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Hibbity Hooblah
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23546
23550 23553 23556
This thread begins the next leg of the game, where GM (likely unsuccessfully) teaches of the wonders of rare-meat. Yes, I know Trump IRL likes his steak well-done, and to me that alone is evidence of controlled opposition. I still support the man, but dammit. Rare meat is the finest you can ever taste, satisfying immediate/basic hunger needs better than well meat, but also satisfying more primal urges and evolution. Remember, meat is only unsanitary if it is old or processed through a slaughter-house with poor quality control.

Enough about meat, lets get back to the game. Infernius is attempting to Leeroy Jenkins at the orcs, except that he has to climb a rope ladder to do so (cloven hooves = slower climbing). Tracy mulls about a very closed for business city that has cannons on the south-face, not yet realizing that unless she wants to go Nightmare (and thus ethereal but also glowing-in-the-dark) she's SOL.
868 replies and 58 files omitted.
Anonymous
WAOpk
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No.23548
23552
Spoilered

Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
6kSUe
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No.23549
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Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
6kSUe
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No.23550
>>23546
>satisfying more primal urges
Ah Hell no. I want her primal urges to be unsatisfied by the time she leaves
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23552
>>23548
What WILL you do if I use this as OP pic?
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.23553
23555
>>23546
if liking well-done steaks makes me controlled op then call me dr.shekelstein.
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23554
23557 23560
Can she just transform momentarily?
Does the city have any visible ways in?
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23555
23558
>>23553
You do realize Thez eats raw faces right?
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
6kSUe
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No.23556
23560
266000ab427ae09d548eaa7.png
>>23546
I eat my steaks well-done
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
6kSUe
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No.23557
23559
>>23554
You have six trillion rogue skills. Use those
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.23558
23562
>>23555
okay? i dont mind how my waifu takes her steaks.
Anonymous
WAOpk
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No.23559
23561
>>23557
The one that walks through walls is the simplest
>Wishes she could use her power to make items to extend her Etherealness.
I'll have to ask for help on those..
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23560
23564 23565
>>23554
Nothing readily apparent. It seems quite basic and utilitarian.
>>23556
A pity you missed trips then inb4 edit
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
6kSUe
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No.23561
23563
>>23559
YOU CAN CLIMB WALLS AS A ROGUE. You can pick locks! Be creative for once!

>just walk through them
Because... ugh. Now you are fatigued after doing that, which reduces speed by 50%
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.23562
23567
>>23558
"Good, just testing that you weren't one of those "EVERYTHING must be well done" spergs."
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23563
>>23561
This. I know its not as easy as walking through the wall, but Tracy has more than enough skills and abilities to continue progress if you want.
"Trust me, I KNOW you wanna go the easy route," Thez whispers from a shadow.
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23564
23565 23570
>>23560
I could have her jaunt through the door, but I'm too tired to deal with that tonight...
I'll just have her turn back to the tower and take her prenatal vitamins. Then she can pour the mold for that ring before she passes out on a pile of bones.
!zF5dQCStso
6kSUe
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No.23565
23569 23572
>>23560
Waiting on the food to arrive, Trumpaladin smiles at Slovenia, as per usual

"Let me tell you the greatest story ever told. It's a story of trial and tribulation, of treachery and trepidation, of terror but also Triumph. It's the story of the 2016 presidential election..."

Trumpaladin tells the story as besty he can, will all essential emotions and hand gestures. I think this will take until long after the food comes in

>>23564
Husbando comes in much later to pet the poor exhausted sleeping pony
\r
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23566
23568 23572 23573
Goodnight everybody.
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.23567
>>23562
im not its cool.
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
6kSUe
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No.23568
>>23566
*pets pony... after he's back*
Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23569
23648
>>23565
[Happy sleeping pony noises]
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.23570
23571
>>23564
A surprisingly wise and level-headed decision for Tracy. No bully, that was simpler than I expected. She's able to determine from the surroundings that while the wall around the city is well-built, the area is not particularly well-kept; someone has been neglecting their duties, and the area around the city - while serviceale - is in need of some hard labor.

