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Anonymous
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No.17398
17399
Now with less salt!
The party has had a good talk, after nearly ripping its self to pieces. They may still rip each-other to pieces, but in spite of it all the Game will go on.
The nerd and his pet are still in the stadium, kind of like in vidya RPG's where the villain is clearly occupying a particular space but the player wanders off to do side-quests and meta shit.
The tower had been filled with frogs, salt, and vitriol, but all have been cleared out and things seem to be leveling out, as both players and characters sort their differences rather than figuring out how to cause the GM to have an aneurysm or go an hero on the whole thing. Also there's kittens.
Whew, this is what you get when you mix games and the paranormal!
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Anonymous
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No.17872
17874
>>17870
We're talking conceptually. Characters don't perceive magic by + values, that's a meta game, player thing.
Anonymous
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No.17873
17874 17875
>>17871
Thez and Lenos both look at Tay like she just said something silly.
L> "How about this then?"
Lenos pulls out his rod no pun and pushes a button along its surface, sending forth a short (this time) stream of about 40 more kittens.
Anonymous
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No.17874
17876
>>17871
"It's really all the same to me. I don't understand computer programming for instance. And what difference does it make if a magic force levitates an object, or if a magnet does?"

>>17873
"Not sure if that violates conservation of mass. Also see if that is where Tracy is getting blood from"

>>17872
That's what magic means for me though. Math in the D&D rules
Tay
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No.17875
17877
>>17873
Thats obviously some sort of advanced technology.
Anonymous
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No.17876
17879
>>17874
I get you, I'm just describing it how Lenos - a sorcerer - would.
>conservation of mass
40 kittens from essentially a full-size mag light? After earlier spraying hundreds from the same mag light?
Anonymous
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No.17877
17878
>>17875
L> "Yeah,... magic."
Tay
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No.17878
17879
>>17877
Listen short stuff Magic does not exist.
Anonymous
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No.17879
>>17876
Teleportation, pocket dimension, compression of the kittens into an area of smaller volume but equal mass. I don't know. Star Trek has done similar. Of course Star Trek pretty much had magic. All I am sure of is that we now have to look out for the welfare of more kittens.

