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>>372061
And... we aren't really the focus. Not that I am shocked, but I was hoping for a short mention.
And... we aren't really the focus. Not that I am shocked, but I was hoping for a short mention.
>>372061
>New video on us!
Fasces kicking the polacks to the curb had the effect of denying ammo to the video creator. Then Buttercup Dew took most of that slanderous hit piece. I'm sending Butter an email right away.
>New video on us!
Fasces kicking the polacks to the curb had the effect of denying ammo to the video creator. Then Buttercup Dew took most of that slanderous hit piece. I'm sending Butter an email right away.
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>Shahed drones seen crossing from Iraq to Syrian and Jordanian airspace, Iran is expected to launch ballistic missiles (12 min delivery time) shortly before drone impact
>Iraq closes its airspace
>Israeli Military Spokesman says Iran has launched dozens of drones at Israel from its territory
>Over 50 Shahed suicide drones are en route to Israel
>Israel closes its airspace
>Iran closes its airspace
>Jordan closes its airspace
>Israeli cabinet convening in underground bunker
>Biden convenes national security council
Post mares to invoke TKD
>Iraq closes its airspace
>Israeli Military Spokesman says Iran has launched dozens of drones at Israel from its territory
>Over 50 Shahed suicide drones are en route to Israel
>Israel closes its airspace
>Iran closes its airspace
>Jordan closes its airspace
>Israeli cabinet convening in underground bunker
>Biden convenes national security council
Post mares to invoke TKD
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>>372750
I would say the lack of ability to actually defend against another attack also played into it. Israel say their defense were not depleted but I would vage on the opposite.
I would say the lack of ability to actually defend against another attack also played into it. Israel say their defense were not depleted but I would vage on the opposite.
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>>372800
Oh boy jewery afoot, let's find out if they'll Sampson option or pussy out.
It might get crazy, but in anycase cute hoers teim.
Oh boy jewery afoot, let's find out if they'll Sampson option or pussy out.
It might get crazy, but in anycase cute hoers teim.
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Triple P is back: Pony Prompt Pomf! What are we gonna do in this thread, big bro Sven?
*Smacks Lips*
I'm gonna present you with a peeeeeeeeee... prompt. Prompt. That's what I was gonna say. You, are gonna read it, and be so inspired that you can't help yourself but to write entire walls of text on the subject matter(Or maybe like three sentences) whatever, it's gonna be great... Great.
Here's that prompt, be inspired:
>Be Anon and be in Reversed Gender Roles Equestria.
>You're happily married and have herd with two lovely mares, or well that used to be the case.
>But now all they do is bicker with each other.
>This domestic issue has gone so far that a quiet dinner-table is preferable to a one were you talk because all your two waifus do is fight with each other.
<You can choose who they are and what they fight over.
<
<Here's some examples (only for inspiration):
>Who? :
Rainbow Dash and 
Mayor Mare.
>Why? : Rainbow crash keeps demolishing walls, windows, and roofs in Ponyville and Mayor has had enough with her excuses.
>Who? :
Rarity and 
Suri Polomare.
>Why? : They have their past but now their clothing enterprises also compete with each other all over Equestria.
>Who? :
Aryanne and 
Zecora.
>Why? : Aryanne hates how her precious Anon is being defiled by a filthy Zigger while Zecora thinks Aryanne is a horse-nahtze.
Oh, the drama! How will ur Anon mend their pony hearts and make them see reason? Ponies please! This, this is about love. But they cannot see. idk ^^
*Smacks Lips*
I'm gonna present you with a peeeeeeeeee... prompt. Prompt. That's what I was gonna say. You, are gonna read it, and be so inspired that you can't help yourself but to write entire walls of text on the subject matter(Or maybe like three sentences) whatever, it's gonna be great... Great.
Here's that prompt, be inspired:
>Be Anon and be in Reversed Gender Roles Equestria.
>You're happily married and have herd with two lovely mares, or well that used to be the case.
>But now all they do is bicker with each other.
>This domestic issue has gone so far that a quiet dinner-table is preferable to a one were you talk because all your two waifus do is fight with each other.
<You can choose who they are and what they fight over.
<
<Here's some examples (only for inspiration):
>Who? :
Rainbow Dash and Mayor Mare. >Why? : Rainbow crash keeps demolishing walls, windows, and roofs in Ponyville and Mayor has had enough with her excuses.
>Who? :
Rarity and Suri Polomare.>Why? : They have their past but now their clothing enterprises also compete with each other all over Equestria.
>Who? :
Aryanne and Zecora.>Why? : Aryanne hates how her precious Anon is being defiled by a filthy Zigger while Zecora thinks Aryanne is a horse-nahtze.
Oh, the drama! How will ur Anon mend their pony hearts and make them see reason? Ponies please! This, this is about love. But they cannot see. idk ^^
>>372637
>Your penpal buddy laments about the woes of pony heat and that if you both got together neither of you would be virgins and you share almost every hobby and you'd both live happily ever after with a massive family.
>it's been...
>A long time as much as you want to head to the alleged mare you've been in contact with for what seems like ages now.
>It's then you almost feel like singing along to something just out of reach.
>Signing off your correspondence with your desires to be with the tomboy waifu nerd you head to sleep. Like every night.
>Suddenly with no warning you're laying on something warm and white and pony shaped.
>She's awake home training doing her good.
>With a kiss and talks about how her sister might dissect you or give magic cancer you craft a brilliant disguise.
>Inspired by the power of being white you wear a sheet with blue hair and eyes dyed to it.
>An almost perfect disguise for ponies, a criminal offence ranging in the millions of bits, compared to your over inflated monopoly money it's a lot of money and years of jail time.
>A second disguise that's the color blue as her tail and mane, and you just trail her all the time.
>For a time everything is perfect.