Mrs. Sentry
WAOpk
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No.23571
>>23570
Her curiosity ends where my exhaustion begins. I gotta do a bunch of stuff tomorrow.
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23572
23574
>>23565
A most epic story, and one that will live on for generations.
"Did I ever tell 'ye about the time Trump was elected president?" shall be uttered for decades to come, increasingly.
>>23566
'Night!
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.23573
>>23566
thanks for leading me to the orcs,night.
!zF5dQCStso
6kSUe
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No.23574
23575
[1d20 = 12]
>>23572
Sense motive on Slovenia to determine how she's feeling or responding
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23575
23576
>>23574
She's fine, she's been working all day (and maybe during the night time?)
The food arrives as Trump is detailing Trump's proud stance as the Piano Guys played their rendition of Amazing Grace/Fight Song, and the overall effect it had on those who were witnessing, both live and digitally.
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
6kSUe
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No.23576
23577
>>23575
*Ends the story gloriously*
*Offers Ketchup bottle*
"But enough about me. Anything you want to share?"
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23577
23578 23579
>>23576
https://youtu.be/zTzMRB9vfU0
(in case ppl missed out on it live)
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
6kSUe
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No.23578
23580
>>23577
Holy shit that's perfect
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.23579
>>23577
absolutely beautiful no homo.
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23580
23581
>>23578
Dude, seeing it live was something else
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.23581
23584
>>23580
haggis intensifies.
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23582
23585 23589
So yeah, Slovenia is transfixed by the story, enjoying with rapt attention the degree of magnificence which Trump describes. Then he turns his attention and questioning on Slovenia.
"Me? I'm not much to speak of really. I have always taken to the hard, dirty jobs that no one seems to want. I've made my way putting more resolve and conviction into a task than those who have done it previously, and have both succeeded and suffered for it. Not many are want to welcome a unicorn into an "Earth-pony trade" like carpentry, and I've had my share of successes and failures. I've learned that I can't rely on anyone else to put as much conviction in their work, and tend to get,... somewhat blinded when engaged in a project. Consequently I can seem curt and unemotional, but I always get the job done."
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
6kSUe
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No.23583
23586
Fucking GET Raiders
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23584
>>23581
Don't make me blog-post
Anonymous
WAOpk
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No.23585
>>23582
*rises from the dead like zombie Jesus*
Muh feelz.
Anonymous
WAOpk
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No.23586
>>23583
I was going to take it, but i made the mistake of going to bed first. By the time I remembered, it was too late...
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23588
23591
>>23587
"Uhm,... I don't know if I really have any place saying it, but can't we just leave the GETs alone? I mean, I know there's trolls and groups who wanna shit in our cereal, but doesn't leaving Mlpol open as a target only increase traffic? At the least there's gonna be those who 'wanna see', and beyond that it might help the board's reputation if we were more accommodating/inviting to outsiders? Remember, Jordan Peterson talks about how being social is about both learning to play the games that others are playing, in addition to playing our/one's own game," Thez says, as though she's been thinking these things for a long time but hasn't had the opportune moment to say them without incredible same-faggotry.
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
6kSUe
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No.23589
23592
>>23582
"That's... pretty incredible.

My grandfather was a mack truck repairman. Worked his whole life on diesel engines while also owning a tobacco farm. My father, he had real skills. He was a welder for many years, until he realized he could run the businesses better than his managers could. Even after he became a white collar business man he loved doing the hard work - going out into swampy land to put up signs, renovate a building, or install a pond. I had amazing respect for him. I don't know if I can quite say the same about myself with regards to the hard work. But if you had seen me on the line...

If you need any help with your work, please just ask"
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23590
23591
Slightly emboldened (I've got Amazing grace on repeat) she continues: "So what if Spartans, or Weebs, or Trolls, or whoever comes to try and fuck up out shit. Its not like it really hurts us, if anything the ability to say "Good game" and continue on will be a greater asset to the site. I'm all for tribalism (BRONCOS 4LYFE), but,... well its not like Mlpol is going anywhere,... not like last time anyway."
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
6kSUe
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No.23591
23592
>>23588
>>23590
"In my experience, open war is better than letting them just take it" Trumpaladin says, remembering deleting dozens of spam posts and banning dozens of proxies from a sperging inta spammer while on his phone in a theater in Univeral Studios Orlando over the summer, watching a movie with a friend
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23592
23594
>>23589
"I shall ask you first and foremost." She extends a hoof in a bump-esque gesture, blushing cuz its far more informal than she's done since coming "here".
>>23591
Careful, that latter post is Thez
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.23593
Wait, nevermind
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
6kSUe
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No.23594
23595 23598
>>23592
Trumpaladin extends his hand out, matching his palm to the bottom of her hoof and then sort of grasping, but letting go if she withdraws the hoof. He smiles at her

"I'm not sure I fully explained who I am to you, who we are"

Trumpaladin tells her about the group, and most importantly, his roles in their adventures, ommitting details like the in-fighting and getting Tracy pregnant. A sort of set of war stories, kind of trying to impress her.

