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>>372061
>New video on us!
Fasces kicking the polacks to the curb had the effect of denying ammo to the video creator. Then Buttercup Dew took most of that slanderous hit piece. I'm sending Butter an email right away.
>New video on us!
Fasces kicking the polacks to the curb had the effect of denying ammo to the video creator. Then Buttercup Dew took most of that slanderous hit piece. I'm sending Butter an email right away.
>>372061
I love how having the same political views as most people 25 years ago makes us alt right LOL yesterday's regular guy is today's alt right extremist
I love how having the same political views as most people 25 years ago makes us alt right LOL yesterday's regular guy is today's alt right extremist
>>372062
The funniest part in this instance is that, when saying as such, he showed the page about Aryanne on the Know Your Meme page. Thing is, if you go there, this is written out in plain text under the "Origin" section:
>The first image of Aryanne[4] to be uploaded to MLP image hosting site Derpibooru was submitted on February 14th, 2014, created by the artist randy.
Mind you, the page hasn't been updated in over 4 years, so it's not like it was edited in the making of the video or something.
My guess is that the creator got this claim from Turkey Tom's video, of which he is clearly aware of, as he uses a clip from it.
The funniest part in this instance is that, when saying as such, he showed the page about Aryanne on the Know Your Meme page. Thing is, if you go there, this is written out in plain text under the "Origin" section:
>The first image of Aryanne[4] to be uploaded to MLP image hosting site Derpibooru was submitted on February 14th, 2014, created by the artist randy.
Mind you, the page hasn't been updated in over 4 years, so it's not like it was edited in the making of the video or something.
My guess is that the creator got this claim from Turkey Tom's video, of which he is clearly aware of, as he uses a clip from it.
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House passes bill to codify antisemitism for hate speech prosecution.
https://www.congress.gov/bill/118th-congress/house-bill/6090/text
https://x.com/_Mama_Mia10/status/1785766914297311390
https://www.congress.gov/bill/118th-congress/house-bill/6090/text
https://x.com/_Mama_Mia10/status/1785766914297311390
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>>373132
Correct. Promoting is part of the practice, but that is the one thing they can't allow to occur because it will spread an ingrained idea of antisemitism. That's the whole point of the law, using their own imported Islamic hordes to justify the actions they wanted to take a long time ago.
Correct. Promoting is part of the practice, but that is the one thing they can't allow to occur because it will spread an ingrained idea of antisemitism. That's the whole point of the law, using their own imported Islamic hordes to justify the actions they wanted to take a long time ago.
>>373134
I think now that they've fucked up Israel, they're scrambling to ensure that the USA and Europe is going to be inhabitable for Jews going forward.
I think now that they've fucked up Israel, they're scrambling to ensure that the USA and Europe is going to be inhabitable for Jews going forward.
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>>373135
I don't agree, because why would they be importing even more Muslims here if that were the case? The White House is deliberating about sending in more refugees direct from Palestine and giving them houses. I believe that they aren't going to want to make this place home. They want the West to completely fall and raze it and then maybe build something over the remains.
I don't agree, because why would they be importing even more Muslims here if that were the case? The White House is deliberating about sending in more refugees direct from Palestine and giving them houses. I believe that they aren't going to want to make this place home. They want the West to completely fall and raze it and then maybe build something over the remains.
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>Gaetz
>Green
>AOC
>Crockett
>Boebert
>Omar
>Porter
What an alliance
>Green
>AOC
>Crockett
>Boebert
>Omar
>Porter
What an alliance
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Protestors at CUNY currently being forcibly removed by NYPD, National Guard has been requested
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>A jewish pro-Palestinian marcher says the quiet part out loud.
>"You're just a White person. Get out of here. We don't like White people. Free, free Palestine!"
>I know lots of people have been making the argument that these jews don't really support Palestine and they are only there to get White people to stop supporting Palestine and to that I can only laugh and say okay.
>That doesn't negate the fact that the *non-jewish* pro-Palestinians see White people as colonizers and the jewish pro-Palestinians see us as Nazis.
>"You're just a White person. Get out of here. We don't like White people. Free, free Palestine!"
>I know lots of people have been making the argument that these jews don't really support Palestine and they are only there to get White people to stop supporting Palestine and to that I can only laugh and say okay.
>That doesn't negate the fact that the *non-jewish* pro-Palestinians see White people as colonizers and the jewish pro-Palestinians see us as Nazis.
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>>373095
Doublethink move of this month: bestest goyim buddy deSantis signed a bill to "allow" removing CERTAIN HOME INVADERS, AKA 'squatters', but will most often be used against property owners that are attempting to remove squatters.