>Shining Armor not caring about other ponies opinion of her almost stallion like appearance, you hanging around with thread bare cloth not helping that image.
>The peak of what a stallion should look like according to all other ponies, and that's when you understood the Japs might have gotten something shaken loose with a fat man and little boy but you're living in one of those Asian novels.
>The ones with two paragraphs for a title.
>It's inevitable the kid sister will be someone important or a love interest, some princess will be evil somehow and you are the anti-magical mascot.
>But you're prepared, horse-holic and your waifu did you both well with the mind blowing sex, sweet romance and various fun.
>Your her hidden shield, covering her flanks.
>Together in the highschool arc you meet her, the first challenge.
>Princess Mi Amore Cadenza, pink alicorn of love.
>Allegedly totally smitten with the hunky stallion full of hot intense love.
>Going through various clubs and athletics a perfect academic record. Two minds are better than one.
>Together you'll make your waifu's dream of being the highest positioned royal guard a reality.
>Your training going well, with everything being slightly magic at all times you are immune to anything imbued with it.
>Today there's a small issue Cadance the pink is trying to steal your two thirds of the pizza again.
>Something about needing to not eat for four ponies or your waifu will grow fat.
>Admittedly the sudden disappearance of so much food by Shining Armor has led to you both solving some odd mysteries and unmasking various schemes. All making a picture perfect portfolio for the best royal guard ever.
>The issue is you're fucking best waifu while eating the pizza and Cadance the love fiend tries snatching a bite.
>First problem, as all the ponies don't believe you exist they assume it's Shining Armor. Especially talking.
>Second problem, of the limited time you have between all the activities dealing with Shining Armor's heat at meal times is the most logical way forward.
>Third problem, Shining Armor enters heat far more readily than other ponies because of you and your anti-magic stuff. It's also satiated far better as well.
>Which leads to Cadance kissing Shining Armor's open mouth who sucked a bit of your semen, you both see the hearts in her eyes.
>A bit of discussion she'll help fast track being head of the royal guard and she wants just one date.
>And strangely enough you both fell in love with her too.
>Even sharing your greatest secret, each other.
>Soon to be married too.
>Even got a disguise to match Cadance too.
>Success after success in stopping bad guys.
>And then it got delayed, Nightmare Moon was redeemed by little Twiggle.
>And delayed again, Discord making a mess of everything also resolved by Twilight and friends.
>This time nothing would delay the marriage not even whatever mystery bad guy of the week it is.
>That's when it happens, some chuckle fuck in a warehouse is moaning and groaning pretending to be a lobster ghost.
>Very reasonably you say you'll deal with that and the lovey dovey ponies can sort out the details of the marriage ceremony. Just as normal, it's why you both are the best head of the royal guard there's ever been. Thrice the work for just one pony.
>The checkpoints you have to go through take far longer than agreed upon by Shining Armor.
>You get back just in time to see Cadance and Twilight frazzled, unkept and dirty running towards the wedding hall.
>Another Cadance, stands being a massive fag.
>Making Shining Armor the damsel in distress.
>Princess Celestia getting her shit pushed in the fight with Queen bug Cadance the mind enslaver.
>In a terribly complicated series of events, you are safeguarding Shining Armor and Cadance's parents along with other civilians to a safe location in the castle.
>After a while everything is resolved and you all get a truly magical honeymoon.
>Then you get your own magic kingdom, and as per usual the villain of the week keeps occurring.
>On and on life goes as the secret lover of a princess and princess.
>Even when Cadance is pregnant.
>While being the only one that can contain an alicorn for any length of time.
>Unfortunately which brings you to now after every villain has been laid low.
>Cadance and Shining Armor are being extremely snippy with each other.
>All the time.
>Even in the giant fuck pile and various game nights and bath times.
>Neither give you a straight answer.
>So you need to call in the special ed forces, and hope you still have your spleen by the end of it.
>Your penpal buddy laments about the woes of pony heat and that if you both got together neither of you would be virgins and you share almost every hobby and you'd both live happily ever after with a massive family.
>it's been...
>A long time as much as you want to head to the alleged mare you've been in contact with for what seems like ages now.
>It's then you almost feel like singing along to something just out of reach.
>Signing off your correspondence with your desires to be with the tomboy waifu nerd you head to sleep. Like every night.
>Suddenly with no warning you're laying on something warm and white and pony shaped.
>She's awake home training doing her good.
>With a kiss and talks about how her sister might dissect you or give magic cancer you craft a brilliant disguise.
>Inspired by the power of being white you wear a sheet with blue hair and eyes dyed to it.
>An almost perfect disguise for ponies, a criminal offence ranging in the millions of bits, compared to your over inflated monopoly money it's a lot of money and years of jail time.
>A second disguise that's the color blue as her tail and mane, and you just trail her all the time.
>For a time everything is perfect.
>Shining Armor not caring about other ponies opinion of her almost stallion like appearance, you hanging around with thread bare cloth not helping that image.
>The peak of what a stallion should look like according to all other ponies, and that's when you understood the Japs might have gotten something shaken loose with a fat man and little boy but you're living in one of those Asian novels.
>The ones with two paragraphs for a title.
>It's inevitable the kid sister will be someone important or a love interest, some princess will be evil somehow and you are the anti-magical mascot.
>But you're prepared, horse-holic and your waifu did you both well with the mind blowing sex, sweet romance and various fun.
>Your her hidden shield, covering her flanks.
>Together in the highschool arc you meet her, the first challenge.
>Princess Mi Amore Cadenza, pink alicorn of love.
>Allegedly totally smitten with the hunky stallion full of hot intense love.
>Going through various clubs and athletics a perfect academic record. Two minds are better than one.
>Together you'll make your waifu's dream of being the highest positioned royal guard a reality.
>Your training going well, with everything being slightly magic at all times you are immune to anything imbued with it.