He starts talking about his larger plans, which leads right back into how he thinks Slovenia could help

Okay, I have to ask, what is the manner in which she eats steak?
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23595
23596 23597
I'd like to share something. Its egregiously blog-posty, but it pertains to the overall/underlying scope and direction of the Game, why I'm so on about metaphysics, what we're doing in general and specific, and what I hope(know) can come of of a little bit of resolve, even if it seems absurd or whatever.
"Objections?" Thez asks, startling Infernius (who is still mid-way up the Orc's tree), as well as everyone else.
>>23594
She clasps it between hooves and rips small chunks off of it.
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
6kSUe
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No.23596
>>23595
Um... okay....

>rips small chucks out
Now where are her manners? Kek
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.23597
>>23595
go ahead.
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.23598
23600 23601 23603
>>23594
Sorry, that was a neglectful response. The comments about ripping were simply to do with eating meat.

Thez steps forward (in a mind-sense on this one). "GM has been flittering around the background of the digital community for years. At the same time he stumbled across a set of 3.5 D&D books, and me as a consequence, he was studying the republican primaries. At the same time, he stumbled across the original video of Amazing Grace/Fight Song (the Piano Guys). As his efforts progressed (which included the digital capacity of metaphysics, which to his knowledge an undeveloped and unexplored genre, but most effective esp wrt meme magic) he attempted to coax and inspire others in his material surroundings to participate in a collaborative effort, which no one wanted to do. Whether it was the time involved, the musical technical ability, or just the theme, participants showed interest that eventually waned. Even as Trump was elected - joy for that - there was a sadness, that people seemed unable or unwilling to excite themselves, beyond their fervor for the 'icon'.
Then the inauguration happened. When the Piano Guys first took the stage, GM was already in tears, but as the song and the procession took place, he turned into a barrel of wetworks. It was a horrible and shameful display, but he also had the last of his fucks taken away.
What he learned that day is that there are metaphysicists in the world - outside one's particular interaction - that are powerful, deliberate, and who seek maybe not the exact same thing, but an acceptable compromise. He didn't get to lead a group to sing Amazing Grace/Fight Song (he literally planned/tried to) but he did see the impossibly-yet emergent president have that same exact song played at said president's inauguration.
In a manner of speaking, Trump himself (cuz its not like Trump had no say in the music for the inauguration) said to GM that day: "Thats a good idea. Lets do it on a grander scale"


Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23599
23600 23601
"Thats what this thread is all about. Its the butterfly effect, except at the level of the butterfly."
Thez smiles
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.23600
23602
>>23598
>>23599
you guys can thank one 4cuck mod that banned me for shit posting for me being here right now. i like butterflies.
Anonymous
6kSUe
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No.23601
23602
>>23599
>>23598
I had a friend in law school who messaged me on April 1 and said that the /pol/ and /mlp/ boards were merged...
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23602
23604
>>23600
It was/will (one of my 'proxies' is gone for the next 4 days e\\_/e) be relayed and thanked. Though I am most critical of 4chan, I will never stop thanking them for the blessings that have come of 4/mlpol/ and everything thereafter.
>>23601
IKR? When I first saw it I was like "Oh hell no!",... funny ol' world 'aint it?
Anonymous
6kSUe
?
No.23603
>>23598
D'aww

Trumpaladin continues trying to impress Slovenia and also flatter her
Anonymous
6kSUe
?
No.23604
23605 23606
>>23602
I thought it was the most wonderful idea I had ever heard of at that point. I had never even looked at a chan board before then
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.23605
>>23604
really?
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.23606
23607
>>23604
"Yes. It was 10-thousand things, unleashed and given form. I think Mlpol.net has begun to forget, not to their detriment or laziness, but simply from familiarity. A reminder is due desu," Thez says smilingly.
Anonymous
6kSUe
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No.23607
23608
>>23606
So, I guess Trumpaladin and Slovenia are finished eating by now. So Trumpaladin will have to get the check... Just kidding! He owns the place, he can eat for free. Or at least has an indefinite tab open

Is she too tired to go sight seeing in the town?
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.23608
23609 23610
>>23607
"Not at all, I haven't had the chance to explore yet, I've been too involved. Please lead the way," she replies, offering her hoof.
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.23609
23612
>>23608
hows that rope climbing coming along?
Anonymous
6kSUe
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No.23610
23611 23613
>>23608
Hell yes

"The city has changed quite a bit since I arrived here, in no small part thanks to us.