He's also pushing a bill in Florida that makes recording a (((policy enforcer))) a felony, and is waiting on another which will indemnify thin yellow liners from ANY city/county/state charges, let alone prosecution.
Let that sink in. ACAB wasn't a soycialist meme after all.
Doublethink move of this month: bestest goyim buddy deSantis signed a bill to "allow" removing CERTAIN HOME INVADERS, AKA 'squatters', but will most often be used against property owners that are attempting to remove squatters.
He's also pushing a bill in Florida that makes recording a (((policy enforcer))) a felony, and is waiting on another which will indemnify thin yellow liners from ANY city/county/state charges, let alone prosecution.
Let that sink in. ACAB wasn't a soycialist meme after all.
>>373110
Freemasons wearing a suit or a uniform have the same (((agenda))), to keep control at any cost.
Freemasons wearing a suit or a uniform have the same (((agenda))), to keep control at any cost.
>>373095
>>373111
Whoops. Apologies, correction: deSantis VETOED the bill to "allow" removing home invaders, AKA squatters. He referred to some useless fucking ADL/ACLU (((findings))) that "removing squatters is a human rights violation".
Do not ONLY point at the freemasons, the goodest goyim boiz, the fencesitters, and the cowardly cucks are supporting kikery. Malice is barely a 2% difference from ignorance.
>>373111
Whoops. Apologies, correction: deSantis VETOED the bill to "allow" removing home invaders, AKA squatters. He referred to some useless fucking ADL/ACLU (((findings))) that "removing squatters is a human rights violation".
Do not ONLY point at the freemasons, the goodest goyim boiz, the fencesitters, and the cowardly cucks are supporting kikery. Malice is barely a 2% difference from ignorance.
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Men and women under 30 are experiencing a rapidly growing ideological divide. Globally, data shows that women are becoming more liberal in their ideology. Conversely, men are becoming more conservative.
You cannot keep up a system that alienates young fighting age men on a mass scale. Eventually, those men will figure out that they can just use force and take what they want, and the henpecking HR schoolmarms will be powerless to stop them.
You cannot keep up a system that alienates young fighting age men on a mass scale. Eventually, those men will figure out that they can just use force and take what they want, and the henpecking HR schoolmarms will be powerless to stop them.
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>>373101
Not necessarily leftist women, just femcels.
I think they're fine overall, but I don't visit often because it's not for me. Nice to see altchans staying afloat.
Not necessarily leftist women, just femcels.
I think they're fine overall, but I don't visit often because it's not for me. Nice to see altchans staying afloat.
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Salutations, faggots. I have been in hibernation these last few months, but have once again entered my active cycle. I descend now from the heavens like a vengeful whirlwind, ready to tear down the pillars of this world and bring about the final violent close of our wretched Kali Yuga. Gaze upon my works, ye mighty, and despair. And by this I mean: I am about to take a gigantic steaming dump on yet another mediocre work of My Little Pony fanfiction written almost a decade ago.
>what is this?
You all know perfectly well what this is. For those of you that don't, I would prefer you remain eternally confused.
>why are you doing this?
Not even I know the answer to that anymore.
Previous Reviews:
Exchange
by getmeouttahere
>>>/mlpol/366626 →
Neo-Equestrian Obstetrics
by Kassaz
>>>/mlpol/348497 →
I.D.: That Indestructible Something
by Chatoyance
>>>/mlpol/342944 →
Our Girl Scootaloo
By Cozy Mark IV
>>>/mlpol/331344 →
Rainmetall (included in the Our Girl Scootaloo thread, post # indicates start point)
By /mlpol/'s very own Mexican Anon
>>>/mlpol/338993 →
The Best Night Ever
By Capn_Chryssalid
>>>/mlpol/327793 →
Fallout: Equestria
By kkat
>>>/mlpol/284789 →
The Sun & The Rose
By soulpillar
>>>/mlpol/269307 →
Friendship is Optimal (included in the Past Sins thread, post # indicates start point)
By Iceman
>>>/mlpol/266598 →
Past Sins
By Pen Stroke
>>>/mlpol/248482 →
Would it Matter if I Was?
By GaPJaxie
>>>/mlpol/202151 →
The Original Silver Star Threads:
(these threads are pretty chaotic and I don't begin "reviewing" until midway through, but they're an entertaining read if you have the patience to comb through them)
>>>/mlpol/165646 →
>>>/mlpol/166716 →
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Current Story:
Fallout Equestria: Project Horizons
by Somber
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/208056/fallout-equestria---project-horizons
Also, thanks to whatever drawfag created the OP image; it's been one of my favorites for awhile now. At least I'm assuming it was one of our drawfags. It would be a pretty bizarre coincidence if some random derpi artist had drawn something that hyper-specific by pure chance.