>Today there's a small issue Cadance the pink is trying to steal your two thirds of the pizza again.
>Something about needing to not eat for four ponies or your waifu will grow fat.
>Admittedly the sudden disappearance of so much food by Shining Armor has led to you both solving some odd mysteries and unmasking various schemes. All making a picture perfect portfolio for the best royal guard ever.
>The issue is you're fucking best waifu while eating the pizza and Cadance the love fiend tries snatching a bite.
>First problem, as all the ponies don't believe you exist they assume it's Shining Armor. Especially talking.
>Second problem, of the limited time you have between all the activities dealing with Shining Armor's heat at meal times is the most logical way forward.
>Third problem, Shining Armor enters heat far more readily than other ponies because of you and your anti-magic stuff. It's also satiated far better as well.
>Which leads to Cadance kissing Shining Armor's open mouth who sucked a bit of your semen, you both see the hearts in her eyes.
>A bit of discussion she'll help fast track being head of the royal guard and she wants just one date.
>And strangely enough you both fell in love with her too.
>Even sharing your greatest secret, each other.
>Soon to be married too.
>Even got a disguise to match Cadance too.
>Success after success in stopping bad guys.
>And then it got delayed, Nightmare Moon was redeemed by little Twiggle.
>And delayed again, Discord making a mess of everything also resolved by Twilight and friends.
>This time nothing would delay the marriage not even whatever mystery bad guy of the week it is.
>That's when it happens, some chuckle fuck in a warehouse is moaning and groaning pretending to be a lobster ghost.
>Very reasonably you say you'll deal with that and the lovey dovey ponies can sort out the details of the marriage ceremony. Just as normal, it's why you both are the best head of the royal guard there's ever been. Thrice the work for just one pony.
>The checkpoints you have to go through take far longer than agreed upon by Shining Armor.
>You get back just in time to see Cadance and Twilight frazzled, unkept and dirty running towards the wedding hall.
>Another Cadance, stands being a massive fag.
>Making Shining Armor the damsel in distress.
>Princess Celestia getting her shit pushed in the fight with Queen bug Cadance the mind enslaver.
>In a terribly complicated series of events, you are safeguarding Shining Armor and Cadance's parents along with other civilians to a safe location in the castle.
>After a while everything is resolved and you all get a truly magical honeymoon.
>Then you get your own magic kingdom, and as per usual the villain of the week keeps occurring.
>On and on life goes as the secret lover of a princess and princess.
>Even when Cadance is pregnant.
>While being the only one that can contain an alicorn for any length of time.
>Unfortunately which brings you to now after every villain has been laid low.
>Cadance and Shining Armor are being extremely snippy with each other.
>All the time.
>Even in the giant fuck pile and various game nights and bath times.
>Neither give you a straight answer.
>So you need to call in the special ed forces, and hope you still have your spleen by the end of it.
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>>372643
>>372644
>Dear Spike and Twilight, we're going through some domestic issues and need your assistance. Your friends are welcome to come with you to help in this endeavor or just visit.
Signed, BBBFF BSBFF Flurry and everyone with love.
PS You'll probably learn some uncomfortable truths no other pony knows about. Which is why we aren't getting a professional due the classified nature of those truths.
"Okay the bait is set and now to wait dramatically."
>"The map told us of a friendship problem, we're here to help."
>That's pretty fast, didn't even get to send the letter yet.
>Donning the mask you head to meet up with Shining Armor and Cadance for the welcoming of the autismo friends.
>But the Crystal Palace is a big place.
>"Thanks for inviting us to stay until we solve the friendship problem BBBFF."
>"Always LSBFF."
>"Why don't you and your friends join us for dinner?"
>An immaculate spread dons the royal eating table.
>Sitting between your waifus. You hand the letter to Twilight.
>Her eyes go wide reading, a few times.
>"Looks like we found the friendship problem girls."
>Shining and Cadance are slightly confused so you decide to speak up.
"Shining and Cadance have been snapping at each other excessively and this is perhaps the first time in months they've held back."
>Pinkie responds with a smile.
>"Sure thing Shining Armor's tail."
>The rest of the girls are slightly confused, but your lovey dovies are shocked Pinkie even acknowledged something was off.
"To give you context years ago Shining Armor made a friend—"
"and was the cutest teen filly anyone could talk with."
>Unsurprisingly they gasp, but so does Shining Armor and Cadance.
>Twilight starts breathing faster.
>"You mean all this time... my magic turned you into a stallion?"
>"Oh my."
"No my Shining Armor was always and is a mare."
>Twilight trying to reconcile the news asked the question on everypony's tongue.
>"Why didn't you tell me?"
>Shining the strategic defensive genius picks up.
>"Twilie, it's about my friend. My very special friend who I'm married with. He needed protection and I can't just change how I look."
>They gasp and exclaim again.
>"Princess Mi Amor Cadenza is actually Prince Mi Amor Cadenza!"
>Cadance speaks up.
>"No I'm a mare and so is Shining Armor and she was always a mare as well."
>"We have a very special friend and lover..."
>"It can't be Queen Chrysalis can it?"
>"Ew no, it's our alien friend."
>Unsurprisingly Spike is handed quite a few bits.
>Maybe filing him in on zomponies and other classified threats warped his perspective, then again he turned out alright.
>"So make sure you all stay calm because he's been sitting here with us this whole time right between Me and Cadance."
>Taking off the disguise you're exposed in perhaps the first time with so many other ponies.
>"He's, he's—"
>"Who is he?"
>Rarity the rumor monger she is speaks out.
>"The mysterious Tall Dick of Canterlot! Who happens to always show up where ever Shining Armor investigated. Especially the case of the Hoo-Hoo's fabulous fashion fiasco."
>You give a small shudder, another reason why you're almost always totally nude.