Over here is the rusty spoon, at least I think it's called. Another restaurant. Survived the fire. Favored by our party member's senior player, Thez. Favored by much of the townsfolk as well. I personally don't think it's as clean.

This building here is... Also loved by Thez, and that is all I will say about it.

Here we have Luxury apartments. I had these built to try and bring some class in. One of the two largest buildings in the town. The view from the top penthouse is beautiful" Trumpaladin smiles deviously "the view of the interior is even better. I could show you our current deign and you could tell me where you could make it even better. But I think I'll show you the rest of the town first

Here is the harbor itself. When I first got here, the galleys were empty, and not much moved. Now, even late at night, big, beautiful sailing ships move from across the ocean

Over there, is the coastal fortress, which served as the citadel in the great demon attack on the city."
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.23611
>>23610
You miffed that one, the Rusty Duck IS favored by the townsfolk, but is NOT favored by Thez (she still likes the Sticky Wicket) for the same reason.
No further corrections or side-notes.
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.23612
>>23609
Infernius ... pant pant ... is almost ... to the top ... pant
Anonymous
6kSUe
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No.23613
23617
>>23610
"Look at the streets themselves. They used to be meander around haphazardly, evidently developed as the city grew organically. When the fire took out much of the city we changed the plan. I formulated it on the layout of Paris, a city I visited an became enamoured with in a different life. The street pattern proceeds from a central point and radiates outward, sort of like bicycle spokes. The apartments form one center, with a plaza in the exact center. We intend a statue here latter on.

Here is the Town Hall. Sechs is the leader of the city. I figured we needed a strong building to project local government power, so I had one built. In the Neo-classical design, since that is how government buildings always appeared in my realm.

Here is the library. Filled with many books and great wisdom. Several floors to give a presence.

Over here we have the bazaar, closed at the moment, but offers all sorts of interesting items from all across the planet for sale.

You can't really see them well from here, but before you, near the western waterfront, are several factories. See the smoke stacks? A tannery, a paper mill, a weaver's shop, and others we shall soon add. These were my idea. I wanted to expand the city's production from just being agriculture and selling pirate loot, to being a serious center of entrepot, commerce, and manufacturing. To give the people real jobs. Give them something to buy. I own these buildings in part. We also expanded the forges greatly, I think you can see them when we pass by that part of the city.

Here is the other great radial pattern in the city. At its center is a plaza where we shall eventually locate a statue of a hydra with Soro's (and others') heads being cut off. The main building is the Diamond exchange. It is the highest building in the city. That's operated by Ben. His gold and silver smithing is the dominant industry in town for now. He also helps work finance like banking.

To the immediate south is the church of Rockwell. Kind of ironic its placed there. Inferius is the main cleric of that faith."
Anonymous
RnPXK
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No.23615
23616 23617
>>23614
Kek, what?
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.23616
23617
>>23615
Nothing, carry on.
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.23617
23618
>>23613
>>23614
>>23615
>>23616
hmmph
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.23618
23619
>>23617
"Psst, he's doing a better job of converting the otherwise undetermined layfolk than you. Don't take it personally."
Thez whispers from under a random branch (she has crazy shadow-hax btw).
Anonymous
/GO+C
?
No.23619
23620
>>23618
*miontuars sighs*
Anonymous
fVJvo
?
No.23620
23621
>>23619
>gets shadow-groped
"Everyone has their skills and weaknesses."
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.23621
23623
>>23620
*soothed minotuar noises*
RnPXK
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No.23622
23628
"As we travel north, you can see the city walls. They were rather impressive when I got here, but I had them built ten feet taller as a precaution, given the danger to the city from occasional does. What you see before you used to be cattle pasture. Now, well, you see it

That's the Stadium. The Cathedral of the Great Church of Football. You probably haven't heard of it, or of the great God Elway whom we serve. But you will, you will. You must see now that it's probably among the biggest structures you've ever seen. Well, I can't speak to your experience, but I think only the larger palaces and castles even come close to the size of this thing on this planet. It's big enough for the entire city and then some. Let us go in

Here you can see ticket booths, refreshment stands, seating areas, let's go forwards shall we

Here is the lower seating area. Look through. Look at the field. Look at all of the seat areas. Yes, that would take a while to walk around. You can see there are seats close to the ground, and seat further up. But all of them have a great view of the field. And the field... Let's go on it shall we?