>what is this?
You all know perfectly well what this is. For those of you that don't, I would prefer you remain eternally confused.
>why are you doing this?
Not even I know the answer to that anymore.
Previous Reviews:
Exchange
by getmeouttahere
>>>/mlpol/366626 →
Neo-Equestrian Obstetrics
by Kassaz
>>>/mlpol/348497 →
I.D.: That Indestructible Something
by Chatoyance
>>>/mlpol/342944 →
Our Girl Scootaloo
By Cozy Mark IV
>>>/mlpol/331344 →
Rainmetall (included in the Our Girl Scootaloo thread, post # indicates start point)
By /mlpol/'s very own Mexican Anon
>>>/mlpol/338993 →
The Best Night Ever
By Capn_Chryssalid
>>>/mlpol/327793 →
Fallout: Equestria
By kkat
>>>/mlpol/284789 →
The Sun & The Rose
By soulpillar
>>>/mlpol/269307 →
Friendship is Optimal (included in the Past Sins thread, post # indicates start point)
By Iceman
>>>/mlpol/266598 →
Past Sins
By Pen Stroke
>>>/mlpol/248482 →
Would it Matter if I Was?
By GaPJaxie
>>>/mlpol/202151 →
The Original Silver Star Threads:
(these threads are pretty chaotic and I don't begin "reviewing" until midway through, but they're an entertaining read if you have the patience to comb through them)
>>>/mlpol/165646 →
>>>/mlpol/166716 →
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
Current Story:
Fallout Equestria: Project Horizons
by Somber
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/208056/fallout-equestria---project-horizons
Also, thanks to whatever drawfag created the OP image; it's been one of my favorites for awhile now. At least I'm assuming it was one of our drawfags. It would be a pretty bizarre coincidence if some random derpi artist had drawn something that hyper-specific by pure chance.
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>>373098
Alright, so. I'm assuming most people at least know this fic by reputation, which is the only way I know it. As with every other fic I've reviewed, I'm going into this one more or less blind. The only thing I really know about it is that apparently it is Fallout: Equestria amped up to eleven: more blood, more cum, more edge, more insanity. And, last but probably far from least: more words.
Yes, that's right, you heard right. This story clocks in at an impressive 1,780,334 words. To put this in perspective, the original Fallout: Equestria by kkat, which is literally longer than War and Peace, clocks in at a mere 620,295 words. To put it in even more perspective, In Search of Lost Time by Marcel Proust, which as far as I'm aware is still officially the longest novel ever written, is only 1,267,069 words long.
There are 77 chapters in total, with multiple chapters exceeding 30,000 words and most chapters averaging somewhere in the 20,000 range. This is by far the longest thing I've ever attempted to tackle, and I honestly can't promise I will actually finish it. However, I intend to give it the ol' college try. And, much like Captain Ahab pursuing his white whale in a famous story penned by literary limpdick Herman Melville, who only managed to squeeze out a pathetic 206,052 words; hardly a match for a virile stallion like Somber, I will do everything in my power to drag all of you sad sacks down into the watery abyss with me, as I pursue this mad and probably hopeless quest.
I will see you on the other side, gentlemen. May God have mercy on our souls.
Chapter 1: Inception
>Fallout Equestria: Project Horizons
>By Somber
>Chapter 1: Inception
Well, this is off to a great start. Protip: no matter how your story is formatted and/or published, the odds are good that the title and author will be made apparent to whoever is reading it. You don't need to include this information in the text itself. Viewing this on fimfic, we can just scroll up a little and see what the book is called and who wrote it. To get the chapter title, we don't even have to do that much; it's literally written on the line directly above where the text begins. Perhaps Somber thought his chapter title was just so amazing that the reader would want to read it again immediately after having read it the first time. Snark aside, I understand that this text wasn't originally published on FimFiction, and the author probably just copypasted it directly from a google doc. However, would it have killed him to put a little effort into formatting?
Anyway, what the fuck. Here's the actual opening line for the story:
>“Once upon a time, in the magical land of Equestria…”
Well, at least he's not starting us off with a cliche.
And speaking of, here's the next line:
>War. War never changes.
Well, in Somber's defense, I'm pretty sure anyone writing a Fallout Equestria story is contractually obligated to include both of those lines somewhere in the text. At least he got them out of the way early on.
Incidentally, this well-worn Fallout trope is a bit misleading. War actually changes quite a bit; in fact I'd say it changes almost constantly. as an aside, I've actually been doing a bit of research on the Fallout series since I last delved into one of these. I even played a bit of the first game.