"It's why I swore off the idiocy that is ball bras."
>Twilight the nerd horse can't help but defend the enchanted clothing.
>"It's the sole reason why the population ratio is only 5 to 1 instead of 21 to 1."
>Rainbow Dash has her priorities straight.
>"So you're just hanging in the wind, don't tell us you don't a sheath guard either."
>Instead of answering Fluttershy pipes up.
>"But in the Sunny-Side Up news Shining had pictures taken showing he, I mean she was wearing them."
>Twilight about to pass out from imagining a poor defenceless alien stallion hears another knock out piece of news.
>"It's actually a milk reservoir, helps keep in shape and he loves the taste."
>"But he loves my milk the most."
>"How come nopony ever saw your power pussy then, sugar cube."
>A quick glance was all that's needed for them to understand.
>"Sweet Celestia yall been doing it in public for how long?"
>Pinkie Pie thankfully breaks the ice.
>"Since the beginning 'cause he's wearing sexy alien socks."
>Twilight passes out, horn and wings throbbing with lust and blood.
>All the other mares, thirsty to catch a peek at your one of a kind lewd body pause as they realize you have two of the biggest baddest ponies with enough fire power combined to potentially match Twilight Sparkle.
>Also you the wild card.
>Rarity had that glint in her eyes every pony gets when they think they're being clever.
>"How about I join your lovely—"
>In stereo both Shining and Cadance and you instantly shoot her down with a no.
>Then Rarity smuggly grins.
>"Your friendship with benefits problem is you have three alpha head mares even if you're a stallion."
>This statment fills you with dread.
>If anything is every simple enough to be stated as is, it becomes inversely as difficult.
"What's an alpha head mare?"
>The following management-babble about pony sexual relationships, is biggest baddest mare is bestest and needs to show she has the biggest dick in the room.
>That didn't feel right though.
>Even when both your mares are begrudgingly nodding.
"No, that doesn't seem right, that's not the full story. All the evidence doesn't fit."
>It's a pensive silence.
>"Ummm, you are the father for Flurry Heart?"
>You nod.
>Freezing in place an uncomfortable idea floats up
>you've been banging Shining Armor unprotected all this time.
>It's at that point Shining Armor starts sniffling trying to put on a brave face.
>Cadance pulls Shining Armor into a hug, pulling you in to.
>The love princess talks.
>"Ponies are married almost around the time their eggs are fertile, that's when the family home is secured and the traditional third honeymoon begins to ensure a successful pregnancy."
>Mouth fills with lead.
"Maybe."
"Maybe it's because of what I am."
>Careful pregnant pause as all consider the implication.
>Twiggles twitches back to awareness, blinking rapidly, yelling and blasting you with beams of magic.
>"Changling!"
>>372644
>Dear Spike and Twilight, we're going through some domestic issues and need your assistance. Your friends are welcome to come with you to help in this endeavor or just visit.
Signed, BBBFF BSBFF Flurry and everyone with love.
PS You'll probably learn some uncomfortable truths no other pony knows about. Which is why we aren't getting a professional due the classified nature of those truths.
"Okay the bait is set and now to wait dramatically."
>"The map told us of a friendship problem, we're here to help."
>That's pretty fast, didn't even get to send the letter yet.
>Donning the mask you head to meet up with Shining Armor and Cadance for the welcoming of the autismo friends.
>But the Crystal Palace is a big place.
>"Thanks for inviting us to stay until we solve the friendship problem BBBFF."
>"Always LSBFF."
>"Why don't you and your friends join us for dinner?"
>An immaculate spread dons the royal eating table.
>Sitting between your waifus. You hand the letter to Twilight.
>Her eyes go wide reading, a few times.
>"Looks like we found the friendship problem girls."
>Shining and Cadance are slightly confused so you decide to speak up.
"Shining and Cadance have been snapping at each other excessively and this is perhaps the first time in months they've held back."
>Pinkie responds with a smile.
>"Sure thing Shining Armor's tail."
>The rest of the girls are slightly confused, but your lovey dovies are shocked Pinkie even acknowledged something was off.
"To give you context years ago Shining Armor made a friend—"
"and was the cutest teen filly anyone could talk with."
>Unsurprisingly they gasp, but so does Shining Armor and Cadance.
>Twilight starts breathing faster.
>"You mean all this time... my magic turned you into a stallion?"
>"Oh my."
"No my Shining Armor was always and is a mare."
>Twilight trying to reconcile the news asked the question on everypony's tongue.
>"Why didn't you tell me?"
>Shining the strategic defensive genius picks up.
>"Twilie, it's about my friend. My very special friend who I'm married with. He needed protection and I can't just change how I look."
>They gasp and exclaim again.
>"Princess Mi Amor Cadenza is actually Prince Mi Amor Cadenza!"
>Cadance speaks up.
>"No I'm a mare and so is Shining Armor and she was always a mare as well."
>"We have a very special friend and lover..."
>"It can't be Queen Chrysalis can it?"
>"Ew no, it's our alien friend."
>Unsurprisingly Spike is handed quite a few bits.
>Maybe filing him in on zomponies and other classified threats warped his perspective, then again he turned out alright.
>"So make sure you all stay calm because he's been sitting here with us this whole time right between Me and Cadance."
>Taking off the disguise you're exposed in perhaps the first time with so many other ponies.
>"He's, he's—"
>"Who is he?"
>Rarity the rumor monger she is speaks out.
>"The mysterious Tall Dick of Canterlot! Who happens to always show up where ever Shining Armor investigated. Especially the case of the Hoo-Hoo's fabulous fashion fiasco."
>You give a small shudder, another reason why you're almost always totally nude.
"It's why I swore off the idiocy that is ball bras."
>Twilight the nerd horse can't help but defend the enchanted clothing.
