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Kicked Nuts
Anonymous
XFF+1
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No.26914
Its meta AF atm, but the last thread is sooooo stale. The Game surprisingly continues! Infernius is borderline suicidal with a stalker, Trump and Tracy finally got engaged, Torcuil is in hiding, Norfilly is eating candy, Taylor is getting praise and adoration, Alex is a statue, Yak Lee is the surprise contender in the Fight Club,... yeah so stuff.

899 replies and 61 files omitted.
Anonymous
XFF+1
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No.27509
27510 27614
>>27504
By that, I mean you can't make a sentient scepter that controls the minds of everyone. There IS a magical item that controls the minds of everyone, but I will not permit it to be made sentient.
Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.27510
27512
>>27509
"ben where did the rats go?"
detect lies.
Anonymous
XFF+1
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No.27511
27614
Let me summarize. The party currently has the following options for story progress.
- A dark elf in a body cast, and a reasonable assumption about the "next" target, which would lead toward/to the missing party treasure AND jew gold
- The Court City: completely unknown, likely lots of swag

Sidequests (party) include:
- Kill Trolls
- Fix Durpistan Mine
- Spread Football (Sparintenar)
(those in addition to individual character sidequests)

Anonymous
XFF+1
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No.27512
27513
>>27510
"IDFK" true
Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.27513
27515
>>27512
"what about you ponimaru i know your good at tracking."
*infernuis sounds alot smarter post break*
Anonymous
ulYHP
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No.27514
>>27507
He should've finished the Helm.
She was working on a belt, a cloak (finished), and a heavy mace.
Plus a greatsword, if she can get help casting spells on it.
Anonymous
XFF+1
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No.27515
27516
>>27513
If present, Ponimaru has yet to reveal himself.
Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.27516
27517 27518
>>27515
"Damn it i know your here come out before i get mad."
Anonymous
ulYHP
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No.27517
>>27516
He doesn't come when I call him; why would he come now?

Anonymous
XFF+1
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No.27518
27519 27521
>>27516
A grey-form attempts to streak past.
You have an attack of opportunity.
AYxkj
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No.27519
27522
[1d20+14 = 32]
>>27518
grapple
XFF+1
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No.27520
[1d20 = 8]

XFF+1
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No.27521
27523 27617
[1d20 = 1]
>>27518
You succeed in catching Ponimaru, attempting to flee. Actions?
Anonymous
XFF+1
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No.27522
27523
>>27519
Reminder, you took off the sleeves, and the belt, and whatever else.
Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.27523
27524 27525
>>27521
i get up and walk out the door.
"ill bring him back alive dont worry."
>>27522
right. that's only plus 5 then
hes still got the ring on.
XFF+1
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No.27524
27526
[3d20 = 35]
>>27523
P> Flurry of blows
XFF+1
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No.27525
[3d10+6 = 15]
>>27523
You assume 'grapple' means 'pick up and carry around'. You're currently engaged in a contested grapple, and Ponimaru just successfully landed 3 blows.
Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.27526
27527 27528
>>27524
those all miss my ac is 17.
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
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No.27527
27529
*ears twitch*
"I feel like someone is touching my weeb boi...
.. I must've been my imagination..."
*returns to polishing eggs*
>>27526
He's a monk: even at that level, you won't easily beat him (alive) in unarmed combat.
Anonymous
XFF+1
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No.27528
27531
>>27526
Oh? Aside from the bracers, what armor does Infernius have? Ponimaru has a base attack bonus of +7
Anonymous
XFF+1
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No.27529
27533
>>27527
I forgot to add the bonus for the belt, but yeah this
Anonymous
taYuP
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No.27530
27533
Trumpaladin isn't really anywhere else, so I may as well place him in the stables

*rubs pony ears*
"Why you polishing Tracy? Do you want them to look pretty when they get cracked open?"
AYxkj
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No.27531
27532 27533 27536
[1d20 = 14]
"why in such a hurry poni?"
"the only reason i havent snapped your neck yet is because thez is fond of you but if you continue struggleing ill do it."
intimidation check.
>>27528
10 +dex(-1)+4 from bracers+dodge feat
i think i mathed wrong
Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.27532
>>27531
+4 so 18
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
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No.27533
27534
>>27529
>bonus for the belt
RIP, Infernius.
>tried to grapple a fleeing hoers
>got kicked brutally
Don't mess with hoers.
>>27530
"~Hmmm.. Well, kind of.."
>>27531
Staph. Bullying Ponimaru is Tracy's thing.
Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.27534
27535
>>27533
>succesful grapple,thot
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
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No.27535
27537
someday.png
>>27534
You're going to die in your sleep, Jude.
XFF+1
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No.27536
27538
[1d20 = 15]
>>27531
10(base) + -1(dex) + +4(bracers) + +1(dodge) = 14
Intimidate check (what's infernius' intimidate score?)
Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.27537
27542
>>27535
ill skin you alive starting with your stomach.
Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.27538
27539 27540
>>27536
+4
XFF+1
?
No.27539
27541
[1d20 = 17]
>>27538
Intimidation fails
P> Break grapple
Anonymous
XFF+1
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No.27540
27541
>>27538
Roll opposed grapple check
AYxkj
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No.27541
27543
[1d20+5 = 20]
>>27539
>>27540

Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
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No.27542
27544 27547
>>27537
Don't touch her (non-sexual) boy toy.
Anonymous
XFF+1
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No.27543
27545
>>27541
Success, he doesn't break free. Action?
Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.27544
>>27542
already am
Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.27545
27546 27548
>>27543
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Enthrall
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
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No.27546
27548
>>27545
Can Clerics spontaneously cast even while grappling?
Anonymous
taYuP
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No.27547
27550
>>27542
You're allowed to talk with stallions, but you are most definitely not allowed to have boy toys
Anonymous
XFF+1
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No.27548
27549
>>27545
>>27546
lol no
AYxkj
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No.27549
27550 27551 27552
[1d20 = 12]
>>27548
okay i snap his neck then.
Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
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No.27550
>>27547
She just likes to pick on him for fun. Consider it part of his edge training.
>>27549
I'm going to kill you.
Anonymous
taYuP
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No.27551
27556
>>27549
Leave Ben's pet alone!
Anonymous
XFF+1
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No.27552
27554
>>27549
LOL no, you have neither the feats nor the position to pull that off. Infernius has the advantage in the form of HP and size, but Ponimaru has the advantage in unarmed combat ability. Its actually a pretty decent match, all things considered.
You can unarmed attack, attempt a pin, or leave the grapple, those are your options.
Anonymous
XFF+1
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No.27553
27554
By the way, next time I say LOL no, consider your action wasted.
AYxkj
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No.27554
27556
[1d20 = 19]
>>27552
>>27553
ok i throw him hed first into the wall.
Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.27556
27559
Darth Infernuis Preston Engaged.png
>>27551
>>27554

Anonymous
AYxkj
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No.27557
27569
"sorry kiddo you should have listened."
XFF+1
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No.27558
[1d20 = 1]

Mrs. Sentry
ulYHP
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No.27559
27563
1436085__safe_artist-colon-pony quarantine_edit_oc_oc-colon-aryanne_adolf hitler_blonde_blondi_cutie mark_duo_earth pony_female_grimdark in the comment.jpeg
>>27556
>inb4, Hitler strikes him with a bolt of Blitzkrieg, and confiscates his clerical powers