Anyway, what the fuck. Instead of nitpicking every single sentence, I should probably take a look at these statements in context. Here is the actual opening paragraph:
>War. War never changes. It had consumed our home, a war fought by foreign aggressors until great and terrible magics had been unleashed to burn all the world to ash and dust. Only our constant devotion to the Princesses had carried us through that terrible war, just as our unwavering faith in the Overmare maintained our continued survival within the earth. Trust in the Overmare; obey the Overmare.
As opening paragraphs go, this one probably works well enough. It reads like a cutscene intro from a Fallout game, and sets the tone for the rest of the story. However, the transition to the next paragraph is a bit jarring:
>The grating buzz of my alarm yanked me away from sleep. I stuck my left foreleg out from under the blankets, away from my head, felt around for the end table next to the bed, found it, and proceeded to whack my PipBuck against the tabletop until the right button was hit and the noise stopped.
Written this way, the intro paragraph reads like it's supposed to be part of the narration. So, in other words, the story so far goes like this: our protagonist mare is lying in bed, narrating the backstory of the world she lives in to herself for some reason, when suddenly her alarm goes off.
Anyway, what the fuck. Our protagonist, whose name is Blackjack, is awakened by her alarm clock one morning. We learn immediately that she lives in a place called Stable 99, and that life here is highly regimented.
>I had half an hour to wash, half an hour to eat, and an hour to report to my duty station. The same as it had been every day since I’d gotten my cutie mark.
Honestly, for a militarized dystopian hellhole, two hours to get ready in the morning is pretty generous.
Anyway, she rummages around, gets dressed, and heads down to the showers. On the way, she passes some murals that give us some insight into the setting:
>‘We are all the Overmare’s foals’ declared the caption of one picture of an abstract white unicorn hugging dozens of tiny ponies in her hooves. Another showed one lone weeping mare under the caption ‘Selfishness Separates’.
In all fairness, I will actually give this author some credit. So far, this story has a much stronger opening than the original FoE did. Kkat's story opened with a long infodump about PipBucks that had my eyes glazing over by the second paragraph. This one gets right to the point: here's our character, here's where she lives, here's what she's doing. Zero preamble, just action.
Alright, so. I'm assuming most people at least know this fic by reputation, which is the only way I know it. As with every other fic I've reviewed, I'm going into this one more or less blind. The only thing I really know about it is that apparently it is Fallout: Equestria amped up to eleven: more blood, more cum, more edge, more insanity. And, last but probably far from least: more words.
Yes, that's right, you heard right. This story clocks in at an impressive 1,780,334 words. To put this in perspective, the original Fallout: Equestria by kkat, which is literally longer than War and Peace, clocks in at a mere 620,295 words. To put it in even more perspective, In Search of Lost Time by Marcel Proust, which as far as I'm aware is still officially the longest novel ever written, is only 1,267,069 words long.
There are 77 chapters in total, with multiple chapters exceeding 30,000 words and most chapters averaging somewhere in the 20,000 range. This is by far the longest thing I've ever attempted to tackle, and I honestly can't promise I will actually finish it. However, I intend to give it the ol' college try. And, much like Captain Ahab pursuing his white whale in a famous story penned by literary limpdick Herman Melville, who only managed to squeeze out a pathetic 206,052 words; hardly a match for a virile stallion like Somber, I will do everything in my power to drag all of you sad sacks down into the watery abyss with me, as I pursue this mad and probably hopeless quest.
I will see you on the other side, gentlemen. May God have mercy on our souls.
Chapter 1: Inception
>Fallout Equestria: Project Horizons
>By Somber
>Chapter 1: Inception
Well, this is off to a great start. Protip: no matter how your story is formatted and/or published, the odds are good that the title and author will be made apparent to whoever is reading it. You don't need to include this information in the text itself. Viewing this on fimfic, we can just scroll up a little and see what the book is called and who wrote it. To get the chapter title, we don't even have to do that much; it's literally written on the line directly above where the text begins. Perhaps Somber thought his chapter title was just so amazing that the reader would want to read it again immediately after having read it the first time. Snark aside, I understand that this text wasn't originally published on FimFiction, and the author probably just copypasted it directly from a google doc. However, would it have killed him to put a little effort into formatting?
Anyway, what the fuck. Here's the actual opening line for the story:
>“Once upon a time, in the magical land of Equestria…”
Well, at least he's not starting us off with a cliche.
And speaking of, here's the next line:
>War. War never changes.
Well, in Somber's defense, I'm pretty sure anyone writing a Fallout Equestria story is contractually obligated to include both of those lines somewhere in the text. At least he got them out of the way early on.
Incidentally, this well-worn Fallout trope is a bit misleading. War actually changes quite a bit; in fact I'd say it changes almost constantly. as an aside, I've actually been doing a bit of research on the Fallout series since I last delved into one of these. I even played a bit of the first game.