>>17878
"consider it sufficiently advanced technology"
Anonymous
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No.17880
17882
Lenos sighs, looks over to Tay's axe and casts Animate Object. The axe springs to life and starts bouncing around.
"Sick 'em," he says. The axe growls and starts chasing the kittens, which start hissing and running away. The axe chases them out of the room.
Anonymous
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No.17881
17882
L> "You were saying?"
Tay
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No.17882
17883
>>17881
>>17880
Obviously nano bots connected some sort of ai to my guitar
Anonymous
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No.17883
>>17882
"Or Smoke and mirrors."
Anonymous
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No.17884
17885 17886
Lenos looks over at Trump and Thez. "I think this one's a little slow. Pretty though," he shrugs, walking out of the room.
Anonymous
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No.17885
17886
>>17884
"Definitely Pretty"
Tay
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No.17886
17888 17889
>>17884
>>17885
Im not just a pretty face you know, and lennos im probably smarter than you.
Anonymous
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No.17887
Thez gets up out and stretches for a moment. "Well I'll leave you two three technically, I forgot Infernius never left, my faggot needs to sleep. Lovely to meet you Tay, we'll have lots of fun tomorrow I'm sure," she waves before vanishing with a <whooof>.
Anonymous
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No.17888
17890
>>17886
"I bet. I can't wait to see what your knowledge, intelligence, and training brings to the group"
Anonymous
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No.17889
>>17886
>smarter than Lenos
That would be impressive, he's the smartest protagonist in the group. Anyway, night all.
Tay
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No.17890
17891
>>17888
Id like to see where this goes.
Anonymous
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No.17891
17893
>>17890
"So... Want to fuck while Tracy is asleep?"
Tay
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No.17893
17894
>>17891
Sure I dont have anything else to do.got a condom?
Anonymous
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No.17894
17895
>>17893
"uh... No. Do I need one?"
Tay
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No.17895
17896
>>17894
I play it safe.
Anonymous
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No.17896
17897
>>17895
"How about just withdraw?"
Tay
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No.17897
17898
>>17896
"Are you clean?"
Anonymous
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No.17898
17899
>>17897
"Oh yeah. At least so long as that pony was clean."
Tay
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No.17899
17900
>>17898
Which pony?
Anonymous
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No.17900
17901
>>17899
"Tracy Cage"
Tay
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No.17901
17902
>>17900
"Ill pass on sex then"
Anonymous
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No.17902
17903 17904
>>17901
"No no, she should have been clean when she woke up in new body, and clean since. It's all good"
Anonymous
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No.17903
>>17902
STDs don't follow you to the afterlife
Tay
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No.17904
17905
>>17902
"Thats not the reason im passing its a sisterhood kinda thing im sure you know what i mean right."
Anonymous
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No.17905
17906
>>17904
"What do you mean? I think she would appreciate a fan and I getting along"
Tay
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No.17906
17907
>>17905
"Its just you know tracy is super cool and i dont wanna step on any toes if theres anything between you two ya know?"
Anonymous
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No.17907
17908
>>17906
"I don't see why she would mind. She likes you. Besides, even if it did that would just make it edgier. And Tracy more than anyone can appreciate edge"
Tay
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No.17908
17909
>>17907
"I've seen the Japanese animus i know shes a j-ander, i know what happens when a woman crosses the line"
Anonymous
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No.17909
17910
>>17908
"Eh, let's just keep it secret. We might die tomorrow you know. That beast that mage guy has is tough"
Tay
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No.17910
17911 17912 17913
>>17909
"And if we dont tracy kill me anyway ja"
Anonymous
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No.17911
17914 17915
>>17910
"Nah, she actually has a soft side to her. There was this unicorn I thought she was going to kill, but I found out later she actually befriended. She's got a soft side to her. You two will be as sisters, believe me. She respects your edge, and she can respect the edge in taking her husbando"
Anonymous
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No.17912
17914 17915
>>17910
"You saw how she summoned a bathtub of blood from... Somewhere, for you"
Anonymous
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No.17913
17915
>>17910
"We're all gonna get along great. That I can tell you"
Tay
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No.17914
17916
>>17912
>>17911
"I dont know man ive seen the memes on 4chin"
Anonymous
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No.17915
17916 17924
>>17911
>>17912
>>17913
"whats going on over here?"
Anonymous
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No.17916
17917 17927
>>17914
"Well, if you're really unsure, we can just ask her tomorrow. But I tell you she'd be completely okay with it, especially you, since she likes how you appreciate her edge. Nothing wrong with multiple waifus.

>>17915
"Hey Inferius! Glad to see you woke up. Tay and I have been talking. Thez is asleep."

>>17914
"I'm serious though that I think you could really add to the team. Hearing what you said about Erde... It really made me think of what we could all accomplish. Together. And damn are you beautiful when you sing. Well, you're always beautiful, but I mean your performance is powerful. I hope it is put to good use tomorrow"
Tay
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No.17917
17918
>>17916
"Alright we'll ask her, ill,inspire you all tomorrow trust me!"
Anonymous
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No.17918
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>>17917
"Good night, and good luck"
Tay
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No.17919
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>>17918
"Same too you, extends arm like pic related"
Anonymous
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No.17920
*laying in his bed, Trumpaladin realizes why Joseph Smith went through the effort of founding a new religion*
Anonymous
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No.17921
17922
>>17919
"we're gonna kick this nerd's ass. And we're going to have a proper bath of hot blood"

*shakes hand*
Tay
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No.17922
17923 17948
>>17921
"Thats not frowend upon by ...Footbal was it