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Anonymous
xoW4H
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No.1305
Torcuil has spent the last spent the last hour at a fever pitch of activity, grabbing books, discarding them, shuffling papers, analyzing diagrams,... he knows he's on the verge of something, and something big. Tracy continues to try and vie for Trump's attention with a variety of methods. Let's not forget that Trump is a 6'2" human, and Tracy is,... what, 3'6" standing upright? Thez has fallen asleep in her zombie-bath, and dusk approaches.

Oh yeah, this is the Tabletop Gaming continuation thread from https://mlpol.net/vx/res/20.html if ya didn't know. Pull up a chair! New players are always welcome.
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orxGN
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No.1630
1632
[1d20 = 12]
"Earth ponies weren't meant to flyyy~yyyy!!"
*Gets ready to stab anything in front of me*
23ioI
?
No.1631
1632
[1d20 = 17]
>>1627
Trump tries to jump onto the axe, and run up the arm of the giant Trump is less agile... not as sure about this course of action
Anonymous
xoW4H
?
No.1632
1633 1634
>>1631
Landed, you're now at the giant's (pick a side) inner elbow
>>1630
You find yourself halfway into the giant's shoulder, covered in (more) blood.

23ioI
?
No.1633
1635
[1d20 = 8]
>>1632
Trump climbs the arm towards the neck and head
orxGN
?
No.1634
1635
[1d20 = 19]
>>1632
*Reflexively stabs into neck*
xoW4H
?
No.1635
1638
[2d20 = 12]
>>1633
Stumbling as you advance the giant swings to swat at you.
>>1634
Surprised, the giant attempts to grab at the sensation in his shoulder.

Anonymous
xoW4H
?
No.1636
Both miss. Your diminuative size (respectively) llows you to dart in and around the giant's hand(s)
Anonymous
xoW4H
?
No.1637
And you guys r gonna hate me, but I have to run to the grocery store right now. I'm serious, I'm being irritatingly waited on. I'll be back asap.
23ioI
?
No.1638
1651
[1d20 = 8]
>>1635
Jump to the underside of the Arm as he swings to avoid, but still advancing upwards
Anonymous
xoW4H
?
No.1640
For real, I'll b back.
Anonymous
xoW4H
?
No.1644
1645
>is back and still nothing from Torcuil. I had hoped.
Anonymous
jI+ER
?
No.1645
1646 1647
>>1644
Eh sorry m8
I turn to Thez askeing what the fucking hell is going on hout there
Anonymous
xoW4H
?
No.1646
>>1645
>(You)
No worries fam, no worries
jI+ER
?
No.1647
1648
[1d20 = 5]
>>1645
OH WAIT
sorry jist read the previous shit
I run out and roll to try abspell I learned from reading about the dias
Anonymous
xoW4H
?
No.1648
>>1647
>Use the Meme Torc
xoW4H
?
No.1649
1650
[1d20 = 9]


jI+ER
?
No.1650
1658
1NmKiZZ_d.jpg
[1d20 = 16]
>>1649
I roll to summon this strange creature I found in ny studys
I believe the books called him "Pe-pe"?
xoW4H
?
No.1651
1654
[2d20 = 32]
>>1638
You successfully climb atop the shoulder and make eye contact with the giant.
orxGN
?
No.1652
1653 1656
[1d20 = 16]
*slashes at giant thumb*
Mrs. Sentry
orxGN
?
No.1653
>>1652

23ioI
?
No.1654
1656
[1d20 = 9]
>>1651
*Tries to think of something memey to say, but can't, so Trumpaladin jumps up and lunges at the eye with his sword in a stabbing motion
orxGN
?
No.1655
1657
[1d20 = 12]
*still slashing out of habit*
Anonymous
xoW4H
?
No.1656
>>1652
You're sticking out of the shoulder, the thumb isnt in range.
>>1654
His sword tangles in the giant's eyelashes and fail to pierce the eye
xoW4H
?
No.1657
1660
[1d20 = 14]
>>1655
That's the spirit.
Like a burrowing insect, Tracy begins to tear at the flesh around her.
Meanwhile, Trump dashes headlong at his foe. Clinging to his opponent's face, he gets swatted.
<SMACK>