>"It's the sole reason why the population ratio is only 5 to 1 instead of 21 to 1."
>Rainbow Dash has her priorities straight.
>"So you're just hanging in the wind, don't tell us you don't a sheath guard either."
>Instead of answering Fluttershy pipes up.
>"But in the Sunny-Side Up news Shining had pictures taken showing he, I mean she was wearing them."
>Twilight about to pass out from imagining a poor defenceless alien stallion hears another knock out piece of news.
>"It's actually a milk reservoir, helps keep in shape and he loves the taste."
>"But he loves my milk the most."
>"How come nopony ever saw your power pussy then, sugar cube."
>A quick glance was all that's needed for them to understand.
>"Sweet Celestia yall been doing it in public for how long?"
>Pinkie Pie thankfully breaks the ice.
>"Since the beginning 'cause he's wearing sexy alien socks."
>Twilight passes out, horn and wings throbbing with lust and blood.
>All the other mares, thirsty to catch a peek at your one of a kind lewd body pause as they realize you have two of the biggest baddest ponies with enough fire power combined to potentially match Twilight Sparkle.
>Also you the wild card.
>Rarity had that glint in her eyes every pony gets when they think they're being clever.
>"How about I join your lovely—"
>In stereo both Shining and Cadance and you instantly shoot her down with a no.
>Then Rarity smuggly grins.
>"Your friendship with benefits problem is you have three alpha head mares even if you're a stallion."
>This statment fills you with dread.
>If anything is every simple enough to be stated as is, it becomes inversely as difficult.
"What's an alpha head mare?"
>The following management-babble about pony sexual relationships, is biggest baddest mare is bestest and needs to show she has the biggest dick in the room.
>That didn't feel right though.
>Even when both your mares are begrudgingly nodding.
"No, that doesn't seem right, that's not the full story. All the evidence doesn't fit."
>It's a pensive silence.
>"Ummm, you are the father for Flurry Heart?"
>You nod.
>Freezing in place an uncomfortable idea floats up
>you've been banging Shining Armor unprotected all this time.
>It's at that point Shining Armor starts sniffling trying to put on a brave face.
>Cadance pulls Shining Armor into a hug, pulling you in to.
>The love princess talks.
>"Ponies are married almost around the time their eggs are fertile, that's when the family home is secured and the traditional third honeymoon begins to ensure a successful pregnancy."
>Mouth fills with lead.
"Maybe."
"Maybe it's because of what I am."
>Careful pregnant pause as all consider the implication.
>Twiggles twitches back to awareness, blinking rapidly, yelling and blasting you with beams of magic.
>"Changling!"
>>372643
>>372644
>>372727
Thank for your tribute. You will not be forgotten. Your legacy will live on and you will be celebrated forever.
Occult Facade, I always have to read your stuff a few hundred times before I grasp a gist of what is going on but what's so great about you is that if I do read it diligently I often find the answers to my questions.
Though, having said that, I understand like 70% of this story after reading it a few times. ^^
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>>372644
>>372727
Thank for your tribute. You will not be forgotten. Your legacy will live on and you will be celebrated forever.
Occult Facade, I always have to read your stuff a few hundred times before I grasp a gist of what is going on but what's so great about you is that if I do read it diligently I often find the answers to my questions.
Though, having said that, I understand like 70% of this story after reading it a few times. ^^
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>>372727
>A barrage of power harmlessly is absorbed into you. Bathing the large dining room in her magical pink glow. The untouched royal crystal meals glinting off her immense magic.
>She keeps going.
>"You can't trick me. I've read the reports. I've talked with Thorax and the reformed changlings. So no matter how much love you have stored up you can't face against true love or the magic of friendship."
>Maybe you should have read the after action reports about the changlings, but that's the medical rehabilitation area and you were a bit more occupied with other matters.
>Something so extreme Twilight would just start blasting.
>Then again Twilight is pretty quick with the trigger.
>You're just sitting in The Thinker pose.
"What could changlings do that's so abhorrent?"
>None of the ponies answer as Twilight is digging deeper in her magic to scrub out your existence. But maybe that's the wrong question.
>Meanwhile you dig deeper into the knowledge of your old world and the dark arts of horse puns.
>Ponies are the big dick saviors of this world, the places they touch turn out well.
>More importantly is that this world's gender roles are the opposite of your own.
>There's an exception for cutie marks though.
>Like super sentai and other related media many the villains are the akin to the horny fanservice.
>But also thematically fitting.
>Who should for all intents a purposes try to take revenge, but didn't.
"Hmmm, but why was she obsessed with Starlight Glimmer, The Rainbow Laser gang but not us."
>Cascades of magic enough to level a few cities still do nothing as WMD Twilight keeps it up.
>She trapped my family in the love extracting goo, but we had Flurry Heart by then.
>Stupid haunted mine bullshit keeping you from being there for them when they needed you.
>There's probably not enough information to take a firm stance anywhich way yet, and that's not even considering Cadance yet.
>You then notice the floor where Twilight is standing is steaming and being pushed like rolls of fabric.
"Hey you're ruining the floor Twilie."
>"I don't care you ruined my big brother best friend forever!"
>You carefully walk closer to her. High stepping unto of the table avoiding the royal berry salads making a beeline to the lavender alicorn princess Twilight Sparkle.
>These days you know better than to touch a pony's horn unless their your lovely mares, the shock of what is antithetical to magic positively orgasmic.
>Less said about the bottle incident the better.
>Instead of touching her and turning her into a real mare, you do the next best thing.
>Lightly you close the distance and boop the snoot.
>Causing her to discharge one last time, scrunching her cute muzzle and realizing why you could have done anything else you didn't.
>Her sweaty purple fur and heavily blushing checks looking just adorable on your little sister-in-law. Her friends a bit hot under the collar.