Anyway, what the fuck. Instead of nitpicking every single sentence, I should probably take a look at these statements in context. Here is the actual opening paragraph:
>War. War never changes. It had consumed our home, a war fought by foreign aggressors until great and terrible magics had been unleashed to burn all the world to ash and dust. Only our constant devotion to the Princesses had carried us through that terrible war, just as our unwavering faith in the Overmare maintained our continued survival within the earth. Trust in the Overmare; obey the Overmare.
As opening paragraphs go, this one probably works well enough. It reads like a cutscene intro from a Fallout game, and sets the tone for the rest of the story. However, the transition to the next paragraph is a bit jarring:
>The grating buzz of my alarm yanked me away from sleep. I stuck my left foreleg out from under the blankets, away from my head, felt around for the end table next to the bed, found it, and proceeded to whack my PipBuck against the tabletop until the right button was hit and the noise stopped.
Written this way, the intro paragraph reads like it's supposed to be part of the narration. So, in other words, the story so far goes like this: our protagonist mare is lying in bed, narrating the backstory of the world she lives in to herself for some reason, when suddenly her alarm goes off.
Anyway, what the fuck. Our protagonist, whose name is Blackjack, is awakened by her alarm clock one morning. We learn immediately that she lives in a place called Stable 99, and that life here is highly regimented.
>I had half an hour to wash, half an hour to eat, and an hour to report to my duty station. The same as it had been every day since I’d gotten my cutie mark.
Honestly, for a militarized dystopian hellhole, two hours to get ready in the morning is pretty generous.
Anyway, she rummages around, gets dressed, and heads down to the showers. On the way, she passes some murals that give us some insight into the setting:
>‘We are all the Overmare’s foals’ declared the caption of one picture of an abstract white unicorn hugging dozens of tiny ponies in her hooves. Another showed one lone weeping mare under the caption ‘Selfishness Separates’.
In all fairness, I will actually give this author some credit. So far, this story has a much stronger opening than the original FoE did. Kkat's story opened with a long infodump about PipBucks that had my eyes glazing over by the second paragraph. This one gets right to the point: here's our character, here's where she lives, here's what she's doing. Zero preamble, just action.
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Welcome back.
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You can't make this shit up.
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>>372940
yep, generally used as an illustration on twitter. turns out mspaint classic is the best tool for this job.
yep, generally used as an illustration on twitter. turns out mspaint classic is the best tool for this job.
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4/20/2024 was the beginning of the end of times
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>>373081
Her father, Carlos(lol) Sheinbaum Yoselevitz, was a kike and a member of the Mexican Communist Party.
>>373078
99% sure she's going to win. Her party "MORENA" has given more free gibs and bux than anyone before them. Rumors say they've depleted most emergency funds. You know, third-world nation with weak ass central government attempting to become Sweden. Interesting times indeed.
Her father, Carlos(lol) Sheinbaum Yoselevitz, was a kike and a member of the Mexican Communist Party.
>>373078
99% sure she's going to win. Her party "MORENA" has given more free gibs and bux than anyone before them. Rumors say they've depleted most emergency funds. You know, third-world nation with weak ass central government attempting to become Sweden. Interesting times indeed.
>>372991
>Truth is, if you vote at all, chances are you believe you do have a tiny bit of power.
Good point.
>Truth is, if you vote at all, chances are you believe you do have a tiny bit of power.
Good point.
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It's over.
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>>372542
Only if you believe Jewish narratives and only if you believe that the modern asiatic mongrels in Eastern Europe today are equivalent to their ancestors who lived before Ghengis and Atilla
Only if you believe Jewish narratives and only if you believe that the modern asiatic mongrels in Eastern Europe today are equivalent to their ancestors who lived before Ghengis and Atilla
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Japan lost when the US launched their economic war on them in the 80s and threw them into the "lost decade" that is still lasting on.
They took it up the ass and thanked the US for it.
No self-preservation. Perfect submissive cattle.
Nowadays they aren't the world leading prosperous high-tech nation anymore - like they used to - but the tentacle porn country.
It is honestly surprising me that it took them this long to join the mass-immigration train.
They took it up the ass and thanked the US for it.
No self-preservation. Perfect submissive cattle.
Nowadays they aren't the world leading prosperous high-tech nation anymore - like they used to - but the tentacle porn country.
It is honestly surprising me that it took them this long to join the mass-immigration train.
>>372552
“Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness.”
― Oscar Wilde
>it still works for me
Whatever you say.
>The Portuguese were once white, but they've been mongrelized into oblivion. You don't want them mixing with actual Whites.