Anonymous
jI+ER
?
No.1658
1659
>>1650
>>1650
So how my summon going?
Anonymous
xoW4H
?
No.1659
1662
>>1658
Nothing seems to have happened
Mrs. Sentry
orxGN
?
No.1660
1665
>>1657
*Still cutting*
"Flashy?!"
xoW4H
?
No.1661
[1d20 = 1]

jI+ER
?
No.1662
[1d20 = 9]
>>1659
Awwwwwww fug
Uhh lets see giants is some time of weird ass lava beast
I ROLL FOR IRMA TO HIT THE GIANT
xoW4H
?
No.1663
[1d100 = 3]

orxGN
?
No.1664
[1d20 = 9]
*Burrowing into shoulder like a fucking botfly*
"You're a big guy, aren't you?"
xoW4H
?
No.1665
1666
[5d6 = 15]
>>1660
Your giant attempts to smack you, but in the process overbalances its self, and in the process of trying to right its self falls flat on one of your knives. You're quite safe and sound, but it seems dazed from the fall.
orxGN
?
No.1666
1667
[1d20 = 12]
>>1665
*Instinctively goes for neck arteries*
xoW4H
?
No.1667
[5d6 = 25]
>>1666
>And blood did reign down upon Tracy,... again,... as is Satan's will. The giant fumbles around both to try and swat the attacker and to staunch the bloodflow, but ultimately succeeding at neither and failing at both.
xoW4H
?
No.1668
[1d20 = 1]

orxGN
?
No.1669
1672
[1d20 = 13]
*cuts deeper*
xoW4H
?
No.1670
1673
[1d20 = 18]
Meanwhile in the distance, a boulder can be seen to lift for a moment, then reorient its self. Its still for a moment, when can be heard a: "HUUUAHHHHH!"
The boulder spins a bit and lifts high into the air before crashing down upon its original position.
orxGN
?
No.1671
[1d20 = 3]
*Jams knife between disks in spinal cord*
xoW4H
?
No.1672
[1d20 = 11]
>>1669
You can go deeper, but its dead. All that remains is the one vs. Trump. Oh, and the Hydra
>ROOOOOOOOAAAAAARRRRRRR
This particular hydra has 7 heads and a particularly thick shell plating.
jI+ER
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No.1673
1674 1676
[1d20 = 15]
>>1670
>taps watch waiting for succsess of spell
jI+ER
?
No.1674
1675
[1d20 = 4]
>>1673
Ahh shit, now its a hydra
/cancel spell last
Anyway
Um
Roll for fireball?
orxGN
?
No.1675
1680
[1d20 = 17]
*Crawls out of giant's body, like a hatching maggot, licking lips in Frenzy*
"Fucking pussy!"
Makes a rush towards where I sensed Flashy earlier*
>>1674
>implying you can cancel meme magic
Anonymous
xoW4H
?
No.1676
>>1673
>From behind him crusader Pepe walks and says (with exactly that expression)
What the hell am I supposed to do. Do I look like I'm suited for this situation? No, I'm a parody of this situation. SMH.

orxGN
?
No.1677
1679
[1d20 = 10]
*Continues to gallop towards the spot where, Flashy landed*
"Flashy! Are you alright?!"
Anonymous
xoW4H
?
No.1678
>The boulder that lifted up earlier and then comedically (in context) came crashing down where it began lifts its self up again, this time landing safely to the side.
"Oh hell no!"
>Thez jumps up from the spot and then disappears
Anonymous
xoW4H
?
No.1679
1681
>>1677
Well, he got smacked good and hard, but he hasn't lost his footing. You do arrive at the feet of the giant who he's standing on though
jI+ER
?
No.1680
1681
[1d20 = 9]
>>1675
>pepe was summoned
>cant cancel
Well that means
>looks at horizen
Well fuck me
RRRRRUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNN
orxGN
?
No.1681
1682
[1d20 = 14]
>>1679
*Makes slash at sinews, but continues towards the point where flashy landed*
>>1680
"Dumb frog-summoner!"
jI+ER
?
No.1682
1684
[1d20 = 6]
>>1681
OI FUCK OF WANKSTAIN
Pepe, can you do anything to help?
23ioI
?
No.1683
1685
[1d20 = 4]
Falling down onto the shoulder, Trump aims his sword at an artery, then drives it into the neck of the giant
Anonymous
xoW4H
?
No.1684
1687
>>1682
I'd try a meme that in some way disparages the giant, is ironically themed to parody the scenario, or express some aspect of the desired outcome (ex. Pence memes might cast lightning?)


