
L14 Fighter
L20 Monk
L9 Shadowdancer
L6 Horizon Walker
>>31685
Thez has an item creation hax. Tracy doesn't know that yet, but get creative.
Anonymous
04O+r
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No.31687
31690
>>31686
I know what 2 of those classes are.
"Smart, actually I could use scrying while you use that to pinpoint him"
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
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No.31688
31689
wheres-your-head-at.jpg
>>31682
Just say that the Dax didn't have enough room in the stupid bull's tiny brain, so it decided to control him via his balls.
>>31686
Kek. I guessed everything but Horizon Walker.
Actually, that's a really alluring class, now that I look at it.
Anonymous
04O+r
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No.31689
31692
>>31688
>Horizon Walker is a archtype of Ranger
Teach me your ways great one.

Can Thez make torc a magical cattle prod for the Infernius fight?
Shoots electricity and has a chance of paralyzing?
Anonymous
Rb9Rf
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No.31690
31691 31700
>>31687
Horizon Walker is a prestige class based on a nomadic lifestyle, where the benefits are more to do with the environment that one inhabits than the specialty of a particular class.
Shadow Dancer is a rogue-ish class that is more about being elusive and trickster-ish than about stealing and backstabbing; its a largely performance (read: circus) based class.
>prod
"Yes."
Anonymous
04O+r
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No.31691
31695 31699 31734
>>31690
Oh....
>yes to the prod
It better be enchanted in the name of Mike "shock the gay away" Pence.
"Thanks Thez, and don't worry. We'll get infernius back"
Anonymous
Rb9Rf
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No.31692
31693
>>31689
"One can't learn the ways of a Horizon Walker by studying or being lectured. One learns that by Walking."
Anonymous
04O+r
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No.31693
>>31692
These boots are made for walking
And that's just what they'll do
Someday these boots are gonna walk all over you
"Oh, I meant the ranger aspect...
But okay, I understand.
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
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No.31694
31695 31734 31819
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I have a whole list of items that I want someday, but the one that'd be most useful would be those animated Abyssal Demon Claws, so Tracy could function as if she had hands, and deliver devastating effects with a extra effects with them during her sneak attacks.
Anonymous
Rb9Rf
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No.31695
31696 31699
>>31691
>prod
https://youtu.be/OCCjzN8Mghc
>>31694
Well, Thez is gearing/strategizing up to find Infernius, and she plans on making adjustments to her own reportoire, so when the opportunity permits, say "Hey, I could use sum of deez."
Anonymous
04O+r
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No.31696
>>31695
Truely electrifying
Mike "If you like another man's rod, you'll get the cattle prod" Pence
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
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No.31697
Tracy lumbers through the hallways, in nightmare form, (her body is covered in 'affectionate' pecking wounds), dragging the Remains of George Soros's severed arm by her chains, headed towards the forge.
"Does anyone know if Lenos has gotten back from his date yet? I haven't heard from him in days." asks to anyone around
Trumpaladin
vGUCF
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No.31698
Trumpaladin, awoken from his cot in the monastery, has a few more words with the Spartan trainees, then rides Fae back to the tower