Does it sound familiar strips and starts? Do you get why I'm chewing you out yet?
>pic unrelated
“Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness.”
― Oscar Wilde
>it still works for me
Whatever you say.
>The Portuguese were once white, but they've been mongrelized into oblivion. You don't want them mixing with actual Whites.
Does it sound familiar strips and starts? Do you get why I'm chewing you out yet?
>pic unrelated
Lol, I'm not a weeb. Fuck slavtards tho. I hope more and moar die in jewkraine.
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/mlpolit/
Anonymous
bT1BE
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No.179533
Post what books your reading /mlpol/.
Also don't think we've made a must book list so guess if your into that post which books you think are must reads for /mlpol/.
Personally I think everyone should read Evola's works currently working my way through them now. Really looking forward to reading his thoughts and criticisms on national socialism and fascism.
Also don't think we've made a must book list so guess if your into that post which books you think are must reads for /mlpol/.
Personally I think everyone should read Evola's works currently working my way through them now. Really looking forward to reading his thoughts and criticisms on national socialism and fascism.
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The Real Banned Book list.
Multiple authors have been died for, and too many in the UK and Austria have been jailed for.
Multiple authors have been died for, and too many in the UK and Austria have been jailed for.
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Book title: The jews and ritual murders of christian babies A theological and legal study
Author: Lyutostansky Ippolit Iosifovich
Year: 1911
>Contrary to the universally held and politically correct opinion, Jewish ritual murders are not an "anti-Semitic prejudice" or an "evil blood libel" which originated in the dark Middle Ages, but are quite real and have existed for about 1,000 years. Nor is it true that confessions to such murders were always extorted under torture.
>The reality of Jewish ritual murders, perpetrated by religious fanatics from the sect of the Hasidim, has been repeatedly proven in modern trials using modern rules of evidence, as it happened so many times in the Russian Empire in the 19th and early 20th century, before this country succumbed to Judeo-Bolshevik tyranny in 1917.
>The present short book was written by Lyutostansky Ippolit Iosifovich in 1911. Brief information on this and other ritual murder cases - which occurred both in Russia and abroad - is presented here. This brochure will become a valuable addition to the library of anyone interested in the Jewish question in general and Jewish ritual murders in particular.
Author: Lyutostansky Ippolit Iosifovich
Year: 1911
>Contrary to the universally held and politically correct opinion, Jewish ritual murders are not an "anti-Semitic prejudice" or an "evil blood libel" which originated in the dark Middle Ages, but are quite real and have existed for about 1,000 years. Nor is it true that confessions to such murders were always extorted under torture.
>The reality of Jewish ritual murders, perpetrated by religious fanatics from the sect of the Hasidim, has been repeatedly proven in modern trials using modern rules of evidence, as it happened so many times in the Russian Empire in the 19th and early 20th century, before this country succumbed to Judeo-Bolshevik tyranny in 1917.
>The present short book was written by Lyutostansky Ippolit Iosifovich in 1911. Brief information on this and other ritual murder cases - which occurred both in Russia and abroad - is presented here. This brochure will become a valuable addition to the library of anyone interested in the Jewish question in general and Jewish ritual murders in particular.
Currently reading the Servile State by Hilaire Belloc
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Gentlemen, behold!
I have returned, and assuming that interest in these threads continues, I will henceforth be resuming my review series, though I am altering my approach slightly. I will explain below.
>What the hell is this?!?
These threads first began as a mostly humorous response to a certain obnoxious British poster who shall remain nameless. Way back in the bygone days of 2018, this individual attempted to shill a fanfiction he'd written by starting not one but two threads about it. The response to his opus was almost universally negative, and unfortunately he was not the sort of person who handled criticism well. The resultant shitflinging war would become known in the annals of /mlpol/ history as Glimmergate II.
This unnamed individual's intense autism eventually became so repellent that I took it upon myself to go through his work line by line and tell him, quite explicitly, everything that was wrong with it. This turned out to be a much larger project than I'd envisioned, and it ultimately took several months to complete. Due to the author's fixation with Starlight Glimmer, which formed the center of the controversy, I adopted Glim Glam as a moniker.
I started the project under the assumption that it was just a bit of funposting that would run its course and then end. As far as literary criticism went, I was mostly just blowing smoke out of my ass and having a giggle; I assumed that sooner or later the drama would die down and my tripfagging would get annoying. As such, the original plan was to finish what I had to say about Silver Star Apple and the Search for More Money, Love, The Meaning of Life, and Magical Cards, and then let "Glim Glam" drift quietly off into the sunset as long as I'm spilling my guts here I might as well come clean: I was also the guy who was tripfagging as King Battlebrit.