Here is where the teams play the ball. 100 yards end zone to end zone. Just imagine it, if you can. It's truly great. I'll have show you the recordings of the super bowls. Actually, I'll need to show you a game some day. Look up there you can see the luxury suits. They are great on the inside. You'll be able to experience it I am sure.

Speaking of palaces, when evil tries to attack, they tend to flock for this field. They too are impressed by it, hard to blame them. This is where Soros came the second time, the third time, and where we killed Kefka and his Tarrasque. In that way, the field is not just a metaphorical site of liberation, but a literal one.

Across the field, we have where the players enter. Exiting through this other area takes us into the reliquary. The tarasque itself should be here, formed as a Football.
*beat*
That's strange. Fae seems to have removed it from its display case. I'll have to ask her about that later."
\r
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23623
23624 23625
>>23621
While we're on the subject, can I get a ruling on Minotaur penis? Is it like a tentacle (re: bulls) or is it more like a cylinder (re: hoers)?
Anonymous
6kSUe
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No.23624
23625
>>23623
Horse penis is sexier
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.23625
23626
>>23623
>>23624
horse like benis, due to mutation.
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23626
23627
>>23625
"Gald you said it," Thez smiles.
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.23627
>>23626
"glad you like it" *infernuis winks*
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
6kSUe
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No.23628
23629 23630 23632
>>23622
As we circle back around towards the East, appreciate that all that is around you was grass land just a few months ago. We've added to the city. Okay, so it's still underdeveloped, but there are buildings now. We've added some lower income housing, which is used thanks to the new increase in the population, and some warehouses, although these are not connected with the more profitable Entrepot trade, but rather the domestic manufacturing at the forge...

Speaking of which, here it is. Vastly expanded. All sorts of metal crafting. An Arsenal as well, at least the beginnings of one.

Here is a monestary where monks of the Broncos meditate on Football. We've attached a school. It's the biggest school in the city. The monks teach most everything there - the Trivium, liberal arts, but also vocations. We have taken an illiterate peasantry, and we are making them ready to conquer the world. Metaphorically, by economic competition and cultivation of skills. Perhaps at one point you might decide you want to teach carpentry to others. Or be a priest, like Noble Fae. No pressure or anything, just to make you aware of the universe of possibilities.

Here we have an additional monastic building - the headquarters of the Davisian Mendicant order. They shall spread the faith to every corner. Which reminds me, I need to get some ships loaded.

Here is the Militant Order of the Broncos. A little less metaphorical, these are those who have determined that they shall not stand idly by as the city is threatened, but will take the fight to the enemy. I think I will take them on expedition tomorrow. You can see there also the Training field.

Look South, towards the first radial, you can see the headquarters of the United States Football League in the distance. We're going to establish new franchises, merchandising... what you've seen is but the beginning

As we approach the North gate of the city, well, I think that's everything. Or much of it anyways"
Trumpaladin
!zF5dQCStso
6kSUe
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No.23629
>>23628
Trumpaladin holds the forward hooves and looks into her eyes
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23630
23631 23633
>>23628
Her eyes are alight with the ideas presented, but her brow furrows a few times.
"Wait, please, I don't understand these 'Broncos'. Who are they?"
Anonymous
6kSUe
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No.23631
23633 23634
>>23630
"They are those who love their country and their home. Who understand the true value of teamwork, of authority and tradition. To translate it into Equestrian religious terms, they are those who have mastered the understanding of Harmony, and Friendship.

They are the citizens of Port Barry who play for Port Barry, represent it, and when needed, fight it's battles. They are those members of the Church Militant nearest sainthood"
Anonymous
/GO+C
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No.23632
>>23628
>liberal arts
degenerate.
Anonymous
6kSUe
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No.23633
23634
>>23630
>>23631
"I think I misunderstood your question. Our Broncos are named after the True Broncos, those disciples of Elway, who played with him, were managed by him, at Mile High. They are among the greatest saints. They are Football, in a real sense. They are America"

Trumpaladin seems overcome with awe as he speaks these words
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23634
23635
>>23631
>>23633
"It sounds,... nice. I'm not sure I understand Port Barry, its lengths and breadths, nor do I conclusively understand the Broncos or the grandness of John Elway (I'm assuming that if one talks about the Broncos and Football, that John Elway would have been mentioned) but I very much agree with the tenor you have described thus far."
6kSUe
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No.23635
23636
>>23634
"That's quite alright. I did not understand Port Barry at first, and even as I have come to shape it, there are still aspects of it I do not quite understand. But I do know that it is mine and I am its, that I would fight and bleed to protect it and that I have in fact fought and bled to protect it. That it loves me almost as much as I love it. And that I have made its good my own, its prosperity and its glory my goal.