"Let's figure out what's going on. So what's in those reports Bookfort princess."
>Cadance and Shining are still hugging each other whispering to each other slow tears soaking their coats.
>"Oh stars you're actually an alien and that wasn't Shining's tail back then."
>She takes a moment to collect herself.
>"Sadistic changlings can spend years slowly conditioning a pony to fit their image, through training, potions and magic. Everything shaped into whatever they imagine, with time and effort."
"Thank you, LSBFF. I haven't seen any lately, but that's surely important to know."
>A small hug for the purple, which causes her blush to be a bit stronger, but it's returned.
>With that everyone sits back down to eat. So the meal begins even if some are cooled off by now.
>You could cut the awkward air with a knife, instead you're cuddling your mares and eating with them.
>Rainbow Dash is the first to make some small talk.
>"You know this isn't half bad, reminds me of some grub the Wonderbolts have then Spitfire told me to keep to my own side of the lunch room."
>Shining Armor already looks a bit better and talks.
>"It reminds me of back home, not quite all the time but you get a taste for it."
>Pinkie Pie ready to spring into action steals the show.
>"Wowie you're right it tastes close to something back home at the rock farm and I only tried it once, but it's right on the tip of my tongue."
>At that the awkwardness is broken as suggestions for what kinds of spice and playful talk rose once again.
>Rarity looks at Spike then nods looking at Twilight, cuts in while Twilight pulls out a breaker and cotton swab.
>Spike does that irritating claw tapping.
>"Scrumptious, and for dessert won't you tell me why you're so angry?"
>That set off Cadance.
>"I'm not angry!"
>The Shining.
>"Puh-lease you can't help but start yelling at the start of a—"
>"Like you're any better miss waterworks to verbal flaying, you—"
>"Me? It's never about me it's always you, you, you."
>Spike yells.
>"Stop! Twilight take their magical measurements."
>With a glow, a beam and a swab on the horn. She hems and haws.
>They're utterly shocked and torn between wanting to castigate Spike or Rarity.
>"Doesn't look like anything I've seen changlings accomplish there's just too many conflicting and complicated sources all interesting it'd take a genius to plan whatever this is."
>Fluttershy asks the question that's on the tip of your tongue.
>"Ummm what is it?"
>"Magic density analysis, its the quickest way to see if there's anything foreign in a pony's body."
>That's really concerning.
>"Sorry Shining and Cadance you both and mom and dad said not to do science at the table, but I think we're going to have to do some advanced science here and now."
>She has a gleam when she looks at you.
>Maybe this wasn't the best idea, but you'll tough it out, for them.
>A barrage of power harmlessly is absorbed into you. Bathing the large dining room in her magical pink glow. The untouched royal crystal meals glinting off her immense magic.
>She keeps going.
>"You can't trick me. I've read the reports. I've talked with Thorax and the reformed changlings. So no matter how much love you have stored up you can't face against true love or the magic of friendship."
>Maybe you should have read the after action reports about the changlings, but that's the medical rehabilitation area and you were a bit more occupied with other matters.
>Something so extreme Twilight would just start blasting.
>Then again Twilight is pretty quick with the trigger.
>You're just sitting in The Thinker pose.
"What could changlings do that's so abhorrent?"
>None of the ponies answer as Twilight is digging deeper in her magic to scrub out your existence. But maybe that's the wrong question.
>Meanwhile you dig deeper into the knowledge of your old world and the dark arts of horse puns.
>Ponies are the big dick saviors of this world, the places they touch turn out well.
>More importantly is that this world's gender roles are the opposite of your own.
>There's an exception for cutie marks though.
>Like super sentai and other related media many the villains are the akin to the horny fanservice.
>But also thematically fitting.
>Who should for all intents a purposes try to take revenge, but didn't.
"Hmmm, but why was she obsessed with Starlight Glimmer, The Rainbow Laser gang but not us."
>Cascades of magic enough to level a few cities still do nothing as WMD Twilight keeps it up.
>She trapped my family in the love extracting goo, but we had Flurry Heart by then.
>Stupid haunted mine bullshit keeping you from being there for them when they needed you.
>There's probably not enough information to take a firm stance anywhich way yet, and that's not even considering Cadance yet.
>You then notice the floor where Twilight is standing is steaming and being pushed like rolls of fabric.
"Hey you're ruining the floor Twilie."
>"I don't care you ruined my big brother best friend forever!"
>You carefully walk closer to her. High stepping unto of the table avoiding the royal berry salads making a beeline to the lavender alicorn princess Twilight Sparkle.
>These days you know better than to touch a pony's horn unless their your lovely mares, the shock of what is antithetical to magic positively orgasmic.
>Less said about the bottle incident the better.
>Instead of touching her and turning her into a real mare, you do the next best thing.
>Lightly you close the distance and boop the snoot.
>Causing her to discharge one last time, scrunching her cute muzzle and realizing why you could have done anything else you didn't.
>Her sweaty purple fur and heavily blushing checks looking just adorable on your little sister-in-law. Her friends a bit hot under the collar.
"Let's figure out what's going on. So what's in those reports Bookfort princess."
>Cadance and Shining are still hugging each other whispering to each other slow tears soaking their coats.
>"Oh stars you're actually an alien and that wasn't Shining's tail back then."
>She takes a moment to collect herself.
>"Sadistic changlings can spend years slowly conditioning a pony to fit their image, through training, potions and magic. Everything shaped into whatever they imagine, with time and effort."
"Thank you, LSBFF. I haven't seen any lately, but that's surely important to know."
>A small hug for the purple, which causes her blush to be a bit stronger, but it's returned.
>With that everyone sits back down to eat. So the meal begins even if some are cooled off by now.
>You could cut the awkward air with a knife, instead you're cuddling your mares and eating with them.
>Rainbow Dash is the first to make some small talk.