xoW4H
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No.1685
1688
[2d20 = 15]
>>1683
Again a miss
OAg7t
?
No.1686
[1d20 = 20]
AAAAAND... There goes my wifi

Anyway, diregard that "point where he landed" part.
Just go for the sinews.
jI+ER
?
No.1687
1690
[1d20 = 7]
>>1684
I pull out beans and try to infuse them with magic
Sadly I dont have acsess to my meme statch right now
23ioI
?
No.1688
[1d20 = 2]
>>1685
Crouched down with one hand on the shoulder for stability, Trump trusts with all of his effort again at the giant's neck
Anonymous
xoW4H
?
No.1689
1691
Taking a stab in the ankle and still barely fending off the guy at his throat, the giant decides he's had enough of this and runs off, releasing the mechanism restraining the hydra... and taking Trump with him.
Mrs. Sentry
orxGN
?
No.1690
1692
>>1687
The memes are inside you, Anon.
orxGN
?
No.1691
1694
[1d20 = 18]
>>1689
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*gallops off after husbando-stealing giant at breakneck speed*
Anonymous
jI+ER
?
No.1692
1694 1701
>>1690
Thanks for the encouragement
But theyre actually in my hard drive

ANYONE GOT A SLING?
23ioI
?
No.1693
1694
[1d20 = 12]
Having had enough himself, Trump tries to find a way to jump down off of the giant
Anonymous
xoW4H
?
No.1694
1696
>>1693
Trump makes steady progress, climbing down along the giant's back to avoid getting hit by passing vegetation.
>>1691
Is able to keep pace but not quite catch the giant
>>1692
Pepe:. . .
orxGN
?
No.1695
[1d20 = 2]
*Anger grows*
Anonymous
jI+ER
?
No.1696
>>1694
Stupid frog
Whats the status of that hurricane?
Anonymous
xoW4H
?
No.1697
1699
The hydra, loosed from its bonds begins to thrash its various necs around before orienting eerily simulatneously at Torcuil. It charges at him.
Mrs. Sentry
orxGN
?
No.1698
1700
Remember, it's just a snek.
Anonymous
xoW4H
?
No.1699
1701
1504981632803-3.png
>>1697
If I were you, and I were trying to summon Irma, I might start with this one, taken from one of the main page threads. Xp
jI+ER
?
No.1700
[1d20 = 5]
>>1698
>snek
I roll to step on snek
Mrs. Sentry
FYOt7
?
No.1701
1703 1705
ybmgh.jpg
>>1692
>>1699
Learn to rhyme.
xoW4H
?
No.1702
1704 1706
[2d20 = 32]
Having run a decent distance away, the giant w/ Trump comes screeching to a halt, grabbing at Trump with both hands.
Mrs. Sentry
FYOt7
?
No.1703
>>1701
Did not mean to post that...
23ioI
?
No.1704
1707
[1d20 = 12]
>>1702
Aww Hell no. I was going to let the fucker go but now it's STAB SLASH AND STAB at the giant's hands
Anonymous
jI+ER
?
No.1705
1708 1713
>>1701
>rhymes
Im not a fuckin bard
FYOt7
?
No.1706
1709
[1d20 = 1]
>>1702
*Catches up to giant, and searches for a weak point, knife in maw*
xoW4H
?
No.1707
[1d100 = 44]
>>1704
Uhm,... he miss with one hand but critted with the other
Anonymous
xoW4H
?
No.1708
>>1705
>no u anon
Mrs. Sentry
FYOt7
?
No.1709
>>1706
Fuck!
Didn't even mean to roll..
xoW4H
?
No.1710
[2d20 = 17]