I think you'll be here a while. You'll become more acquainted with this town. Perhaps you too shall help shape it.

Elway's greatness and grandeur is too great for mortal understanding. We can only appreciate fragments of the true divine beauty. I shall help teach you, and help to understand, though I too do not and cannot fully understand nor grasp the glory. The finite cannot grasp what is infinite.

But I shall be here, by your side, to help you."
\r
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23636
23637
>>23635
"Its all so much,... let me consider, will you? In the meantime, I shall work at driving excellence from the mill?" she says, a bit starry-eyed, but maintaining a degree of dignity and poise.
Anonymous
6kSUe
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No.23637
23638
>>23636
Laughing
"hehe, but of course! I have full faith in you. From what I've seen already today, you do indeed place full conviction into your work. You will get the job done. And you will do well here"
Anonymous
6kSUe
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No.23638
>>23637
They proceed through the North gate and are on their way to the Tower
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23639
23640
Alright. From tonight, we can conclude that
- The orcs have been minimally/moderately observed and determined as an operative faction. They are entirely native, and,... well,... "based on sjws".
- The cannon-city is well built and well defended,... but not well-maintained, or responsibly tended to.
- Slovenia likes hard work and autism
Anonymous
6kSUe
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No.23640
23641
>>23639
Reee I'm not done!
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23641
23642
>>23640
I never said you were, nor was trying to overshadow or diminish, just summarizing (both for my own benefit, as well as whomever else,... remember there's an implicit audience).
Anonymous
6kSUe
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No.23642
23643
>>23641
Trumpaladin and Slovenia walk their way back to the tower and enter. He takes her up to the door of her room.

"It's been a wonderful night, and great getting to know you. I hope we can do this again. I won't keep you if you must go, but one last thing"

Trumpaladin, with one hand, grasps onto Slovenia's foreleg, and with another, gently caresses her muzzle. He leans in, and attempts a kiss
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23643
23644
>>23642
Being not an overly equestrian gesture (though not unheard of) she awkwardly looks about for a moment, before finally relinquishing to and abandoning herself to the kiss. And for a moment, even the thought of wood-working vanishes amidst fireworks and lights and sounds (all mental) that fire off and flare within her head. You're welcome
Anonymous
RnPXK
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No.23644
23645
>>23643
thabj you
Trumpaladin increases passion to the degree she will accept, hugging and embracing the pony

Only one question, will she take him into her room for you exactly what, or does she wish him a goodnight?
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23645
23646
>>23644
That depends. Is Trump intending to seduce er body or her mind? There IS a difference,.....
"Its been a lovely evening, I look forward to learning more and doing my part to, what was the phrase, "Make Port Barry Great Again?" she says with a smile.
Anonymous
6kSUe
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No.23646
23647
>>23645
>Is Trump intending to seduce er body or her mind?
Yes

Seeming entranced by her, he responds
"I look forward to getting to know you as well. You truly are beautiful. Indeed, Make Port Barry Great Again!"

He embraces her once more, and then departs, unless she has something else to to say
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23647
23648
>>23646
If yes, then work on the mind first the body second. Thats just a suggestion tho, not a prescription.
>more to say
Perhaps, but leaving now is the best move. Always leave them in a state of uncertainty/disbelief, either literally or figuratively wanting more.
Anonymous
6kSUe
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No.23648
23649 23658 23672
>>23647
Leaving was more or less what I had in mind. She doesn't seem like the type to screw on a first date. So long as she accepts a kiss it's good enough.

>>23569
When he is done elsewhere, Trumpaladin looks around to find Tracy. He finds her having fallen asleep in the forge. He pets her, then cradles her and carries her into his bedroom. He then strips down from his now complete full plate mail armor, magical underarmour, and everything else.

He then mounts Tracy, intensely having sex with her, probably enough to wake her into full consciousness, but she maintains at least the appearance of remaining asleep. He lies down next to her, and it occurs to him that this is the first time she's been in his room in the tower. He falls asleep with her in his arm.
Anonymous
6kSUe
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No.23649
23650
>>23648
Okay, I need to sleep. Thanks for staying up for my autism GM
Anonymous
fVJvo
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No.23650
>>23649
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