However, for whatever reason, people formed an impression that I actually had some idea of what the fuck I was talking about when it came to books, and so I received several requests from various Anons to review more fimfiction stories. After doing a couple of these, I realized I enjoyed reviewing stories, and also that as a writer I was learning a surprising amount from these authors mistakes, and thus Glim Glam's Infinite Ham-Slam was born.
My previous reviews are listed below, in reverse chronological order:
Neo-Equestrian Obstetrics
by Kassaz
>>>/mlpol/348497 →
I.D.: That Indestructible Something
by Chatoyance
>>>/mlpol/342944 →
Our Girl Scootaloo
By Cozy Mark IV
>>>/mlpol/331344 →
Rainmetall (included in the Our Girl Scootaloo thread, post # indicates start point)
By /mlpol/'s very own Mexican Anon
>>>/mlpol/338993 →
The Best Night Ever
By Capn_Chryssalid
>>>/mlpol/327793 →
Fallout: Equestria
By kkat
>>>/mlpol/284789 →
The Sun & The Rose
By soulpillar
>>>/mlpol/269307 →
Friendship is Optimal (included in the Past Sins thread, post # indicates start point)
By Iceman
>>>/mlpol/266598 →
Past Sins
By Pen Stroke
>>>/mlpol/248482 →
Would it Matter if I Was?
By GaPJaxie
>>>/mlpol/202151 →
The Original Silver Star Threads:
(these threads are pretty chaotic and I don't begin "reviewing" until midway through, but they're an entertaining read if you have the patience to comb through them)
>>>/mlpol/165646 →
>>>/mlpol/166716 →
>No, seriously, what the hell is this?!?
To my eternal surprise, these threads have not only continued to generate interest here, but I've also had a couple of odd people from outside the site wander in and ask me to review things. A couple of anons have said that my comments on a few stories might be of value to the MLP fan community at large, and have suggested that I reformat them to make them a little more...palatable.
Again, when I first began this project, I assumed these were mostly just shitposts being written on a site that few people bothered to visit, and as such I had no compunctions about peppering them with vulgarity and slurs because really, if you can't use the internet to anonymously hurl epithets at a complete stranger, then what is it even for?. With a couple of exceptions, most of the stories I've reviewed are well-known, well-loved stories written by horse-famous authors. As such, I feel like I've mostly been punching up, and I make absolutely no apology for any comments I've made about how god-awful most of this dreck actually is when you examine it closely.
However, in a slightly broader scope, asking someone from the more genteel quarters of the fandom to comb through page after page of me calling Pen Stroke a faggot may be a rather tall order, particularly if they are unfamiliar with the way imageboards work. So, I have decided to make the following changes to my approach:
1. These threads will still be done in the same read-and-react format to which you are all accustomed, and in general not much is going to change. However, I am going to make a conscious effort to make my commentary a smad less obscene no promises, but I do intend to try, and I am also going to try to get through individual stories more quickly (especially the long ones).
2. I will also be hosting an off-site blog (currently in development, link will be posted when it's ready) containing truncated reviews of select stories, reformatted to be more accessible to the broader MLP fandom and fanfiction community. Reviews posted to this blog will be formatted like normal articles, and will be a summation of my thoughts on the fics being discussed, rather than a long, meandering read-through, and will contain 20% fewer gay jokes and ethnic slurs. Updates will be posted as the project progresses.
Now then, with all of that out of the way...
Current Story:
Exchange
by getmeouttahere
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/169217/exchange
requested by that anon who keeps bugging me about it
I have returned, and assuming that interest in these threads continues, I will henceforth be resuming my review series, though I am altering my approach slightly. I will explain below.
>What the hell is this?!?
These threads first began as a mostly humorous response to a certain obnoxious British poster who shall remain nameless. Way back in the bygone days of 2018, this individual attempted to shill a fanfiction he'd written by starting not one but two threads about it. The response to his opus was almost universally negative, and unfortunately he was not the sort of person who handled criticism well. The resultant shitflinging war would become known in the annals of /mlpol/ history as Glimmergate II.
This unnamed individual's intense autism eventually became so repellent that I took it upon myself to go through his work line by line and tell him, quite explicitly, everything that was wrong with it. This turned out to be a much larger project than I'd envisioned, and it ultimately took several months to complete. Due to the author's fixation with Starlight Glimmer, which formed the center of the controversy, I adopted Glim Glam as a moniker.
I started the project under the assumption that it was just a bit of funposting that would run its course and then end. As far as literary criticism went, I was mostly just blowing smoke out of my ass and having a giggle; I assumed that sooner or later the drama would die down and my tripfagging would get annoying. As such, the original plan was to finish what I had to say about Silver Star Apple and the Search for More Money, Love, The Meaning of Life, and Magical Cards, and then let "Glim Glam" drift quietly off into the sunset as long as I'm spilling my guts here I might as well come clean: I was also the guy who was tripfagging as King Battlebrit.