>"You know this isn't half bad, reminds me of some grub the Wonderbolts have then Spitfire told me to keep to my own side of the lunch room."
>Shining Armor already looks a bit better and talks.
>"It reminds me of back home, not quite all the time but you get a taste for it."
>Pinkie Pie ready to spring into action steals the show.
>"Wowie you're right it tastes close to something back home at the rock farm and I only tried it once, but it's right on the tip of my tongue."
>At that the awkwardness is broken as suggestions for what kinds of spice and playful talk rose once again.
>Rarity looks at Spike then nods looking at Twilight, cuts in while Twilight pulls out a breaker and cotton swab.
>Spike does that irritating claw tapping.
>"Scrumptious, and for dessert won't you tell me why you're so angry?"
>That set off Cadance.
>"I'm not angry!"
>The Shining.
>"Puh-lease you can't help but start yelling at the start of a—"
>"Like you're any better miss waterworks to verbal flaying, you—"
>"Me? It's never about me it's always you, you, you."
>Spike yells.
>"Stop! Twilight take their magical measurements."
>With a glow, a beam and a swab on the horn. She hems and haws.
>They're utterly shocked and torn between wanting to castigate Spike or Rarity.
>"Doesn't look like anything I've seen changlings accomplish there's just too many conflicting and complicated sources all interesting it'd take a genius to plan whatever this is."
>Fluttershy asks the question that's on the tip of your tongue.
>"Ummm what is it?"
>"Magic density analysis, its the quickest way to see if there's anything foreign in a pony's body."
>That's really concerning.
>"Sorry Shining and Cadance you both and mom and dad said not to do science at the table, but I think we're going to have to do some advanced science here and now."
>She has a gleam when she looks at you.
>Maybe this wasn't the best idea, but you'll tough it out, for them.
Nvidia CEO says we should forget about learning to code and learn to farm instead. AI will do all the coding.
>With coding taken care of by AI, humans can instead focus on more valuable expertise like biology, education, manufacturing, or farming, reasoned the Nvidia head
Aislop has filled the internet with shit, including this imageboard and it's not stopping anytime soon. Now SORA and other advancements will only make things worse as the line of machine generated and real becomes blurry, this is so obviously the near goal of WEF dogma that unless you see it you're probably a nigger.
The fact this comes at the time of population crisis + competency crisis looming, which will only be accelerated by (((Ai))) adoption is not a coincidence. Just how dependent the world will be on the Ai for every field, knowledge to maintain the old skills will be looked as largely useless and obsolete as Ai replaces X Y and Z. You can see this dogma being rolled out by aishills like pic rel already.
>With coding taken care of by AI, humans can instead focus on more valuable expertise like biology, education, manufacturing, or farming, reasoned the Nvidia head
Aislop has filled the internet with shit, including this imageboard and it's not stopping anytime soon. Now SORA and other advancements will only make things worse as the line of machine generated and real becomes blurry, this is so obviously the near goal of WEF dogma that unless you see it you're probably a nigger.
The fact this comes at the time of population crisis + competency crisis looming, which will only be accelerated by (((Ai))) adoption is not a coincidence. Just how dependent the world will be on the Ai for every field, knowledge to maintain the old skills will be looked as largely useless and obsolete as Ai replaces X Y and Z. You can see this dogma being rolled out by aishills like pic rel already.
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>>372432
"hurr durr jews have been convincing people to behave like self-centered cunts for centuries therefore we should do what the jew says instead of demanding something different"
"hurr durr jews have been convincing people to behave like self-centered cunts for centuries therefore we should do what the jew says instead of demanding something different"
>>372440
well burger, you have that gun, you have that attitude, why dont you go feed the tree of liberty some blood. clearly thats the only solution since you are asking for a mulligan on 300 years of industrial history.
well burger, you have that gun, you have that attitude, why dont you go feed the tree of liberty some blood. clearly thats the only solution since you are asking for a mulligan on 300 years of industrial history.
>An observation of an aifag shows that nothing else matters except fulfilling the ai user's wants within the allowed-freedom, it's dope hits that drive addiction and greed fueled by envy like a Jew. Why work with anyone at all if the Ai can do everything you ask, why pay for anyone's work if it's expendable to the super computer the big tech jew wants to put everywhere. Who cares who's life is impacted negatively, as long as it can make yours better? "How can I profit off this" Why wait for something that takes a human hand if you can have passable now? And who cares about higher standards when your audience is too stupid to notice the difference, but stemming from the fact that the proompter himself is a midwit tampering in something he doesn't have a clue how to do without ai holding his hand like a baby.
as someone who pays for art and artists, please an hero as soon as possible. There is an abundance of customers who want art, the problem is in the hands of artfags.
as someone who pays for art and artists, please an hero as soon as possible. There is an abundance of customers who want art, the problem is in the hands of artfags.
>jew: learn to farm!!
Oh ok. I'll start by buying bunch of cows and eventually I'll have enough to sell grass-fed meat to all
>jew: NOOOOO NOT LIKE THAT!!!!!
Oh ok. I'll start by buying bunch of cows and eventually I'll have enough to sell grass-fed meat to all
>jew: NOOOOO NOT LIKE THAT!!!!!
Are you an abused tranny? Scotland will help you. Simply fill out the form below to report a hate crime. Let's flood the Scottish police with bogus reports! I filled one out claiming JK Rowling groped my bullocks!
scotland.police.uk/secureforms/c3/
scotland.police.uk/secureforms/c3/
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Meanwhile across the ocean...
They can all feel it, they all know it, and bunchs of them are trying to switch sides or crawl back under the rocks to hide.
No that I seriously believe Mr. Trump will do anything about it, but their paranoia is top fun.
They can all feel it, they all know it, and bunchs of them are trying to switch sides or crawl back under the rocks to hide.