Anonymous
xoW4H
?
No.1711
1712
Trump is not doing so well. He's still holding on, and he still has his sword (his shield was lost somewhere along the way) but he's still fighting, he's still in it to win it, and he's gonna make wherever the hell this is great again.
He makes his way to the ground as Tracy positions herself for a strike.
23ioI
?
No.1712
1714
[1d20 = 3]
>>1711
Stabs the fucker in the ankle. Right, dead center of the bone so it kind of bounces off and into the surrounding tendons, and once it is buried, positions himself on top of the foot and slice through the rest of the ankle like through a watermelon
Anonymous
xoW4H
?
No.1713
1718
>>1705
>"No U" anon!
The Hydra is almost upon Torcuil, its many heads eagerly ready to snap down
xoW4H
?
No.1714
1717
[1d20 = 16]
>>1712
>catches against a rivet on the giant's boot.
"THERE YOU ARE!"
The giant stomps down.
orxGN
?
No.1715
[1d20 = 12]
*takes out two more knives to triple wield*
*Lunges for the sinew in left leg*
"DON'T. TOUCH. MY. FLASHY!!!"
Anonymous
xoW4H
?
No.1716
"NO U!!"
Like a bolt from the sky, Thez streaks down punching through and into the giant's skull cavity. The giant stumbles to the side for a moment, and then collapses in a heap.
23ioI
?
No.1717
1720 1723
[1d20 = 17]
>>1714
Trump says "fuck it," and walks away from the giant and going towards the building, with vegetation and Tracy allowing his exit
jI+ER
?
No.1718
[1d20 = 11]
>>1713
I cast teleportation
I move the giant so it will step on big snek
If the foot is detached Ill just take that
Anonymous
xoW4H
?
No.1719
1723
At the same time Tracy circumstantially learns a 3-hit combo on the giant's leg

Anonymous
xoW4H
?
No.1720
1721
>>1717
Plz note, most of the rolls I'm making are for things that are going to happen, not what is happening.
jI+ER
?
No.1721
1722
[1d20 = 11]
>>1720
Under stood
But do I step on snek?
xoW4H
?
No.1722
1725
[7d20 = 59]
Thez crawls out of the giant's fractured skull as the Hydra bears down on Torc.
>>1721
You step on snek.
orxGN
?
No.1723
1728
[1d20 = 19]
>>1719
>>1717
Disappointed at seeing someone else take her kill, Tracy merely glares at Thez, before continuing after her husbando, before he gets himself killed. She thinks to inquire Thez about wtf is going on, but she's got bigger fish to fry.
"You're not going without me, buster!"
She yells, as she pursues him, covered in blood."
xoW4H
?
No.1724
[1d100 = 30]
Okay wait a second. Nah, that doesn't happen.
>sigh
Okkay. In its anticipation of eating the tasty morsel that has presented itself, somehow it failed. I'm not even sure how to describe how it failed so we'll just go with the dice
Anonymous
jI+ER
?
No.1725
1726
>>1722
I book it while multi snek
Yells "I SPECIFICLY REQUESTED THE OPPISITE OF THIS"
Anonymous
xoW4H
?
No.1726
1731
>>1725
You increase from 6ish feet tall to 25ish feet tall (proportionately)
Anonymous
xoW4H
?
No.1727
Okay, so the Hydra bites its self, and then gets in an argument with its self about who's fault it was and loses all actions for the round
orxGN
?
No.1728
1729 1730
[1d20 = 8]
>>1723
Rolling to tackle (hug) Flashy, to the ground, as he runs like a cowering faggot.
xoW4H
?
No.1729
[1d20 = 2]
>>1728
You succeed in attaching yourself to him, but he is still quite upright and stable.
The Hydra looks at Torcuil as a threat rather than prey and adopts a more cautious posture lashing out only with a couple of its heads.
Trumpaladin
23ioI
?
No.1730
>>1728
>Turns to stop Tracy with his hand
"The fight is over"
Anonymous
jI+ER
?
No.1731
1732 1735
>>1726
UH GUYS, A LITTLE HELP OVER HERE?
Anonymous
xoW4H
?
No.1732
>>1731
>he says fending of first one snapping head, then another
orxGN
?
No.1733
1734 1736
[1d20 = 1]
>in reference to Torcuil..
*panting*
"H-he's a big guy..!"