However, for whatever reason, people formed an impression that I actually had some idea of what the fuck I was talking about when it came to books, and so I received several requests from various Anons to review more fimfiction stories. After doing a couple of these, I realized I enjoyed reviewing stories, and also that as a writer I was learning a surprising amount from these authors mistakes, and thus Glim Glam's Infinite Ham-Slam was born.
My previous reviews are listed below, in reverse chronological order:
Neo-Equestrian Obstetrics
by Kassaz
>>>/mlpol/348497 →
I.D.: That Indestructible Something
by Chatoyance
>>>/mlpol/342944 →
Our Girl Scootaloo
By Cozy Mark IV
>>>/mlpol/331344 →
Rainmetall (included in the Our Girl Scootaloo thread, post # indicates start point)
By /mlpol/'s very own Mexican Anon
>>>/mlpol/338993 →
The Best Night Ever
By Capn_Chryssalid
>>>/mlpol/327793 →
Fallout: Equestria
By kkat
>>>/mlpol/284789 →
The Sun & The Rose
By soulpillar
>>>/mlpol/269307 →
Friendship is Optimal (included in the Past Sins thread, post # indicates start point)
By Iceman
>>>/mlpol/266598 →
Past Sins
By Pen Stroke
>>>/mlpol/248482 →
Would it Matter if I Was?
By GaPJaxie
>>>/mlpol/202151 →
The Original Silver Star Threads:
(these threads are pretty chaotic and I don't begin "reviewing" until midway through, but they're an entertaining read if you have the patience to comb through them)
>>>/mlpol/165646 →
>>>/mlpol/166716 →
>No, seriously, what the hell is this?!?
To my eternal surprise, these threads have not only continued to generate interest here, but I've also had a couple of odd people from outside the site wander in and ask me to review things. A couple of anons have said that my comments on a few stories might be of value to the MLP fan community at large, and have suggested that I reformat them to make them a little more...palatable.
Again, when I first began this project, I assumed these were mostly just shitposts being written on a site that few people bothered to visit, and as such I had no compunctions about peppering them with vulgarity and slurs because really, if you can't use the internet to anonymously hurl epithets at a complete stranger, then what is it even for?. With a couple of exceptions, most of the stories I've reviewed are well-known, well-loved stories written by horse-famous authors. As such, I feel like I've mostly been punching up, and I make absolutely no apology for any comments I've made about how god-awful most of this dreck actually is when you examine it closely.
However, in a slightly broader scope, asking someone from the more genteel quarters of the fandom to comb through page after page of me calling Pen Stroke a faggot may be a rather tall order, particularly if they are unfamiliar with the way imageboards work. So, I have decided to make the following changes to my approach:
1. These threads will still be done in the same read-and-react format to which you are all accustomed, and in general not much is going to change. However, I am going to make a conscious effort to make my commentary a smad less obscene no promises, but I do intend to try, and I am also going to try to get through individual stories more quickly (especially the long ones).
2. I will also be hosting an off-site blog (currently in development, link will be posted when it's ready) containing truncated reviews of select stories, reformatted to be more accessible to the broader MLP fandom and fanfiction community. Reviews posted to this blog will be formatted like normal articles, and will be a summation of my thoughts on the fics being discussed, rather than a long, meandering read-through, and will contain 20% fewer gay jokes and ethnic slurs. Updates will be posted as the project progresses.
Now then, with all of that out of the way...
Current Story:
Exchange
by getmeouttahere
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/169217/exchange
requested by that anon who keeps bugging me about it
161 replies and 122 files omitted.
>>371097
Are you going to make a post here mentioning when you start the next story? Or will we have to comb through the catalogue to find the new thread?
Are you going to make a post here mentioning when you start the next story? Or will we have to comb through the catalogue to find the new thread?
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>>371097
A mostly non-homo fanfic author in GlimGlam's review?!
My how times are a changing.
Thanks for reviewing it's always a blast reading along and more importantly your reviews and quips.
A mostly non-homo fanfic author in GlimGlam's review?!
My how times are a changing.
Thanks for reviewing it's always a blast reading along and more importantly your reviews and quips.
>>371096
when i firt saw that pic i thought it was ANON in DEEP TISSUE MASSAGE before using his arm and getting it muscular inside Celestia... LOL
when i firt saw that pic i thought it was ANON in DEEP TISSUE MASSAGE before using his arm and getting it muscular inside Celestia... LOL
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Bump.
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