No that I seriously believe Mr. Trump will do anything about it, but their paranoia is top fun.
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Scotland situation.
hahah YES
6 gorillion more complaints and a gang of troons in every female bathroom, please!
It's the only way the retarded masses will understand
6 gorillion more complaints and a gang of troons in every female bathroom, please!
It's the only way the retarded masses will understand
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A star is born.
Anonymous
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Stole vid1 from vid2 and https://ponerpics.org/images/6942111
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U.S. Army recruiters have dropped the vaccine requirement for military recruits
https://twitter.com/DC_Draino/status/1725330751351054835
This comes along with a new wave of military propaganda commercials featuring white men, and recruiters once again failing to meet minimum quotas, all with the shadow of the wars in Israel/Palestine, Russia/Ukraine, and potentially China/Taiwan.
Despite their best efforts at propaganda, white American men keep telling them to fuck off because nobody wants to die for Israel.
https://twitter.com/DC_Draino/status/1725330751351054835
This comes along with a new wave of military propaganda commercials featuring white men, and recruiters once again failing to meet minimum quotas, all with the shadow of the wars in Israel/Palestine, Russia/Ukraine, and potentially China/Taiwan.
Despite their best efforts at propaganda, white American men keep telling them to fuck off because nobody wants to die for Israel.
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>>369587
>It's going to be more of a challenge of logistics, communication, technical expertise and weapons production than it will be having skilled infantry troops.
That is all well correlated, the recruits who make skilled infantry troops are also going to handle logistics properly instead of dropping them on the floor.
>It's going to be more of a challenge of logistics, communication, technical expertise and weapons production than it will be having skilled infantry troops.
That is all well correlated, the recruits who make skilled infantry troops are also going to handle logistics properly instead of dropping them on the floor.
>>369697
>The Navy blamed unspecified "issues" with the ship's radar
This isn't entirely untrue. The radar was indeed broken - which the crew hadn't noticed because the radar operator didn't know how to operate it anyway.
>The Navy blamed unspecified "issues" with the ship's radar
This isn't entirely untrue. The radar was indeed broken - which the crew hadn't noticed because the radar operator didn't know how to operate it anyway.
"guaranteed job of your choice!"
The US military has been pozzed since the 90s at least. Kay Griggs did an interview with Antony Sutton. I haven't finished the whole thing cause it's 8hrs long but basically she says the Marines and by extension Navy are run by a gay cult
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>>372540
>she says the Marines and by extension Navy are run by a gay cult
I watched it. It is shocking and tells me everything I need to know to understand why never anything has been done about it.
>she says the Marines and by extension Navy are run by a gay cult
I watched it. It is shocking and tells me everything I need to know to understand why never anything has been done about it.
Now they just need to drop it for immigration so I can get my friggin' fiancee over here.
God-willing, soon.
God-willing, soon.
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/MLPOL/ Movie Night
We like movie nights on Fridays. These movie nights are usually prefaced with a Pre-Stream event before we watch a movie or two, which is then normally followed by several episodes of Ponies.
Registering an account on the streaming sites we go to is not required.
The Pre-Stream for the Movie Night usually starts at 7:00pm EST.
https://cytu.be/r/FlappyPterodactyl is the normal room for the Pre-Stream.
The Movie Night proper usually starts at around 8:00pm or 8:30pm EST.
Location varies depending on various factors.
Last full Movie Night thread: >>34962
Previous improvised Movie Night thread: >>349623 →
We like movie nights on Fridays. These movie nights are usually prefaced with a Pre-Stream event before we watch a movie or two, which is then normally followed by several episodes of Ponies.
Registering an account on the streaming sites we go to is not required.
The Pre-Stream for the Movie Night usually starts at 7:00pm EST.
https://cytu.be/r/FlappyPterodactyl is the normal room for the Pre-Stream.
The Movie Night proper usually starts at around 8:00pm or 8:30pm EST.
Location varies depending on various factors.
Last full Movie Night thread: >>34962
Previous improvised Movie Night thread: >>349623 →
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We are currently watching Lone Gunmen, the X Files spinoff series, we will likely be going for awhile. Feel free to drop in.
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>>372652
It was cool how that first episode was about computers in cars being used to assassinate civilians who might be inconvenient to government or industry interests.
Just within the last couple of days, I saw a news story where something like this was mentioned as a possibility, and the ability of law enforcement to remotely drive any car that has a computer managing the engine in it was mentioned in the discussion.
Cars with a lane keep assist feature can steer themselves to a degree. Cruise control can force you into a certain speed.
It was cool how that first episode was about computers in cars being used to assassinate civilians who might be inconvenient to government or industry interests.
Just within the last couple of days, I saw a news story where something like this was mentioned as a possibility, and the ability of law enforcement to remotely drive any car that has a computer managing the engine in it was mentioned in the discussion.
Cars with a lane keep assist feature can steer themselves to a degree. Cruise control can force you into a certain speed.
We should watch The Naked Gun because OJ Simpson is dead.
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Can we get a bat-pony thread going?
https://www.nationaldaycalendar.com/international/international-bat-appreciation-day-april-17#:~:text=Each%20year%20on%20April%2017th,beginning%20to%20emerge%20from%20hibernation.
Post cute bats
Post fun bat facts
https://www.nationaldaycalendar.com/international/international-bat-appreciation-day-april-17#:~:text=Each%20year%20on%20April%2017th,beginning%20to%20emerge%20from%20hibernation.
Post cute bats
Post fun bat facts
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Fatty batty
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Thread of hating faggots
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>>371575
Let that be a reminder why you don't reply to an almost two-month-old post. Drawing even more attention to an already drenched attention whore.
Let that be a reminder why you don't reply to an almost two-month-old post. Drawing even more attention to an already drenched attention whore.
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